anyway how old i imagine the stardew characters are !
starting with the marriageables:
* elliott: 34-35
* harvey: 33-34
* shane: 32
* sebastian: 24-25
* emily: 24-25
* sam: 23-24
* abigail: 23-24
* alex: 23
* leah: 23
* penny: 22-23
* maru: 22
* haley: 21-22
now npcs:
* vincent: 10
* jas: 9
* leo: 10
* marnie: 48
* kent: 43
* jodi: 42
* pierre: 47
* caroline: 44
* willy: 53
* gus: 49
* lewis: 52
* marlon: 53
* gil: 56
* george: 73
* evelyn: 74
* the wizard: 47
* qi: ????? (he's immortal)
* pam: 46
* sandy: 25-26
* clint: 27-28
* gunther: 30
* linus: 54
* robin: 43
* demetrius: 43
this is just my opinion and is based solely on the vibes i get for them <3
please lmk what ages you think they are in either the cmnts or reblogs bc i'd love to know ^__^
* remember, this is just for funsies and it's okay if you view them differently than i do !!!!
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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.
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