#they deserve bread 🍞

[thebluecreator]

dude I thought you died /silly WHERE YOU BEEN HOW ARE YOU

AH- I'VE BEEN FLOATIN' AROUND IN THE VOID! It's quite the experience!! But somehow school work always manages to find me even in the darkest places in the universe. But overall good! How have you been!? <3

[kairiscorner]

more married life with nanami please

OWKAJDKSLAMDUODAJWJS he is always in my mine 7/3 ("that's not a thing"– it is now.)

married life. — kento nanami x spouse!reader (part 2)

summary: you've always been the cure to nanami's bad days, now let nanami help cure you from yours with his simple acts of kindness and love. pairing: nanami kento x gn!spouse!reader genre: fluffy bread fluff !! author's note: kento definitely knows how to bake and make the tastiest buns (like his own ;>)

(part 1 - 🍞)

kento nanami is quick to notice you aren't acting as peppy as usual, and though he knew that people would never be the same all the time... there was just something about your silence, your distant demeanor that felt off to him.

kento nanami was always quick to worry when it came to you not acting like your usual self, several alarm signals went off in his head that something was definitely the matter with you when you didn't return his greeting at the door when you came home and trudged upstairs all silently.

kento nanami isn't the type to immediately ask himself if he did anything wrong, but seeing you act like this seriously made him wonder if he did anything wrong to make you act this way.

kento nanami tries asking you what's wrong, if you're okay or anything, but you just mumble out how exhausted you've been this whole week, and nanami felt the need to do something nice for his dearest spouse to cheer them up.

kento nanami heads down to the kitchen to get to work immediately, pulling out all the ingredients and utensils he needs to be able to make just the right thing to brighten your mood.

kento nanami doesn't usually worry about the food he makes not being good enough, when he cooks for himself, that is; but when he's cooking for the love of his life, he needs to make sure everything's perfect, and always has a dash of his love for you poured out into it.

kento nanami knocks on your door and calls out your name in a gentle voice; clutching the tray or bowl of your favorite treats and smiles at you all gently and lovingly, his soft, brown eyes gazing at you with the same love and affection as when he first met you, when he first loved you, exchanged vows with you at the altar, and spent his honeymoon with you–his beloved spouse.

kento nanami encourages you to spoil yourself for once, to rest and let yourself go. he reassures you through his touch and words, especially through his actions, that you deserve to have a break, to have the best, for once–or rather, all the time.

kento nanami reminds you that no matter what difficulty you face, no matter how exhausted you may be, he will always treat you like royalty, and will fulfill his duties as your husband to be with you in sickness and in health–he'll nurse you back up from your fatigue and keep you from overworking as much as he can because...

kento nanami loves his dearest spouse like it's their wedding day and honeymoon night all over again; he can't deny you, and he won't ever, because you have his whole heart–and he'll do everything he can to make and keep you happy, relaxed, and content with him.

tags !! @rohansdisciple

[piercedprisoner]

"I'll have some toasted white bread, please."

"You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?"

"No ma'am. Dry."

Elwood deserves all the toast in the world. 🍞

I've made a second version where he sees the light, just like Jake did in the church scene. xD

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

I am allo but I have many aroace friends and I platonically love aroace people with all my heart

I wish to achieve level Protector of Aroaces

anyway

y'all are awesome and you deserve a world of garlic bread

I dub thee Protector of the Garlic Bread 🧄🍞

[skye707]

Heya Skye! Have some bread, ya deserve and need it 🍞 !!

Also, I’ve got a question. What do each of the Riddler’s think of the (not so) good doctor Crane?

I'm so glad that people are on board with the spook train as well as the Riddlemobile.

(and I am going to town on that bread. I am a fiend for bread.)

Unburied - Legitimately scared of Dr. Crane. Will not interact with him under any circumstances. Would never admit it, but sometimes he has nightmares concerning dear old Jonny.

ZY - It's kind of like the interaction that happens when you put the nerd and the slacker together for a group project. ZY has the charisma to get the conversation going, and Crane is doing the actual heavy lifting. Not ZY's first choice of company, but when it comes to friends, he'll take what he can get.

Dano - This can go one of two ways: "this guy is scary. I like it :)" or "holy fuck what the fuck is wrong with this guy". Someone he can't use scare tactics and hysterical panic on to do his bidding? Either his new best friend or his new biggest threat.

YJ - He would try to be friends, but soon realizes that this guy is in a whole other league of villainy. Being an international cyber threat and criminal is cool, but this guy uses biochemistry to scare people? to death?? YIKES!

Gotham - What the kid? The scarecrow kid from that one bizarre case in his GCPD days? Don't make him laugh. As if he'd be scared of a teenager with a sack over his head. Nothing the Riddler can't handle.

BTAA - They have a working relationship and that's it. If you think he's getting cozy with that sadistic S.O.B. you must have a few screws loose. Not that he couldn't deal with him! He is the artist of crime after all, but Crane doesn't have the same respect for the arts as Eddie Nygma. (Please don't tell him he said that)

Arkham - One of the only people he gets along with. That might be due to Jonathan's saintly patience with him, but it works. Meetings and conversations are quick and to the point, but when your usual company consists of rats and opossums you aren't picky.

BTAS - I don't care if the two of them never interact in the show, they are best friends. This is the strongest iteration of the dork squad in my opinion and I will die on this hill. Just two nerds (and Jervis of course) who are sick and tired of stupid people. Get up to the best capers.

Telltale - Over time, his view of Crane has changed. At first, he didn't see Jonathan as anything more than a fanatical ex-scientist. Now as they have both grown older, they have a mutual understanding with one another. Just two very old men trying to win one more time.

[smolfog]

So.. Casper and Milo? Big "monster" and little guy.... so just Bowuigi?

Anyway lovely art- you deserve all the follows and bread 🍞

To be compared to one of the best big guy/lil guy ships, such an honour, thankiesss

[diejager]

Sleasy König is a stinky man who deserve to be scolded for not taking proper baths!! I will bite him if he ever come to touch me with his grimy hands!! Ew!!!!!

-BreadAnon

Bread anon, which bread are you??? The baguette 🥖 or the other bread 🍞

But let me warn you, he bites back twice as hard! So bite to your own discretion and be careful because he’s technically a sadist.

[readerwithsalt]

Opinion on both lol, if its still good for you

Well personally I’ve always been a Solangelo shipper. But sadly the reason was never because I liked Will solace. The reason I was so diehard was because I wanted Nicos character to finally to be happy lol.

The reason I was not particularly fond of Will solace:

well… the biggest reason was before he became Nico’s boyfriend he was never really a character on his own, you know? Like all of the other (straight) couples each was a character by themselves with growth, their own povs, arcs and stuff and then Nico (one of the most famed characters since the first series) was shoved together quite forcibly with this random background character that no one really remembered existed lol.

Now I’m not saying that having a background character shoved with a main character is always bad, but…

Anyway, another reason was Will’s utter disrespect to Nico in BOO. I know people say that Will only gaslighted Nico because Nico deserved it but personally I don’t think so. Will gaslighted Nico into believing that he was stupid pretty much. Saying that ‘no one at camp ever pushed him away’ (a lie since we’ve seen and been told the exact opposite in all the previous books) and telling the most traumatized character in the series that he just needs to ‘get out of his brooding cloud’. And pretty much saying he’s dumb for wanting to leave a camp that ostracized him for years lol.

I couldn’t help comparing Will’s angry and disrespectful reaction to Nico’s pain and feeling like an outcast in BOO to Jason’s understanding and respectful reaction to it. I was wondering why Rick made Will so annoying and pushy and rude and Jason so understanding and respectful of Nicos boundaries.

Will is very pushy, and he is always acting like Nico doesn’t know how to take care of himself and how to use his own powers even though Nico has been taking care of himself since he was ten years old. It’s not quite fun to read.

In ToN I liked Will a bit more tbh. I thought he was more respectful of Nico and stuff. But the thing that was still lacking was: character info. I know the pov was in apollos but still there wasn’t much.

In tsats they cranked up everything I disliked about Will up to eleven. They made him EXTREMELY whiny on a quest he insisted on going on. They made him feel burdensome. They made him feel… lame. He was a drag to read about. And for some reason they insisted on shoving Solangelo into the Light/Dark trope and made Will out to be someone who had never done anything bad in his life and couldn’t understand what personal darkness was even though he is a battlefield medic and knows it firsthand.

And it irked me that they kept having Nico describe Will as perfect and stuff and almost act as if Nico doesn’t deserve Will when, in my opinion, it is completely the other way around. Will almost seems to tolerate Nico more than like him in tsats lol. I wasn’t really a fan of it tbh.

They didn’t do anything special with Will and every piece of backstory we got from him was like eating plain white bread. That’s what his character felt like.

Plain white bread. 🍞

I don’t consider tsats to be canon tho because of the fact that mark oshiro changed riordans original outline of the book, named the book himself, and wrote 80% of it 😂. So yeah it’s pretty much published fanfic with an ‘okay’ from the original writer sadly.

I suppose the reason I don’t like Solangelo is because of Will not being a real character more like a cardboard cutout so that Nico won’t be alone romantically (even though he’s 14 and don’t need a man lol)

And one more reason I’m not quite into Solangelo anymore is that it seemed like when they got together that all of Nicos other important relationships took a backseat. In particular his relationship with Hazel. We had chapters of Nico and Hazel bonding and as soon as he’s shoved with Will solace his relationship with his favorite person is thrown to the wind….

Yeah.

[discluded]

what is your top weirdo4weirdo kp scene?

mine would have to be the bread™️ in the bed scene… the way they’re both so into it… one braincell between them and it’s working overtime

I love the bread scene 🫶🍞 my beautiful bread gays

I personally believe an underrated moment of weirdo4weirdo is both of them deciding simultaneously to jump into the pool because they heard someone open the door to check on the pool... like...

1) Kinn owns this place like what are you hiding for other than for the sake of living your mutual teenage dream.mp3 romance

2) literally jumping in the water would cause a bigger commotion / be way more obvious someone was in the fucking pool area than uh ... just letting whoever discover them. oh yes, whoever is doing rounds is obviously not going to notice Khun Kinn is making out with someone underwater

3) okay I'm sure there's a locker room and there's like extra stuff there like towels but the idea of them trudging up to Kinn's room fully soaked with squishy socks and shoes would make it soooo inconspicuous to everyone else who was in the pool. or maybe they fucked in the pool locker room? (hot). but the shoes situation is unsalvageable

in conclusion: episode 8 my love 🫶 the consequences of your horny brain decisions...why and then what.

they are both so dumb... and weird... deserve each other

[thebluecreator]

Silly big lizard

Isn't he amazing?

Full and naked version 👍

Made this like a couple months ago-

I fell in love with the small dragon

[starryaike]

Heyo! Just wanted to say that your artstyle is v nice to eyes, giving me so much dopamine.

So you deserve a follow.

and some bread from the bread man. 🍞

also basil gang

Thank you, thank you!! This little message made my day :] I'm glad my art can manage to make people happy! Basil gang fr!!

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

I'm uncertain about how the toy roles would apply to plushy Joseph and rag doll Rory in the Family Bonding au. Such as being unable to talk or dress themselves, and so on. Regardless, I am thinking of dressing plushy Joseph up in frilly dresses/outfits and brushing his hair as it grows out over time. Unless that's only up to the hostages family members who are under the son/daughter category. Mabey also having a personalized room that is like a human-sized dollhouse for both Joseph and Jean.

As for Jacob, I assume he's usually kept in the M/C room and only allowed to wear revealing clothing.

Apologies, my imagination is limited. Would love to hear your own thought's on how the toy's would function,

The loaf of 🍞 from the Bread Bank.

Ooo, ok so since this form of dollification is more or less a full time thing the dolls are allowed to walk and move but only to help their master and no talking is allowed unless it's an emergency (like a family member escaping)

Jacob is only allowed to wear revealing clothing if he's allowed to wear anything at all, but that depends on who's playing with him. Since you're so busy with your family most of the time you let him stay in the common room with them for whenever someone needs attention but you're hands are full

Also, Joseph would love being your dress up plushy! This man deserves to be loved and cared for and the way he shudders when you scratch his scalp is mouth watering. His natural hair is actually curly when he's not damaging it with gel and straighteners so as it grows out it also curls, and if you help him take care of it you'll even get a few ringlets

Now, your sons and daughters aren't littles unless they want to be. They're full grown adults and they know that, they just also know you're their parent and would never take advantage of them :) What I'm saying is that your sons and daughters aren't all keen on playing with dolls like a child, though some of them are! Nick loves to take care of Joseph. Bo's more attached to Jean than anyone since Jean is his favorite chew toy

[itzchrissydoesstuff]

Alright, I know I posted about this a few times, but I think this is really necessary now

ATTENTION, BREAD HEADS!!

7 years ago, on August 22, 2016, Breadwinners aired its final episode on NickToons (y’know, where Nickelodeon sends its flopping shows to die). And one thing’s for sure, Nick gave Breadwinners a very crummy send off with a very crummy written ending, which I’m convinced was nothing but a cliffhanger! And since Breadwinners’ untimely demise, the show’s slowly been forgotten, fading into the darkness. But alas, there is still hope to bring it back into the light! Which is why I created a petition to bring Breadwinners back to life and give it a chance to be revived! Specifically, for a revival movie! And not to mention, Breadwinners is, as of when I’m typing this, a YEAR away from it’s 10TH ANNIVERSARY, and we can’t let that go unnoticed!!

Another moment will not pass that Breadwinners’ demise remains unjustified! Besides, it seems Nickelodeon is running out of ideas, so this could be something they can think about doing. So, if you’re someone like me who believes Breadwinners deserves a revival, then please sign this petition so we can get SwaySway and Buhdeuce back in the game! Buckle up, duckies! Let’s give Breadwinners the revival it deserves!! Quack! Quack! 🦆🍞

Oh yeah! And I HIGHLY encourage you to share the petition with others so they can sign as well! It really helps get things rolling! And if a petition’s not your thing, write a letter to Nickelodeon telling them you want them to make a Breadwinners revival. They just might think about it!

P.S. also, please reblog this, that helps as well

[timesorceror]

Inktober Day 3 - Bat(s) 🦇 A Caleb-Bat and a Jester-Bat have a well-deserved nap with that elusive fluffy loaf of bread. 🍞

[mondaymelon]

Ignore that creepy anon, you're way more cooler than them anyway. You deserve a tasty loaf of bread. 🍞🍞

b.. bread anon…

I will greatly enjoy your offering of a loaf of bread. Thank you very much omnomnomnobonbmmb

[saetoshi]

you're so cool, you deserve a tasty loaf of bread today/tonight!!🍞🍞

mwa :33

OH MY GOD THANK YOUUU