#they fucking rob the bank
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wait why is this actually the best written event arknights has ever done and why am i crying
#arknights#jessica brynley#arknights spoilers#this story was a rough read bc it was so real and heavy with the capitalist hellworld stuff#and all the davistown characters were so lovable and interesting#woodwrow and cliff's broken ideals and bitter loss of dreams to war and time#jessica is now one of my favorite characters in the game#and it felt like redemption for near light where instead of doing nothing about the capitalist system tormenting everyone#they fucking rob the bank#and you cap it all off with this parallel moment where we see woodrow reminds her of her grandpa and they both cry i just.#what a good damn event
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HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!
#chrisrin doodles#grian#mcyt#persona 5#hermitcraft#i should probably come up with a name for this au?#anyways GRIAN!#i didn't have a firm persona in mind for him#but i was thinking about maybe someone like artful dodger?#from oliver twist#ill be frank i know nothing about the novel#i was just looking last night for famous thieves but specifically like#very sterotypical pickpockets/classic thieves#not very gentleman-y at all#he's probably a wind user#super quick on his feet#he does not have a gun he just throws explosives#if youre wondering about his outfit i think it's VERY fitting for grian to have his ideal version of 'rebellion'#be literally like. a petty robber who causes absolute chaos#he still has his shackles on#theyre broken#he just got out of jail#he's going to rob another bank#he's going to be a Fucking Menace#and no one can stop him#his codename i think would change every single time#scar just calls him something new every time they go in#and the rest of the thieves just roll with it
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“Let’s rob a bank” 💗💰🖤🍯
Babydoll bandit and her partner in crime vampire thief!!~ marmalade au meets steddie ? Ofc I had to do it!
#steddie#marmalade#baron marmalade#steve harrington#eddie munson#marmalade steddie au#steddie au#heist au#myart#I think they would rob banks and then fuck in the pile of cash they just stole
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"don't write problematic sapphic fics beca---" SSHHH HONEY MOMMA'S WRITING A CHEATING FIC WHERE HER BLORBO DOES A LINE OF BLOW OFF HER GIRLFRIEND'S SISTER'S STOMACH AND THEN HAS AN ORGY WITH THE BAD GUYS
#also they rob a bank because fuck capitalism#that's okay though you can recreate that irl if you want
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Oscar Isaac as Anselm Vogelweide in Big Gold Brick (2022)
#EIGHT MINUTES of screen time#I love this fucking guy sm#I dOnT cAre. rOb a BAnK#oscar isaac#anselm vogelweide#Big gold brick (2022)#oscar isaac hernandez estrada
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(chuckles) Im so good at reading comprehension and my meat is huge
#porter's lines in the preview..... I am prepared to be correct. and so so smug#cannot believe they touched upon clone politics as well. just. absolutely insane ep#fhjy spoilers#actually Im returning here to bask in what might be with the preview. this place sucks why do you save it?#that question is always so Integral to my writing brain its like being struck with lightning seeing that worded#why do you hold onto the coherence that you do? at what point do you abandon your morals?#why do you save the world? why do you do it again and again?#but very specifically with the bad kids I think itd both hit hard for them to hear it said out loud#that like. yeah! actually none of it ever has to be this way does it. all of it is started by someone and maintained by someone#you can shift the world. this fucking weirdo we're fighting is doing it right now! the door exists!#but also like 5 out of 6 of them would immediately be like fuck OFF my PARENTS LIVE HERE#and also specifically fig and gorgug would kill porter no matter what he says bc they just hate him#and it owns. this bitch should learn the consequences of working with teenagers#also I think shooting those cannons is like the closest riz has ever gotten to a moment of mindfulness#kid was doing self searching n introspection on top of those guns. eugenia got there at the breakthrough#I believe in you baby boy. rob a bank get that tuition the world is your oyster
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Just some self canon stuff once more
*My Tav donates to the refugees, then plays them a song.*
Gale: How considerate of you!
Astarion: Ugh, why do you have to be so nice?
Wyll: Perhaps we could give them some more supplies.
Lae'zel: tsk'va!
Karlach: You're awesome soldier!
Shadowheart: You're bleeding heart will be the end of us.
*Tav proceeding to pickpocket the shit out of everyone afterwards. Even innocent bystanders.*
(partial) Rest then repeat
#tav bg3#bg3#astarion#baldur's gate 3#gale#karlach#lae'zel#wyll#shadowheart#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate#is it tho? its natural to rob a bank#this tav bard rogue got nothin' on astarion tho#must buy all the magic arrows#all them fancy clothes and dyes#all of derryth's potions#i'll support Rolan with my hoard#rolan bg3#the city depends on my fucking coin!#robbed the counting house blind#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate 3 spoilers#Dammon's forge is on overdrive
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"rob a bank, fuck Mickey Mouse!" what did the 🐭 do to him
#nemesestext#noah babe are you alright#I agree though fuck the mouse for multiple reasons#don’t rob a bank don’t listen to him
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girl i hate to say it, but i think its the situations you keep putting yourself into in this life that are the problem
#worm#parahumans#worming#worm spoilers#like you did not fight lung by accident you very much purposefully engaged him#same here you are robbing a fucking bank girl
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Throwback to when Senior was actually nice to Artemis for once and Artemis immediately believes he's been brainwashed by magic
#i have my father back but at WHAT COST#weak ass hoe won't even rob banks with me even more smh guess I have to do everything by myself now#immediately proceeds to get his Butler killed and is kidnapped#babygirl vibes#my pathetic little meow meow#also FUCK how bad of a dad was he that this was Artemis's first thought?!#artemis fowl
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guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead
#i truly truly truly dont know how to deal#this season recontextualised the whole show for me#if i shipped nandermo before now i am absolutely batshit crazy about them and its all i think about#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#this is just speculation but i just - i feel it in my bones#like fuck imagine having been alone for 800 years. fuck. imagine losing lover after lover and being kind of a disaster at romance actually#imagine finding someone you so easily connect with and theyre so amazing you love them so much they can even hold their own against you#and fuck they like you back. and then you understand that they are too fundamentally kind to be a monster.#and its like a fucking stake through the heart its like youre made of glass and youre shattering#i hate this and i swear to god. they need to end up together. not just to end up together#they need to spend the rest of their lives together and ideally eternity tbh#i dont care gizmo you get over the killing hangup and have nandor turn you and spend eternity in#bliss and shenanigans. like man. man. man. i love how this season turned out i really do#but i hope its more of a ‘he had not thought it through and wasn’t ready and also we need to have nandor do it fr’#anyway nandor becoming human is also ok but i really hope that they find a way to navigate guillermos inability to kill#like. nandor killing for him or him robbing blood banks or him only hunting predators etc#or him feeding without killing people#just bc i still really like the concept of them having so much time together and their time together not be limited#i feel like after all those years pining for one another. they deserve that
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Very important question…
#watcher#puppet history#Mystery files#buzzfeed unsolved#i was so ready for Ryan to say Ricky goldsworth for his Alia’s if he robbed a bank#And then he said fucking bob greengrass 😒
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Contrary to popular belief I don't want max to do bad, or to slow down. I want everyone else to just...do better.
#even if i enjoyed his little dnf situation#i have grown as a person#and i simply want other people to step the fuck up#Williams get your shit together boo#rob a bank or something#f1#formula 1#f1blr
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This is a nice speech from Sam, but it feels like it was written by somebody who didn't really watch the show.
It pretty clearly wasn't "just one more job" in season 1. Not after Jess died, at least. They were looking for their dad and Sam wanted to kill Azazel. He probably had hopes of returning to school, but he wasn't just going aimlessly from hunt to hunt. He had a specific mission that season.
#then there was the whole very public nationwide manhunt for being bank robbing serial killers thing#worst thing about long running shows is when they forget their own fucking canon#sam (and dean) being on a mission to find his dad and kill azazel was like the main point of the season#do the writers not at least go through a cliff notes summary of past seasons before they join the staff?#is nobody checking this shit out?#spn#spn s10#10x18 book of the damned#sam winchester#by the sixth episode dean was a serial killer who targeted sam's close friends and then died#idk if i can believe sam was harboring realistic hopes of going back to stanford
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mappa removed ice adolescence from the coming soon category because it’s being released soon (delusional)
#i will break into that building#and rob it like a bank#PUT ICE ADO IN THE FUCKING BAG#🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫#yuri on ice#ice adolescence
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obsessed with this bank heist ep already, chimney: 2 death: 0
#athena dying laughing at the implication that the 118 are smart enough to conspire to rob a bank#bitch me too the fuck#911
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