#they look so stupid we stan dorks i love them

[veah10]

Hello! I just saw your kevin x reader nsfw post! i hope you take this request, can you do jack x reader nsfw too?

Criminal - Jack x GN!Reader NSFW

Tried to make this as gender-neutral as possible 🙏 hope yall like it. And again Jack is just tall., no specified height just taller than you

FIRST REQUEST RAHHH PLEASE REQUEST ME I LOVE THEM!!!!! Also stan this dude for requesting jack stuff he's so skrunkle

:)

The reader is some kind of thief and Dom jack 🦅

Edit: I realized i accidentally made jack say ma’am whoopsie daisy, all fixed!!

Cw: Rough oral, semi-public sex, no aftercare and stranger sex.

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You ran down the alleyway with a mischievous giggle. Those other robbers could never master what you could. Those dorks. You lifted your bag and stared down at the watches and jewels you stole from the nearby Jewelry store. All you needed was a pawn shop to give you the cash before the police found out. Which won't be another day or so considering how late it is. You grinned, seeing the dollar signs so clearly in this plan.

You flinched as you heard the oh-so-familiar siren of a police car rear-around. You didn’t hear an alarm at the store! You were sure that you didn’t set any off either. You let out an angry groan and narrowed your eyes. The police must have been coincidentally watching when you robbed and ran. Oh well, you’ve outrun the police once you can do it twice. You swung your bag over your shoulders and went ran away from the sound. To your displeasure, the town was horribly small and hard to sprint around, and it only seemed like the sirens drew closer with every step. You couldn’t help but sweat nervously. You shook your head and sighed. You couldn’t keep twisting and turning around these alleyways. You saw a parking garage highlighted in front of you. Even the dash across the road would be pretty risky if they were as close as you fear. You had no choice. You ran across the road and saw the blue and red light prickling the corner of your vision.

Shit!

You ran into the parking garage at a greater speed than you had before. You climbed up a few slopes above and found yourself sitting in a corner. Curled up and terrified of prison, you stayed very silent.

“ The thief ran in here somewhere. “ A more deeper tone said. The voices got closer as they walked up the slopes and steps of the parking garage. You turned your head and they were jogging into the area you were in. Your eyes widened with fear.

“ You deeply check the levels we just went through. I’ll go on and check the floors above. These things are hard to climb up. They couldn’t have gotten far. “ The man with the chevron mustache said as he began to descend into the upper floor. The taller one began to wander around the parking garage. He found himself tracing everything and looking everywhere! This man was checking every corner and it wouldn’t be long until he found you! Running out of the garage would be a stupid try since you didn’t know how fast he could be. You were left with one unlikely situation repeatedly playing through your head. It would be risky, but it would be worth a shot and probably be fun.

“ Little police cop, how cute. What are you? An apprentice? “ You walked over to him and put on a mischievous grin. He stared you up and down for a second before letting out a groan. “ I'm a deputy, and your under- “ 


“ Sh- Sh-. Shut your mouth. For right now at least ~... “ You snickered as you slowly backed into the darkness with half-lidded eyes. He furrowed his brows and angrily followed you. His hand hovered over his handgun holster. You squeezed your eyes shut and prayed the seducing would work. “ As I stated before, you are under arrest for thievery. “ You began to panic. He wasn’t getting your memo! You let out a shaky sigh and locked eyes with him. You weren’t originally gonna do this for pleasure, but he was kinda fine close up. You bit your lip nervously and accidentally backed yourself into the wall. Now you have nowhere to run, shit! You struggled to keep your seductive act up as you kept looking away nervously.

“ Your seducing isn’t gonna work on me, ” he said as he grinned, “ I’ve trained years in this. I know not to engage with people like you. “

You put a hand on his chest and dragged it down to his waist with a nervous chuckle, “ But someone as fine as you... I can't help but try before I get-... Well arrested. “ He kept his eye on you and then glanced around again. He lowered his tone and put a hand under your chin. “ You tell no one about this. You got that.? “ your eyes widened as you gasped. You nodded quickly and smiled at him. You relaxed your shoulders and let him do his thing. He tilted your face upward and lowered his head to you. He softly kissed with almost no emotion, and the only thing your empathy (that could only go so far) could sense was that he was just doing this for the thrill. Reasonable since you're just a thief that managed to seduce him.

His soft kissing quickly turned rough as he snuck his tongue between your teeth. You let out a muffled moan as the area began to feel hot and sweaty. You closed your eyes and tensed up as the make-out session began to get hotter and hotter. You were getting quickly bothered and sexually frustrated. You lifted your hands and grabbed his shoulder before letting out a bothered noise and whimper. He lifted from the kiss and stared you down with half-lidded eyes. He looked back again and made sure no one was around before staring back at you.

“ I’ll have to make quick work of you. “ He growled as he snaked his hands down to your legs and quickly remove anything you had on. Leaving you naked with only the shirt you wore still on. He hooked his arms under your legs and lifted you to his level. Your face met his again as he kept you up with one arm. He was strong, and it turned you on. You couldn’t help but release a small whimper and you squeezed your eyes shut. With his free hand, he quickly unbuckled his belt and let it fall to the floor. It all happened so quickly, and you couldn’t even process it. He positioned and thrust himself into you. You almost screamed but you remembered the other officer was still in the building. You slapped a hand over your mouth as he pushed himself into you. The burn that came along with the pleasure began to fade as you adjusted to the feeling. He was long and he was hitting areas you didn’t even know existed. He pulled his hips back and thrust into you again. You let out a muffled moan as your eyes rolled to the back of your head. He shoved his face into the crook of your shoulder and neck as he let out small groans and grunts. He began a pace on you that was quite quick and rough. You almost couldn’t breathe as you were fucked from the inside out by the cop. Suddenly he nipped at your shoulder before biting down and sucking on it. You began to shake as your body raged with both pleasure and pain. You moaned and drooled into your hand. You felt so pathetic like this, but oh damn you were enjoying it. His thrusting and pace were just enough for you to soon realize you were about to break. You lifted your palm from your mouth.

“ I'm... ngh~... I'm gon- “

You kept moaning and almost couldn’t get any words out. You quickly covered your mouth again. He got your message though and began to rub your most sensitive spot. You turned into a shaky moaning mess as he rubbed and it wasn’t long until your arched your back and almost screamed into the palm of your hand. You made a sticky mess on your thighs and body. He didn’t slow or stop though which left you overstimulated. Your mind turned to fuzz and static as he fucked your brains out. Your moans lost noise as you let out pathetic little noises which each thrust. One last thrust as he groaned loudly into your shoulder. Your insides were quickly filled with his cum and fluids. He pulled out from you and placed you on the floor with your legs spread as you leaked cum from your hole. You leaned against the wall and tried to catch your breath. He quickly put his pants back on and tidied himself up. He was about to walk off before he turned around to you.

“ Your under- yknow what. Forget it, “ he squatted down to your level and shifted closer to your face, “ But if I see you again I’m arresting you, got that? “

“ Hah.. as if you c-could ever catch me again. You just g-got lucky today. “ You managed to mutter out with a cocky grin. He hummed and kissed you on the forehead one last time before getting up and walking away. You turned your head and saw the two officers.

“ You alright, Jack? I heard a couple of weird noises down here. “ The shorter officer said.

“ Oh yea, I’m fine. I tripped on some basketball some kid probably left here. “ He chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head. “ Find anything? “

“ I didn’t find anything, you? “ The shorter man with a mustache said. Jack shrugged and sighed, “ No sir. I guess they ran out before we could spot them. “

You couldn’t help but smile at him as you slowly got up. You made no sound as you slowly and quietly put your clothes back on.

He sighed and began to walk. “ Hey, John! How about we get some donuts? We can discuss it more there, and I’m starving. “ John chuckled and began to follow him, “ You need to eat an actual meal that's not donuts, Jack. “

“ Oh shut up, you drink out of an unwashed coffee mug every day. “

That was the last thing you heard as the voices slowly disappeared. You finished tidying up and rubbed your forehead. You struggled to walk a bit, but you picked up your jewels and made your way home. On your walk back you saw the jewelry store again. You thought of the officer and let out a pitiful sigh.

You dropped the bag outside the door of the jewelry store and began to walk home.

[southparkdoodlesandstuff]

Notes on SP eps

SP eps I forgot to take notes on the first 3 I do it later lmao fell free to use these stamps for edits or anything

S4. ep16 6:11 Cartman s l i d e s s4 ep17 1:55 Ike and Kyle wholesome s4 ep17 8:03 Mr.Hanky and his wife need to s4 ep17 16:07 KYLE EHAT THE HECK???? s5 ep1 17:54 Uncle Jimbo is a homo (WHAT s5 ep4 11:38 DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YA s5 ep6 14:39 "Sit down Kyle" Can't ">:("

s5 ep7 00:30 "Scream for me btch" "AAAA" s5 ep7 15:12 "We gotta get rid of the gorls"

s5 ep8 21:01 Highly streaches s5 ep9 14:52 "We're speaking English rn does that make sense???" s5 ep9 21:58 "?!??!?!?" (Idk tbh s5 ep10 12:50 *Background shinanigans the boys and res to town laughing lmao) + Sometime later in ep Style moment lol s5 ep12 I just really like Tolkien's voice s5 ep13 21:00 FCK HIM UP KYLE! (Also dude Kenny really is cared for) s5 ep14 (Entire ep) Butters dude. That is messed uuuupp. s6 ep2 17:00 A SIMPLE LIL MOTAGGGE s6 ep3 4:30 "Star trek dude has an axe in bg) STAN KYLE AND CARTMAN I WILL PUNCH YOU STOP GASLIGHTING MY SON + 16:02 I love robbary and fraud I'm a shoplisting

s6 ep4 3:30 THE WAY THEY ROLL 3:58 STAN BE COMMITING CRIMES 4:30 "W h a t??" Bebe has some other ideas 6:32 THEY GOT CAUGHT 10:47 Kyle take off your hat what the hell 15:25 "Don't have a dad Mike not gonna work" 16:00 FIghting in background 16:40 Stanley :((( Has sores Stan is one big pussy

s6 ep5 6:55 STAN's NOSE PINCH LMAO I low-key really like this ep the subplot of Cheif tryna contorl his TV is gold lmao 14:13 They're excited 18:40 "We'll kill butter's later!" 20:05 "WHOOOO YEAHHHHH!!!"

s6 ep6 5:30 REALITY TV (reanimated THIS) 9:19 are they breaking the 4th wall???

s6 ep7 IDK WHEN BUT TWEEK SINGS HMMER TIME

s6 ep8 4:20 The boys chillin (Where's Ken?) 5:15 Tweek: "I'M A WHAT?!" 7:08 Craig: Walks away 7:42 Kyle: "Get the **** of here." Pure disgust

s6 ep9 4:20 Kyle is confusion It looks really funky witht the art style 14:35 SP creators :DDD 16:28 TWEEK HAS A MISSUL LAUNCHER

s6 ep10 4:50 WHA ape grunts 5:20 I feel you Wendy 7:17 Girls no :( 10:04 "Bebe you're still cool" 13:15 "HAOHAOHA" 16:00 Jeez fanon bebe is insanely inaccurate 17:25 Cute Parent Marshes moment 19:00 HOW WENDY 21:04 THE BOYS ARE HUGGINH

s6 ep11 6:34 Craig deffo got them tall genes 8:58 "I didn't mean to! (be abducted)" 11:40 "Im nugh dune wiuth mgh pizza…" 19:57 "Oh god our parents are so stupid dude." + cute moments 21:20 HELP STAN-

S6 ep12 1:45 "Mrky" Ok Current realization "KENNY!" 8:11 "Maybe you got brain cancer" "YOU THINK!?" "Cartman don't get brain cancer." 20:11 I'm scared for new Randy

s6 ep13 11:59 "I'm not playing anymore." s6 ep15 7:40 DAMN STAN. 9:25 LET KENNY WATCH FATSO 11:00 Psychic Stan ("No I'm not!") 13:47 Stan pinching his nose 16:30 Stan you're still in the school why are you slaming the door 17:53 Kyle: :o

s6 ep16 4:10 Stan nose pinch again :D 7:10 Stutters duo on an adventure (entire ep) 8:40 "They're lying" 11:40 "how many parents have you enacted revenge on??" 12:21 "18,000$" - "How bout 5 bucks." 13:18 this entire scene is geuninlly interesting to see knowing Eric's character It showcases his COMPLEXITY WHEN DEALING WITH PEOPLE 15:55 POP OFF STAN 16:30 Cartman can speak spanish?? Dude he's dedicated. 17:50 Stan is smart

s6 ep17 (Throughout the ep Jimmy sings <3) 6:16 TWEEK YOU'RE NOT CRAZY 11:50 Kyle and Cartman interaction lmao 14:21 the way Jesus specifies "Eric" Cartman lmao 14:30 JESUS HAS A GUN 15:40 I'm packing 17:40 "Dude this is pretty fcked up." 19:22 Idk who these kids are they're in a different style and its a little odd. 21:10 NVM THIS IS THE SAME 21:20 KENNY! KENNY'S BACK! DUDE WHERE THE HEEL WERE YOU????

S7 ep1 0:50 IKE IS NOT A WEPON KYLE Cartman??? Dude you good?????? I HATE HOW CALLED OUT I FEEL BY THE SCIENCTIST IN THIS EP HE THINKS EXACTLY LIKE ME There is a scene somewhere where Kenny pulls his Parka "Oh shit did we do that??" 20:00 KENNY NO

s7 ep2 1:30 "Oh I'm a dork huh :(" 2:45 Stan and Kyle dealing with Cartman's bs 7:45 Epic scene with Jimmy and Timmy 12:10 An attempt was made to sit 14:40 "Holy guacomole!" 23:30 "Me too-"

s7 ep3 3:50 "Lets go Kyle!" 11:27 "We're not Killing kyle" "Mrph!"[Yeah!] 14:40 "Whoa-o-ok thank you." 16:15 "A present from jesus himself!" Looks up 16:18 TButters? 18:59 Roblox coil sound

s7 ep4 3:34 "SHUT UP AND STUDY." 6:30 Why is he puttign so mcuh effort into the walk 7:47 Uhhh pop off Gerald?? 7:57 STAN NOSE PINCH 8:25 Kenny fucking leaves 13:55 Randy has talent 21:22 Kyle nose pich + "I- I don't know"

s7 ep5 (didn'r take anything ig"

s7 ep6 2:12 "Why won't she let me eat the piee." 3:40 Kenny is an artist (for twitter.) 4:13 WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS CONCLUSION 4:26 TUCKER??? CRAIG'S LONG LOST SIBLING? 5:05 Cartman has no right to be this detailed for a fatass 5:15 Kenny :((( 7:17 Sign languages Kyle: "What?????" 8:34 "hehehe thats gay" "hehehe we're gay" 9:16 "GRRRRR!" 10:27 The girl is so cute though 17:48 WDYM THE MCCORMICKS??? 18:20 "Kenny it doesn't go pekwwww it goes BANG BANG BANG"

s7 ep7 2:44 "26,000 DOLLARS?!?!" 5:30 CHEF!! 5:45 "We've had such great times here" CHAOS WHEN??? 6:51 Kennys cute here 9:17 Sharon and Randy moment 12:57 THOMAS TUCKER'S HEIGHT HELP

s7 ep8 00:55 KENNNYYY'S DESIGN 1:20 We're you guys waiting for the bus how tf are your switching to machovers 1:45 3:55 "OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY HOMEWORK I AM FREAKING OUU~U~UT!!" 4:45 YES CHEF 5:15 Well. Uh. I guess dreams come true. 11:12 KYLE WHERE TF DID YOU KEEP THAT 12:22 why is Liane there she's a whor-

s7 ep9 1:00 The kid's music tastes 2:10 Cartman being an ENTJ 2:54 Tolkien looked really epic 4:40 KYLE WHAT DID YOU DO? "I DON'T KNOW D:'" 8:45 "Why would I be looking way over there??" 10:30 Cartman tugging at Kyle's hat 16:56 Uh- 21:00 HELL YEAH TOLKIEN BEAT HIS ASS 21:25 YES BUTTERS YESSSS

s7 ep10 6:54 "GARALD WHERE ARE THE BOYS??" 8:00 SWEEP THE KIDS 9:26 HELP THE LINE MOVING LIKE A WORM 11:04 "I love youh guys, except for you kyel" 11:15 KENNY HOODIE PULL 13:00 Idk i just love this scene with all the kids :DD 18:17 Stan's Gang devising a plan

s7 ep11 CASA BONITA 1:30 "I have never been a dck to you!" 10:32 CARTAMAN? 11:20 I swear to- 12:00 cartman's little dancin 12:30 Butters singin 14:00 this entire scene with Eric. 17:00 why is Kenny wearing a tuxido over his parka. 19:31 ERIC SPEEDRUN GO

[yguchild]

TOKYO REVENGERS CHARACTERS AS YOUR BOYFRIEND

warning: none.

genre: fluff.

characters: timeskip!haitani brothers, sanzu haruchiyo, and kokonoi hajime.

note: possible ooc. grammatical errors.

part 1 | part 2

Haitani Rindou

He is the type of boyfriend that will probably act like homies and shit. Calling you "my bro" occasionally and then wrestle the hell out of you. When he's with everybody, he is cold and stoic. But he will do a complete 180 degrees when he's with you. Let him be as goofy as one can be with you.

He calls your relationship: The Best Bro/Buddy/Lovely Relationship.

One thing: Games. It doesn't matter what if you are busy when he said he wants to play with you, play with him. Or else, he'll drag you out from the depths of the hell himself and put you in front of the game console. He's an avid fan of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. However, he will surprise you with horror games. (Both of you love resident evil)

Speaking of horror games, not once did your game nights ended in silence. Both of you would holler out, laughing with your stomach aching because Rindou can't keep his mouth shut about how stupid the characters are. Every time you're playing with him, you must prepare for yelling, curses, and random commentaries. Ran would usually yell at both of you for being noisy.

It's a secret between you and Rindou that he loves baking. We stan a baker. Especially cookies, he even had a complete recipe of his own. Weekends are usually your baking time, piling cookies and other pastries in their fridge. (Of course, you have yours because Rindou says he makes them all for you.)

Ran actually looks forward to weekends because their place will swarm with cookies.

Another thing to expect when you're with Rindou: Pranks. This boy got a lot of them in his sleeves. Ran had detested that. It ranges from small surprising ones to ones that will leave you upset for a couple of days. Yes, one prank made you upset. He ruined your favorite shirt, okay? However, that doesn't mean you're always at the receiving end. He better pay up and get a taste of his own medicine.

Will teach you self-defense and how to flip people off. You're his pride, and it brings him joy, seeing you stand against people. But that doesn't mean he'll let people hurt you. Even if you're arguing with someone—all sharp tongue and sassy remarks—Rindou is there behind you, killing the person with his eyes. He knows when it's time to interrupt and take things on his hands.

Despite the chaos, Rindou is still as soft as a squishy for you. Your favorite time to spend with this dork is in the morning. His droopy eyes and raspy voice are a deadly combo, and you will do everything to see it every day. Hence, almost living with the siblings.

Haitani Ran

A man of class. Yes, he and Mitsuya radiate a big "will treat you like a princess" energy. Do you know how soft howl talks to softie? Yes, like that. He's too sweet with his words and carries that "Don't worry, I got you." tone in his voice. He's a prince, okay?

In contrast to Rindou's dorkiness, this man loves his serenity and silence. Probably will bond with you over a cup of coffee or tea and books while you're at it. He likes doing anything as long as you're near him. A conversation doesn't always have to happen when you're with him, and I think that's lovely. We love a man who knows how to shut up and appreciate silence.

Now that we're into talking, Ran is a fan of debates, philosophy, and all that. He's brainy, so prepare yourself for when he rambles. Probably spend time with you, discussing some epiphany from the book he'd read or from the time he went out drinking coffee.

It doesn't mean that he isn't cocky with you, though. Ran is still Ran, and he always has his way with his words. He loves seeing you all flustered and shy. Because of this, your debates/discussions end up with banters here and there. He doesn't like losing, and likewise, so your banters can go on for hours until Rindou would interrupt you guys.

WILL. SLOW. DANCE. YOU. He often does this when you're alone in the kitchen cooking breakfast or dinner or when both of you are just spending time basking in each other's comforts. It happens so often, yet it still caught you by surprise.

He's a cook rather than a baker like Rindou. His dishes are fine cuisines that sometimes you question where he gets all that idea. He's Ran, come one, what do you expect for a perfect man to do? Fail? He loves cooking for you. Expects lots and lots of dinner dates from this man.

He already knew that you are capable of defending yourself. And, he's proud to say that you're his. However, he can't keep himself from taking action in his hands. Well, let's say that anyone who dares to disrespect you walks home with a bloodied nose.

Ran will do anything to keep you away from his line of work as much as possible. He's aware of the dangers of being an executive of a notorious gang, and out of all the things that could happen, it's his least interest to get you involved.

Overall, he will do anything for you and treat you to the best of his capabilities. Probably the best boyfriend there is.

Sanzu Haruchiyo

Nah, this man is crazy. I'm passing this one.

Lmao, jkjk, don't hate me.

Well, probably the type of boyfriend who loves making you all flustered. Regardless of the place or people around you, this man will say things that will bring colors to your face. He's nasty. You love it. Don't go hiding on me, now.

Will probably tease the hell out of you, but Sanzu has the words "boundaries" on his vocabulary despite being the crazy person that he is. He will immediately stop once he noticed you had enough with his teasing.

Spoils you with everything and anything that he can buy. Do you want that dress? He already bought it. Oh, you want that specific ice cream? He even had a branch just for you. As long as it exists, this man will go and take a mile to give it to you.

Exactly like Ran, he will keep you away from his line of work. Man is aware of the dangers of Bonten and other organizations targetting them. Sanzu will definitely kill someone if he learns that someone dared to touch you. No one will hurt you, not even him.

With that in mind, Sanzu doesn't like bringing you to public places, scared of exposing you to their enemies. He feels sorry at times and would express it gravely during the night. But, you don't care as long as he comes back home alive to you.

Other than his fondness for killing people, this man has a sweet tooth. That is why you learned how to make pastries. Making him different one each day, and he will happily eat them with you. That's it, and Sanzu is head-over-heels for you again.

Kokonoi Hajime

Go get that bread.

He's the type of boyfriend that will tell you that "work hard pays off." Despite his knowledge of money, he isn't as grand as Sanzu or as prestigious as Ran. He's a simple man when it comes to relationships. Probably the most strict yet simple one in the bunch.

First off, he will teach you how to earn your own money. We stan a capitalist relationship. He will teach you his tricks, dos, and don'ts, except the dirty handwork he did before. He's the one to teach you about how to get along with stockholders, so on and so forth.

Out of all the people, Kokonoi knows how hard it is to work hard for something. So, he encourages you and supports you with whatever endeavor you wish to pursue.

Did I say that he's not really as spoiling as Sanzu? However, it doesn't mean that he doesn't buy you gifts. This man will buy you the luxurious thing you could ever wish for, after seeing you work really hard. Don't forget about the shower of kisses and praises.

You bond over your stocks. Kokonoi likes to see your improvement when it comes to your stocks and investments. He felt like he did some good thing as a boyfriend.

WON'T HESITATE TO SHOWER IN GOLD AFTER YOU GOT YOUR MONEY.

Still strict, though.

Kokonoi is the boyfriend that will be there to help you and will be happy to see you grow on your own.

Let's pretend he got over Akane. You're his s/o.

[bottombaron]

spoilers for what if...?

some quick thoughts on the first Marvel What If...? episode that are almost all Bucky related big surprise:

i froth at the mouth at any small moment of pre-ws!Bucky like a stranded survivor of a shipwreck. yes pls all of it, i need more. my desire to know who traumatized characters were pre-trauma is like an un-quenchable thirst.

that being said, i'm loving the idea the Bucky was just...a big fucking himbo. a nerdy silly himbo. there's nothing more satisfying than a super pretty competent person wowing you with some big time dork energy.

his lines were so groan worthy which is why i loved them. looking back it's a pretty obvious choice to make Bucky Barnes pre-Winter Soldier just Bucky Barnes from the comic books. he tells bad jokes, he's a damsel in distress, he's there for a reaction shot or two, and best of all he's got the worst one-liners.

my kingdom for Bucky of today going back to his bad one liners, honestly i would pay marvel to have Bucky throw a knife in someone's face, blood is everywhere, and he just goes, "knife to meet you." (Sam is floored. he goes through the 5 stages of grief in ten seconds and ends up laughing so hard his lungs hurt. redwing has it recorded and sam revisits it when he needs to)

the part where Steve gets back into the Hydra Smasher and falls on his face is peak stevebucky tho. Bucky is unconcerned, makes light of it, and there's even some light teasing. i have to highlight this for the purpose of Bucky's characterization in fanfic in terms of how he treats Steve, especially pre-serum Steve: he doesn't baby him. he doesn't mother-hen or overprotect Steve. he knows Steve is tough, he's spent years picking him up off of alleyway pavements, he's not going to act like a helicopter mom.

which i really appreciate because i'm tired of the treatment of Bucky as not also being a reckless kid in this war. Steve and Bucky don't have the dynamic of the Reasonable Adult and their Troublesome Kid i've seen sometimes in fic. they're both hooligans. Bucky comes off as the more cautious one sure, but it's just slightly. and that very slight difference gets overblown sometimes which feels disingenuous to a character that's in his 20s (like do you know bros in their 20s,,,do you?? they're still trying to run up walls and do backflips. they still think they're invincible. 20 year old men are the stupidest people on the planet. and i can say that as a man almost 30) and, by all accounts, ran mayhem in Brooklyn right next to his best friend.

just. don't forget Bucky Barnes is a young stupid pretty himbo okay?

speaking of disingenuous characterizations: what was that hetero bullshit with Peggy being more distraught over Steve's 'death' than Bucky????

are.you.kidding.me.

i feel this righteous anger burning over this, which i'm sure will come to a bigger rant at some point but really? fucking really?

this is it. this is what straight people do. this is the straight agenda.

this isn't even just about Steve and Bucky they do this kind of bullshit all the time in media: character 1 has a long-lasting deep friendship with character 2. character 1 has a romantic subplot with character 3. character 1 and 3 barely know each other. character 1 dies and character 3 is somehow more distraught about this than character 2.

i fully expected Bucky to start trying to climb down the mountain to find Steve but nope!

he's just 'oh nooo~ he ded. whelp lets go hoes'

while the woman who knew Steve for maybe a few months is doing the Darth Vader 'noooo' moment

this does not make any character, story, or emotional logical sense. there's no fucking reason for this bullshit than blatant homophobia.

like fucking fine, lets not see Steve and Bucky interact in any way because I WONDER WHY

but even better

lets have Bucky not really emote over Steve's death, because a. that's gay, we don't want people to think we write gay characters (don't worry marvel we don't) so two men can't care or mourn for each other onscreen. and b. we've got our hetero romance to sell

Peggy Carter is a professional military woman. with experience.

Bucky Barnes is some kid from Brooklyn whose been fighting in a war he's been drafted in for maybe some handful of months.

but sure. yeah. his childhood best friend dying. he's the one whose going to have the professional cool head in this moment.

and it's the PROFESSIONAL MILITARY WOMAN whose going to forget her job and training and need to be pulled from grieving BY THE MAN WHO'S BEST FRIEND JUST 'DIED'

SURE JAN SURE

it's the homophobia that betrays the logic of the characters that really fucks me up y'know?

if you're betraying the honest emotional reactions of story and character because you're afraid of those things being perceived as gay: you're homophobic.

it's really that simple.

'i'm in. for Steve' lol. like god. i'm as tired as seb sounds i swear

and i know Sebastian '~the truth of the character~' Stan probably felt like his teeth were being pulled out with hot pliers reading these. how many times did the voice director have to say, 'ok. can we try it like you're not slowly decaying from the inside, hunny?'

barely any howling commandos and none of them had any lines other than Dum Dum. ok. yeah. ok.

so some high notes:

return of my favorite Stark: 1940's Howard!

i would die twenty times just to be able to see more of Dominic Cooper's Howard Stark. he's just the fucking best. earnest and cute and a bit of a mad scientist and i fucking adore him

i need the Howard Stark + Bucky Barnes sitcom now. pls and thank you.

i'll even take 5 minute vinaigrettes of the antics they'd be up to. two playboy nerds together is just a magical event, don't waste it! i can't believe i've been sleeping on this dynamic it's too good.

"BARNES STOLE A CAR"

i will be replaying this single moment for years. the serotonin it gives me.

stark is just. the most excited man ever to have seen someone hotwire a car??? how did this scene go i need to knoooooowwww

all frustrations aside, it was really cool to see Peggy Carter as Captain Britain. she's a great character and i love her so much. every moment she was legit thrashing n*zis with her big butch arms was thrilling and satisfying.

that truck shield flip is still doing things to me...

honestly upset that the sword Peggy was wielding wasn't a Zemo easter egg like i was hoping it was 😩

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Lmao I’m so stupid, it’s supposed to be wash day lol. As a black girl I like to imagine the reactions to wash day. Especially the weasleys

don't worry about it! i’d love to write this 

also im going to be combining it with another ask i got 

omg hey shawty uhh... gained up the courage to request sumn else for you :>

its a bit stupid but NSJSJDJSJSB but could you do something like fred weasley with a black gorl or sumn-- and if you need a house then hufflepuff pls :>

alright we’re doing ALL THE WEASLEYS with a black girl and what wash day would look like with them around

and just a usual disclaimer: i am white 😌

Bill Weasley

first off i like to think you guys met after Hogwarts 

idk why it just makes sense 

let me tell you BILL WEASLEY loves when your hair is in braids

pLEASE

all kinds of braids

he loves it so much 

he thinks its so beautiful 

he also thinks youre always beautiful duh 🙄

but something about braids he just ❤️👄❤️

ok Bill Weasley during wash day is so fantastic 

because he will sit with you 

and watch you 

and try so hard to learn your routine and steps 

and when you ask why he’ll hit you with 

“When we have kids I’ll need to know how to take care of their beautiful hair 🙄”

and he says it so naturally 

he will also help with detangling 

gOD 

could you imagine just sitting with him, your back to his chest

both of you are detangling your hair 

🥺

Charlie Weasley

ok so Charlie

i love Charlie so much 

anyway

YOU ARE LITERALLY HIS GODDESS 

HE WILL WORSHIP YOU

HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH

THIS IS SUCH A POWER COUPLE I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH 

i don’t think Charlie has any one style he prefers over another 

he will loses his mind over however you wear your hair 

wash days with Charlie are so cute 

he will make sure he sets aside his whole day to be with you during wash day 

i think he’d just like to keep you company 

even if you’d want his help detangling or anything else 

if not thats cool to its your hair babe your rules 

he’d rather just sit with you and talk 

i also imagine Charlie Weasley as a very large man 

big

i think i’ve said this before but Henry Cavill

Henry Cavill but ginger

and he doesn't want to hurt you

but he still knows your routine by heart 

sTOP CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE GOING THROUGH WASH DAY

YOU ARE ALMOST DONE TWISTING YOUR HAIR WITH THE LEAVE IN CONDITIONER 

and Charlie is just watching you with the stupidest smile on his face because he just loves you so much

Percy Weasley 

i know ive said this before 

but literally caNNOT CONNECT TO PERCY

LITERALLY WHO IS PERCY WEASLEY 

WHAT IS PERCY WEASLEY

W H Y IS PERCY WEASLEY 

ok so 

i feel like percy, as a very political person, would be very into black history and learning all about it 

percy weasley goes to protests.

especially after the war when he had the whole moment of realization with the ministry 

the thought of racism literally boils this mans bloOD 

im not saying the other weasleys don't care, they do very much so, but I can see Percy being just super involved 

like Charlie I don’t think he’d have a favorite hair style on you 

thats actually a lie

twists or locks will make him weak in the knees 

alsO THE HISTORY AND MEANING BEHIND CERTAIN STYLES HE LOVES TO LEARN ABOUT

ok wash days with ole’ perce

will sit with you and read 

likes to keep you company 

but also he’s a busy guy so hes doing something for work

or just reading 

pERCY KNITS 

im sorry but he does and he knits while you go through your wash day routine 

George Weasley

George Weasley. 

honestly im gonna start yelling again

THIS COUPLE 

GOD TIER 

THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR YOU GUYS TO BE SUCH ✨BADDIES✨ TOGETHER ✋🏻

George Weasley will go to BLACK OWNED SALONS AND HAIR STYLISTS to learn how to do a few styles 

just have it under his belt

just in case 

and he won’t even do it as a “look what i did 😏”

no you won’t even know until one day it like comes up 

and he’s like yeah why wouldn’t i 

he is also very invested in black history 

wash days with Georgie are so much fun 

he’s bouncing around 

has music playing

is asking you questions 

you guys are just having so much fun 

he will also take a day off work if it lands on a day where he has to go into the shop

he loves being with you during wash days 

he calls it ‘wash day bonding time’

hes a dork

Fred Weasley

you guys met in school

i just know it

also much like Bill

something about box braids really gets him going

he thinks they look SO GOOD 

and one think Fred literally cannot wrap his mind around

something that grinDS HIS GEARS

cultural appropriation 

if someone out in public is appropriating a culture he WILL say something 

but only if he is sure its cultural appropriation

he just cANNOT STAND IT 

and i think this is regardless of who is dating, its just something that genuinely irks him 

ok we all know Fred is a giant ball of energy 

and ANYTHING excites him

you could say you’re going to the grocery store 

aND HE IS BUZZING AROUND BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AND THATS SO EXCITING

so wash day is the same 

hes jumping around

hes excited 

hes asking questions

he’s doing so much 

he cannot sit still

he tries for the first ten or so minutes

but then he’s up

bringing snacks 

feeding you snacks if you have hair product on your hands 

fred would be dancing around

he would make it so much fun 

little kisses here and there

he also has to smell every single product 

every

single

one 

he also remembers the products you use and pays attention to when their running bit low and will go buy you more 

idk stan fred weasley or whatever ✋🏻🙄

Ron Weasley

alright 

R O N

hes a lot like Charlie i think

aLSO RON LOVES YOUR NATURAL HAIR 

the other weasleys do too

bUT RON LOVES IT SO MUCH

ANY HAIRSTYLE WITH YOUR NATURAL HAIR HE IS HERE FOR

ok wash days with Ron are so fun

he’s just gossiping 

he tells you all the drama thats going on

this man can talk for hours and he can get so pETTY 

so wash day is definitely gossip day

he will sit with snacks as he watches you 

and talks about people at work

or people at Hogwarts 

“bABE did you hear about who that Slytherin bloke is dating?”

he also likes to smell all the products 

or asks what they do 

it would be so wholesome 

Ginny Weasley

OK GINNY 

i love ginny so much 

i think you guys met after school to be completely honest 

early twenties 

she has no favorite hair style on you she thinks you look beautiful regardless 

like george she will learn how to do a few protective hairstyles 

because she loves you so much and wants to understand as best she can and one of the ways she does that is learning about your hair, what to do, what not to do, and how to care for it 

stop if you were ok with her practicing on you it would be so cute 🥺

but she doesn’t expect you to be ok with it, like she isnt going to be pushy about it 

she is very much a believer that it is YOUR hair YOUR rules 

like everyone should be. 

wash day with Ginny is so much fun

she's smelling things 

asking questions

writing down the routine 

she is mesmerized 

because your hair is so bEAUTIFUL 

and she develops this new appreciation for black people (men, women, and non-binary- all of you babes) and their hair and the pride and care that goes into it 

when your arms get tired because you’re holding them up for so long she’ll give you shoulder rubs 🥺

little kisses 

and they are so random 

she also enjoys feeding you snacks while you go through your routine 

regardless of if you something in/on your hands or not

i am a ginny weasley siMP

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@amourtentiaa

@vsawyer1989​

@lifeofkaze

@siriusement

@georgeweasleysbabe

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Cat’s Definitive Ranking of Every ML Episode as of 4/22/21

Are you guys ready for this? I did the thing. You’re all welcome. Don’t ever ask me for anything again. You can watch me get progressively more unhinged in real time. 

Now, just to preface this, I did not give this too much thought. Most of these are just my gut feelings. I went through every episode and just made some snap judgments based off the lasting impressions I’ve been left with. These are my opinions. If you don’t like them, tough. And also I don’t care. Go spend 4 hours making your own damn ranking. And shut the hell up. Anyway, this is probably the longest post I’ve ever made, so I’m gonna put it all under a read more. Click on it if you have an hour to read it. Okay, here we go!

1.     Origins II- Good starting point for our heroes. Good establishment of canon ships and character dynamics. Umbrella scene literally stole my wallet. Cannot emphasis enough that I am whipped for the umbrella scene. I wrote a whole ass AU just to say how whipped I am for the umbrella scene. In the Rain will play at my wedding. Jk. Weddings are for suckers. But dammit if I don’t want these kids to get married. 10/10

2.     Origins I- Good introduction to lore. Good introduction to characters. Good establishment of status quoyo. Just good. 10/10

3.     Simon Says- Listen, I am nothing if not a shipper at heart. This episode just sparks joy. And the whole series almost ended when Gabriel almost jumped off the roof. I was really rooting for this one. This was the episode where I saw Ladrien and went yes, ma’am, I’ll have one of those. 10/10

4.     Evillustrator- Are you all surprised? Cat, the MC-skeptic ranked the pivotal MC episode so highly? Well, let me tell you all a thing, I started this fandom out a MC shipper because of this episode. Their first interaction is gold. I don’t deny that. I enjoy it. This is the MC dynamic I fell in love with. Yall toxic shippers ruined MC for me when you opened your mouths and spat in the face of Ladrien and baselessly declared MC the sin-ship. We all know it’s Ladrien. Stop kidding yourselves. Boy in leather catsuit? Please. Basic ass vanilla bitches. I’m getting off-topic. Solid episode 10/10. We love to see it.

5.     Stormy Weather- Baby’s first Miraculous episode. It holds a special place in my heart. It’s a solid episode. Good establishment of what the show is. Fun villain. Good times. Fond memories. 10/10

6.     Riposte- Listen, I know I’m an Adrinette stan, but hear me out: Ladrien. It’s just so good. And Kagami was compelling in this episode. It was just really solid. It’s my favorite s2 episode. If you ask me if I want to rewatch Riposte, the answer is always yes. 10/10. We stan.

7.     Gorizilla- Okay, so this episode has some solid Adrinette in it, but the real reason it ranks so high is that fucking Ladrien trust fall. I stare at that scene for hours, you guys. HOURS. It is absolutely just *chefs kiss*. Sometimes when I need a pick-me-up, I just go watch gifs of that catch on loop. 10/10. Beautiful. Radiant. Carefree.

8.     Gang of Secrets- I have been keeping most of my opinions to myself about s4 (mostly because I’ve backed way the hell out of this fandom), but GoS was pretty solid. Gotta say, it’s the first episode in a long time with this show that made me actually excited to see what happens next. Most other episodes I was like, okay, that was cute. The show is still meh overall. But GoS really got me like oh shit, is ML good again? 10/10 for making me feel things again.

9.     Oblivio- Told you guys this one was probably rated higher than I thought. Oblivio is just really fun. There is good Adrinette. That “No wonder I fell in love with you” paired with the softest of Adrien smiles just sends me. And the kisses. The unquestionable trust. These two kids literally woke up together alone in an elevator with no memories and said welp, you’re my boyfriend/girlfriend obviously, I don’t make the rules. Honestly, how anyone could argue that these two dorks aren’t made for each other after that episode is beyond me. 9/10

10.  Backwarder- Okay, I know I am weird and alone for this one, but I really liked this episode. It got a lot of shit for the constipation capsule thing at the end, but like who cares? We finally got some more backstory on Fu. He got a love-interest who is dope as hell. This episode is my favorite lucky charm use ever. Like that queen DID that. I like Backwarder, guys! Fuck off. 9/10.

11.  Kwamibuster- We all know I am a Marinette-stan by this point, but our girl was SHINING this episode. This bitch said gimme all them and let me go whoop this bitch’s ass, and she DID. Hawkmoth could never. Multimouse is a gift, and Marinette is a boss ass queen.  9/10

12.  Chat Blanc- Listen, this episode was very good. I enjoy the idea of my children being happy in another timeline somewhere very much. We got all 4 sides of the square in an episode. It’s just really solid. I know this is the fandom’s favorite, and everyone is gonna shit their pants because it didn’t make my top 10, but this is my list. So, I put it at number 12. It’s good. I like it. It just didn’t steal my wallet like other episodes did. Put the pitchforks down. It’s gonna be okay, you can still love it more than me. 8/10

13.  New York Special- I know everyone felt some type of way about this special, but I wasn’t mad at it. My perception of it might be clouded because I watched it in Disney World where I was chilling and having a great time, but like this special really did somethings for me. The Adrinette was top tier. Tippy top tier. Even though they hurt us in the end, I am okay with it because it just means the children will grow and come out stronger. I don’t care if it’s not technically canon. Ask me if I give a fuck. I don’t. I had fun here. 8/10. Solid.

14.  The Collector- This one might shock a lot of you, but let me paint you a scene. It’s the first episode of s2. We have just come off a 2 year hiatus. The fandom is thriving. We’re hungry for canon content. We have hopes and dreams and expectations. Everyone is going wild with theories. This episode confirmed something that was long since obvious (in my opinion) and ended the stupid arguments people had been having. It made Gabriel actually seem semi-competent. We got our first taste of how Chat/Adrien will react to his dad being Hawkmoth. We got a peek at their life. Adrien’s isolation and sadness. They were so close to figuring it out. The battle was epic. Like Collector really had them on the ropes there for a second. It’s a solid episode, yall. I’m not wrong. Hate me all you want, but this episode brought it. 8/10

15.  Despair Bear- Is this episode up this high because of the Adrinette slow dance scene? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS. Okay, but fr though, shipping aside, this episode gave us hope that Chloe was actually gonna redeem herself. I mean, she didn’t but, we didn’t know that at the time. Seeing her run around trying to be nice was fun. And then she actually did something good, and we had a moment of okay, she’s capable. We’ll get there. We didn’t. But what a ride this episode was for making us think she would. 8/10

16.  Startrain- Cat, you’re just ranking all the Adrinette episodes highest. And? What of it? Are you surprised? You clicked a blog that has simping for Adrinette in the description, and you’re surprised all my favorite episodes have Adrinette? I’m not wrong, you’re just an idiot. The Adrinette nap cuddles aside though, this was a pretty good episode. If you don’t think too hard about the whole space thing, we got a look at Max’s life, his mom is a driven, smart lady doing her best. Adrien rebels against papa for once. Alya stops a Lila scheme. Chloe gets to play the hero. Alya and Nino actually investigate like the heroes they are. Gabriel gets to realize what a dumbass bitch he is. I mean. Guys. Startrain is solid. 7.5/10

17.  Sapotis- This one shot up in rank for me after GoS, but tbh it’s always been a solid episode. Alyanette sleepover? Check. Alya becoming a superhero? Check. It’s a fun episode. And looking back, it’s nicely called back to later in GoS. We love it. 7.5/10

18.  Sandboy- Idk why I enjoy this episode as much as I do, but I do. Sandboy is a cute bean. I love his aesthetic. We also get hilarious looks at everyone’s nightmares. “Plagg, who turned you into a sock?” cracks me up cause like Adrien, bby, no XD And Chat Noir’s nightmare. I think it would have been interesting though if since Sandboy dusted the Agreste mansion, if we got a peek at Hawkmoth’s nightmares. It would have been a nice hint of plot to go along with Master Fu’s nightmare. Also Plagg giving the akuma the slip like the clever boy we know he is deep down? 7.5/10

19.  Furious Fu- If you guys haven’t realized by now that I love Fu, idk what you’re doing. Pay attention. I know that some people don’t like him, but I’m just gonna say it, you’re wrong. Fu took care of the Miracle Box for over 100 years, and this episode kind of gives some insight to what the Order was like. Very strict. Lots of rules. And ya know what, Fu said fuck the police, I’m gonna befriend these little magical demigods, and fuck off! Like what an absolute legend. I was really happy to see him living his best life, and that he and Marianne got married because it’s what he deserves. We love to see it. 7.5/10

20.  Gamer- People like to shit on Marinette in this episode, but like honestly, if I were in her shoes, I’d have probably done the same thing if I had the skill. Ain’t nothing wrong with a girl trying to spend time with the boy she likes. And Tom and Sabine being absolute shipping trash. I love them. And the awkward Adrinette. The introduction of the lucky charm that Adrien STILL carries. Wholesome. This was a good episode for their friendship, and we love to see it. 7.5/10

21.  Christmaster- Okay, I know a lot of people hated this episode when it aired, but I thought it was really funny? Everyone skidding around in the ice rink was hilarious. If you don’t take this episode seriously, it’s really fun. Chris is pretty cute, and damn right Ladybug is the best kid in the world. Idk. This episode is fun. I’m not mad at it. Sue me. 7.5/10

22.  Weredad- What? Another MC-heavy episode in Cat’s top 30? Listen, I don’t hate canon MC. The fans just annoy me. This episode was funny. The secondhand embarrassment and cringe was real. Plagg taunting Adrien because he knows the secret was great. Marinette being a self-saving queen was great. It’s a good episode. I like MC, you guys. I do. I swear! 7.5/10

23.  Miraculer- This episode was interesting to me, and I think it’s still a good development episode. For one, Sabrina finally got her own akuma episode named after her. Secondly, because it’s a big step for Chloe, just not in the way we expected. It totally makes sense that Chloe can’t have her Miraculous back because literally everyone knows her identity. Can’t argue that logic. And she is the first person to ever refuse to become akumatized, so like mad respect. I know a lot of people had high hopes for redeemed Chloe (myself included), but I think watching a character fall from revering someone to hating them is also an interesting path. The friends to enemies arc as it were. Idk. I liked this episode. It was an opportunity for Chloe to grow, even if she didn’t in the end, but we’ll talk about that later. 7.5/10

24.  Lady Wifi- I like Alya. I feel like I don’t say that much, and people make some assumptions because of MDCSP, but MDCSP is just a concept I wanted to explore. It doesn’t really reflect how I feel about any one character. Except maybe Lila. And Gabe. But every other spite fic I’ve written branching from Chameleon, the class has been fine. Alya has been fine. So, let it be known that I like Alya. Lady Wifi was a fun episode. Putting aside the fact that she thought Chloe was Ladybug for no reason, I like her akuma. I like the interactions we get with LadyNoir in this episode. After GoS, this episode gets a bit funnier. It’s solid. 7/10

25.  Dark Cupid- I don’t have much to say about this one. LadyNoir. That’s it. That’s the tweet. Send it. 7/10

26.  Volpina- So many things about this episode. It introduced a new antagonist who we didn’t exactly 100% know was going to be an antagonist at the time. This episode sparked a lot of fun fan theories for a while. Who was Lila? How was she going to shake things up? Not to mention this episode gave us a taste of plot and lore, and set up Marinette meeting Master Fu officially. Lots of intrigue sparked from this episode. And that LadyNoir door scene? OOOOOO 7/10

27.  Hearthunter- One word: Adrigaminette. This episode was so cute for them! I loved seeing them all goofing and running around together. Adrien and Kagami being absolutely in love with Marinette when her hair is down. They both love her, I don’t make the rules. Not to mention, Marinette takes a big step by letting her friends be happy without her. Kagami not wanting to hurt Marinette. The drama!! Gabriel being a messy ass bitch to his friends. It loses points for the abomination of an akuma, but overall, I wasn’t too mad at it. Yet. 7/10

28.  Glaciator- More MC in Cat’s top 30? It’s more likely than you think. Listen. Listen… Listen. MC is fine. This episode was the closest thing to fanfiction that we got. The balcony scene was really sweet. I was drinking the irony. We got introduced to Andre the icecream fraud. Andre the please just give me the flavor I asked for man. I could have done without Chat pouting, but the LadyNoir in the end was pretty good. I wish they’d done more with Ladybug’s feelings for Chat. Had her question herself a bit more after this one, but overall, it’s cute. 7/10

29.  Zombizou- A lot of people started hating Mlle. Bustier after this episode, and like I can kind of see it, if I squint, but I did not draw that same conclusion from this episode. Mlle. Bustier just wants good things for all of her students. They’re 14 ffs, she just wants to be a good influence on all of her students and wants them all to be successful. But go off, I guess? Plus, this episode was basically just a spoof on zombie apocalypse movies. We got so many things. Julerose, Myvan, DJWifi. Chloe actually showing some depth and emotion. LadyNoir. We won this episode, babes. Sorry you didn’t get the memo. 7/10

30.  Timetagger- Okay. This is the last episode in the ones that I’d venture to call “good.” Number 30. I enjoyed Timetagger. I know people have feelings about timey-wimey bullshit, and like I’m not gonna lie and say I’m thrilled with it either (I mean, I changed the rabbit’s power in MDCSP) but that being said, Timetagger was so sassy. Bunnix was cool as hell. We get to see that LB and CN are still doing the thing in the future. So many questions sparked from this episode. It was fun. Idk. I liked it. That’s all I got. 7/10

31.  Malediktator- Okay, from this point on, less comments because this is the section that are more or less just meh to me. Like they’re fine. This episode was fine. Chloe was fine. Chat playing with the laser was cute. 6.5/10

32.  Mayura- Adrien’s speech at the end. Nuff said 6.5/10

33.  Ikari Gozen- Ryuko/Ryuuko. Gals being pals. 6.5/10

34.  Reflekdoll- I talked about this earlier, but I don’t hate this episode. It’s not as bad as people make it out to be. Sue me. 6.5/10

35.  Anansi- Nino is the goodest boy. Also I need more of the gang taking Adrien on adventures via Facetime. Stat. 6.5/10

36.  Shanghai- This one is new, and tbh I still haven’t watched it with subs, but I had a good time. Fei was cute. The boy squad was cute. Adrien bonding with Great Uncle Cheng was cute. Hawkmoth getting literally dunked on was *chefs kiss* 6.5/10

37.  Gigantitan- I love overly supportive, ride-or-die girl squad. 6.5/10

38.  Party Crasher- Idk why this episode was funny to me. Kim is the purest bean. We don’t deserve him. 6.5/10

39.  Desperada- This episode was an emotional roller coaster, and even though we all collectively hate Aspik’s stupid egghead, we love the Ladrien this episode provided us. 6/10

40.  Oni-chan- Listen, I loved seeing Lila get a tiny bit of karma even if she made it up in the end. I loved Chat going off on her. I loved seeing her get outsmarted in the end. 6/10

41.  Frightningale- My good lesbian Clara Nightingale. We stan. 6/10

42.  Style Queen- I like Audrey in a “she’s the worst person I’ve ever met, I want to travel the world with her” kind of way. She’s funny to me. Idk. I love her firing everyone. She’s the one I love to hate. She’s the worst, but we love her for it. Plus this episode gave us Plagg’s adorable little Cataclysm that destroyed half the city. 6/10

43.  Gamer 2.0- Chat confidently strutting in heels made this episode worth it. And we get to see the beginning of Marinette being overwhelmed. Plus it was the return of gamer!nette. 6/10

44.  Troublemaker- I don’t hate this episode as much as the next person either. It was fine. Jagged is a manchild, but we love him for it. He’s a Marinette stan which like mood. The Adrinette at the end was cute. I wasn’t mad at it. Idk. It’s fine. 6/10

45.  Reflekta- Where are all my Juleka stans at? I loved the LadyNoir banter in this ep. V. cute. 6/10

46.  Dark Owl- This episode was fun. And it really shows their level of trust. Plus Plagg and Tikki interacted. 6/10

47.  Timebreaker- Have I ever mentioned that I like Alix? I like Alix. 6/10

48.  Silencer- I don’t hate this episode as much as you’d expect me to, and that is 100% because of the LadyNoir. 5.5/10

49.  Prime Queen- Chat purrs. 5.5/10

50.  Syren- I think the fish power-up is adorable. Ondine is a gem. Kim is a pure bean, but we been knew. 5.5/10

51.  Befana- I like Gina, but this episode fell flat for me. Almost as flat as the animation. 5.5/10

52.  Reverser- Another episode that everyone hates that I am actually fine with. This episode made me like Nathaniel more. Probably because I was previously indifferent toward him. Marc is cute too. 5.5/10

53.  Mr. Pigeon- Marinette is one clever girl. And the Adrinette hand-touch. 5.5/10

54.  Felix- Felix is a gremlin of chaos. A true chaotic neutral. He gives his uncle the finger, and I think that’s beautiful. 5.5/10

55.  Truth- Bet you expected this episode to be higher. While I did enjoy watching toxic people’s world crumble, this episode still gets a meh from me dog. 5/10

56.  Lies- The Adrigami was cute, and I respect Kagami as a character. The akuma could have been better tho. 5/10

57.  Princess Fragrance- Not much to say here. 5/10

58.  Copycat- 5/10

59.  Bubbler- 5/10

60.  Mime- 5/10

61.  Animan- 5/10

62.  Robostus- 5/10

63.  Ladybug- This episode ranks this low purely because I don’t care about GabeNath, and I hate that Lila won something in the end. But Adrien saying I won’t hesitate, bitch! At the end was nice to see. 5/10

64.  Catalyst- I know I ranked Mayura way higher, but Catalyst fell flat for me. Like it was fine. Wasn’t as into it though. 4.5/10

65.  Puppeteer- One of my favorite lucky charm uses. 4.5/10

66.  Pixelator- My favorite Cataclysm. 4.5/10

67.  Horrificator- That almost-Adrinette kiss tho 4.5/10

68.  Pharaoh- 4.5/10

69.  Kung Food- 4.5/10

70.  Rogercop- 4/10

71.  Guitar Villain- 4/10

72.  Dark Blade- 4/10

73.  Bakerix- 4/10

74.  Antibug- And now onto the bottom 10. To start us off, I will just say: UGH, this episode annoyed me. First of all, Sabrina didn’t even get her own episode. Chloe was a piece of shit. Idk why they made Ladybug the one in the wrong when Chloe was being obnoxious. Ugh. 3/10

75.  Captain Hardrock- I’m gonna be honest. My apathy for this episode has grown into loathing. Toxic stans are 100% to blame. Birthday ruining, bitches. This is the reason I threw a breakup bash after Truth. Yall deserved it. 3/10

76.  Christmas Special- I didn’t hate this episode as much as everyone, but it still wasn’t great. 2.5/10

77.  Stormy Weather 2.0- This episode was really dumb. It didn’t need to exist. 2.0/10

78.  Queen Wasp- Why did we give Chloe a Miraculous after this episode? 2/10

79.  Animaestro- Did we really need a self-insert? Did we really? 2/10

80.  Puppeteer 2.0- Listen, this episode would have made more sense in s1 or at the very latest early s2. Adrien gave a whole ass speech on how great Marinette is, then he turns around and is like idk if she likes me… Clean it up. 2/10

81.  Miracle Queen- I could talk at length about how much I hate the ending of this episode and what they did with Chloe and Master Fu, but we’re just going to remain calm and give it a solid 1.5/10

82.  Frozer- This episode made no goddamn sense. I call bullshit on so many things. Just ugh. 1/10

83.  Chameleon- Surprisingly, even though this episode sparked many, many spite fics out of me, it’s not my least favorite because at least Ladybug semi-redeemed this episode. Still really dumb and ooc tho. 1/10

84.  Feast- Okay, okay, okay, here we are. Bottom of the barrel. Cat’s most hated episode, and you wanna know why? You want to know why this episode fills me with the rage? Because we spent two fucking seasons building up all this mystery and lore and intrigue surrounding Fu’s big mistake, and they dropped the fucking ball! They did my mans so dirty! They could have really deepened his character, deepened the Order, deepened anything other than whatever fucking affair Gabriel and Nathalie have going on, but NO. They made it some stupid, bland-ass thing that got resolved magically in the end, then just ignored it for the rest of the season. I will never not be salty about how they did my boy Fu in this show. I’m happy he found his peace, but fuck if I’m not livid about how they did it. Whatever. Chat being done with Ladybug’s shit when they’re about to get eaten was funny I guess. .5/10

[nautiscarader]

Nautiscarader’s Wendip Week day 3: Prank War

geez, this one took a while. I apologise, and let’s hope next one will arrive faster

 (ao3)

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Someone standing outside of The Mystery Shack might have thought that the living room contained a very predictable lighting bug, or at least that someone inside was broadcasting a rather boring Morse code message using light signals.

In reality, it was just Wendy and Dipper, slouched on the sofa, surfing TV channels, giving each of them at most three seconds to entertain their bored minds. So far, none of them stood up to the challenge.

But as Wendy continued the only physical activity she had the energy for, i.e. pressing one button, something finally caught their attention.

- "What's up everyone? It's your boy, the Prankster Prancer!"

A loud, obnoxious, blonde man in his twenties, wearing spiky, gelled hair rode into the shot on a fake unicorn, face-hugged the camera, filling the wide-angle lens and made both Dipper and Wendy jump in their seats as loud horn noise shook the air around them.

- Wait, I thought this guy was only on the internet! - Wendy raised her brow - Did he escape to the real world?! - Come on, who in the right mind would give him a show? - "So, first of all, thanks to our station, The Cheese Network, for giving me the chance to entertain you guys..."

Dipper and Wendy groaned in collective understanding.

- "...and for giving us some cheese to pay for our last week's prank!"

The screen dimmed and the camera changed to an aerial shot, containing not only fires and flood, but also several military helicopters.

- "So last time we did some EPIC prank during the gender reveal party and we've made a hole in the ozone hole!"

The man made extra effort to extend every vowel in the last word, to an equally obnoxious collection of sound effects.

- Wow. That looks... bad. Even by our standards. - Wendy watched the footage. - Yeah. Good thing this dude stays away from us. - "And now it's time to reveal the next place for our EPIC PRANK!"

The man took a baseball bat and unceremoniously smashed the unicorn doll in half, and stuck his hand in the fake guts, revealing an envelope.

- "And this one is a suggestion from my top commentator on-line, that girl leaves comments under every single one of my videos, so I could not ignore her request".

The envelope was opened, and suddenly, a girl's voice began reading it.

- "Dear Prankster Prancer. I love your videos, and how creative your calamity can be..." - Wait a minute - Dipper sat up, as his eyes widened in horror - Is that- - "My name is Mabel Pines, and I am staying in a small town called Gravity Falls, in Oregon...".

Dipper and Wendy looked at each other and understood each other at once.

- Barricade the doors!

But it was too late. As Dipper ran towards the lobby, the door were smashed to the ground, seemingly under the power of the air horns, and flooded the Shack with lights. The same blonde man walked inside, as if he owned the place, leading with him Mabel Pines.

- What's up birches? Is that how you call people living in the middle of a forest? - he shoved his face to the camera again. - More like, in the middle of nowhere! - Mabel added, high-five'ing him - Thankfully, me and my Prankster Protégé are gonna rock this place! - he shouted.

Dipper Pines stood up and cleaned himself from the dust and debris, watching as the two rock their heads to some aggressive tune.

- Hold on a minute! Mabel, why did you invite him here? If anything, there's too much going around in here! - Ugh, this is my little brother, Dipper. - Mabel rolled her eyes - I'm-I'm not little! - Dipper stomped in place - We're twins!

Somewhere behind him, Wendy snickered.

- What, you just look adorable when you're angry.

Dipper turned back and stormed towards his sister.

- Mabel, do you have amnesia or something? Gravity Falls is full of amazing things! We've been on treasure hunts, found all sorts of monsters in every lake, glade and a cave... You wanted to date a zombie on out first day here! - Yeah, sure, kid, as if I could just walk into a forest and find a dead body... - the Prankster took a sip of soda, looking somewhat nervously. - Mabel, we've seen living dinosaurs here! - Yeah, like I can see one now!

The Prankster pointed to the kitchen and very confused Grunkle Stan in his pajamas.

- What in the DMV is going on here? - Check this out, a living fossil!

The Prankster jumped towards Grunkle Stan and unceremoniously took a selfie with him.

- Oh no, my eyes! The light is coming towards me instead of the other way around!

Stan cried when flash of light blinded him, and with a sleigh of hand, the blonde man undid his belt, causing Stan to nearly trip and fall, if it wasn't for Wendy.

- Hey, you! You're not a prankster, you're a jerk!

At the sound of those words, the man stopped laughing and turned his attention, as well as cameras, towards Wendy.

- What's that? We've got ourselves a HATER!

An air horn was about to blow her hat off, but Wendy swiftly grabbed it and twisted it.

- Yeah, that's what I've said, you're a jerk. I like pranking people, but not to hurt them. - And watchu gonna do, leave a mean comment? - No, we're gonna prank you. - Wendy reached and brought Dipper towards her. - Cos we've done some pranking together ourselves! - Like what? - Like... when we've made our friend think his inflatable tube could talk!

The Prankster shot them with a dead stare.

- You know what, I don't even have time to play the "wah-wah" soundbite. But if you want to lose, your call. Tomorrow, we're gonna get an EPIC PRANK-OFF!

And he shot a pose in front of the camera.

- Right, now tell me where's someplace to eat. And they better have unlimited refills. - Lazy Susan is neat. And there's water tower nearby...

And with that, he and Mabel walked off, leaving the small destruction behind them.

- Wendy! - Dipper turned at once towards her - Are you crazy? He has entire film crew! And money! And very little empathy! He's gonna plough through us! - Chill out, man, we're gonna trick him, one way or another.

And she gently smacked the edge of his hat.

- Er, I know you guys like to babble all the time, but I still can't get up. - Grunkle Stan grumbled from the floor.

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The next day, Wendy woke up at the break of dawn with unbridled optimism. Dipper less so, and he was a bit nervous when Wendy gathered him and her crew in the small lumberjack shack in the woods to explain the plan of action.

- So, any questions? - she asked

At the same time, every teenager in the small room raised hands.

- So, how does exactly the can of whipped cream is supposed to work with the rake? - Tambry asked - And what do we have to do with the rat-shaped balloons? - Thompson asked shyly. - And can't we just... punch him? - Robbie suggested, mimicking the action. - Ugh, you guys!

Wendy groaned and hid her face in her hands. hearing the murmurs of doubt across the room, Dipper quickly stood up and continued.

- Guys, this jerk is giving us, pranksters, a bad name! We gotta prank him in a way that shows we are better... Because we can do better!

He watched as faces of the older teenagers brighten with his speech. Several of them even smiled.

- Plus he could, like, sue us for millions of dollars, so we gotta stay clean.

With newly gained optimism, the gang rushed to Thompson's van and readied themselves for the prank.

- Thanks, man, for giving me a hand. - Wendy suddenly patted Dipper's back. - Oh, no-no problem. - Dipper spoke, wondering if she noticed his blush.

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- Alright, we're all in places.

Wendy spoke to her phone, and observed the places, leaning from behind the wall. Her eyes moved from Robbie, hidden in the abandoned ice-cream stall, to Thompson, on top of a tree, to Tambry, pretending to read a large newspaper, and finally, to Dipper, holding a bag of provisions.

- We-Wendy, I'm not sure if this is gonna work. - Now!

She commanded, as Prankster walked nonchalantly out of the store. He thre away the half-eaten sandwich he just bought and was about to walk into the string that would have activate the whipped cream... if he didn't make a sudden jump.

He then threw something into the stall.

- Oh, crap, it's a grenade!

Robbie stormed out, tripping on the same wire he helped setting up, which resulted in his black hair covered in white goo and sprinkles.

Tambry was supposed attack next, but Prankester was already next to her. He took a bucket of soapy water and dumped it over her, destroying her diguise that covered her pruple hair.

For Thompson, he didn't even have to do much - he threw a mouse toy into the air, and listened how the boy tumbles down, shrieking.

And finally, he took something big and colourful out of his backpack and tossed it onto the street, watching as Dipper and Wendy rush towards it.

- Limited edition Giraffeoala!

They realised the two were after it when it was too late. Their heads collided with each other, just as the elusive plushie was yanked from their hands, back into his bag.

- Seriously, guys? You wanted to outsmart me? There like five of you and you couldn't do it. - Ha! That was a good one! - Mabel emerged from behind his back and did another high-five. - But I couldn't do it without you. - he pointed at her. - Me? But I didn't do anything... - Of course you did.

The Prankster lowered his sunglasses.

- Last evening at that stupid bar. You told me you were friends with everyone here. You told me how one of them likes gloomy, dark places. Like another one is afraid of mice. Like another one never looks away from her phone...

Mabel's ecstatic, radiant smile faded with each word the Prankster spoke, and her eyes, widened from excitation began to fill with tears.

- And, well, you told me what these two dorks are obsessed about... amongst other things. - Mabel! - Wendy and Dipper cried at the same time. - But-But I didn't... - Aw, really? You feel sad for them? LAME. - he pushed her aside and waved for his crew that followed him anyway.

For quite a while, all the small town could hear was Mabel Pines sobbing, until someone closed his arms around her.

- There, there, sis. - Dipper spoke quietly. - I guess you see why were so angry now. - I-I didn't know he would...

Dipper hugged her, letting her cry as much as she wants into his vest.

- It's not your fault, Mabel. - Wendy added, taking a knee and gently patting her. - But-But it is! - Well... Kinda... - Robbie added, and received a cold, piercing stare from Wendy. - Jerks like that like to... use people. And they know that the best ones are those, who are most trusting and kind.

Mabel's sniffing stopped, as Wendy continued.

- But you know what? - Dipper spoke suddenly - I think I got an idea...

He let go of his sister rushed to the Prankster, sitting on one of the toy unicorns, tossing quarter after quarter, while two children in queue began to tear up.

- Hey, you! - Ugh, you again, twerp. What, want me to reveal more secrets about you and your stupid hobbies? Or, like, who is your biggest crush after a toy plushie from the 90s?

Dipper's face reddened, but he remained unperturbed.

- We're not done yet. Tomorrow we're gonna prank you for good. Double or nothing! - Ugh, sure, fine. - the Prankster didn't even look at him - It's not like I can do anything until my lawyers clean up the whole "gender reveal party" fiasco. Like, who cares if the whole state is now inhabitable for life?

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By the next morning, the battleground was set. Cameras and tons of equipment surrounded the small grassy meadow in front of the Mystery Shack, where Dipper and Wendy were sitting in their chairs with their arms crossed, both wearing much more confident smiles. And the fact that Mabel was with them added them extra layer of morale.

When the clock struck 12, a mighty roar shook the place, as monster truck drove from behind the tree line, smoking and setting nearby branches on fire. The Prankster Prancer jumped out of it, and, drowned in the flashes of cameras, walked into his place.

- So, are you twerps ready for the FINAL PRANK OF YOUR LIFE? - he roared into the microphone, rolling his tongue back and forth as if he was about to eat it. - Nah, we're not gonna prank you. - Wendy shrugged - But someone else will.

The newly reinstalled door to the Mystery Shack opened, and a new figure appeared. An elderly woman walked out, being led by Grunkle Stan that gallantly helped her, for once not sneaking his hand into her purse.

And when she looked up from behind her glasses, the confident smile on Prancer's face disappeared at once.

- Grandma?! What-What are you doing here?! - Oh, don't you know? - Grunkle Stan rushed with explanation - We, old folks, all know each other. And I simply couldn't let her miss her grandson's grand day! - I'm so glad I can see you, Archibald!

The elderly lady used her cane to hook him by his neck and brought him into his arms, despite his best efforts to avoid any interactions.

- G-Grandma, don't- don't call me that! - Why not? - she continued, seemingly ignoring her grandson efforts to escape her tight hug. - I am your grandma, and I will call you by your full name, Archibald Roderick Sebastian Eugene!

Somewhere behind them, Dipper, Wendy and Mabel were having the time of their life, trying to hide their laughter.

- So, wait, his initials literally make him an... - Grandma! Make them stop! They-they are laughing at me! - Nonsense! Those young folks told me all your fans would love to see me talk about you. So I've send them some photos via the eclectic mail!

The blonde man looked to the side at Wendy and Dipper's faces. Their wide smiles told him everything, and in the act of ultimate desperation, he gently shook his head, silently mouthing his plea. He then looked at Mabel's, but hers was filled with spite.

In response, Mabel simply pressed a button.

The enormous screen behind them lit up, showing an adorable newborn blonde boy in diaper, giggling at the baby rattle.

Several more followed, showing his equally naked body in progressively embarrassing positions.

The screen changed, and the same boy was now three-years old, wearing a strict haircut as well as a bowtie. And the worst part was, he looked happy.

The Prankster Prancer fell to his knees, as tears began rolling from his eyes, which his grandma quickly dried with her handkerchief.

- Oh, yes, I do tear up a little at this one too. Oh, but the next one makes me so proud!

Prancer's eyes widen, if possibly even more, and throwing away all the pretence, he rushed to Wendy and Dipper and began begging them for mercy. But it was for nothing. He knew they have seen the photo already.

And with another press of a button, a seven-year old Prancer was shown, wearing a blue cardigan, sitting in an armchair with a big book in his hands, smiling at the camera, proudly showing his braces.

The scanned photo displayed a title, written in crayon over it.

"I love school!"

Flocks of birds flew into the air from the nearby trees in response to the shriek that reverberated the air, full of remorse, despair, and unmistakably, defeat.

- Nooooo!

The Prancer hit the ground with his fists, for which he was quickly reprimanded by his grandma ("You're going to make them dirty!"), while Wendy and Dipper high-fived each other, before giving Mabel a warm hug.

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- So I guess that will teach him? - Dipper asked Wendy as the two lay on the sofa, flicking through the channels again. - Pfh. I wish it did. - Wendy reached for her phone and showed Dipper a familiar blonde man waving his arms uncontrollably. - "What's up Prankster Pros? It's ya boy, and I've got this sweet book deal full of my MOST EMBARASSING photos! Look at that baby bottom! Only for $99.99..." - Geez, I guess they never learn. - Nope. But at least he's not here...

For a while the room dimmed every few seconds, as Wendy searched for anything interesting, but something else was on Dipper's mind.

- So... about those Cuddle Buddies...

The remote fell out of Wendy's hand.

- Uh, yeah, so, I just...

She shied away and mumbled her answer, until she saw a polite smile on Dipper's face.

- So, like, remember ever since you wanted to win that Duck Panda for me? I... kinda got into them, you know. Not like, obsessively collecting them, but... you know. - Yeah, I do. For cuddling.

The two looked at each other and exchanged the same, warm smiles.

- So which generation you like the most? - Well, gen 2 obviously - she rolled her eyes - What? Five is the best. - The best as sucking, perhaps. - Come on, they had changed the lead designer and everything, but they're still Cuddle Buddies...

For quite a while, the channel stayed on, as neither of them bother to change it. And when the night fell on, Wendy and Dipper realised that they might have discovered something new to talk about.

[helgabatwrittings]

You know what I really want to see in season 4? More Adrinino moments. And I'm not talking about those scenes where Nino (and Alya) is trying to set Adrien and Marinette together, like we saw in the NY special or in Puppeteer 2. No, I want more Adrinino moments where their friendship is the first priority. I am not salting on Alya or Nino btw, they are amazing friends, and I'm a huuuge love square stan, so ofc I would also love to see that ship sail. I guess that, I just miss Animan adrinino, or Jackady, or Bubbler Adrinino. And I know that we also had Partycrasher which was one of my absolute favourite episodes, but it also made me want more! I don't know, I just think that it's so unfair to both Adrien and Nino that the little time they get to spend together, thanks to Adrien's forced isolation (I'm looking at you Gabriel 😒), they don't get to truly enjoy it, as Nino is helping Alya set Adrien and Marinette together.

Just, show us Adrien's listening to Nino's music while he eagerly awaits for his reaction, shows us Adrien cracking stupid jokes around Nino, let them be the adorable dorks we all know they are, like, have them play ultimate mecha strike online or whatever, or have Nino help Adrien break out of his eggshell by showing him how the real world works. Because, as much as I love the love square, Marinette shouldn't be the sole responsable for Adrien's growth, nor vice versa, that is a huge and overwhelming task that shouldn't be placed on anyone's shoulders. Their world shouldn't revolve around each other only.

So yeah, let us have more adrinino moments where they are the main focus, and ofc, with the occasional planning to make adrinette a reality xD

[euphoniumpets]

S-Stuttering | Diego Hargreeves x reader

Summary: The reader is a childhood friend of the Hargreeves and it has been a long time since she visited them. 

Requested: Yes by @irenne-stans​

The Request: A Diego hargreeves x reader Where the reader is hanging out w/ Allison and Vanya and they bump into Diego and Diego is instantly whipped for the reader he’s stuttering and offering to help carry bags, opens the door, pays for her, etc. Once they’re back at the mansion five and Luther tease Diego and klaus just is being klaus. 

Warnings: mentions of alcohol. 

Authors note: Here you go love! I hope this what you had in your mind. Also, this is an AU where it is no apocalypse and Ben is not dead!. Also, I changed about paying etc. 

‘‘Y/n?’‘ You heard Allison call for you. 

Turning around with your bags as you saw her and Vanya approaching you. ‘‘Allison! Vanya! God, it’s so good to see you two again,’‘ You replied as you hugged both of them. ‘‘I guess the flight went well?’‘ Vanya asked you kindly. 

‘‘Yeah, it was way too long,’‘ You answered with a chuckle. y/n l/n, the childhood friend to the Hargreeves or the next door. You had been friends with the Hargreeves children as long as you could remember. 

You remembered all the memories where you used to sneak inside at night, just to hang out with Allison or Vanya but mostly Diego. You and Diego was close when you two were children but it quickly disappeared when your parents decided to move away. 

Everyone was heartbroken by the news by the fact that you had to move away from them because you were the only friend they had. ‘’God, it has been ages since i saw you two, you guys look different than the last time i saw you,’’ You replied as you tooka good look on the both Hargreeves sisters.

Vanya’s chloting style was still the same. The baggy comfortly outfit that she used to have but Allison was different. The brunette curly haired woman was changed into a blond ombré one. She wore skin jackets instead of the baggy clothes that Vanya was wearing. 

‘‘Well, it has been to long that the three of us were together so, what are you saying, want a drink?’‘ Allison offered. 

‘‘Yeah but what about my bags?’‘ You asked them. ‘‘Don’t worry, we’ll help you carry them for now,’‘ Vanya replied kindly before Allison took the suitcase and the three of you walked towards a bar nearby. 

-

When you walked in the first thing you noticed that it was people talking and laughs around the place. Everybody was having a good time with each other and enjoyed their time with the drinks they got. 

You ordered a glass of whiskey before the three of you sat down. You guys talked for a while before you guys decided to go home. You had decided that you were staying at the mansion and you were thrilled to meet the others again. 

Allison called Diego since they didn’t had a ride and he was happy to drive his sisters. It wasn’t the only thing he was excited but also meeting his childhood crush for the first time in years.

It has been a long time he had seen you and he wondered what you looked like today. When he pulled over, he almost dropped his jaw when he saw you. You looked more beautiful than you already were. 

He walked out of the car as you turned your head as you saw Diego. ‘’Diego!’’ You exclaimed happily when you saw him approaching you. ‘’H-Hi, y/n,’’ He muttered shyly. ‘’God, it’s been a long time,’’ You told him as you two missed the looks Vanya and Allison gave each other. 

‘‘Y-yeah,’‘ He answered. 

‘‘Well, we should go before it turns dark outside,’‘ Allison replied. 

‘‘Here, l-let m-me h-help you,’‘ You heard Diego stammer nervously as he mentioned towards the heavy bag. ‘‘Are you sure?’‘ You asked him.

‘‘Y-yes,’‘ He smiled as he took the suitcase before you could even argue back. You thought it was cute whenever he would have his stutter around you when he got nervous to talk. As you were about to open the door, Deigo opened it as you sent him a small smile. ‘‘Thank you,’‘ You replied as Deigo drove back towards the mansion. 

-

You stepped out of the car, and again, with Diego’s help. He had carried around the suitcase when you entered the familiar mansion. It almost seemed like yesterday when you used to sneak inside the house. 

As you guys were settled in, you heard the familiar voice of Klaus. ‘’is that y/n l/n?’’ You heard his dramatic gasp as you turned around. ‘’Klaus?,’’ You exclaimed when you saw the familiar boy. 

‘‘Y/n,’‘ You heard Ben’s voice approaching you with a smile. ‘‘Wow, it has really been a long time since I saw my favorite dorks,’‘ You laughed as you hugged the two of them. ‘‘Yeah, it was about time you showed up, Diego has been nothing but talking about you none-stop,’‘ Luther approached you. 

Diego looked towards Luther with a glare. ‘’S-Shut up,’’ He mumbled before looking down with a shy expression. ‘’Leave the poor man alone, Luther,’’

‘‘Well, look what the cat dragged in, y/b, it’s good to see you again.’‘ Five greeted you with a smile on his face. ‘‘Five, are your ego still this high?’‘ You gestured with your hand in the air as he smiled. ‘‘Yep,’‘ 

‘‘Well, Luther is right, I still remember when you would do something stupid to get Diego’s attention all the time,’‘ You furrowed your eyebrows towards that sentence. ‘‘Like what? I did nothing stupid, did I?’‘ 

‘‘Oh! Remember that time when y/n tried to get his attention by trying some real stunts and then she accidentally fell on her face?’‘ Klaus exlcaimed as you thought for a moment when you remembered that.

You wanted to get Diego’s attention by doing something really cool but only failed in progress in front of your crush. 

‘‘I did not do that,’‘ You denied as everybody looked at you when they remembered the memory. 

‘‘Oh, you so did,’‘ 

[cheseyre]

good news, sluts! my brain's no longer being completely stupid (only mostly), i've seen the new asides and...have some thought-y thot thoughts:

*deep inhale*

Okay, first things first: this art style is soooo fucking cUTE and I'm a jealous, squealing bitch. Anyone who knows who the artist is, could you link me to them, stat? I think Thomas mentioned them at the beginning of the ep, but nYeh, brain hurt, doesn't wanna do wooork-

Okay, I'll admit, I was a little...apprehensive when I first saw the thumbnail and title. Part of it's just me being a bitter Remus Stan, but also...okay, deep breaths, controversial opinion time, get ready:

I don't ship Prinxiety.

Like, at all. 

I can see the appeal, and these dorks were so very, VERY cute in this particular ep, but I was honestly turned off by the ship long ago due to how overwhelmingly popular it is and how some fans characterize these two and treat this relationship as if it's the only valid one, y'know, the works—slight tangent, but that's also why I don't ship Logicality or Remile. I honestly vibe much better with ships like Roceit or Analogical, y'know?

Cutting in for another brief tangent: I'm surprisingly okay with Demus/Dukeceit/Receit/Trashnoodle/Whatever-Their-Ship-Name-Is-Oh-God-Why-Do-They-Have-So-Many-Fucking-Names; maybe it's cause they haven't actually interacted in canon and the fan content gives me such good Gay Disney Villain content, idk man im weird—).

Still, their interactions were both hilarious and sweet and like I said, I see the appeal, it's just not my cup of tea. y'all Prinxiety fans got fucking FED and I'm happy for you nerds. Enjoy ze happy boys!

I guess another factor in my...low-key hesitance when I first saw what the ep was about is that...okay, get ready, another controversial opinion, le gasp: well, I'm not a big Virgil fan. In fact, at times, he swaps places with Patton as my least favorite sides—especially with some of his recent behavior in eps like DWIT (the "prohibit your breathing comment" really triggered me, for example). Sometimes, his attitude, especially around other sides like Roman or Janus, reminds me a little too much of my sister, who I don't have...a very good relationship with. Add to that how the more...intense side of the fandom has a disturbing tendency to turn him into the 'uwu precious woobie emo baby who can do no wrong' while unnecessarily villainizing other CERTAIN sides in the process, and...I think you all see where I'm going with this little rant 😅

However, upon actually watching the ep, he wasn't...that bad? I don't think? I enjoyed watching him be a flustered, disaster-y mess and genuinely excited at the end, his interactions with Roman were nice enough, and him literally pushing Thomas to make a move with Nico despite his obvious panic attack was a nice moment of genuine character development. I like seeing that, that's the good shit right there. And him being all flustered and shit, and smiling so much at the end of the vid was just...well, adorable. This man has no fucking right to be this cute, my god

alsoooo 

pURPLE EYESHADOW

PURPLE EYESHADOW HE LOOKS?? SO GOOD?? WTF?? SLAY EMO, SLAAAAAAAY FUCK, DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO CHANGE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME NOW?

alsoooo 

hAPPY ROMAN

YESSSSS~ MAH BOI MAH SON MAH DUMB BITCH HIMBO PRINCE MAH EXTRA MESSY CINNAMON ROLL

ITS  BEEN SO  LONG

AND HIS LITTLE HEART EYES THROUGHOUT THE VID, OH MY GOD-

IMMA JUST IGNORE THAT "ADDING [MISTAKE] TO THE LIST" COMMENT I AM LOOKING AWAY I DO NOT SEE IT LALALALALA

THOMATHY, SIR, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT MAKING THESE TWO GAY IDIOTS SO BAEBY

Okay, but Virgil not realizing that "cyberstalking in real life" is literally just stalking is both a big ass mood and further proof that, yes, Logan is indeed the only one holding the braincell out of this disaster of a lot. God help them all if he ducks out in the next ep.

👀

And Thomas x Trash Can is my new OTP.  I dub thee ✨ "Trashmas" ✨

we sTAN TRASHMAS

Wait, does that mean Remus actually WAS in the ep? Cause, y'know, trash man?

hmmm

👀 👀 

Okay, okay. 

With how much Virgil and Roman were going off about Thomas constantly lying, I was (understandably) a tad bit disappointed my snek son didn't even make a fucking cameo, but y'know what? In hindsight, I'm okay with this it's fineee~

He was just off playing with shadow puppets and stealing money from us desperate, content-starved peasants with his sheer extra-ness and, honestly? Gotta respect the hustle. 

Get that precious, precious coin, dapper snake! Wring us poor losers dryyyy!

*evil snek laugh*

Also, this is a breather ep and adding Janus in probably would've caused unnecessary drama with the Roceit breakup and the constant antagonism between Virgil and him. It probably would've distracted from the point of the ep (flirting with social anxiety, exactly what it says in the tin)—much like it wasn't really Virgil or Remus's place to show up during POF. Does that make sense? I think it makes sense. Sorry, brain going brr-

Still, I can't believe the "Fuck Janus Sanders" Club is actually canon now 😂

God, first Patton in a skirt and now this. 

Thomas Sanders, you delight in fucking feEDING this gremlin nest of a fanbase, don’t you? You RELISH our screams of joy and pain and suffering, dON’T YOU?

What's next, actual canonical Janus and Remus interaction? Patton saying the fuck word? The Dragon Witch comes back? Janus's bowler hat gains sentience and takes over the world, Doris-style? What do you have planned, Thomas? Joan? WHAT ART THOU PLANNING, I MUST KNOW YOU HEATHENS YOU FIENDS-

And Virgil's little "would it be fair to him" comment, tho.

👀

Like, I get in the context of the ep, he was likely talking about Nico and how it wouldn’t be good for a potential relationship with Tomas to be founded on lies, but still...my anxceit heart aches, man. 

Gimme that sweet, sweet angst with a side of mutual regret and possible future reconciliation and maybe something more wink wink nudge nudge on top, pls

...and fries.

Honestly, tho, that entire bathroom monologue was fucking beautiful, man. And relatable, too—i can't tell you how many times I've talked to myself in public restrooms because I just didn't know how to get the words I wanted to say out. It's...kind of embarrassing, tbh

Speaking of embarrassing, uh, crying stall guy.

Just...

Crying Stall Guy

Like, I was expecting someone to come out the bathroom stall after Thomas stopped talking, but...I honestly wasn't expecting that. God, that whole scene was so cringe worthy and fucking hilarious

Honestly, Thomas in the ep in general was a huge ass mOOD and we collective gay/bi disasters ALL related with him, and if you say you don't, you're either lying to yourself or a demon. 

There is no in between 

sorry I don't make the rules

Like, I get this series is literally a gay disaster talking to himself for thirty minutes or longer, but like- EMPHASIS on the 'disaster' part 😂

Like...Thomas, you're lucky you're such a goddamn bean, because GOD, I cringing so hard when he first started talking to Nico

Although, I too have apologized profusely for genuine mistakes and am a flustered bi mess around my crush sooo

😅

And god, Roman's "thirty = old man" jokes made me feel old...and I literally just turned twenty, like, come on, man!

Maybe that's because I was literally watching this ep after finishing my ACT and had been sitting with a bunch of high schoolers, with their tiny fucking desks and tiny fucking water fountains smeh

*clears throat*

Anyways, uh, we STAN Nico Pintrovert Florés in this house

Like

He gives me such big Carlos from WTNV vibes for some reason and this makes me sooo happy

and YESS, he's a WRITER

And he's??? So sweet?? A pure bean?? Just sits on his laptop at the mall food court all day, like a god-fucking iCON?? A Nightmare Before Christmas fan?? weARS GLASSES??

my hEART

*cries*

The fandom seems torn between "Nicomas" and "Karrot Kings" as a ship name atm—personally speaking, I'm casting my vote for the latter

*crosses fingers* please dont be another janus x remus multiple ship name issue guys, please please please I can't keep track of them all-

*clears throat*

On that note, I'm guess I'm gonna go try and whoo over my crush with carrots now. If THIS disaster can do it and make it actually fucking work, god damnit, so cAN I

Meanwhile, in hell, my brain's just screaming "CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST-"

God, I hope Nico isn't just a one-shot character, he's too pure and Thomas and him are adorable gay Disney fans and I stan

Oh, I wonder how the other sides'll react to him.

Wait.

Oh god.

Oh god.

This ep just unleashed a new fresh hell of potential Nico x Sides ships, hasn't it?

Welp, time to prepare for ze incoming flood of fanfics, I guess. I'll get my umbrella and rain boots.

That last shot of Virgil during the endcard was so fucking ominous oh my god mom im scared can you come pick me up-

Goddammit, Thomas and Joan, I'm NOT fucking ready to be traumatized again, fUCK

I wish I wasn't a broke ass university student so I could contribute to Thomas's gloriously extra Patreon—both so I can support my favorite content creators who make this amazing blessed content and also, to join my boi Janus in fucking  destroying society by giving money to the people who actually deserve it, fuck YOU GOVERNMENT-

Okay. 

Okay. 

New headcanon time as to why Patton, Remus, and Logan weren't in the ep: they were helping Jan film that Patreon promotional video. 

Like

Remus directed it, Logan helped with the lighting and script, and Patton was just there as the cheerleader. 

The reason Janus made a dog with shadow puppets wasn't just to flaunt his deity status and prove how he is truly above us mere wretched mortals 

despite that being the absolute truth and we all know it, don't lie to yourselves

No, it was really him trying to do something cute and silly for Patton, because Moceit rights, daMMIT

*inhales*

noww 

guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

it’s time forr

the most wonderful time of the yearrr

WAITING FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

Step right up, folks! Hear ye, hear ye, my prediction for the next episode: Prinxiety v. Moceit! With special guest stars: Karrot Kings vibing in adorable gay and Intrulogical, bitter at being excluded aGAIN

Who will win? Who will lose? 

here’s a hint: we all will because in this sick twisted game they are no winners only losers-

Place your bets, folks! ✨

Haha im not readyyy~

tl;dr

this episode has cleared my skin, watered my crops, and ended my suffering—an adorable calm before the... angsty fucking shitstorm that’s coming far too soon. Prinxiety stans, enjoy your food. Place an 'F' in the chat for me and my fellow grieving Remus stans. Trashmas is the true OTP, but Karrot Kings is cute too I guess. I've only had Nico Florés for 24 minutes, but if anything happens to him, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself. Purple eyeshadow Virgil makes me question my sexuality aGAIN, and happy gay disney prince rights y'all. Say a big ole 'fuck you' to capitalism by giving your local dapper snake moneys. Concussion makes brain go brr and imma go buy some carrots and be gay now.

psst hey @quarantinevibes2020​ you wanna join me in being disaster-y? i’ll bring my best gay stare and you bring the wine

Until next time, my lovelies! ~ Ches 🖤

[sixteenyearoldrants]

entry number one - to my old friend group, i am not stupid.

disclaimer: this is basically a diary. when i was 8 i took a dork diaries quiz and it told me to write a blog as a form of venting, which is exactly what i’m doing right now. you should definitely not read this fellow tumblr users it’s boring and a waste of your time i’m basically just talking to myself. if you read this and think you know me irl, no you don’t. i’m using initials to replace names btw.

introduction to my rant

my school is tiny. it only has like 250 people in the ENTIRE school, and my year (the biggest year) has 53 people. over half of them are guys, so that leaves my options for school friends pretty limited. if you’re wondering why i don’t include guys as possible friend group joiners, there is absolutely no reason why, except the fact that there’s an unspoken rule that there are no mixed gender friend groups. at all. they just don’t exist in my year. they exist in the other schools in my town, the ones with over 900 people, but definitely not in mine. as of right now, there are seven friend groups in my year. all groups except group one are all girls

group one is all of the guys. they all have their own little micro groups, but usually all of them hang out in one huge group together. group two and three are kinda exclusive? like they’ve stayed the exact same people since day one, and they’re all actually really nice but i’ve never talked to any of them about anything that isn’t homework answers, so that’s a no. group four is the closest thing we have to popular people, except there’s not enough people in the school for us to have actual intimidating popular people and they’re too nice to be mean-popular. before one of these girls joined, she was a kpop stan and my best friend. she’s still nice but i miss how close we were before we drifted.group five consists of four girls (two of whom are sisters whos parents are first cousins!!!!) and are undeniably the ‘weird kids’. i’m gonna make a separate post later on why they’re considered this but it’s most definitely accurate name for them.

group six is my old friend group that i recently left because they were extreme bitches and sosososo toxic. they genuinely act like they’re better than everyone and judging from the shitty two years i spent with them, they actually think they are. the only person i actually like is LB, she’s the sweetest person ever, i love her to bits. she left the group with me for reasons i will later reveal.

and finally, group seven. this is the biggest group, with seven or eight people. i’ve always been good enough friends with the people in it, so when my old friend group got to be too much, they let me and LB hang out with them, and i’m so happy i was able to fall back on them. i’m a lot happier in this group.

the actual rant  - why my old group was so toxic

okay, so i come across as a very ditzy person. i laugh at the stupidest things. i zone out when people talk sometimes. i like to run everywhere, sometimes i skip. i always have to ask what’s going on because i wasn’t listening. i genuinely cannot stay serious. it’s just how i am. like i guess i am kind of a ditz? but i’m not stupid at all. not at alllll. as a matter of fact, i’ve always been really smart (except in algebra because wtf how am i meant to equalize algebraic fractions using coordinates???) but anyways i’m very clever. i can tell in two seconds flat if someone’s trying to bullshit me, i can win any argument purely through logic, i can persuade people by figuring out exactly what i know they want to hear without giving them false hope. right now, i’m doing the highest possible level in every class through my second language, in a school where everyone else grew up surrounded by it and i could barely say a sentence when i joined, and have never ever made a grade lower than a C+. 

i am not stupid.

but for some reason, because i’m a bit ditzy, this friend group took that as an excuse to treat me like i am stupid, and i hated it. it wasn’t so bad for the first year. it was normal. i may have been the most common butt of their jokes, but it was fine. there was no actual bad intent behind it, they were just normal inside jokes and stuff. but then, in second year, it actually started to sting.

i would say anything and automatically recieve a dirty look, for example, once i told them about my brother’s sleepwalking, because tbh if your brother unlocks the door and walks out of your house in the middle of the night to stand outside the neighbors door in his pyjamas and socks because he’s “borrowing the hoover”, ALL while asleep (he sleeps with his eyes open too which makes it even creepier bc he doesn’t blink he just stares with weird ass zombie eyes), you’re probably gonna think, ‘hey! that’s a funny story! i should tell my friends about that!’, right?

so i went into school that morning and told them about it really excitedly, and all i got back was one “... okay.”, and all of them giving me a weird look and giving each other knowing looks and then starting up a conversation about the posters on the wall in the room we were in, like i had never said anything at all. (LB wasn’t there. it was just the three bitches)

i know i’m just being dramatic. i know i’m too sensitive, but i had been so excited to tell them about that, and then they couldn’t be bothered to respond with anything other than a look. and it fucking hurt so much and i don’t know why but that memory just always stuck with me. after that i just kinda faded into the background for the rest of the conversation and didn’t say much.

but then i realized that a pattern was emerging. if i tried to start a conversation, i would get the “... okay?” and the looks would be given and exchanged. if i asked a question, i.e “wait, so *name* did/said what?”, they would exchange looks, giggle, and then say *insert my name* in a super exasperated tone and sigh, then continue without answering. they treated me like i was some sort of dumb dog, and i couldn’t stand it. constantly making snide jokes about me. i took the hint after about a month. they didn’t like me. i couldn’t make them like me. i just accepted it. but as you know, at that time i didn’t really have many other friend group options, and another girl had once left our group and they had talked so much shit about her when she left, and i knew they would do the same if i left. so i stayed.

eventually, in the last month of school, they started being bitchy to LB too. they would basically ignore her on the bus home, give her dry responses, just being typical bitches. it got to a point where we would be walking around at lunch, and the three of them would literally have their backs turned to us while talking under their breath so we weren’t included in whatever they were talking about.

i didn’t mind, i was used to it, but it was starting to get to LB. she cracked when i stopped to tie my lace while she waited for me, and the other three full on speedwalked away from us, no shame. she asked if i had been feeling left out recently, because she definitely had, and i was like “omg finally i’ve been wanting to rant to you about this forever” and i explained to her that they had never really liked me and treated me like shit and we decided to leave.

so we did. and now we’re with group seven, those ex-friends seem to have no problem with either of us. in fact, they treat us like nothing ever happened and treat me the way they did when they liked me.

so that’s something i guess. i’m not going back though. ever.

if you read all the way down to this i love you have a cookie.

❤ THE END❤

[just-jordie-things]

can you do 54 and 69 from the kiss list w richie??? id love you forever lol. also i absolutely looveee your writing!!

kiss prompt #54: Against A Locker Kisskiss prompt #69: Following A Kiss With A Series Of Kisses Down The Neck___

“Richie,” (y/n) greeted her boyfriend fondly as he leaned against the locker adjacent to hers.  He was always here between fourth period in lunch, so they could walk together to the cafeteria.  “To what do I owe the pleasure?” She teased.

They’d been together for a few months now, and she still had this ability to make him blush.  And Richie Tozier doesn’t blush.

“You’re a dork,” She giggled, poking his pink cheeks before shoving her things into her locker.  “Ready?”

“Ready as I’ll ever be,” He says with a grin, and leans forward to plant his lips on her cheek.  “You know, we could always just fucking ditch-”

“Hey!” A new voice chirped, and out of nowhere appeared Eddie and Stan.  “You guys coming to lunch or what?” 

“No” Richie pouted.

“No?” (y/n) repeated, quirking an eyebrow at him.

“We’re ditching today” He announced, wrapping a skinny arm around the girl’s waist.

“You’re... not gonna eat lunch?” Beverly asked with a scoff.

All three of them looked at Richie expectantly.

“No, my girl and I have better business to attend to” He said, smirking at the girl in his arms before quickly kissing her on the mouth.

Stan gagged.

“You’re gonna skip lunch to make out?” He asked with narrowed eyes and a look of disgust.

(y/n) looked at Richie expectantly, a smile on her lips while she waited for his answer.

“Absolutely!” He answered.

Beverly just laughed while Stan gave his infamous eyeball.

“They’re so stupid,” He said to his red haired friend.  “Seriously, first they ditch us at the quarry to make out- which no one warned me! When I went to get a towel from the car they were in there- hey!” 

Stan stopped ranting when he’d noticed that Richie hadn’t bothered listening, and already had (y/n) pinned to her locker, and they were so lost in each other’s lips they’d hardly heard anything Stan was saying.

“Sickos!” Stan shouted.

“Come on, let’s just let them be” Beverly tugged on his arm, pulling him towards the cafeteria.

Richie smirked against his girlfriend’s lips, and pulled away just enough that she could hear him when he spoke.

“That was a good day,” He mumbled against her lips.  “At the quarry.  Remember when you-”

“Yeah, I remember” (y/n) said before he could repeat it.  “And I told you we’d get caught and apparently we did”

Richie shrugged.

“I don't embarrass easy” He said, making her giggle before she kissed him chastely.

“Sure you don’t,” She murmured.  “Except for yesterday in History” 

(He had asked her if he should stop wearing jean jackets, because when she got cold and he gave them to her, they didn’t provide much warmth.  It was cute.  But he wasn’t expecting her to reply, “of course not, they make you ten times sexier” right in the middle of class, for their friends and peers to hear)

She could see his cheeks turning red again, and she smiled at the sight.

“That’s what I thought”

“Okay okay, shut the fuck up” He mumbled, and kissed her again before she could go on with all the times she’s made him look shyer than he is.

She hummed against his lips, and wrapped her arms around his neck, before carding her fingers through his hair.

It didn’t really matter that she was hungry anymore.  She was hungry for something entirely different now.

Richie pulled away again, but before she could complain, he was kissing her jaw, trailing all the way up to that spot behind her ear he knows makes her weak.  And as expected, she makes that little sound he likes, and her hands fall loosely to his shoulders.

He’s trying not to smile, so he can continue to kiss down her neck properly, but she still notices.  And she smiles to.

“What’re you smilin’ about, kissy face?” She asks, and he lifts his head from where it was buried in the crook of her neck.

He’s still smiling, especially when he sees her swollen lips, pink cheeks, and hooded eyes.  He loves that he’s the reason she’s breathless.

“You” He says, pecking her lips.

“Me?”

He nods, and kisses her again.

“Yep.  You” 

She laughs, and her blush darkens, much to his delight.

“Wanna... take this to the janitor’s closet?”

He laughs with her, nodding his head almost furiously for a full minute, while she drags him by the arm down the hall.

(It was their third time there this week, not that anyone’s surprised)

[supernoobslovers]

It's their 4th summer and pacifica and dipper are dating since a week. They come back after having gone on a date and they walk into the door and hear Wendy say just before she goes back to work:She says: I'll see you after work mabel and winks at her when saying that. Mabel: cya after work *innocent smile*

:lees meer:

*Mabel turns around and she's the couple* heyyyy guys how was your date 😏😏😏Dipper: i-it was great *a bit shy cuz it was their first real date that didn't go wrong in some way* *he blushes a bit*

Pacifica: yea it was nice *she holds dippers hand and looks at him * very nice*Mabel is about to freak out about the fact that those two hold hands*

So how was it here? Pacifica asked. Did you have fun while we were gone?Mabel: yea it was fun Wendy and I were hanging out until Stan came in and told her to go back to work.

Dipper: well glad you had fun while we're gone. I'll be right back *he goes upstairs leaving paz and Mabel alone*Pacifica: so what did you and Wendy do😏?

Mabel: Oh we just talked about some things.. You know just like normally and we made some stupid jokes and all yk the usual

Pacifica: okay sounds great so did anything special happen?*Mabel with an Innocent look* no not really why you ask?

Pacifica: oh no reason ^^

*dipper comes back*

Hey guys -dipper

Hey dipdop got your head back on I see -Mabel

You look like a dork now pines,

A cute one Pacifica said.

*dipper started to blush again* *Mabel takes a picture* this is soo going into the scrapbook!*after a while dipper and Pacifica are watching TV and Mabel and Wendy are coming back from their girls out (like a girls night except hanging out)Hey guys - Pacifica

Sup dudes -Wendy

Hey Wendy can I talk to you in private for a second?

Sure dude

*Pacifica and Wendy go outside to talk and Mabel joins dipper with watching TV**Pacifica and Wendy are outside*

So did I see it wrong or did you wink at Mabel when you went back to work?

Yes I did so?

So? So is something going on between you two?

*Wendy started to blush thinking of the idea that her and Mabel would be a thing would hold hands and be together like a couple*Wendy?

Hm? What?

Oh my gosh! You do *Wendy covers Pacifica's mouth* sshh let's talk somewhere else okay?*Wendy and Pacifica said goodbye to the twins leaving them confused behind*

What's all that about?

Mhm idk?

Did you do something? Did you ruin the date?

What no! And hey Wendy left to maybe it's your fault!

Pff as if that's possible

*they both laughed it off and went back to watching TV**Pacifica and Wendy are at dinners* so dinners is the place you wanna talk? Well better then at my home can't have privacy with all these boys living their. So anyway what is it you want to know?*blank stare* you know what I want to know! What's going on between you and Mabel?

Nothing, really we're just friends.

Just friends my ass I can tell there's something going on you even blushed when I... Asked about.. It..*Wendy started to blush a bit from embarrassment* ...

You have a crush on her don't you?

I-i don't know Mann it's just weird that I would I mean.. I did reject her brother because he was to young then why would I now fall for her?Ever thought you might be bi?

Well I mean yes but why would I fall for her she's the same like her brother, the same age, the same face, the cute smile, the Sparky eyes *without noticing did she talk more and more about what was so great about Mabel**Pacifica stares at her with a grin*

What?

Oh nothing it's just funny to hear how many things you like about her and still don't know why you can be in love with her. 😁

I mean I know why but it doesn't make sense..

Since when did love ever make sense? As long as I remember is being in love and that feeling just not making any sense at all

*starts laughing a bit* yea you're right dude thanks for the reminder that nothing makes sense :)

Eh you know what are girls for 😂

So you.. Going to tell Mabel?

No. I can't do that! I mean idk if she even likes me and besides that it feels unfair towards dipper

Why.. Does.. He still have feelings for you.. *she said trying to not sound to upset*

Wha- no of course not. I mean it feels unfair because I did reject him and then I would go date his sister..

*grabs Pacifica's hand* there's something you need to know

Pacifica dipper is over me last summer he couldn't stop talking about you and it was so obvious he was into you but he was nervous and denied it. But we all knew it he has moved on and he wants to be with you it's why he wanted the dates to be perfect!

*Pacifica smiles* was it really that obvious?

Well at least to me it was he acted just as awkward around you as around me when he was only 12 but I think you just didn't see it cuz you were scared

Paz: that might explain why Mabel doesn't see you're crushing on her

*Wendy chuckles* yea right!

Yea true I think Mabel just doesn't really see it . I mean she says she is so good at flirting but when she's the one getting flirted with she is blind

Sounds like you got experienced 😂

Ha no Mabel is nice but I am not into her so don't worry about that I'm not a concurrent!

Good to hear dude so uh shall we go back?

Yea sure and if you want I can check if Mabel is into you as well

*time skip to another day where Pacifica candy and grenda have a sleepover*

Okay whose next?

Uh I think it's mabels turn?

Alright Mabel t or d?

Truth!

Okay have you ever kissed a girl? 😏

*Mabel starts to blush and sinks in her thoughts*

*thinks about a certain girl* *thinks about holding her hand while kissing her gently* *she is turning red*

Mabel?!

What?

I asked if you ever kissed a girl but I guess you did 😏

W-what? N-no I never kissed a girl haha.. W-what this is a game not an Interigation!?

Okay it's so obvious you're hiding something

Yea come on girl you can share it with your friends

Okay I never kissed a girl before okay.. But... Well I mean I might of *playing with her thumbs getting a bit shy* think about it sometimes..

Oohhh

Do you have a special someone in mind -PAC

W-what no of course not 😅 ... *sigh* okay maybe I do!

*girls screaming like they did in the show*

Are you gonna tell us which it is?!

*stars blushing* *whispers under her breath* it's Wendy..

What? Who?

I-its w-wendy *blushing*

*girls screaming again*

For real?! Omg you gotta tell her! This is so amazing!!

S-so you... You guys are okay with that yk...

That you like girls too? Pacifica asked with a nice soft voice

Yea.. I didnt know if you guys would be okay with it

Why wouldn't we -grenda

Yea we're your friends -candy

Well you see at home in California...

Dipper and I would get bullied sometimes and.. Well o-one o-of those bullies *voice starts to crack* s-she exposed me.. A-and my f-friends they started to make fun of me a-and they left me *tears roll down her cheek* and now everyone at school knows a-and they hate me and don't want anything to do with me because I am bi and I was afraid you guys would react the same *sniffs while tears keep rolling down her cheek*

*Pacifica doesn't hesitate and hugs her followed by the other two and they have a group hug for a while*

*after a while Mabel was doing with sobbing they let go*

Mabel I'm so sorry that's what happened! But tbh I think I speak for all of us if I say that we don't care about your sexuality! You're or friend and just because you like both genders doesn't change a thing right girls.

No of course it doesn't -candy

I would like to talk to those girls with my fist -grenda

I think that's not the best way to solve it I mean we should prob be here for Mabel -PAC

*Mabel chuckles* *gives them all a quick group hug* thanks you guys *wipes a tear away* you guys are the best friends ever

*the rest of the evening was followed by playing t or d and other games and pillow fights and fake calls*

Okay so whose the lucky guy?

Actually it's a girl! 😁

So whose the lucky girl?

*she tried not to feel happy the chance that it was her was so small and she knew that if Mabel liked some other girl she couldn't confess she couldnt risk their friendship*

I'll tell you later ^^ so do you have any advice

Just tell them dude I mean what's the worst that can happen?

Idk.. That she doesn't like me back and that our friendship would get ruined?

*deep down inside her heart started to melt she felt happy she was certain it was her but... She couldn't hope that what if it really was someone else she should give her good advice! *

Okay how about you practice on me? *smiled with a small blush* *if she agrees to it I will hear it anyway*

Alright! Wendy I'm in love with you and I know we have an age difference and I hope that if you don't feel the same about me that we can still be friends *she gave an sweet angel smile*

*Wendy blushed and felt her heart beat raising*

Yeah like that.. The girl who youre gonna ask is definitely gonna say the same

Okay so you mean you're saying you love me to?

*Wendy turned red* w-what?

Wendy you're the girl I just confessed to you ^^

*Wendy blushes* huh... Well that was a smooth trick pines!

So what you say... Wanna try it?

*Wendy smiled* yes

*smiles* thanks dude

[farawaysoph-ie]

Yes, yes I know I've been obsessing but I've just finished Psychopath Diary and well, wasn't that drama Amazing? So here's a spoilers-full list of stuff I can't get out of my mind

This drama proved that Yoon Shi Yoon looks good in anything, the grandma outfit ✔, the prison uniform ✔, the red hat ✔

Playing someone like Dong Sik must have been so much fun, he was so dedicated to make that dork over the top in ANY situation

The real scene stealer of the drama though was Park Sung Hoon, he possessed the last brain cells of the entire cast and it showed. He was an antagonist I respected and was fascinated by. He was evil, cold and totally obessed with our main guy.

Dong Sik being a drama queen and overreacting was so fun to watch, especially in the beginning when he had embraced his psychopath self

All the films and monologues he went around quoting

The stupid questions he asked jerk director while pretending to be Jigsaw

They threw around the word psychopath, predator and profiling a bit too much for my liking, but I've seen worse in other thriller dramas

The ost for this drama was nice, especially the theme that always played at the end of the episodes

The whole copycat thing was distracting, but it made sense story-wise

The accumulated guilt dong sik started feeling episode by episode broke my heart

Officer Shim is a precious leading lady

I love that she is like so small but they never made her wear heels, that she was smart and competent until the end, that she had a moral compass like no other

I love the fact the she was not there just to be in danger: she was targetted by the murderer because of her father, because of her digging for the truth no matter what

I love that she doubted herself during the process, most of the times you see these characters that have so much misplaced confidence that I'm like... how?

Also my girl shoot the psycho in the end and took a bullet in the arm

Taek-Soo and Chil-Sung were so precious

Take-Soo thank you for showing that friendship is real and you don't have to romantically like your female senior colleague to respect her

"I see your beard is growing nicely"

Blood Brothers T.T

How could you think he'd betray you (my heart seriously)

Dong Sik family omg, you usually see so much conflict with stepmothers and stepbrothers (see psycho-boy family), but they just... loved each other so much? and I was like... is this really happening? did kdramaland gave us a functioning extended family...? Is this the real life?

The whole plan Dong Sik had for being a serial killer was actually getting beaten up and smiling like a maniac. But even then he ended up saving people. We stan one precious boy.

Thinking about it Dong Sik was actually the leading lady of this drama: nice to a fault✔, mistreated✔, not the brightest out there✔, has a rich guy take a liking to him✔

Park Sung Hoon was mesmerizing with his outfits and evil laughters, he slowly became the puppeteer pulling all the strings

The whole thing started with him being fascinated by Dong Sik, the elevator scene had me screaming, the music was so perfect but you'd still think they were flirting, c'mon

He thought he'd found someone who could understand him and then he discovered he was a weakling with amnesia, and how dare he be!

But ah! too late, he was obsessed so he wanted to take Dong Sik to his level and then defeat him

The dude actually set up cameras to watch Dong Sik murder the detective! Ehm sir you could have continued with being drinking buddies, this is all very intense

I think he was so intoxicated with these games that he slipped, he understimated other detectives, forgot other players, provoked Dong Sik the ultimate selfless guy

Dong sik escaping prison Only when officer Shim was being threatened (how is he so... good?)

The phone call was pure genius

Both of them

The glasses trick, yes take that, psycho boy, his blood brother taught him that

I'd have loved to see more of Detective Shim in action, the actor was amazing

Dong Sik letter to his mom T.T

It's not a fault to be nice

All the scenes in the escape room were hilarious (okay not the first attempted murder, that was just intense)

The team plans to go against the killer were satisfying, you could see them holding on against evil

The family reunion healed my heart, together with Dong Sik's dad shouting in order to drive away his son and not let him get caught by detectives

When Dong Sik showed up, painted his face with blood and then gave us the purest smile in the history of smiles

Did... did Dong Sik start throwing random stuff at a serial killer with a gun?!

And there I thought this drama could not pleasantly surprise me anymore

I loved that Dong Sik became a writer, I'd say that it suits him

Also they were giving me Castle and Beckett vibes in the end😍

All in all this drama was a rollercoaster, it went from hilarious to sinister in a heartbeat and delivered so many satisfying moments.

It wasn't perfect, but you bet it's one of the greatest kdrama I've ever seen and it made my top5, no doubts.

(Also I may add stuff to the list, I am so forgetting something)

[normal-thoughts-official]

aaaand we are back back again with malec livewatch! you can read the first and second parts before if you wanna, or filter out “malec livewatch” if ur tired of this absolute bullcrap

yes i know it’s been years. not my fault okay i was studying

today: post-wedding 1×12! and finally freedom from the terrors of s1

forever a slut for that scene where Magnus just does that hand movement and a bunch of shit starts showing up in the conveniently empty table ugh we stan. imagine if the special effects had been this good all the time they really used up 10 out of their 15 dollars and all the two favors from cousin Mike for this one. 1×12 was so inspired tbh only valid episode

Alec's clothes look so much better without the stupid ugly blazer? could do without the high waisted pants (why) but he looks so much better and also more comfortable. again i hope the costume department staff got a big, fat paycheck because the difference we see in him during the wedding vs post-wedding alone is just insane. he looks so much better and more comfortable and more himself, the blazer made him look stiff and again DOESNT MATCH THE REST. also nice touch that the blazer is the only part of his clothing with gold, the sh wedding color. he gets that off and everything looks so much better

Magnus looks even better post wedding too. like the clothing is already *chef's kiss* but he looks even prettier afterwards somehow. the hair is a little softer and he's less stiff as a whole (for obvious reasons), and aaaa hes so beautifulllll he's so prettyyyy look at his perfect soft little hair falling softly over his head and the PINK STREAKS possibly the best Magnus look i said what i said. especially with him all soft and smiley like that i big love him

sexiest thing about Magnus is how Jace does anything and hes like NO BITCH

the way he says "warlock tracking is stronger" with that smile......... hes so prety

that's a deep inhale he makes before using the tracking spell lmao u ok buddy?

oof i can only imagine how he felt when he was doing the tracking and he was suddenly hit with an image of Camille screaming and hitting in his direction,,,....,,,,,,, Fuck

love how Raphael just locked her in the basement thats so sexy of him we stan

"i punched her there's no way she'll help me" ugh still salty that clary of all ppl got to punch her but not Raphael or Magnus fuck this tbh

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT CLACE

they both look so giddy and happy to be talking after the whole wedding thing + camille drama like don’t look at me. alec can barely look at magnus because he’s so agitated but you have the smile on his face and magnus is also smiling disbelievingly and i just doaudjsuoiadsa i love they

seriously tho the way magnus smiles..... so private and disbelieving but also so obvious and he’s even looking down like he never expected stuff to go down this well..... bro i stan

i had forgotten about the specific cadence in which alec talks? lmao. there’s a certain tilt to his voice when he says “it’s so INTENSE” that i really love

also that’s a really funny line like honey who the fuck are you to complain about anything being intense. ur the most dive or die bitch in this entire building. and we stan

alec’s WIDE ASS SMILE when magnus says “you certainly know how to make a statement” I CRY. magnus looks so proud of him and still disbelieving that alec went this hard for him and alec is just still on cloud 9 that he really Did That and came out and magnus is just proud of him and wow he really gets to have this and duahdsudhsadajsas???? i adore everything about them

the way maryse shows up and magnus immediately recoils and alec immediately straightens up like magnus is lowkey expecting rejection and alec is just bracing himself for one of the hardest fights of his life

also their expressions are so funny like maryse is LIVID she’s absolutely losing her mcfucking mind with anger homegirl’s head is about to explode and robert is just looking like he pissed on the carpet or something

the way alec doesn’t back down at all is so admirable too like!!!! it’s one thing to make a big fuck you gesture, it’s another to still hold your ground against your abusers after that fact. but he really stands there and goes “this isn’t about you” “i’m the same person i’ve always been” and doesn’t give her an inch of room for clownery. like again once alexander gideon lightwood makes up his mind there’s no stopping him and there’s no going back and he’s just so fucking strong??? he really said “from now on i’m out and you’re going to absolutely deal with that and i will not compromise a single thing” and the lightwoods just had to deal with that lmaoooo 

you can see it in maryse’s face too, like after the “i’m the same person i’ve always been” she just pauses, realizing that she lost this battle without even knowing, she was on top of it a second ago and now there’s nothing she can do anymore and she’s just shook. and all that’s left for her is to scoff at magnus and leave, because that’s it, she lost every hold she had on him

alec’s little mouthed “what?” at “and all for a downworlder” too. i think part of him was like “wow she’s backing down already?” because you know he expected this to be a lot harder i think lmao. but i also like to think that there’s a side of “mom what the fucking fuck have you seen him he’s gorgeous and kind and smart and amazing and literally the best person i could have fallen in love with but go off i guess”

robert going all “just give her time” like he doesn’t understand what’s happening here at all. he clearly plays the “good cop” in the lightwood’s abusive dynamic tbh, like people often brush him off as being just spineless but i honestly think that he’s just the other side of her manipulative coin. specially with izzy, like, when izzy said fuck it and completely let go of maryse’s hold on her? that’s where robert came in, being the accepting, “nice” parent who listened to her and cared, and making sure she’d keep her loyalties. because he didn’t really stand up for izzy either and in the end he kept her still glued to the lightwood family through that, and kept defending maryse and izzy listened to him because he was robert. and i think that’s what’s happening here too, him trying to frame this as “don’t worry, she’ll come around” because he knows right then that alec is absolutely going to turn their back on them if that’s what it takes for her to be happy so he immediately slides in and reframes this under an affection light where everything will be alright! even if honestly i don’t think that’s what alec is really thinking about at all, i think he was 100% ready for a showdown 

and robert is clearly so disapproving and yikes at the whole thing too but he pretends he isn’t and like lmao

shoutout to their faces when robert asks “are you two in love?” like magnus just turns around like oh hell no we’re not gonna have this conversation and alec lights up for just a second with a small smile before he’s like wait wait no shit shit shit we’ve just met no of course there’s no love (and like... i don’t think there is per se, because i think love is something that takes longer to settle in, specially for alec, but i think the idea that he could talk openly about being in love with a man and even fall fully in love with magnus one day makes him super happy you know?) lmao dorks

tho tbh i think magnus shuts down that conversation immediately to avoid heartbreak. because i think that for this whole thing he was expecting alec to say something he’d hate hearing to get his parents’ approval, you know? like like i said it’s really unexpected and surprising/inspiring that alec didn’t back down an inch there, and i think he was expecting alec to kind of fall back slightly now, like, he played his cards and now he would negotiate with them, you know? find a place to make them comfortable. instead alec gives them a complete fuck you and he’s like... damn obviously super pleased but also waiting for the other shoe to drop

he just steps in like “pls no” and stops that conversation right there 

the way alec takes a deep breath and magnus opens his mouth then closes again quickly not knowing what to say and then changes the subject.... he’s really so scared of this talk and i just aaa

alec literally never fucking stops going from magnus’ eyes and lips in quick succession like alec. alec please. stop being horny for just a second man. please alec i’m begging you

it’s so cute how magnus mentions a date and alec is immediately like “hell YEAH we should do that” no hesitation like he’s 100% ready to leave immediately right now (i see his pause between “wanna... i don’t know, get a drink?” and “....sometime?”, i see it, you can’t fool me alexander) and also the fact that his first suggestion is something that he hates but that he knows for a fact magnus likes is so cute, like he immediately goes for magnus’ interests here and we stan

i also think that he’s come to associate drinking = dates after 1x06 and the way magnus called him specifically for a drink before he showed up too, like... it’s cute how he immediately came to associate those things because of magnus and just jumps into that because that’s what he knows. he’s so eager and like good for him

magnus’ SMILE when he says that like bro he can see how stoked alec is to go on a date with him they are adorable he is so fucking HAPPY i doubt he expected such a great outcome from this and yet here they are

ALEC DOES THE WHOLE LOOKING AT HIS LIPS IN QUICK SUCCESSION THING ONE LAST TIME BEFORE THE SCENE ENDS SHUT UP OH MY GOD HE NEVER STOPS. MATT DADDARIO THANK YOU FOR MY RIGHTS

next part

[wetookanoath]

Supernatural Season 6 | The Haunting of Loey Lane.

Shane and his Shaggy cosplay are everything I need to know to be asured this episode will be iconic. And look a thim go. I love him.

I am way too distracted by Ryan’s buttons being open, I’m sorry, I cannot fuction now.

“Oh, no voice this time?” Okay, but Shane’s smile is... fjnfiwsmdikr. Why is this man like this? Anyway... Ryan’s laugh and the way he just, turns on Host Mood again, holy shit.

The way Ryan is narrating this episode is even more precious when you look at the credits and see that he himself wrote this episode. “From guru to booru”, I fucking hate you, Shane. Ryan’s face, tho. That look between done and fond, same.

“I was very respectful”, honey you were high in medicine, shut up.

Weekend At Ghoul HQ, starring Ryan Bergara and real size doll Shane. “I believe you believe” it’s the creepiest shit, stop that.

Growing up in a haunted farmhouse? Same. Oh gosh, jokes aside, I’m gonna say this right now... I’m not going to discuss in public whatever I believe in what may happen in this episode or not. I’ve been realizing slowly that I don’t feel comfortable talking about these things online because believing has a lot to do with faith to me, and faith is part of my life in a way that is too important to me. That said, watch me make fun of my own faith all the time and discuss whatever else you guys wanna talk about with me regarding the show, the boys, etc.

Loey saying she has never been scared of ghosts it’s exactly how I feel about the paranormal and the supernatural in general. I mean, I don’t claim having any kinds of powers or touch, or what have you. But god, I would be so happy and enchanted by seeing a supernatural being right in front of me. And whatever may scare me sometime, it’s always human doing, it’s always natural, tangible, there. And even then, I do like being scared. So there’s that, I guess.

“Are we Bruce Willis in this situation?” how the hell did that came from what they were talking about, lmao. Another Willis mention this season, Mr. Die Hard will end up becoming part of the inside jokes in this fandom at some point.

“I love a little stirring” Shane looks so excited about doing Some Bullshit in this episode, and I saw how chaotic he was in his solo, I can’t wait to see it by myself. LMAO, this bit is both funny and kind of adorable. Also, witches AU.

“Why would you come to us uf you want us to fix it?” An excellent question I don’t understand either, to be honest. The show is not about actually hunting enthities or debunking shit, so this is... come on. I think we know what it is, lmao. But it’s fine, I like this House Call shit.

No ofense, but using a 100 hundred years old Ouija board as a decoration is like a horror movie plot where white people are white people about it. I love it.

*Rubs eyes and sighs deeply*

... What is Shane doing with his tongue? I, I, I don’t like that... Not a fan... Put that tongue back in your mouth, Shane. I don’t like this bit.

Shane calling Ryan a, like, passionate paranormal investigator and the bitch immediatelly saying he is insane is my aesthetic and also yet again, a great summary of the show.

“This is the part where you learn how truly boring it is to be a ghost hunter”, lmao. Talking about these parts, I love the colors we get from the cameras each time, I can’t wait to make the edit for this episode.

Oh man, it must be something to see these two grown ass men saying and doing stupid shit to get ghosts to listen to them and do something But also, Shane slowly walking towards Ryan to film a super close-up of his eyes, OKAY. They are so stupid.

That... that is a werid thing, Shane is right. Oh man, this is giving me flashbacks to that serial killer dude in The X Files that was obssessed with women’s hair/cleaning them up for burials. 

Okay, that thing Shane just did with his mouth knocked me out for a bit. Imma head out. “That sounds demonic”, this better not be the season’s demon investigation. And oh look, what’s a supernatural season without Shane giving hints of him being a demon? It makes it funnier how he never really talks about it anywhere. Like he obviously knows aboutt he fandom’s joke, and I’m sure he keeps doing shit like this to feed it, but it all becomes even better when he just... never says shit about it. It’s always Ryan the one who answers when asked about it.

Cats do tend to get spook at everything and look up for no reason at all, every time my cats do that and one of nieces or nephew is around and asks about it, I always go “oh, he is just seeing the ghost that lives here” and then their mothers want to kill me.

Yeah, you don’t... do that. Horror movie 101. Don’t ever give permission to shit to enter. “Hey, can I come in?” “No, bitch, go away” is always the answer lol.

Guuurrrrllll...

This bitch ass thingy in her home really is there because of her. If there’s something in there, it’s not the place, it’s her. Also bitch ass demons as always listening to Shane is everything.

I.. like how Shane looks in that blue lighting. “Oh, you know what? Not bad, not bad”, why is he like this. 

Ryan’s metaphores are excellent, imagine him giving talks to his future children by using weird ass metaphore and the kids just... staring at him. 

“I’ll take you home with me, I don’t care” LMAO, imagine this idiot walking into his apartment, “Hey Sara? I got a demon, can we keep him?” “No” “Too late, I told him he is staying!”

“Assert my dominance” the smile? Awwww. The awkward moves of his hand, fjnvidnfir, Ryan is so fucking cute, makes me cry.

... What is Shane doing? I love how they just leave Shane’s whatever there while Ryan talks to Loey, fkjdniednfirnfgirt. Do that more often. Love that hair, also. Long hair is the best hair.

Shane literally saying he will use all the power he has gotten by defeating demons it’s such a powerful prompt. He is giving us the power to create shit, use it well, demon Shane writers and fanartists. “Alakazam! Big bang boom, hope you like hell, you loser.”, I fucking love this dork.

“What does that mean? You guys have inside jokes?” “Yeah, we bonded” JFNIERDNFIRF SHANE.

Loey is me and Shane is my brother, this is how we usually talk when one of us is saying some bullshit kfdndiofmkirg

“What’s your name? Come on, what’s your name? I know that gives away your power”, Ryan out there getting advice on demon hunting by The Conjuring 2 is the biggest mood. No, but for real-- there’s actually plenty of myths and cultures that believe the way to defeat some sort of evil is by knowing its name. It’s really interesting, the kind of power we really do give to names.

Not really a fan of this. Man, I really hope this is not the season’s demon investigation.

Ryan Steven Bergara Stop Saying You Are Annoying Or Ugly Or Whatever Negative Shit You Are Always Saying About Yourself Challenge.

This is such a “So... you come here often?” type of situation, djnfisndief, I love this. And we are back at the ‘I hate Shane’ bit again, I really stan a twelve years old. The fond voice with which Shane says “I mean, you are having fun”, awwwwwww. Cuties.

Shane looks hella cute doing his fornite dance, I hate him.

Did that shit just laugh after scaring this poor woman? JFNFIENFIERNIGF

Christ almighty, Ryan looks so fucking small at Shane’s side, what the hell? Also, this is so... damn adorable. Shane trying to teach Ryan how to do the dance, it’s hella cute. Oooohhmmmygoodddddd, I’mmmmm meltinnngggggggggg... Ryan’s little dance, djnfienf he is such a bad dancer, I love him so much.

This poor woman is having a breakdown in there and these two bitches are just being... whatever the hell they are doing, lmao. “You are suggesting a ghost farted in my face?” “Yeah” AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ryan suggesting the demon is asking her out for a drink and looking at Shane while doing so, jfniednfir what the fuck is that. This demon suitor just doesn’t know how to ask her out on a date, lmao.

“Our job here is done!” and Loey’s reaction, dkjnfeinfir same.

Get haunted for the aesthetic, why not? Interesting episode.