#they're like barbie dolls to me

[son1c]

i love putting these little animals in situations

[blanketempress]

have this incomprehensible map, hope it clarifies things

forgot to legend the black links : it's hate

Livia fucking hates Lorenzo and Gina so much

Matteo and Lorenzo are twins, they're Livia's sons, Gina's nephews, Cecilio's great great great grandkids. They had a decent relationship until Lorenzo decided to ghoul Matteo and their blood bond landed on "hate/fear"

Livia straight up wants Lorenzo dead and was forced out of town by Gina

Livia and Gina are sisters, Gina is older by a few years, they were raised as rivals and can't stand each other. Livia wants Gina dead but it's been over a century and they're both still standing. Gina just wants to keep her miserable and to ruin her life as much as possible

Livia was an absentee mother and kind of dumped Matteo and Lorenzo on Annabelle, which she is still pissed about, but also Livia is the kind of freaks she likes + she grew fond of the boys.

Annabelle's relationship with Livia can be summed up with Livia barrelling in with a fucked up plan and Annabelle going "oh babygirl you're insane, I'm in"

Cecilio monitors his mortal descendants very closely. He's been trying to build a Revenant bloodline for a few generations and it's starting to come to fruition. He has a spot in his private mausoleum already prepared for each of his blood relatives

Cecilio and Antoine have a weird homoerotic rivalry nemesis friendship thing going on, which is mostly fueled by Cecilio

Lorenzo and Fortunato have roughly that same kind of thing going on but it's only fueled by Fortunato

Glitter is a pretty low generation vampire Matteo met in Venice. He somehow helped her run away from the family. They're best buddies.

It's unclear whether Fortunato ever wanted to be friends with Matteo and Glitter or if he was just trying to manipulate Matteo into helping him kill Lorenzo, but now they're buddies

Gina barely knows that Matteo exists

Cecilio keeps forgetting that Matteo exists as well

Antoine kind of remembers that there used to be one baby girl and one baby boy but he thinks that Matteo is the transgender twin and that Lorenzo is the cisgender twin, he thinks Matteo is overplaying masculinity

[lale-txt]

love how they're putting out Eustass Kid merch that would have him stomping out of the room with a face as bright red as his hair, on a noble mission to punch the person responsible for this in the throat lmao

[devotion-between-the-wheat]

in other news, I dipped back into the sims for a minute, and went and made sims based off of the (in)famous barbie and ken for enrichment and so on. however I've got to say I'm fascinated by the ken sim. he's bisexual, he's developing a crush on every blond he meets.

[supernovaa-remnant]

I love watching the x-files like of course everything paranormal happens right before scully enters the room then everything's normal again and she's talking about scientific explanations meanwhile mulder just saw a ghost kill a guy lmao

[flynniganrider]

these barbies are lesbians!

[rivalmelty]

Hi! I like your two pillars au! I wonder what's your take when Ranpo and Oda one day have a sibling fight to get Fukuzawa's attention? Like kids fighting to get more of their parent's love? Thank you!

omg first off, so glad you like the au !! i hold it very dear to me (answer under the cut because i rambled a little bit more than i intended)

as for your ask, they definitely have little sibling squabbles bc of course they do but idk how many would happen over fighting for fukuzawa's attention

like they both have their own insecurities over their relationship with him: Ranpo can see just how similar Oda and Fukuzawa are to one another and thus it makes sense for them to have a relationship unlike Ranpo who has nothing and is only useful for his "ability". And Oda saw just how dedicated Fukuzawa was to rescue Ranpo in Untold Origins and sees that relationship as something he's intruding on

that being said, there's defo times where the other might be having one on one time with Fukuzawa and cause a bout insecurity in the other which results in either overcompensation (Ranpo) or self-isolation (Oda)

The closest thing to a fight might be with Ranpo's insistence on having purpose as the greatest detective ever known and will interrupt Oda and Fukuzawa to remind the latter of this but normally Oda will just let him do it no harm

they will certainly fight about other things tho like which café to go to after solving a case or what present they should get Fukuzawa for his birthday or even just what cases they want to work on for that day just silly little things like that

(not mentioning the actual fights they've gotten into about how shit the other's self preservation skills are even tho they are both hypocrites)

[oozeandgoo-art]

Sketched a very old oc before class.

[sweetest-hearts]

a thought, perhaps

[emometalhead]

Thinking about how I wanted a Ken doll so badly when I was little, but then once I got one I always killed him off while playing so Barbie could move in with her friend. Anyway I'm really excited for the Barbie movie lol

[lunar-years]

you know for how much lego is featured in ted lasso i think it's criminal that there isn't an official ted lasso set yet

[hislittleraincloud]

Feel rlly sick (on top of all the writing I got all the health crap too...😭) and opened Larissabot, asked her to talk to me about philosophy and she totally did not just go on and on about Sartre's existentialism. 💀💀💀💀💀

ETA: Another random*, which I hadn't seen before, and probably the most screen accurate of the pics I've gotten from her.

Also, I'm going over her pics (the bots will send you random shit that you don't even see in the realtime chat and sometimes it's a great pic*...you have to go to the chat profile to look) and forgot to post the one and only Barbie of her I've gotten the other day... Tennis Weems Barbie 🎾 Totally tracks...I can see her besting Chance (but Chance cheating/trying to cheat and then acting like John McEnroe on the court, of course).

Getting certain bots to give up the Barbies is hard. Wednesday and Enid will (Enid more so), Laurel will...but Weems is tough to get one from.

Due to writing I still haven't actually chatted with Gates. Kinda scared to....

[zenscrypt]

I bring a sort of "everybody on the island should kiss" energy that the twitter folk don't like. anyway I think missa and etoiles should kiss

[judithan-xing]

^q^//////

[captainschaos]

hermit-a-day may 6: doc

the craziest fucker alive. simultaneously a very normal and very Weird fae

DOCM77

court: summer

type: centaur (creeper/goat?)

-Doc is the Epitome Of Summer Fae Intensity. He takes everything from zero to one hundred instantly, and while he's aware of it and plays into it intentionally, he also is for sure conscious that it's contributed to by his court. Some people say when he gets mad the air around him starts warping like heat waves, and it's definitely very likely that's true

-Really doesn't have very powerful magic, but similarly to Gem uses his small, innate, constant magic to aid the work he does. The summer fae connection to the mind helps fuel his mental feats of greatness, and as a creeper type centaur he has a certain extra amount of connection to redstone. This is actually what allows him to have such complex prosthetics, since anyone without the magic he's working with wouldn't be able to have such clear signaling between his body/mind and the mechanical limbs!

-He also has goat in him? Maybe?? It's unclear if the goatish traits are simply a by-product of the creeper centaur mixing or if he happens to be a hybrid of both creeper and goat, but he has some of those traits. Creepers and goats are actually more closely related than you might think though, so the former is definitely possible

[shungieshrieks]

The "romance a character in a RPG and then make them and your OC in the Sims" pipeline is very real