#thicc moss

[katiajewelbox]

Can you tell the plant from the animal in this photo? 

“And the Boscar (Bird Oscar) for best costume design goes to... golden plover chicks! They've adapted to blend in amidst the moss of their breeding grounds in the Arctic tundra. 📷 Twitter/Camilo_Carneiro #Oscars #Oscars2023 #Birds #Birding“

(Source: Wildfowl & Wetlands Trust Linked In page)

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THE BEAR | behind the scenes

[ephemeral-serenity]

being sneaky in the woods today

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Took my moss fairy out for a checkup and washed her off, she's thicc af lmao and doing really well, she has a lovely yellow stripe down her back now I don't usually see cause it's either in or covered by dirt. Her belly and legs are solid white, and she feels hefty

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Have a Me! Decided it's about time I do one of these, and ho boy am I glad I did!

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Pikmin concepts,,, ideas written below cut

pikmin,, concept,,,

red - harder body all around minus the underside and the stem, pads and cheeks secret an oil that protects them from fire that they rub over themselves, harder fingers/claws for fighting

yellow - fluff for electricity conduct, also light like dandelion flower, hooked thicker fingers/claws for digging

blue - more gills and scale like feeling on body, fins between fingers/claws and toes

white - lil mouth for shooting out poison, the more vibrant pink on their body the more poisonous

purple - big and THICC, larger arms for lifting heavier objects, bigger but shorter legs to keep balanced but slow

pink - antenna helps with flight direction and other senses, fluff like bumble bee, extra legs to help hold

rock - longer legs and arms to push themselves up, older rock pikmin have moss growing on them and possible cracks

glow - can be gloopy

ice - limbs colder than body thats how they freeze, also can use it to make it snow over other pikmin to be silly. can also crack. create icicles on themselves to attack

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So um… wow…. few things.

First: Hole you are doing well… I have always referred broken glass to… the forbidden rock candy… but no seriously, hope you rest up! 🍏🍏🍏

Second: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LIKE, FOLLOW, AND ASK!!! I didn’t think I was worthy enough of your wonderful presence to even receive a like… but you gave me all three… I am so grateful ;W; more stories are on the way!!!

Last: Speaking of said story, “Reader” isn’t technically a criminal, but is treated as one. She’s obviously not from Hyrule and the literally the first thing that she does is break through a fancy window panel of the castle. (That’s a long story for another time) Link (Wild) is just in love with her tho cuz she’s different and actually sees him as a person with feelings rather than an object to be worshipped. And also my OC is a Tall Thicc Queen and Link is just like… “Mommy”

Wild is “Mommy. I’m sorry, Mommy”

Sage is “I’ll MAKE you a Mommy”

First: Very forbidden do not eat. Do not recommend. Will do!

Second, OF COURSE WE'RE BESTIES NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY LOVE. ASK DREE AND MOSS HOW THAT TURNED OUT. <3333

Last: I love that all so much just breaking all the windows and Link/wild being like 'that one. that's the one'.

Aaliyah is also busty and mommy material.

FHOFHF WILD AND SAGE I SWEAR-

Cal is just 'I'm so sorry for breathing your air, mother please just love me.'

[hereliesbeetlejuice]

lmao I got so excited when I saw that ugly new makeup cause immediately I was like “oh kristen’s gonna have some shit to say about this”

PLZZZZ SKFJSKFJDJ I GOT A LOT OF SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THIS

and i’ve been trying to hold back cause i wanna keep this blog an overall positive place but in my deepest of hearts i am a hater through and through and it’s time to let that shine for a minute if you’ll indulge me

DC makeup:

the most gremlin he’s ever been.

hair was messy but still a bit too trimmed imo

the gunk in the teeth was A+ in theory but on stage it just kinda made him look like he was missing teeth. which honestly could also work but it wasn’t the most comfortable for Alex

beard was perfectly scruffed and patchy, looked like a dirty old man that was convinced he could grow a full beard but couldn’t

could use a little more moss around the face but still corpse-like and ugly in all the right ways

7.5/10

Winter Garden makeup:

now THIS is a man that’s just been sitting around collecting dust, moss, and mold for the past three centuries

the subtle dark makeup on the edges of the eye sockets made them look perfectly sunken, this dude absolutely does not sleep.

the cheekbone contour is a little more exaggerated than it needs to be and let’s be real, you just can’t make this guy look like he’s wasting away to the bone. and we love that about him

the moss is so PERFECTLY patchy around the beard it looks like it has its own ecosystem, 10000% chance there are microscopic species yet to be discovered living in there

eyebrows are perfect to me, dark, messy, with the furrow creases accentuated to give him that extra little bastard look

the wig changed around a bit, i like the length of the one on the right but the unkempt-ness of the left

bonus pic because i just think they did so well accentuating the features of his face without detracting from his expressions or overall appearance

9/10 we love this guy <3

Evolution of the Marquis makeup:

gonna preface this by saying do not come at me with “it needs to look dramatic so the whole theater can see!!” because i was in one of the last rows on re-opening night and i couldn’t not focus on what was going on with his face.

the beard.

literally traumatizing, disgustingly thicc and they made it worse by darkening it. looks like something my foot would accidentally touch in the water at the beach and make me scream

as sickening as the beard is somehow making it more fuller makes him look….more put together? it worked a LOT better when it was all patchy and pathetic

can we talk about the forehead slime. what is it doing there. where is it meant to be coming from. and why could they not at least MATCH THE SHADE OF GREEN TO THE REST OF HIM WHAT IS THIS EMERALD SHIT

eye makeup is still okay for now

the wig looks too purposefully styled and the way they made his hair a natural hair color except for a perfectly sectioned-off front portion? wack.

4/10

oh jesus oh god nevermind go back to the other wig go BACK

looks like the porcupine from Surfs Up remember the penguin movie with penguin shia labeouf

beard is still ugly but not in the way it should be. starting to add some green to it but it’s pointless when you can’t actually see it through all the hair

someone has made the decision to turn his earlobes emerald as well?

beard, wig, slime, all different shades can we plz at least keep it coherent

1/10 i’m keeping a point cause the eyes are still semi-okay

at some point someone decided he needed a tan?????

SO MUCH BRONZER ?????? FOR SOME REASON ???????

straight up looks like an oompa loompa

especially now that we’ve gone full green with the beard

0/10 go back to the chocolate factory

i……..

i don’t even have the words

this makeup look was done by a new makeup swing who i can only guess has never seen the show and was never given even a vague description of what he’s supposed to look like

the forehead slime has gotten out of control. it makes no sense, doesn’t even look like slime (which i’m assuming it’s supposed to be????), attracts way too much attention to the wig cap and microphone, crowds the face

listen. i know some of you like the dark rings because it’s similar to keatlejuice but first of all i have to say he’s not SUPPOSED to look like keatlejuice. these are two very VERY different characters and i think trying so hard to give them physical similarities is pointless and counterproductive to keeping the originality that’s made this show as successful as it is

that being said. i am not OPPOSED to the IDEA of the dark circles but i think they were executed so, so poorly here. i’m not joking when i say when i first saw the pic on the left i thought he was midway through taking his makeup off. they didn’t do anything to blend the edges or make it look naturally sunken and it hides the eyebrows and therefore a big portion of his range of expression

speaking of eyebrows it’s giving how the grinch stole christmas

the beard has gone full-on chia pet. it literally looks like someone grew it in a planter. horrific

idk whose idea it was to place a random green spot on his nose but it looks like a radioactive booger and it’s insanely distracting i don’t even know what the intention behind that was supposed to be

overall it’s way too loud, way too crowded, way too much going on. alex is an all or nothing performer, we don’t NEED all of this to remind us he’s a dead guy. not that he looks like a dead guy anymore he looks like an 11 year old’s joker cosplay

like i’m not trying to be mean but i genuinely, truly can’t fathom how these were done by a professional makeup artist when i sincerely believe any random fan could’ve done a better job like i know that sounds rude but that’s how confused i am this feels like a prank there is just no way an entire production team looked at that and said “yeah looks good” like i can’t fathom it

-20000/10

anyway. thanks for indulging me while i let all this out cause i am so frightened of what it’s gonna evolve to next. i’m also a little upset at the inconsistency of it all, his makeup design literally changes on a nightly basis these days and that’s not an exaggeration. i get it if they’re trying things out but to change it so often this late in the game is jarring tbh. i’m theorizing they may be trying different looks to see what would be captured best on the proshot and if that’s the case all i can do is BEG them to understand less is more cause i cannot stress enough how little i want to see All That in HD.

tldr; he used to look like an actual dirty old corpse, now he just looks like a kid’s halloween costume.

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What if snare has like a lil terrarium instead of a playpen like a human kid

Like lots of moss n plants and soil and stuff and its nice and warm and humid so the little baby can have a place to relax :)

What is he talking about I do not know.

Imagine Screech causes chaos by purposely shaking the terrarium and Seek just loses it like “Curses child, I just got that toddler to sleep!!”

But I feel like snare would be more a “shitty terracotta/clay pot” kind of baby. It’d eat the delicious clay for nutrients. Or maybe not even clay- maybe one of those extremely delicate fiber pots it’d gobble that shit up like a snack. Tastes like pancakes and sates the critter temporarily. Snare loves them.

Are they pancakes stolen off of dead intruders??? WHO would in their right mind would take pancakes with them while exploring a seemingly abandoned hotel??

It’d be cool to think of what entity..”pancakes” are. What snare defines AS pancakes. Is blood used in them?? (Blood pancakes ARE a thing.) Actually, blood could be used to replace the egg components due the complete lack of eggs.

Are they real thin or real THICC pancakes?? I like to imagine their thin yet biiig and sorta crusty around the edges. Served in stacks or even as just individual. The closest I’ve been able to show you guys is this.

(‘But Rush!’ You might say; ‘those are basically crepes are!’ I put a pipe bomb in your mailbox. Open your mailbox open it open it now)

Update: Found an even more accurate pic of what I’m talking about. Behold. Blood pancake. Do not ask me to censor blood pancake. You came here, to the horror blog to look at horrors. You will get speculative biology and blood pancakes. Bare witness.

Witness it. Witness the pancake made with pig/maybe reindeer blood depending on were you live.

Full of iron and proteins. Mystery entity, Snare and Screech will grow big and strong.

All the first floor entities actually share food together at a big old dining table, so everyone can witness Snare wolfing them down before attempting to steal other people’s pancakes. (Much to the great and terrible ire of Halt, Seek and Ambush alike.)

I wonder what fucked up syrup/butter they put on these things.

I might have said entities are obligate carnivores but that was thrown out the fuckin window given all the lore these past few months. Omnivore it is.

Ambush would make them big and fluffy btw

[nyctophiliq]

I hope I made it in time!!!

I am 18 :)

The fandom I want to be matched with is Overwatch!

I would prefer to be matched with a male character!

I am a female and I am 5'3". I love reading and writing, big hobbies of mine. I also love going on walks. INFP and Cancer. I love fashion and dressing up and am currently in a goth phase of mine lmfaooo. But when I don't feel like it I would call my style vadalism/early 2000s ish. Big pants, heelys, all that fun stuff lmao. I have red hair and blue eyes and am thicc in the best way (who doesnt love a little pudge to grab in all the right areas??). I have two piercings on my ears and always wear cool earrings. I wear glasses as well.

I love just hangin out and watching anime or playing video games and I also really love organizing and just cleaning sometimes when the mood calls for it!

I would say I'm pretty funny and fun to be around and love talking, so I would like someone who doesnt mind listening to me ramble sometimes lol. I also love listening to people, so just someone to talk to :)

I hope this works! Thank you so much moss, you're the best! Have a great day and stay awesome <333

your match-up and star messenger is . . .

GENJI SHIMADA (isfp) !

you are the "super affectionate and bashful" couple

the youngest of the shimada brothers is a man who isn't afraid to go all out and put on some clothes that people don't deem traditional for him to wear. he will let you use him as your dress-up doll and will gladly wear anything matching, as ridiculous as it might be, he will wear it.

genji might seem uptight if it even is the right for it but with you, by his side, you help him be more idealistic, give in to the temptation of cuddles, and come back with his own flirtatious comments. but it is so rare, the man is so bashful he needs a doctor. he loves that you are not afraid to dress up and your body, he could go on and on about your body. not in a weird creepy way, but in a loving, caring way that twists your stomach because it's so cute as he blushes.

genji is a great listener, he might not understand everything you are talking about but he will try and be as supportive as he can with every word you utter to him! your constant talking, writing, and reading push him to grab a book himself or try to write one of his favorite memory as a bedtime story- the thing is that you encourage him to be creative.

he learned his whole life that his home should be organized, tidy, and the neatest place in the world so when you have the urge to clean, he is right by your side to help you with whatever job you fit for him. he isn't afraid of video games, he just has a hard time understand the mechanics but once you help him with it, he might as well get better than you.

some aspects of your relationship would be:

fighting over who is choosing the movie or anime to watch on your regular friday movie nights

getting on hanzo's nerves alongside kiriko is always fun

walking dates! it might sound strange but it's a real thing and real fun especially when genji knows all the hot spots with beautiful sights and a great all-around environment

him teaching you how to throw shurikens and even engage in a sword/katana fight!

MEETING EACH OTHER !

version 1

it was the last plushie of your favorite anime character on the shelf and you promised yourself that no matter how much it costs, you gonna spend that money because hell- they look cute! so you reached for them, mesmerized that it was real and that you were finally getting them before a green-haired girl came and started yelling your hair off, demanding you give her the plushie because it was a life or death situation. she kept waving her hands, trying to grab it out of your arms and in the process hitting your drink out of your other hand. you were just about to start complaining when a tall man appeared, pulling the girl aside before taking the scene around him in then turning to you with a kind smile on his face.

"my apologies for her rude speech, may i interest you in another cup of your drink on me?"

version 2

the fastest way around the base was never the elevators, it was these cool shoes you got yourself alongside d.va. they had a wheel in the heel and if you launched yourself right you could roll on it from one end to another. it came in handy especially when you had to deliver papers and you were just minutes before the deadline. today was like that too, being late because your laziness got the best of you so you took off, the place around you looked safe to scoot around in until one of the robot-looking things started to move and you ended up tripping over them.

"you should be more careful around the base in these... shoes. let me take you to angela, please."

YOUR SONG IS . . .

tell me by wonder girls !

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All Characters, staff members and anyone else who is relevant

Austin Flowers

Axolotlpy

Bad Guy

Bee Oui

Clampy

Classic (munmun)

Cornpy

Cow (ouioui)

Cowpy

Cubepy

Dark Sucklet

Dinkle

Donuts

Emamouse

Emerald Peepy

Fertilizer

Fish Car

Frederick Gumdrop

Freezerburnpy

Gejog Doug

Glee

Gold (ouioui)

Golden Peepy

Homie

Jams

Lemon (ouioui)

Lemonpy

Mega Peepy

Micro Celeb Dinkle

Mistakepy

Moley A

Moley B

Moley C

Moss Sucklet

Mushbuh

Party

Picnic

Piggy

Pink Peepy

Poison Sucklet

Purple Fuzz (ouioui)

Purple Fuzzpy

Shroompy

Silver

Sincho

Soft~ Dinkle

Sterling

Stinker

Strange Guy

Strawberry

Sucklet

Super Sucklet

Sunny Day

Thicc Brungus

Tigerpy

Tobias Toys

Tomato

Ypeep

Youfo

Youthful

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#also i wouldnt recommend growing vegetables in tires just cause it's not worth the risk irt chemicals leaching into the soil

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

These pale salmon daffodils are my favourite variety, unfortunately can't peg down the exact cultivar. My best guess is "pearly dawn".

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Frogue...

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Our lemon tree produces thicc skinned lemons 😳

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Peony "garden treasure"

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[jorvach]

Fenthick Moss.jpg Based on a joke on the Neverwinter Nighting discord server :D

He looks more like a Halfling, my art sucks, but in my defense I did this in about 10 minutes without any guides or tools sooooo...

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I want to draw all the women with Adam’s apples

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Aren't friendships the best, guys?