Steve having his long legs wrapped around Billy’s waist is just… ✨ perfect ✨
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pov: smoking and talking about healing from our trauma
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who wants some stringed beef
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when historical fiction authors think that making the atreides 'old-man-like' will make them unappealing
you FOOLS. you absolute SILLIES.
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weather report why is your ass so fat
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imo dante makes up for lack of ass with the front bulge
I mean. Sure. But like. There’s nothing wrong with him not having an ass. He’s still got an athlete’s body and he’s still outrageously good looking. Dante frequently gets voted high up on those “best looking VG heroes” type lists, so really, he doesn’t have to compensate for anything in the looks department.
But the number of people that will insist that he (and Vergil too) are truly dummy thicc/he has this phenomenal ass and it’s some sort of prerequisite for being attractive is just. Beyond hilarious to me.
Meanwhile I’m just sitting here fondly remembering Metal Gear Rising every time this comes up like
ah yes the halcyon days of the glorious cyborg booty.
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i was bullied when i was younger for having glitter on my nails and so i havent in years but i was painting my nails today and went hm i think i would like to put glitter on them so i did and my soul is happy and sparkly!!
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I havent posted any selfies since the gRAndIOus face reveal like months ago so here bc i rlly liked my fit and my C U T G 🤩🤩🤩🤩
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guess who's currently working on FIVE full-length BotW fics
that's right, it's me, the dude who was no idea how to commit to things
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my thighs are ✨burning✨
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leo is my name and pink twink jimin is my game
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In case some of ya’ll still doubt the THICCness of Maxie is equal to that of Violet....
Your doubts have officially been squished.
HUEHUEHUEHUE >:)
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There are so many nice parts about Angeal but can we talk about his huge bul-
Meanwhile: Angeal wants the floor to swallow him whole while looking at Sephiroth, awkwardly pleading with his eyes for him to stop the redhead.
Sephiroth, much to Angeal’s chagrin, smirks and says wants to see where Gen is going with this. Angeal sinks further back into his chair and won’t acknowledge any of the appraising looks he’s getting.
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So because i have zero (0) life and zero (0) shame i decided to edit one of the erotic cards Arthur can collect into my OC Cole
You're welcome cuz she's hot
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BELLUM. imagine remembering in my alive AU that Yashamaru hasn’t seen himself in like 10+ years
jackass prison guards didn’t ever give him a mirror, even when he had a comb to make sure his hair didn’t get all nasty
imagine him looking at himself in the mirror for the first time when he gets home
his hair is longer, he has more lines around his eyes, he’s lost enough weight that some of his bones stick out and his cheeks are kind of hollow and his already wiry muscles are so much smaller from disuse and he’s back to being a twig like he was as a kid
like he’s pushing 40 now and he looks like it
his eyes go wide and everything like imagine looking in the mirror and seeing this weird stranger staring back at you
he’s shook
he just laughs and leans against Gaara and is like
“wow, when did I get OLD? I look like my father!”
and then his laughing turns into crying because fuck he’s missed so much how did this happen
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Ok so its nearly midnight and im tryna do yugioh eyeliner. Like the rest of my face got no makeup just... eye makeup. Also it green cuz i got bored. But the eyeliner tho. Not as thicc eyeliner as i’d hoped but ya no. Also pleas ignore the nasty camera quality lol my phone’s camera kinda sucks
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