#thin mints are the superior cookie

[fluffypotatey]

how come you can still live in the same state and yet encounter two types of girl scout cookies????

[javierpena-inatacvest]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers 💗

Eek, hi friend!!! 🥹💕

1. Warm weather- it’s been in the 50’s here the past couple of days (which is boiling for the Midwest rn) and I’m living for it!!

2. Candles- I am a slut for a good candle, catch me in the candle aisle every time I’m at target

3. Board games- this one only applies to bird games I know how to play, if you try and teach me a new one, my brain will shut down completely 💀

4. Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies- the superior flavor, and the only troops I support 🫡

5. Hockey- I played it all my life and I am going to 2 Red Wings Games in the next 3 days so the NHL has been on my mind!! 🤪

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

I have to speak my truth.

The Girl Scout cookie bakery that makes tagalongs and samoas and thin mints is infinitely superior to the Girl Scout cookie bakery that makes peanut butter patties and caramel delights and whatever they call thin mints and I will not pretend otherwise.

[otrtbs]

re: your girl scout cookie post, i am intruiged to know your thoughts/feelings on thin mints as well as the lemonades (if you have any)

i feel like girl scout cookie lovers are very divided when it comes to coke flavors and have strong opinions (which i love and as they should)

(caramel delights are the bomb though and i cannot imagine living without them, i ate an entire box the other day)

okay !! thin mints are good as long as they’re cold and refrigerated!! controversial?? perhaps, but that’s the only way i eat them

and i used to love lemonades when i was a kid !! my mom would pack them in my lunch box and it would be the highlight of my day! but now that i’m older i don’t like them anymore 😭 i think it’s the icing on the bottom that i don’t like :(( but yeah i don’t buy a box of them when it’s cookie season

now i have to know your thoughts on them as well!!

(also yes caramel delights are the superior girl scout cookie by far!! so jealous 😭😭 I SWEAR I ALSO EAT LIKE THE ENTIRE BOX IN A DAY they’re just so good!!!)

[girard]

miss amanda i need help i ordered girl scout cookies at 2 am this morning and they won’t be here for 7-10 days and it’s 11:33 pm and i’m about to cry in the shower cause i want them so badly right now

IT WILL BE 7-10 DAYS BEFORE U KNOW IT!! stay strong

[something-tofightfor]

My local dealers were very good to me today.

Unfortunately our region didn’t get the Toast Yay cookies which I am sad as hell about, but I’ll make do with frozen thin mints.

.... gotta make a trip to Target because my Din and my Ezra candles both burned their last flame on the same day.

May stop at a craft store and look at some molds for resin on my way home.

And then I am locking myself down with Din Djarin for the rest of the afternoon/evening.

Also, if anyone is interested:

Ezra NSFW alphabet drops tomorrow at 4:30 PM.

[potatoesandsunshine]

frozen thin mints... what's better than this

[brightengale]

continued thread with @shattered-catalyst​

“Trying to liberate them can be tricky business. As long as they aren’t actively hurting people best to leave them alone, Kitten. And Girl Scouts give us access to the one true power! And that power is Thin Mints. If they come knocking again you definitely open the door and use my card to buy at least three boxes.”

[akaspiderman]

i want to eat girl scout cookies but alas, i don’t have any girl scout cookies

[atrial-ofhorror-if]

Meredith and making playlists ! <3

Morgannnnn! I’m embarrassed by how long this took me.

I will take the judgement with grace tho.

You were at Meredith's flat, a place that had become dubbed as the villa of pleasure. Although you still didn't understand why. Despite the image that Meredith tried so desperately to keep up, you bet that no one would have guessed that she was –

"MC, would you be a dear and throw those pizza boxes in the trash? It's starting to stink the place up."

--a complete and utter slob. Old food containers were scattered in her kitchen, filling almost every counter space. Dirty dishes were piled so high in her sink that you feared the whole thing would come collapsing down by one bad breath.

Her living room wasn't any better, although living specimens were designated for the kitchen (you thank GOD for that). Shoes, random scraps of paper, and other miscellaneous items scattered the wooden floor. The couch was packed with what you hope is clean clothes.

"That is it!"

Your shout makes Meredith raise an eyebrow delicately. She's stretched out on the couch, like some plebian model in nothing but a sports bra and shorts, with a magazine in her hand. Her typically curled hair was damp and slick against her head as a Thin Mint dangles between her lips.

"Meredith, your house is on the borderline of needing to be condemned! There's nowhere to sit ---"

"I did offer my face."

"You have trash everywhere, and --" You stop as you think you see something skitter across the living room. "Was that a fucking rat?!"

Meredith looks to where you're pointing and rolls her eyes. "I don't have rats."

"How would you be able to even tell underneath all of this??" You take a deep breath, trying to calm yourself. "Look, Mers. Your house is a mess; inhabitable would be putting it loosely. What you need is a good deep cleaning and--"

"And who do you propose to do the cleaning?" She munches away on her cookies, barely looking up from her magazine.

It's your house! You want to yell but know that it's hard to reason with her when she gets into one of her moods. "Why don't we have a little competition? Whoever makes the better cleaning playlist will have to clean up."

"Cleaning playlist?"

"Yes! Pick songs that make you feel things, anything. It just has to help you keep moving." And hopefully clean.

She sits up now, a pile of cookie crumbs tumbling onto the floor. "Hmmm, interesting." She stretches, her muscles flexing as she twists her body. "Fine, and what does the winner get?"

You blink, "Uh, not having to clean your trash fill of an apartment?"

Meredith licks her lips, bringing her fingers up to her mouth as she sucks the remaining chocolate from them, "I want something else. How about the winner gets to request anything from the loser for a week?"

You frown, "On top of cleaning your mess?" You think about it and then agree, sure that you'll be able to edge her out with your superior choice of music.

You two separate to different parts of the apartment. You in her bathroom and her somewhere else. Looking at the mess in the toilet fills you with more vigor to win.

Twenty minutes pass by, and you two meet back up in the living room. You play your mini playlist, a selection from your favorite genre and artists—the moods ranging from sentimental to aggressive to moody and then happy. Meredith looks barely impressed when you're finally done but nods.

She goes onto her phone and plays her list. It’s nothing but love songs, singers crooning as they profess their eternal love. Some range from soulful and deep, others light and wispy, the only thing that was constant was the message. That their love was eternal. She’s watching you closely, as you try and look everywhere but her. Your ears-tinged red.  “’Cause I’m never gonna do anything to hurt you or mislead you, I love yooouuuu~” 

The last song makes you feel… weird like you were witnessing something foreign and new before you. And you know she knows.

"Well?" She said expectedly, her eyebrows raised as a smirk grows on her face. "What did you think?"

You clear your throat, trying to find the words that were seemingly stuck in your throat. You cough, "Not bad." Your voice sounds hoarse, and you're mad at yourself for sounding so…Smitten. "What even was your inspiration for this?"

She shrugs. "You were. You said to pick songs that make me feel things, and these songs articulate my feelings for you.”

You hated to be called a sucker, but you suppose that’s what you are when it comes to Meredith. You end up cleaning the whole apartment, and by the time the week is over, your thighs have a familiar but pleasurable ache.

[blackandwhiteandrose]

16 & 25!

16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

I had no idea this was controversial until I ended up with a bunch of friends that hate it. I, personally, am a big fan of mint and chocolate. I have mint chip ice cream in my freezer right now and I will never pass up a Grasshopper/Thin Mint cookie situation, either.

25. would you say you have good taste in music?

I'm really not sure what makes someone have "good taste" in music? I know there are plenty of people who want to tell you they have superior musical opinions, but what's the criteria for that, really?

If I was going to describe my preferences, I'd call them "eclectic". I do formal writing to movie scores, I have an alt/pop mix playlist for fic writing, and I like to drive to rock and hip hop.

Sooo... whatever that says about me.

thanks for the Qs, @mostlyinthemorning!

[trashpiile]

thin mints are the superior cookie and you can fight me on this idc

[carcinized]

*insert pleading fuck off emoji*

just realized that described summer when she was looking for the middle finger

ha

we're hilarioats arent's me

fuck

spelling is gone again ig

also yes we are superior! like thin mints to grasshoppers (real gs cookies to fake grocery store, in case you don't know)

~(bestie) Abhorred anon/Adam

this is literally all gibberish to me except for thin mints i know what thin mints are

in conclusion, adam?

go to fucking bed

[taylortruther]

Opinion on Girl Scout cookies?

thin mints are superior, lemonades/lemon-ups are underrated, the new toast-yays were alright, and the rest can go to hell