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bulgeun-wihyeob · 1 year
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as is customary for 4/20 , i am out of my mind zooted . that being said , here are my stoned thoughts on different fallout 4 characters as stoners . nonhumans are humanized because it's funny . think like- a college au ig . don't take this post too seriously please 😭🤚
Companions
ada: can take three blinkers off a cart and be fine , tbh she probably smoked a decent amount with her original crew
cait: ✨ seasoned stoner ✨ , doesn't smoke much anymore but she'll engage in the doing of some good zaza occasionally , makes fun of deacon for smoking to become poetic
codsworth: would vomit after even breathing in secondhand mary jane smoke from twenty feet away
curie: has smoked weed to test sciencey shit that she was curious about , has a decent tolerance
danse: has never smoked weed in his life . decided not to after being half-blinded by stepping into a hotboxed room
deacon: among the ✨ seasoned stoners ✨ , has a MAD TOLERANCE because he's depressed and uses pot to make himself more poetic , he smokes to forget but he always remembers
dogmeat: if you give your fucking dog weed you are awful please do not let the dog hit the bong
hancock: ✨🍃king seasoned stoner 🍃✨ , his bare minimum with pot would have any other humanbeing dead burned and buried , smokes with deacon and cait sometimes , provides others with that good zaza
maccready: smokes sometimes either to feel ... deep and edgy , or nothing at all . would shove all the weed in his mouth if the cops came knocking , chew it up , and swallow it . buys from only the fInest most credible dealers
nick: he smokes every once in a while for similar reasons to deacon (it makes him more poetic) , his weird fucking 50's detective coat flaps in the wind more dramatically when he's stoned (he's some weird cosplayer like hancock ... nobody knows what his deal is)
old longfellow: nah this man is on smth a lot stronger than pot 😭🤚 i remember nothing about him as a character but looking at him scares me
porter gage: he is constantly crossfaded . he needs to be to cope with the dumb fuckin edgy junkies he hangs out with . he's dumb and edgy and a junkie too though so ... hypocrite ass
preston: he coff coff 💨 ouchie lung hoit 💨 coff coff 🌬️ no more zaza for pressie (he literally just looked at a bong and greened out)
strong: don't let him anywhere near any drug the entire human race would be wiped out (don't ask how my brain is starting to fizz and dissolve)
NPC's
amari: she'll pass weed along for friends if they need her to but she isn't too into smoking it . carrington Might be able to convince her to join him for a joint but it's rare
arturo: he'll share his zaza with you 🥳 only really smokes on weekends or holidays to avoid issues during the week . it's just a nice relaxing thing he usually does on his own
desdemona: this poor woman is so fucking stressed someone pass her a bong and a bucket she can sobb into . she smokes with carrington . they're both so stressed they're barely sophomores in college and they have gray hairs
drummer boy: he gets so weepy when zooted like please look after him 😭 wrap him up in a blanket and don't let him think . talks big game about smoking but he'd pass out in a hotboxed room
carrington: his tolerance is godly . he's been so stressed his whole life that he smoked in HIGH SCHOOL how scandalous~ would end another person's life for a fat blunt
crocker: 💀 this fucking wackjob is trying to find a way to mix Adderall and weed . hancock thinks he might just be a genius and everyone else thinks he needs to be behind bars
fahrenheit: oh girl she hangs with hancock she's blazing it in a back alley on campus in the middle of class , has some silly bimbo girl friends she likes to smoke with
glory: smokes with deacon and drummer boy primarily . will make fun of drummer boy for being weepy but takes care of him (not cuz she cares abt him 🙄 he's just a little worm) if he gets too bad . also smokes with des but they're gay asf eww
ingram: smokes very rarely like on special occasions . she doesn't have time to drift off into zazaland on a regular basis
irma: classy lady who smokes the finest quality zaza because she can . gets really really flirty with amari while high . gets flirty in general while high tbh . somehow fully aware/grounded the whole time tho
jun long: he ALSO smokes to forget but he always remembers . idk even if he didn't have a son thag died i feel like this man is HAUNTED like he needs that bud to survive
kent connolly: oh no no no don't give him weed . no good for the good little man . no good at all he cannot have that . give him a comic book and have him wait in the hall
magnolia: she smokes weed rolled in fucking rose petals . she deserves it tbh . smokes with kleo , irma , and daisy . sometimes her , mac , and deacon will sneak out to smoke in the park
marcy long: thinks weed is for lazy bums with no ambition . she takes care of jun when he's zooted but lectures him later . she wouldn't be caught dead with weed anywhere on her
myrna: she's too uptight to have ever smoked weed ... she is sucha fucking square
percy: he needs weed to cope with myrna . she's like his bossy mean toxic girlfriend who thinks he's inferior to her or smth idk man where am i
sturges: 😇 he like zaza it make him head go bzzzzztTtt bZZzzzzzZt like an old flip phone vibrating . sometimes he comes up with really weird projects while stoned and then he tries make them
sun: if only he had TIME to get zooted fUCK . his dormmate is a headache and his classes are hell . he'd gladly join carrington and amari for a smoke sesh but he does not have that kinda spare time
teagan: doesn't usually smoke himself but he sells that shit in some covert operation at a burger king drive-thru
quinlan: he smokes to quiet his buzzing mind . he gets very opinionated when stoned . his cat cannot escape his zooted cuddles
zeke: eh he'll chainsmoke cigarettes but draws the line at weed . cuz it's just nOt cOoL ??? (sturges likes being friends with zeke but is too autistic to understand why the man does not like to feel like his head is being banged like a gong)
ok i know i missed a lot of characters but considering how many i put in here i hope i deserve a pass 😇😇😇 um but ueah i am starting to really drift into zazaland . which is great . i'm gonna sleep fuckin epic tonight
anyways please don't take any of this seriously i could hardly remember who half of these characters are
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wizard-of-weed · 2 years
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4 your birthday…. do u have any high wizard thoughts abt your upcoming wizard game you’d like to infodump?
additional high wizard tip: i’ve found talking about my creative projects while weeding out to be helpful in getting my ideas down concrete instead of them being nebulous wisps in my brain like usual. also if you’re too zooted to type em i recommend voice memos. i have prolly a few hours of high time voice memos of my thots
oh absolutely. i have so many ideas. it's going to be like a modern day fantasy world, and you have a familiar that follows you around and just chills. super duper queer, with like alchemy and potion brewing and farming the ingredients for those things. There's also going to be a town with lots of colorful residents, of many different fantasy races, such as a big snake lady :3
there's tons of animals I want to be able to farm, in a coop(chickens, pigeons, ducks, dragons), Small hutch (rabbits, guinea pigs, rats, ferrets) and Barn (goats, sheep, cows, yaks) as well as some other fantasy animals maybe, i just cant think of more rn.
I want the town to have a community garden, and a community center where fun things happen! as well as an open market where everyone has stalls, and you can sell goods you produce on your farm, potions, whatever. you can also just sell in a sellbox but handmade things sell for more at market and you gain friendship by selling things to people. you probably don't have to man the stand just like put stuff there. if its a good luck day, someone might leave a tip. bad luck wont affect prices or anything maybe just the amount that sells.
luck will also affect the mine, which will be random portals to random mine levels, so if you get super lucky in the beginning, you could get later game resources for harder crafting recipes/etc. you can also climb down the mine one floor at a time, but that will be less rewarding I think, and be like slower progression overall until you can afford to unlock the elevator to them
i have sooo many ideas for townsfolk and their storylines that im not going to get into it more lol this is already long af
I do generally write my ideas down when im high! my draft zero is always stream of consciousness brainstorming, and my process definitely works for me lol.
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tsumucore · 4 years
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Playing ACNH hcs ♡‧₊˚
here’s some hcs of Atsumu, Kuroo, Suna, and Akaashi playing animal crossing bc it’s been on my mind :3
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚
Atsumu
Gave into the hype just so he could say yeah I game 🙄😴 (he only has a switch bc the rest of inarizaki play smash)
Named his island “island”
He literally chose the most inconvenient layout when he started. His resident services is right smack in front of his airport so there’s like barely a sliver of walking space AND it’s slightly to the left so it ain’t even centered 💔
When the rest of inarizaki comes over to visit, he ends up getting slaughtered for his lack of “appealing scenery” and influx of weeds 😭 Osamu, Suna, and Aran are leading the revolution
Do NOT invite this mf over to your island he will trample all over your flowers, INCLUDING the hybrids. Isn’t even aware of the damage he’s caused until you’re chasing him with an axe and gifting him trash every day for the next two weeks
Gets on his knees and begs you for spare 30 iron nuggets 🤲🏼🥺
Listen he knows all villagers are created equal✨ and whatnot but he still screams every time he sees an ugly villager arrive at his campsite. He saw Limberg once, said No ❤️ and immediately closed out of the game
Whenever a villager he hates moves in, he spends a half hour straight hitting them with his net bc he thinks thats gonna get them to move out lmfao
Tries out all the tricks for getting a good island when he’s going villager hunting like clapping for Orville, showing up in dodo merch, etc
“Uhhh, you know it’s completely randomized right..? None of them actually work.” “Shut yer trap 🥰″
Man... he really sets his villagers’ nicknames for him as “daddy”
“What if you let me clap your cheeks in front of tom nook” “Upgrade your resident services first then we’ll talk, musty ❤️″
Kuroo
Denies, denies, denies that he plays the game he’s always like “nah, that’s for kids”
But literally everyone gets the notification that he’s playing all the time bc he doesn’t realize his online status is visible to everyone LMFAO
When you expose him, he just claims that Kenma forced him to try it out like ok Mr. 220+ hours 🙄
Horror themed island!!! He gets real creative with it - everything’s strategically placed and he’s got all sorts of rare and hacked items to work with, courtesy of Kenma’s activities on the black market. He has a lot of references to Japanese folklore sprinkled throughout his island
Naturally, Lucky’s his favorite villager; also has a soft spot for Kiki
NAH DON’T INVITE HIM TO YOUR ISLAND .. its so sad he’ll be looking around like “aww, it’s cute” JDSKHKDSHJ the humiliation
But he actually loves spending time on yours bc its such a change from his usual Eeerie one
Loves doing tarantula/scorpion islands - he’s got the patience n willpower to travel to a random island and turn it into a goldmine for scorpions
U guys will help each other out by tag teaming a gigas giant clam together and it turns into one big screaming match lmao
“It’s right by you!” “Ok, on the count of 3, I’ll lead it that way to corner it and you swoop in for the catch”
Yaku once commented on how his museum’s kinda empty and he let it get to him. He’s obsessed with digging up every fossil and catching every minuscule bug to make sure his collection’s complete like bro!!! It’s fine!!! Your island’s still better than mine!!!
Suna
Mf was able to snag the animal crossing edition of the switch before they all sold out
I feel like his island would be one of those cyberpunk tokyoesque ones. You: yeah my boyfriend’s a professional landscaper 🥰
The secret: he gets zooted when he’s terraforming at 3am
Really comes over to collect his diy from Celeste, laughs at your island, and dips
ALWAYS dripped out. U will NOT catch him slipping
Never has his net in his hand when he shakes trees bc he wants to be Daring
Blocked Atsumu for stealing his flowers when he wasn’t looking
The type to mass buy nook mile tickets on ebay and go on villager hunting sprees for his dreamies. You’ve often witnessed him on the brink of madness at 4am as he comes across Hippeux for the 11th time
Joins discord servers and participates in cataloging parties. He’s got the best items and color combos for everything. Also an avid user of nookazon
You: just a smidget of bells plth 🥺🥺🤲🏼🤲🏼
He pays off your debts for you 💅🏼
Makes you continuously press A to collect shooting stars for him when he goes to the bathroom. 
You: I’m tired I don’t wanna do this anymore
Him: That’s nice ❤️
He lets you take some star fragments in the morning tho for compensation
Hates talking to his villagers tbh bc its the same dialogue over and over again so he only interacts with them when he wants to give them fits
Gifts raymond the maid dress
He likes to lay on you and nuzzle into you as best he can when you’re both playing. You’ll both just lay there in a comfortable silence, doing your own thing n it’s honestly so therapeutic
Akaashi
He’s got a european town inspired theme going on - the color palette throughout his island is immaculate
It’s infuriating how perfect his island is when he isn’t even a time traveler. It took you months WITH time traveling to achieve an island that you’re somewhat satisfied with and he’s sitting there like yeah I hit 5 stars after three weeks❤️
You: ok jobless❤️
His museum’s fire; every time he collects a species for the first time, he immediately takes it to blathers. His fossil collection is also like 99% complete. The only thing that bothers him is how dry his art gallery is, so you always have to text him when redd’s on your island
Really vibes with Wolfgang
Managed to actually get all his rocks in a circle to make a rock garden??
You: HOW
Him: I don’t kiss and tell
Stargazing dates!!!! He always lets you know when there’s a meteor shower on his island and has the cutest lil stargazing area just for you two to hang out at
Usually plays the game muted so when he’s fishing he actually watches for the bob??? instead of turning that shit up on full blast and listening for the blubblub???
He’s shameless abt how much he wants Raymond and has spent a ridiculous amount of tickets looking for him. “He’s a cat with glasses and different colored eyes!!!!!”
When you got Raymond to move in to your island, he kept trying to convince you to gift him to him. This sweet talking mf kept trying to shower you with kisses and cuddles to get you to say yes.
“I’m not putting him in boxes.” “Go off 🧚‍♂️😍🤩 that cliff over there 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️💕”
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚
masterlist 。・:*:・゚rules
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lustingtc · 5 years
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15th November 2019
Fridays r my days off 😡😡 shut up 😔🤟🏻
But wow. What a day
I saw him in the very morning uwu
He was bent down talking to a kid 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕😔😔💝💞💓💗💖💘💕 a baby
BUT!
It does not end there...
My friend walked past our class rly upset and he asked for me so I went to him and like sum shit happened,,,
T walks past as I’m giving him a hug 😳😳
We lock eyes n he’s walking pretty fucking fast ngl 🚶‍♂️💨
BUT ARG!!! The kid who bullies my friend started shouting at him
So yknow what T does?
T says gay rights!
And he rushes to the kids class which he just went into and he looks angry when he came out
So 🤔🤔🤔 does T big gay? Probably w M 🙄
But like 😌😌😌 he doesn’t even say anything to the now big crowd formed around my friend.
He just stuck up for gay rights and went to the staff room 🥺😩😩👏🏻👏🏻💝💞💓💗💖💘💕
After that lovely note
Things turn bad 😓😓😓😓💔💔
Ppl in science are talking abt T n Brexit... :/
Apparently T can get a UK passport and doesn’t really want to stay in England that much after Brexit anyways... 🥺🥺💔
I can not c o p e with out that fucking man.
So if he leaves... guess who’s now a German citizen 🤭😘✌🏻
Legal age there is 14 anyways so 🤪🤪🤟🏻 jk
And that.
Is basically it
JK!
Cuz we found out smthing
Found out smthing about Dogman that Idk how to deal with.
Dogman...
Dogman is a famous musician & none of us knew.
Yes. That’s right.
That fat fucking bastard 😌😌😌
Makes music.
He’s literally played ON THE BBC!!!!
And released his album LITERALLY A FEW DAYS AGO LMFAO
Now I’m not doxxing him but if u rly wanna know and I think I can trust u I’ll send u a Spotify link
But my fuck.
His music is like spoken poetry over a hip hop n jazz kinda beet...
Honestly...
some of it isnt that bad
So now everyone @ skool follows his music IG 😌😌😌💝💞💓💗💖💘💕
Tbh... idk how to process it. He’s been doing it for quite awhile as well...
But with this. We’ve got confirmation of the following...
He smokes cigs AND zoots 🍁(w33d xd)
He’s had/has a gf since last yr 😭
One of his ears r pierced 😨
N that’s all.
I haven’t built the balls to listen to his whole album yet, but I will soon. So yknow maybe that list will grow...
His music speaks mostly on political issues n shit like saving the world and war. #DEEP
Alas...
When I was doing my Spanish hw I saw smthing
One of the words we have to know is...
“I’m a manga fan.”
Manga... m-m-manga....
He-
T is a weeb confirmed🥰
So catch me being like
Myfavemangaisumwell...it’s-itsaboutthese,,theseumgirlsandwellum,,theyth-
N be a mess but 😗✌🏻
Can’t wait to get married in japan with T senpai! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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huangfilms · 6 years
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Barista!Johnny
summary: i come to this cafe often and by often i mean pretty much everyday and i know all the workers except for you cause youre new and oh youre really handsome
requested by: @sofiafabulousphan (thank u love!!)
(A/N) in all honesty,,, i dont really know how johnny would b as a barista but lets see!!! also!!! thank u so much for requesting this!!! i hope this is what youve asked for and im s o r r y if it isnt as good as youd like it to be!! but anyway !! pls send some feedback and i hope you enjoy! thank you for waiting patiently!!  (also excuse my summary I Don’t Even Know Anymore) (ps, she wasn’t edited)
hm hm hm hm
where to start Ladies,,, idk where to start!! okay anyway
so you always go into this Specific cafe
like all times of the day, every day
but not twice in one day u kno???
and so u obvi know all of the workers if you go there All Of The Time
and one day you walk in while getting out your wallet
and when u look up ur all like: That’s Not Ten
but its this guy,, a really tall one too,,, and hes--
hes pretty cute--
and then without any thought you blurt out, ‘are you a new worker?’
and then u snap your mouth shut because,,,, LMAO  SIS
but all he does is greet you with a smile and he shyly says yes,,, omg uwu
ad then hes just like ‘what can i get you?’ and hes s o cheery omg its adorable skfdskdjf
barista!johnny?? more like abby uwus her way through this headcannon
and so you just say your order and hes just smiling the whole time and at one point he looks up at you and then he turns red and then he asks for a name
and you say, OH right its y/n
and he just says ‘pretty name for a pretty person’
speechless is what u are LMAOOO
and hes just casually entering your order in like he didnt j u s t say that 
‘your total is $3.97 please’ 
you just like come back to reality cause you were still speechless
and so u give him like a $5 dollar bill or whatever and tell him to keep the change and then u leave
u sit down and u Think About That for a lil
okay but johnny would be the kind of person to bring your drink to you if the customer sat down cause he doesnt want to inconvenience them
LIKE HE DOESNT WANT THEM TO STAND UP AND THEN SIT AGAIN A WHOLE SWEETHEART
so he brings your drink to you and then you get startled Cause That Has Never Happened Before
and ur just— wow i Love This Song Cafe
and so you hang around for a bit and ogle the cutie barista and u text ur bestie like: AYO B!!! I JUST MET THE CUTEST BIH EVER !!!
and you’re just tapping rapidly on your phone johnny is just questioning and wondering if you’re okay HAHAHA
then u feel that its time to go and hope that tomorrow u see him again
u see him sooner than you thought you would
cause you go out after you’ve left the cafe and it’s like what,,,, 10 PM???
and you see johnny in your apartment complex
and he lives in the same floor as you,,,
and you know this cause u arrived on the floor as he was unlocking his apartment
u kno what u did? you mf ZOOTED 
ur pretty sure he didnt see you but he did
and so you wait like five seconds and before you go to your home
anyway!! you go into ur home and ur Surprised cause wow,,, the cute new barista lives a few doors away from you,,, wtf,,,,,
and u just sleep on it cause youre Too Tired u have morning classes s o
time skip to the next day!! you wake up bright and early ready to get ur coffee fix
so you just get ready and youre dreading the day caus e your bed??? comf y
when you leave your apartment, coincidentally johnny does too!! your heart !! soaring because he remembers your name!!!
‘oh y/n! i didnt know you lived here!!’ and hes just his happy self and youre wondering how he can be this happy this early in the morning
and you can’t talk,,,,,u just can’t for some reason so u just awkwardly wave at him
and then when you d o speak its like five minutes after u guys just starring at each other
‘are you headed to work? cause im on my way there to get some coffee and was wondering if you wanted to walk together?’ AND U INTERNALLY SCREAM CAUSE
where did that come from big OOF
johnny doesnt mind,,, hes just smiling and he nods at you and he gestures for you to leave first
and so u guys are in the elevator and you guys talk amongst urselves
while walking to the cafe you guys are just chatting away and laughing and getting to know each other
you guys arrive at the place and johnny opens the door for you GENTLEMAN I AM T E L L I N G YOU
and he changes quickly so he can input your order since he r emembers
and this time you wanted a cute lil mug so u can just hang around for a while
and when johnny calls you up,,, it has a heart drawn in there!! cute??? wtfdfhlsak
johnny really out here being such a cutie 👏🏼
so time skip !! few months
u and johnny always leave ur apartments at the same time and u guys walk to the cafe
he ALWAYS draws the heart in ur coffee
and you guys become : SO CLOSE LIKE U GUYS ARE BASICALLY ATTACHED AT THE HIP
people r always saying and asking if u guys are a thing and ur always blush cause PFfTTt no???
we r just friends ok sweetie keep telling urself that!
theyre always telling you ‘do u see how he looks at u!!! ur so lucky to have a mans like that!!’ and ur stuttering like
o-oh no!! we r jJUstTtT FRIENDS— but its too late to change their judgement cause they lef t
LMAOOO
and so u start to wonder if johnny likes u like that cause honestly??? u like him like that
whats there not to like???????? a whole Man
but u dont wanna tell him that cause it will probably!! ruin ur friendship!!!
CAUSE WHAT IF HE DONT LIKE U LIKE THAT!! sis just ask him and Go Home
so u keep to urself but u act normal cause ignoring him would succ so u dont do that
and the rest of the day youre in calss, you just think about johnny and your feelings that u caught
googles: how to uncatch feelings
anyway 
johnny notices that you’ve been acting just a tad bit weird, like you’re always nervous or something which u r ahhahdhsjd
and then he questions u abt it during his break when u visit after classes
‘me?? actin g weird??? hahahdhjsjs’
and johnny is just skeptical but he has a surprise for u so he doesn’t pry or anything
‘well ok,,, but if you aren’t busy, you wanna go to the park with me tonight?’
‘UhHHhH sure! what time??’
‘i’ll meet you back at your apartment at 6 tonight!! bye y/n!’
and ur just like haha what happened??
but you wave him goodbye and then go home cause it’s like 4:30
and u just chill for a bit and then decide you should get ready
when its 6, johnny knocks right as the clock turns and you get Nervous
but you suck it up and then open the door!!! and there he is!! why is he so cute uwu
so then you both walk to the park and when you arrive he tells u to close ur eyes
and then u just freeze cause Why Tho
but u do it anyway cause!! it’s johnny ur bestie so u don’t really question it
you can feel his hands go to your waist to guide you and you just Blush Tomato Red and pray that he can’t see u
he does but he doesnt say anything
and when you tells you to open your eyes
you see all of these fairy lights and little paper hearts all hung up on this Big Tree
where did u get the outlet johnny this place is like in the middle of the park
and ur sqeualing because!! this for you??????
and you look at him and he’s so Shy wow cu te i--
johnny just says that he likes u a lot but he’s noticed you acting a little weird so he just says that if u don’t like him that way then its fine and that he understands and then goes into this long rant--
but then u kiss his cheek and then he shuts up
‘i like you too, johnny, i think i have for a while now’
and you’re both grinning and johnny whips out this picnic basket from behind the tree and you guys are just star gazing
and when it’s time to go home, you guys are just giggling the whole time and holding hands
this is So Soft i feel So Soft
and so next day!! you guys leave ur apartments at the same time again
and johnny is just grinning at you and you have the Hugest smile on your face
and you guys walk hand in hand to the cafe
when you two walk in, ten is shouting ’Freaking Finally!!! im pretty sure everyone was sick of watching u two pine’
johnny draws not one, but TWO hearts in ur coffee!!
and life is good
johnny: a whole Man give him love
send him love everyone
but anyway!! end!!! 
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saddvamain · 3 years
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Im zooted and I have to vent. I’m so obsessed with the ILJ shit like I’m eating all of it up like THIS is what happens when a bunch of niche internet ppl obsessed with documenting/harassing freaks (misogyny is rampant in this group but when u talk abt a “niche internet group” it is generally a given that misogyny runs rampant) stumble across horrorcow gold: a filthy, odious, Machiavellian psychopath chronically online edgelord who just so happens to be a young woman with large breasts that occupies the same spaces online and she basically put their favorite freak in jail. It’s all so complex like seeing these ppl talk about how Bella used her “female privileges” or whatever and it’s actually true to some extent (like their thoughts about this obvi unnuanced “life on ez mode” misogynistic but that’s why it’s so fun that they’re right like they took the wrong road but ended up at the right destination I love that) Like she has been going through her life exhibiting horrible behavior and getting away with it due to the assumption of innocence for a normal looking young girl. Theres a sort of shared understanding that girls just don’t do this kind of thing, that women are emotionally precious and seemingly immune to whatever school shooter disease is being contracted by men online. It’s easy for her to find other chronically online edgy guys who are so desperate they will go along with her depravity in ways they probably wouldn’t if Bella was a man. Thats what makes this shit so interesting to me too because you see male figures online that are very similar to her but the fact that she’s a girl makes it all so different. It makes her crimes more deviant to them somehow. It’s crazy how she kept up her degenerate activities for so long without consequence. Straight up posting on the internet leaving proof behind of her planning to harass vulnerable people into suicide, killing numerous small animals, killing a dog due to neglect (unclear), posting racially specific gore of ppl being murdered/dead people(we seriously need to start talking about how fucked the internet in general is rn and how much it’s fucking kids in the head like “gore posting” is seemingly a normal thing esp on discord), secretly filming ppl in her dorm, claiming to have sexually assaulted multiple women, having CSAM from 4chan, and a bunch of other crazy shit. And she’s able to just talk her way out of it to authorities when these matters are brought to their attention. Class conversation is actually being sparked amongst these ppl as Bella’s rich parents play a huge role in who Bella is and how she’s gotten away with it to this point. It’s kind of icarian too, like in every way bella was Not Like The Other Girls and spending time on sites like 4chan and the farms and generally surrounding herself with masculine online degeneracy that specifically others women and all these anonymous online degens that she spent time emulating (truly this bitch was just collecting specifically white masculine degenerate traits like rapist, pedophile, racist, misogynist, UNWASHED in caps bc that foot fungus wtf, shit edgelord jokes, displaying serial killer tendencies just the whole nine yards) are rightfully coming for her throat bc she took their game too far. I genuinely think Bella is a horrifying person who will actually kill someone if she doesn’t miraculously transform and that these horrifying traits have been sparked in large part due to thriving online degen spaces that semi ironically promote violence and hatred and political extremism. Not only do these spaces empower ppl with tendencies like Bella’s, but they leave ppl like Bella’s cronies vulnerable to participating in legitimate violence and bigotry. Like she had other people (edgelords but seemingly relatively normal fellow students) in the room as she boiled a hamster alive and then made one of them take a bite. It’s seriously scary like how do u not realize ur involved in something so scary, it’s not ironic filthy frank core degenerate behavior anymore guys it’s time to gtfo. You can’t memeify it atp
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