#this dude's trying to make people happy!!

[c-nstantine]

HERE ME OUT ON THIS ONE

So imagine you get Jason to step away from Red Hooding for a bit for his own health and your happiness. He needs an outlet, now what is it, you may ask.

TikTok

He’s basically the dude version of Nara Smith, but snarkier. Making shit from scratch because he loves his wife.

Ofc, people would make edits and stuff because they find him hot, but he doesn’t care (bc HE LOVES HIS WIFE)

He’d be like “so today I’m making pasta at 5am in the fucking morning because my wife’s hungry and I love her. She asks me to bark and I ask in what breed.”

Had to get that off my chest 😍

🥔-anon

potato anon, you never cease to amaze me with you mind.

It started out as just cooking videos. He was just trying new recipes from scratch and posted them. Slowly it became just him recording the things that he does for Y/N.

"It's hot as fuck but my wife has been wanting mulch redone so here we are,"

"My wife got sick because she didn't listen when I told her to wear jacket so we're making chicken noodle soup while she's sleeping,"

"This wasn't on the grocery list but Y/N demolishes these cookies so we're fucking getting them duh"

"The missus is have a hard time at work so we're making her favorite cake before she gets back."

Let the comments say some bullshit about how she doesn't appreciate him. He's going off on that one commenter and no one ever questions it again.

[kangnina]

MDNI - BabyDaddy!Jake 2

Jake Masterlist

“Dude, put that thing away! It's pussy repellent! Get off your ass. It’s a party!” Sunghoon yells, handing Jake a beer. Jake is sitting at a picnic table looking like his dog ran away. He twists a diamond engagement ring between his thumb and index finger, staring at it as if it will unlock the meaning of his life. “You are killing my buzz. I knew I shouldn’t have invited you with your piss poor attitude,” Sunghoon says, taking a sip of his own beer as he sits down next to Jake.

“Oh no, I know that face. Jake knocked up the babysitter!” Heeseung chimes in, sitting down across from Jake who finally snaps out of his funk. He glares at Heeseung as he grins widely. “Ah ha. I knew it. You owe me $500, Hoon!”

“Really?! For fuck sake, learn how to use a condom man! Your pull out game is weak,” Sunghoon smacks the back of Jake’s head.

“WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT??!! I am NOT fucking her. I’ve never laid a finger on her!” Jake yells as his friends snicker at him.

“Calm down, Jaeyun. I know that ring. I was there when you bought it five years ago. I was also there when she threw it in your face. So why do you still have it? It can’t be because you’re suddenly feeling nostalgic about one of the most painful moments in your life,” Jay raises an eyebrow. “Something is going on. Don’t keep us in suspense.” Jake sighs deeply. 

“I think she’s pregnant again,” he says, putting the ring back into its box before taking a long pull on his beer. Sunghoon smacks Jake’s head again and Jake scowls at him.

“I said what I said,” Sunghoon shrugs.

“I swear to God, I’m gonna beat your ass if you do that one more time!”

“What do you mean you ‘think’? Do you not know for sure?” Jay asks. 

“Sophia has been doing and saying things that make it sound true. She’s four years old. She has no reason to say these things unless she heard it from someone: ‘I’m gonna be a big sister. Mommy went to the doctor. Daddy when is the baby coming?’ Yesterday, she was picking out which of her toys she wants to give to the baby."

“Oh damn. Well, that sure as hell makes it sound true…” Jay says, scratching his head. Jake takes another swig of his beer. They all fall silent for a few moments with the gravity of the news.

“Anyway, I am going to ask her to marry me… again. I really want us to be a family. Sophia and the baby deserve my complete presence. Maybe things will be different this time.”

“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, Jake,” Sunghoon says. Heeseung reaches across the table to punch Sunghoon’s shoulder. Jay scowls at Sunghoon.

“Watch your fuckin' mouth, Park Sunghoon. She’s the mother of my children.” Jake snaps. 

“Whatever,” Sunghoon stands up, rolling his eyes before walking away. 

“Jake, I think what Hoon meant to say is– you can’t make her love you the way you desire and deserve to be loved,” Heeseung says, standing up. “We all know that you care about her and I understand wanting to be a fully present father to Sophia. A picture perfect family. BUT just because you’re both Sophia’s parents doesn’t mean you're required to be married to each other.” Jay nods his head in agreement. 

“We’re not trying to tell you what to do. We just want you and Sophia to be happy, man.” Jay adds.

“... and also… get snipped. Hoon’s right. Your pull out game is trash. I lose $500 for every new Sim that pops out of her.” Heeseung walks away. 

“FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF HEESEUNG! Jay, please tell me you’re not in on this bet.”

“Of course not. As the most responsible and most respected uncle and godfather among us, I expect you to name your son after me. Despite his father's weak pull out game lineage– Sim Jongseong will be a great man. Just like me.”

“Why do I tell you people anything? I hate all of you,” Jake laughs, putting his head in his hands.

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@snoopypupp @moonlightndaydreams @daydreams-after-dark @wildflowermooon

[hatchetblogging]

So continuing this:

AU where Eddie still dies but he's like "take me back so I can be with Richie or else I'm gonna be a real bitch about it" and then he's reincarnated to a new body. (How he gets the body is up to the writer ) so he looks completely different AND Richie (and the other losers) pretty much think he's dead.

Also Stan is alive. He still took the bath, but Patty was able to get to him and take him to the hospital in time. The Losers all know he's okay and have reunited with him!!! His near death experience triggers his shine so he's able to figure out what happened to Eddie and provide Eddie the help he needs. (Like a place to stay )

And piggybacking on @princess-glassred 's adition

"What if he wakes up in the body of some one else who died suddenly, some one with a total opposite life to his. Like some famous douche bag actor known for really living it up at parties that unceremoniously dies in a motorcycle crash. Turns out the new movie he just signed onto will be *gasp* STARRING RICHIE TOZIER

Imagine if the person Eddie is stuck as had such a rotten reputation Richie already hates him before meeting him, so all the nice stuff they do is mostly faked for the cameras. When they first meet Eddie is happy to hug Richie again and jokingly flirt with him, but when the cameras stop rolling and Richie tells him to fuck off back to his coke filled trailer Eddie is all confused, but he's still determined to break through to him by acting kindly to him."

It freaking hurt when Richie pushed him away with hate in his eyes. Richie never ever looked at him like that before and he didn't know what to do.

Eddie researches the guy his new body once belonged to and he is just extremely appalled about all of the shit that the dude has done. Things like supporting problematic people, harassing female cast members and crew, not to mention all of the offensive tweets he's been posting. He doesn't understand why the industry was still hiring the dude but he doesn't have time for that they have to convince Richie to not to think he's an asshole first before he can even think about telling Richie that, surprise!!!, he's actually Eddie in a new body!

It takes a lot of convincing but he was able to get Richie to hang out with him for real. And Eddie does his best to convince Richie that he's changed. Richie of course sees it as the dude just trying to save this reputation so he won't get cancelled.

Eddie's like, "I don't care if the whole world hates me. I just don't want you to hate me."

Richie's like, "um.. okay.."

"Because I'm such a huge fan of yours!" Eddie backtracks. "You're, like my favorite actor! And I liked your stand ups too"

"You do?"

"Well...I started liking them when you started writing your own jokes. The earlier ones kinda sucked."

And Richie let out an amused snort. Not a laugh. But it was close. "Okay. If you like my jokes then maybe you're not as bad as i think you are."

"Really?"

"Nah. You're worse" Richie says before cracking a smile to indicate that he's joking.

Eddie realizes that that's the first time Richie genuinely smiled at him, and it makes Eddie's heart happy and hurt at the same time.

[krimbler]

Thats one down, 6 more to go, and yes i will be adding doodles of how Seraphiel would interact with said character ^^

Fallen Gabriel belongs to @muzzleroars, i could not for the life of me find a front view of this man's armour.

[grumpyghostdoodles]

Is Asriel scared of the hit horror film the shining?

Those two were left to their own devices for, like, maximum two days, and they managed to kick a gods ass and free all monsterkind, i do not blame him

(Post that Ask is referring to)

[plague-of-insomnia]

Create whatever tf you want. You don’t need to apologize for what you like or what you’re compelled to create. You don’t need anyone’s permission or absolution. Create what you need to heal or be happy.

[iangallagherisadeadman]

post-s11 Tami definitely gets tired of Lip and leaves him.

yes, I do like them as a couple, I think it is an interesting dynamic and that Tami is good for him honestly, even though they lived completely different lives and crash so many times because of it throughout the last seasons.

fact is Lip won't ever change and will keep making the same kind of mistakes and she will get fed up with it eventually. they'll go different ways, maybe keep a somewhat friendly relationship, and she will get a new partner and Lip will have a Sean kind of relationship with Fred: that kid is the most important thing in his whole life and he's constantly hunted by the fear of drinking again and hurting Fred.

[bubblegum-and-ciggarettes]

Spoilers For Final Episodes!

Tbh I’m kinda disappointed in these last two episodes. I knew that we would end the series with Simon and Fionna learning to be happy, but I felt like it went too fast.

I’m glad my accession of how Betty sacrificing everything for Simon was something that came back, and Simon actually learned that Betty sacrificed so much for him while he just let it happen.

Very cool that we got to see Beth and Shermy again, but I’m still confused on how Shermy and Simon were both in his head? And why Simon was naked for some reason??

I am glad on the direction they decided to take Fionna’s world, in how she made a wish for it to be real or for everyone to have their wish(which is what I’m assuming is implied as she never says it). I really do wish that they let Simon put on the crown and for Fionna’s nightmare to actually become real, as I feel it would’ve made the last episodes feel more active and led to her and Simons realization in a more direct way.

I honestly don’t get why Simons voice actor said it would be heartbreaking in the 9th episode as it really wasn’t. Even in the last episode it was pretty tame and didn’t feel as bittersweet as I felt it should’ve for the topic the show decided to address.

Also really wish Betty and Simon had more than like 3 sentences said between them, as it felt like Simon and Betty really didn’t get closure. It kinda seemed like Simon decided he was worth living for when the episode really wasn’t about that? It was about how Simon loved Betty but they weren’t on equal footing in terms of commitment so Betty agreed with Simon, even if it put them both in a bad place in the end.

They didn’t even show how it would’ve been different, which you could agree is the point of “well that’s not what happened”, but it just felt lacklustre with the rest of the context.

I feel bad because I REALLY liked this show and the rest of the episodes. The end just didn’t have the right kick to it and didn’t really make sense. Like why did we have the random characters show up to live in Fionna’s world, and we didn’t even get a glimpse of Finn or Marcy in Simons ending? I was thinking they would do a montage at the end with what happened in the universes we left, but I guess it does leave it open for a season 2. I’m of course glad that Simon and Fionna were able to feel happy in their worlds again, but still.

I honestly wasn’t that stoked about a season 2 unless the ending for this season wasn’t the best, so I guess I’ll just hope season 2 gets created.

[shojoboy]

Being Bisexual is sooo cool we can be any gender and be attracted to any gender any amount, we lovvvvve women and nonbinary people and men and even if we only ever date or fuck one of those we are still Bisexual. We aren't "half straight, half gay", because that's not how sexuality works. Sometimes it feels like we don't have our own community but tbh that's because, the Gay community? We in there. The Lesbian community? We in there. Trans community??? We in there!!!!!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!

[goldensunset]

what they don't tell you about having posts blow up is people will compete for the opportunity to be The One who adds something onto it in the hopes that it will become The Definitive Version of the post that goes around. this can range anywhere from pointless but harmless commentary to annoying garbage that's an active diversion from the point you were trying to make

[floralovebot]

listen,, i am Not defending all of sky's actions or his personality but he's genuinely just not as bad as the fandom makes him out to be.

a lot of y'all forget that sky is a prince with extremely overbearing and downright abusive parents that refuse to listen to him or treat him with any ounce of respect. and that the whole diaspro vs bloom situation was started directly because his parents forced an arranged marriage between diaspro and sky, constantly telling her parents that it would work out and never listening to sky the hundreds of times he tried to stop it. like again, he's not great, he's my least favorite specialist. but that situation was never in his favor. he was a 16 year old that dealt with strict, emotionally abusive parents his entire life and got forced into an arranged marriage with someone he never loved and was constantly told that it Needed to happen for the kingdom. trying to play it out like he's a serial cheater with some nefarious master plan is like,, really weird. again! not a great person he does a lot of shitty things. but blaming that specific situation on him, a teen with absolutely no say in his life who just met someone he genuinely likes and could love, instead of his parents is incredibly weird to me.

[thehealingsystem]

nate please please please please I am shaking you by the shoulders right now no one needs to do this please you can make a actual thought provoking interesting thumbnail for the song you don't need to appeal to clickbait algorithms anymore you're still letting yourself be bound to it people loved your early original songs for what they were without this. please stop doing this please stop changing thumbnails I am going to cry

[hanzajesthanza]

some terrible part of me wants to comparatively analyze the reynevan/jutta sex scenes VS the birkart/douce sex scenes as good VS evil…

it’s about the worship of VS subjugation of…

[bigkickguy]

...sometimes you just gotta treat yourself to some horny art of the rare pair mashup you made up in your head??? ???

[hassianlovebot]

i wanted to say thank you for your nice comment on my tamala gifset.. i was legit scared i'd get nothing but negative comments since the majority of fans seem to hate her

oh no problem! your set was beautiful!!

and yeah i get what you mean. i mean,, i guess i kind of understand the hate but some of it seems so,, weird too? like hassian is my favorite character my special little blorbo even, and tamala leading him on and breaking his heart like that sucks no doubt!! but also like,,, i support women's rights and women's wrongs!!! she's hot!!!!!

ajkdhg but seriously even beyond her being really attractive, i think she's also really interesting and i'm hoping that the devs have more planned for her! her using magic is SO interesting and i can't believe some people are ignoring that just because of what happened between her and hassian! i mean don't get me wrong, people are allowed to dislike characters, it's all fiction it's whatever yknow? but i also kind of thought people got past that whole "if a character is evil or morally not the best, that means you can't like them or you're fucked up" like,,, what happened to liking hot lady villains 🤨

[ssreeder]

heres some with some spoilers < 3

STOP BEING SO FUCKING FUNNY!!

You’re seriously banished