#this has been in my drafts for a year... oops

[mntozakii]

politician!jaemin x secretary!reader

tags: infidelity, power abuse, slight insane jaemin, illusion of filming during sex

oops this is unedited… this has been sitting in my drafts for months and i might write a full fic of it tbh 🧃 lmk what u think lovelies, sorry i’ve been away for almost a year 🤫

politician jaemin who has special relationship with his secretary. behind his professional career, he enjoys getting intertwined with another man’s wife.

“when are you going to sign the paper? jaemin murmurs against your shoulder as he tenderly fondle with your thigh. he hates to think about your absent husband who can’t provide for you, jaemin is a much better man.

“i can’t do it now, he needs me” jaemin instantly regrets asking about the divorce as he watches you remove yourself from his arms. he should’ve known better to not mention that topic if he wanted you to stay over for the night.

“baby, my lawyer will do everything for you, mmhm? all you have to do is sign the divorce paper and everything will be okay” jaemin caresses your cheek then notices the tinge of sadness in your eyes. his lips forced into a smile yet his eyes remain cold, he is well aware that you still harbour deep feelings for your husband.

he just don’t understand why you choose to stay in the marriage, your husband is a struggling filmmaker who barely makes a penny. he rarely stay at home and works under several directors to make a name for himself. it hurts jaemin to see you working hard to financially support your husband’s dream.

“i am sorry baby, you don’t have to rush anything. i will wait for you” he reassures you as he kisses the top of your head. the kind hearted jaemin always apologise for mentioning about the divorce.

so when jaemin sees your resignation letter on his table, he was beyond infuriated. it doesn’t help when his lawyer updates to him that you have been reconnecting with that bastard again. apparently, your husband secured a solid position at a filming company in japan.

great, you left him without any closure and started a new life with your husband. although, it doesn’t take a long time for jaemin to find you. when he gets short vacation from his campaign, he makes it a mission to get the job done.

you woke up in the middle of the night when you hears a muffled scream, there is nothing that could prepare you to the sight of your husband being tied on a chair with a camera on his left hand. jaemin feels proud doing his final touch as he gags the guy with random clothes, he doesn’t want to hear his voice.

“i miss you so much” he smiles brightly as he walks closer to you. you look so frightened and adorable, he stares at you with amusement before pushing the strand of hair on your forehead.

“jaemin, please don’t do this— can we discuss about it?” you desperately grip his hands, begging for him to not humiliate your husband. you can’t help but to cry seeing him, there’s no way jaemin is going to do that.

“i’ve been too soft on you, my baby doesn’t respect me anymore” his gaze darkens seeing how easily you cry for your husband, you never do that for him. jaemin pulls you to his lap and faces the camera, the red light blinking as your husband hand shakes in anger.

“let’s put on a show for him, he needs to see how amazing his wife is, right baby?”

[kwistowee]

#girl same THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[jeschalynn]

obey me! holiday icon edits

(original artwork © solmare)

[cobbbvanth]

#all men do is lie

Our Flag Means Death 2.05 | 2.07 [7/?]

[jinprint]

i miss qimir

[hipsternumbertwo]

I love this trio

[octopus-punching-union]

This is so fucking funny to me. I need to know how he ate this and how many times he apologized to MC for being a total mess.

[battydora]

𔓘 h. hotaru sexcanons 🪼.

char.: hotaru haganezuka , reader

cw: nsfw , minors dni!! , dom. reader , sub. hotaru , gn. reader (no body spec.) , adult reader!! , pillow princess hotaru , experienced reader , oral (g.) , fingering , voyeurism (once) , hair pulling , indoors , outdoors , established relationship , + reader worship<3

let me tell you something: he is noisy. when you're eating him out (cock or ass, it doesn't matter) he'll whisper gentle curses and groan in delight because your mouth feels so good in his cock/hole it only gets him going, swinging his hips like an eager puppy when his orgasm is around the corner, stumbling upon his own words "p-please, don't stop.. please d-don't, 'm coming!". more than once you had to cover his mouth because the entire village would find out you were the one fucking him stupid.

virgin. probably had some intimate times and hot make out sessions in his youth, but none of them actually crossed the line between making out and getting laid. hotaru has always had a hard time surrendering to his desires for the mere reason of being too focused in his career.

lack of physical touch in his life turned him into a touch starved man, he didn't know how much he needed to be fucked until you got close enough to him emotionally to do so (which took some time, let's be honest).

so when you fuck him good for the first time, he does not get enough, he is feral and insatiable.

in line with the previous headcanon, he is very passionate about exploring his sex life with you, he found it so relieving and fulfilling for his general health that he would want you very often, wanting to feel your body day and night.

he craves for your touch. hotaru acts like a dog in heat when he is horny. he reaches out for you, shyly at first, and kisses you, deep and passionate, pressing his body against your own, hoping his body language speaks for him, telling you he wants you. great hand placement by the way, he likes to fit your jaw and neck into his palm while kissing you. if the kiss successfully turns into a hot make out session, he starts grinding against your thighs, panting between kisses and hoping you'd do something, anything.

there are times when you mess with hotaru with this. you act fool, you pretend like you don't know he's needy, you let him get all worked up by your kissing session until he gets desperate: why aren't you catching the hints? why aren't you doing anything? he needs you, he needs you so so bad, please pay attention to him, he is being a good boy.

↑ his kissing turns sloppy and whimpers desperately into your mouth, his actions turning desperate and bothered, pulling you impossibly closer and grinding harder. "respond to me, p-please, i need you". how this turns out depends on you.

he voluntarily goes into sub space, he embraces his submissive role without second thoughts. he just wants to be fucked good, he selfishly wants you to do all the job for him.

communication is key. he may be needy most of the time, but haganezuka also needs his needs heard. since he's still a novice, he will need to stop you from time to time, aware that some things are just not his thing. the more nights you spend together, the more he learns about himself and the things he wants to do in bed (or elsewhere?) so be patient.

hotaru often denies to himself he had had thoughts of the two of you doing something lewd in the hot springs. bodies both nude and relaxed, whenever you sit in silence, he stares at your naked shoulders popping through the water, drops of hot water elegantly falling off your face. your whole image is majestic, a strong dominant aura surrounds you and enhances your sensuality, specially when you rest your arms on the rocks surrounding you. (you're so sexy 😩)

three things can happen now:

i) nothing. he keeps all those dirty thoughts to himself and waits until you two go back to his place.

ii) you notice the look on his face and start continuously asking him suggestive questions and flirting with him, flustering him at the fact that you are able to read him like an open book. you don't mess with him for too long and decide to straddle him, delicious friction making both of your bodies quiver, hot water swaying around you both, sending small waves to the rock's edges. hotaru grasps your hips, hoping to get you to go harder on him because the friction against his cock is pleasurably painful. you get this going for a long while, but decide to leave it there, because once you go back home, you'd give hotaru a proper ride.

iii) ↑ same situation, different outcome. you command him to jerk off in front of you. he blushes furiously and attempts to complain, you are the one to please him everytime so telling him to do the job is offensive. you don't yield to his objections of course, and just sitting two meters away from him, you stare at his arm gesturing down to his shaft, your eyes cathing the water beggining to move around him, implying that under the hot water, his cock is receiving attention. hotaru is majestic, always has been, but you receive all sorts of satisfaction just from seeing his muscular figure quiver and jolt while masturbating, he barely shuts his mouth, he rests his back on the rock behind him and throws his head back letting out many types of moans and grunts.

pull. his. hair. please, he's internally begging for it, whenever he makes a mistake with you he would like his hair pullen and being remarked his mistake. he's tough, so don't mind if you pull his hair too hard.

while experimenting, he found out he likes fingering. One or two fingers inside his ass will have him arching his back and twirling his toes in delight any moment, your fingers playing inside his tight walls, digging deeper and deeper until reaching his prostate. however, he's still not capable of coming from just anal stimulation.

he only trusts you about sex, you're his current partner and wants you and you only to teach him about sex, he listens closely to whatever you have to say and after some time, eventually, hotaru finds himself wondering about how would it feel to pleasure you. you're so good at satisfying him, it should feel great to be able to do the same for you, right?

[lailuhhh]

I feel like Mac would know sign language

[greenleaf4stuff]

Adar x Celebrimbor (Silverscars) Edit

(screenshots via cap-that.com) (my other trop edits)

I used this edit as a base to make the banner for my current long-fic, but this version of the edit was created first - back in 2024 (late December, but still, oops?)

Could be a scene in Celebrimbor's forge, or another in Adar's camp. Worried discussions? Peace negotiations? Adar trying to help Celebrimbor overcome his Sauron-related trauma? Celebrimbor asking Adar about his past? Who knows! As always, people are free to come up with their own ideas and interpretations.

[benswoleeo]

a minty not-so-berry build that was lost in my drafts for a while! -=+=- "minty starter home" on the gallery -=+=- ᵍᵃˡˡᵉʳʸ ⁱᵈ ⁻ ᵇᵉⁿˢʷᵒˡᵉᵉᵒ

[violetsareblue-selfships]

okay been thinking about this more but the first meeting w/ arlecchino, as I've mentioned before is literally when my harbinger's making herself breakfast in the kitchens & everything (like the first week she's at hq bc of signora -- maybe not the first day but that first week definitely). so she's not a harbinger at this point (and arle hasn't been one very long (the meeting might even be just a little after the tsaritsa grants her her title)

just imagining how that goes. like i'm not ready to meet any of the harbingers yet (signora's in charge of me meeting the others mostly) and it's early and i'm likely still disheveled somewhat - comfy clothes (if not pjs), slightly messy hair, all of that. and of course i get nervous when it's the first time i don't have the kitchens to myself at that time but i offer to make her more of the dish i'm making when she recognizes that it's a fontainian breakfast

i think there's something about her crush (however vague it is at this point) starting when I'm not looking put-together. like there'll be an official meeting with her later (like signora introduces us) where she sees me actually putting effort in, but her being attracted to that kind, imperfect state <3

[hollowsart]

A collection of little concepts of my Magic Spamton EX’s freaky performances and the horrific tricks he’d pull for his shows cuz he’s a shock illusionist magician and loves to use fake blood and his own magic.

I just think he’s really neat and fun <3

if you don’t like mild descriptions of body horror and uses of dangerous objects and stuff, I’m sorry! You’ve been warned tho if you’re still curious to read:

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Magic up on stage, putting on a show, he does his miniton trick, puffing up his cheeks, looking uncomfortable and panicked. leans forward and “hacks up” the minitons with a fake display of pain and fake blood for added effect. his mouth is opened to its maximum capacity.

the minitons giggle and run around maniacally before dissipating into glitchy pixels. the crowd goes wild. it’s one of his best tricks all the patrons love :)

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Sometimes he’ll say some line about not losing your head or blowing your mind before promptly gripping his head and glitching as he makes a show of removing it and tossing it out above the audience to which is will explode with a random effect blasting out from it.

the possible effects:

glittery pixels that fade out before they land on the ground

a generous splattering of fake blood <3 classic!! big favorite!! popular!!

glitchy confetti and glitter that will fade and degrade after awhile

Rare: toby fox explosion .gif & accompanying sfx

His assistant comes out on stage to deliver him a replacement head, or they just toss it from the side of the stage. He has plenty of spare heads for this and the used up ones get repaired often.

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on occasion he may strike up a friendly battle with a chosen volunteer and showcase his magic and attacks. both old and new. As always he’ll try to freak out his voluntary opponent.

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EX: -doing a trick that would be dangerous for literally anyone else but him, crawling into a box to poke his head, legs, and arms out-

EX: NOW MY LOVELY [Assistance Counter] WILL BRING IN THE [[It Slices! It Dices!]] AND WHAT THEY’LL DO NEXT WILL BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR--

Assistant: -purposefully isn’t looking and “trips”, causing the saw in their arms to “fall” and slice EX’s head off, fake blood splattering from the neck-

EX: -head rolls and body goes limp-

Assistant: Oh no!! D:

Audience: -HORRIFIED silence-

EX:

EX’s head on the floor after a little silence: [[WOWZA]]!!! YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY [Heads Will Roll]!!! -waves his arms around from the box-

Assistant: :D -picks up the head and hands it back to him-

EX: -climbs out of the box & reattaches his head, striking a pose and bowing-

[reason2believe]

August 21, 2022 @ San Antonio, TX

Give 'Em Hell, Kid

[sharonaparadox]

[Image: fanart of the characters Bing and Google, both portrayed by Mark “Markiplier” Fischbach, walking together with Bing pulling Google forward by the hand. Bing is looking back with a wink and a crooked grin. while Google is following along with a slight crooked frown, the former blushing teal and the latter with a blue flush. Bing is wearing a bright blue hoodie over a Henley shirt and dark blue trousers, and Google has on a white T-shirt with thin bright blue horizontal stripes and dark navy trousers. The artwork is uncolored aside from these blue accents. End description.]

A2 Google and Bing >>?

:3c hellye

[k0mmari]

Endless Abyss(kinda)! SY AU

First things first, this is very much inspired by this post by @/rainbowsmagicandshit and @/allpiesforourown, HIGHLY recommend reading that fist just to get a glimpse of where I started off, but do note I have accidentally deviated from the original idea a bit, so uh, oops ig.

This was born out of a mix of different ideas (as usual), so think of this as ‘The AU where SY is a demon, and also the Endless Abyss, and also my excuse to have Binghe possibly make a harem consisting entirely of SY’s’, or, as I like to call it:

As per usual, Shen Yuan has died. It happens to the best of us, and of course, he died while reading the glittering piece of trash that is Proud Immortal Demon Way.But, as he is in the process of getting snatched away by the System, something goes wrong, and the System has to quickly redirect itself and it causes SY to get knocked out of course.

His soul scrambles to find a new host, and it manages to find someone suitable enough. When SY wakes up though, he isn’t greeted by the sight of a roof, or a forest, or anything remotely familiar; instead, the moment he regains consciousness, he’s senses are flooded with as much information as possible. It’s like a computer with too many tabs open, but in this case, you can see all the tabs at the same time and all of them are playing the most obnoxiously loud videos possible, in fact, everything feels so overwhelming even thinking becomes too much.

What SY doesn’t know is that he has transmigrated into the body of a Titan, an almost extinct godly demon race that only existed in the confines of Airplane’s first drafts, and it turns out shoving a human soul into the body of a deity doesn’t bode so well, since what the human mind is able to process doesn’t even come close to what a Titan is able to feel. So because SY can’t get a hold of his own mind, his control of his own body is also not great, and he is completely unaware as his newly acquired body goes on a rampage.

See, SY is currently in a very old version of the Demon Realm, so old in fact, Heavenly Demons still rule over the Realm. It really is quite a shame that SY wasn’t in his right mind at the time, and instead of being able to observe how ancient Heavenly Demons governed demonic society, he instead accidentally set on a path of destruction, with the casualties being anything that had the bad luck of standing in his way. In fact, the destruction got so bad a few of the Heavenly Demons rulers, who notoriously hated each other, settles on a temporary peace agreement and joined forces to stop the mad Titan.

SY, in his frenzied state, didn’t even notice as hundreds of years went by as the Heavenly Demons tried to stop him, and also barely noticed when they finally managed to chain him down and cast him away to be forever banished to the Endless Abyss. His body, once so tall it grazed the clouds, was torn apart, with each of its different parts sealed away in various locations as an attempt to diminish the Titan’s power. It worked, actually, and unbeknownst to the demons, SY slowly began to get his thoughts in order; the event that finally pushed him to coherency was when a few of those Heavenly Demon rulers got greedy, and while sealing away SY’s body parts, attempted to harness his power for themselves, and tried to create legendary weapons out of his flesh and bone.

Most of them failed, a Titan’s power to overwhelming for even a Heavenly Demon to handle, but one of them succeeded, and created a powerful sword made from the Titan’s own heart: Xin Mo. Unfortunately for the creator of Xin Mo, it didn’t take long for them to fall into madness and eventually succumb to Xin Mo’s power, casting themselves away to hold onto the sword forever in the same valley SY’s hands were sealed; but it is as they say, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, and while Xin MO’s creator perished, they managed to take enough power away from SY for him to finally be able to think.

It had been a thousand years at this point, and SY’s first coherent thought was that he desperately needed a break, and that in all these years, he hadn’t managed to get a single glimpse into the world of PIDW, and what a waste! Specially since he was now in the most interesting area Airplane had managed to create, he was itching to explore the world. Of course, in his current state he wasn’t exactly able to move (having his limbs cut off certainly didn’t help, but apparently it had been so long since he was imprisoned that his Main Body had started to fuse with the Abyss? Really, more of a slight inconvenience than anything), but he also had become tired of his Titan body with it’s Titan feelings, and so he decided to split his consciousness and create a small army of human sized avatars who were later dubbed his ‘Watchers’, who’s sole purpose was to explore the Endless Abyss and send their findings back to the Main Body (in bite sized, easy to understand thoughts).

It is the first years of his Watchers wandering about that SY finally understood what had happened to his body, and figured out that Xin Mo was a product of his flesh. He figured that since demons tried to use his body for malicious purposes before, with one even succeeding, he decided that one Xin Mo was enough, and came up with a plan: He was going to piece his Titan body back together as a means to prevent anything of the sort happening again, but he was immediately going to seal the Titan body away again, as to not have to deal with it’s overwhelming power.

As the Watchers were sent to locate his body parts again, one of their first findings were the hands, which also meant the resting place of Xin Mo itself. How lucky, he thought! He could just take the hands away and maybe leave one of the Watchers guarding Xin Mo so when Luo Binghe eventually comes to retrieve his sword, SY at least can catch a glimpse of his favorite protagonist! He wasted no time, and while his avatars tried to unseal his hands, one of them went to move Xin Mo, just so it was out of the way, and in doing so the sword retaliated and ended up disintegrating the poor Watcher. What a rude sword, going against its own body.

Fine! If Xin Mo was going to be difficult so be it, and SY formed a new plan: before reuniting his Titan body back together, SY send his Watchers to keep an eye on as much of the Endless Abyss as possible and the moment Luo Binghe fell in, he would turn to hugging the protagonist’s thigh and help him survive the harsh environment as long as Binghe took Xin Mo. Well, it should be no problem, right? Binghe was fated to get the sword one way or another, and SY is sure his involvement will be small insignificant enough that it won’t be much more of a side quest for the future Demon Emperor!

Now, if he were a half human, half Heavenly Demon teenager who just got pushed into hell by his teacher, where would he land….

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So, as you can see, this is mostly more like SY’s origin story lol, but I’ll probably write Binghe’s first meetings with the Watchers sometime soon (hopefully).In the meantime though, enjoy some more of the bonus sketches I did while figuring out the AU, and of course, if anyone has any questions or thoughts about this, feel free to send them to me!