#this has been sitting in my inbox for so long

[existingoutofspite]

Azul feeds into Jamil’s god complex by buying him expensive things and constantly raising his ego (including probably calling him -sama, but depending on what hcs ur running on Jamil may not entirely understand that-)

Jamil is entirely down for the contracts as long as he doesn’t make him or Kalim sign one (of the bad ones, at least. Azul has drafted one that is entirely like “and I give you stuff each month and you can leave whenever you want mwah mwah love you”) and Jamil will ACTIVELY help him with it. Intimidation whatever Azul needs.

you. you get it.

fun fact octopi love shiny things and i read this thing where they will decorate their “dens” with things they collect, so one of my headcannons is that azul will just impulse buys shiny things and gives them to jamil just cause “ooooh shiny” and Jamil has no clue what to do with all of this. he just likes making his bf look nice!

(also off topic but i just love the idea of azul constantly getting distracted by his hair pieces)

also i’ve always loved the idea of Jamil helping out with the contracts. like imagine u were a scarabia student who was like “oh wait doesn’t jamil hate azul? yeah i can get away with breaking the contract, he’ll probably be on my side” only to get dragged back.

also you KNOW that Jamil has everyone’s name and social security number memorized from investigating people to make sure kalim is safe. azul is using this.

also Also i need to see the contract that Azul tried to get Jamil to sign when they started their relationship. cause he definitely made one.

(don’t know if this makes sense, really tired, also this has been sitting in my inbox forever srry)

[beannary]

Anon from before, I fully agree that the others would be great parents. So maybe it’s not so much that Donnie is the most paternal but that he has the strongest desire to be a parent. Do you think he ever has another kid down the line? Maybe when Nettie is a teenager, Donnie misses having a baby around. Plus he’s always kinda wanted Nettie to have a sibling. The relationships he has with his siblings are the most important ones in his life, aside from his daughter.

i dont think that donnie would have another kid, mostly because he already has two! he has shelldon who is his oldest and then internet who is his youngest! i think he's more than happy with his two little guys :)

[roseoswiins]

Taylor Swift song game ✍️

First I ever heard:

Made me a swiftie:

Favourite country song:

Favourite pop song:

Favourite folklorian song:

Favourite lead single: 

Favourite music video:

First I ever heard: Tim McGraw!! early morning getting ready for school

Made me a swiftie: Love Story

Favourite country song: State of Grace is the first one to come to mind

Favourite pop song: Out of the Woods

Favourite folklorian song: (this is the hardest one to answer by far) last great American dynasty at the moment

Favourite lead single: willow (I have to show evermore some love)

Favourite music video: Look What You Made me Do

[t-cross-t]

stabs Apple man* who want Apple slices :D

the audacity

[urmomsfavelesbian]

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:) got this posted literally one minute before midnight after it ended i love that for me :)

[gastropodracing]

are you no longer an entomologist?

once an entomologist, always an entomologist...

...but it sure don't pay the bills

[mer-se]

What do you think your purpose in this lifetime is?

Not fully sure, I think that can always change as life changes and shifts perspective and that’s ok. Mostly simple stuff though. Being genuinely happy and not debilitatingly anxious about so many things. Actually liking what I do to make an income. Creating cool stuff, maybe get back to writing. Building a quiet stress free future. Waking up and feeling at peace wherever I am. Buying a house I can decorate all cute. Get married. To walk around barefoot on a nice wood floor with my cat making a big breakfast - with all the windows wide open. I grew up all fucked up and crave simple stable domestic things. And I’m stupid romantic so doing cute shit makes me fulfilled. Traveling when there’s extra money to do so. Maybe adding some value to the world if I can, somehow. Idk. Make peace with aloneness. Mostly just healing, trying to stay true to myself, feeling safe/supported while also giving that to others, loving and being loved. See where that takes me.

[weatheredcopper]

Tango testing decked out and walking into a berry bush

those darn berries !!

[celestetcetera]

Your comic on Stanley having his own language reminded me of an idea I had. The whiteboard ending gives you the ability to bark, and that is, well, an inherently vocal thing. So what if the clicking noises that appear when you normally try and interact with stuff is Stanley's voice? Man's really out here being a keyboard huh

thats hilarious, thank you anon

[rist-ix]

Hii Rist!

Any chance of a sneak peek into the next chapter of TBHTBH?

I’m sorry but I’m so very addicted to the fanfic and have reread it so many times and I can’t help but wonder what’s going to happen next. No pressure (bc I know you’re busy) but I just love your work soo much❤️❤️❤️❤️

Guess who just finished a chapter!

It only took me like 4 months

[foolsocracy]

Improbable headcanon (mostly because I'm unsure if he'd have the right tools); Peter got tired of nearly hitting walls and relying on his spidersense to guide him with his poor vision, and one day impulsively managed to scavenge his glasses' lenses to be refit into the goggles. He sees better as Noir and worse as himself. The daylight world is blurry now. He's leaving himself behind.

this kills the man (me)

Is it a viable way of life? not really. but do i love it narratively.... why yes i do. "hes leaving himself behind" ough. i love the abandonment of self,, yes the spider god changed him, but that was against his own will. Here he's choosing to render himself blind in the daylight, choosing to lean into the spider that was cast upon him, all on his own.

the reason this took so long for me to answer was because i was also trying to figure out the probability (since you mentioned it). unluckily for me, finding info on how prescription glasses lenses are manufactured is more difficult than I thought, even for TODAY. So bear in mind that what I'm gonna talk about is current day tools, and not from the 1930s lol.

Closest thing ive got to an answer is that he can refit the lenses. Thank god Pete wears like jugunda glasses because he would be out of luck if they were too small to fit the frames of his goggles.

i feel like these could work?

The most likely thing he could do would be hand edging his lenses, which is a fancy way of saying he'd sand them down to fit the shape he needs. You're definitely not supposed to do this LOL but pete's in a tight spot so I'll give him that. For the life of me i can't even find when glasses started accounting for PD (pupillary distance) and OC (ocular center), but if they did that in the 1930s, pete's glasses r definitely not working at 100%. So if ur into a little sadness there you go: he goes through all this trouble to see at night and his glasses don't even work as well as they used to. the parker fortune.

If his lenses were too small (and if the goggle lenses were thick enough) he could try and grind some curvature into them to match his current lenses. This is even more makeshift then the last option, but The Spider Man is nothing but makeshift parts, so it kinda fits. This method would be a ton of trial and error + it wouldn't account for any astigmatisms. But at least he'd get to keep his daytime lenses?

id say his best bet is befriending an optician or something

[crows-home]

HC:

Sonic is a very clingy sleeper. If Shadow wakes up before Sonic, he either has to stay where he is, or carry Sonic with him because Sonic sleeps like the dead, and will only wake up for food or a nuclear blast, and the latter is debatable at best.

This is so funny and sweet and i love Sonic sleeping headcanons (he needs rest!!!) but please also consider:

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

YOU'RE GREAT

what about Error but with vitiligo?

-anon

right away boss >;Dc <333

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

could you do idw1 velocity?

Queued! Very hard to find good pictures of her but I made do

[peachiiwren]

you know how Yor's cooking is basically poison?

i have a headcanon that Loid is able to eat it because he's been poison trained (a practice called Mithridatism) and that's why he can withstand her cooking.

LMAO i don't think yor's cooking is literally poison (characters who are not trained espionage agents eat it and survive) but loid having comparatively increased tolerance to her cooking thanks to poison training is such a good hc!! i keep picturing how his training went... the handler definitely did not hold back

[vessalis]

I never got to say goodbye to you. I didn't want to leave you behind, I was scared to draw the line l, even when everything was over, and it was radio silence from your end, because what if it wasn't? What if I just went and ruined what I had with the fist person that I called a friend? But you never came back, and it's been awhile now. I was lonely then and so I thught what we had was deeper than what really was. I can't really blame you, I don't blame you, I had no right to expect anything back, really. I was foolish, really. And it's time to do what I refused to in a long while.

Goodbye, 'Jack'.

Hello? Um due to the fact that you did send this anonymous I'm afraid I am not quite sure who you are and I am well aware that I have been off this blog for a long time, as life got in the way, but I mean if you ever do see this reply know that if you were someone I talked to, roleplayed with, or anything I never meant any ill intentions with any silence on my end, i really was just living life and forgot about tumblr roleplay in general. and would love to reconnect if you want?