#this is LONG wowee look at us go /pos

[specialgrades]

More brainrot

Sampo makes the most OBSCENE and exaggerated slurping noises when sucking dick/balls and eating ass/pussy. goes at it like a man starved fr

Gepard just loses any inhibitions he may have- it's not his fault you taste so good! also real sloppy but that's just because he's lost in the sauce and about to cum in his trousers just from fucking you with his tongue/mouth. please squish his face with your thighs he really likes it :)

Jing Yuan's a lil shit. i know it in my heart. he's teasing you with his tongue, stickin it in juuuuust a lil or flicking it against your slit

Welt fr eats you out like he's tryin to shove his whole face like bro is going fucking ham (i am obsessed with the idea of a super mature and composed guy just going apeshit in the sack). sucks dick like a champ I just know it.

Blade bites. that's it. no matter what he's got his mouth on, he's bitin.

Luocha is an absolute sweetheart about it. idk he just seems like his soft demeanor would carry over to sex yk.

oooouuuuggggghhh yeha... thonkin' for sure

sampo gives me such luis energy idk what it is maybe it's the humour. i don't know. but yes, he's so fuckin' noisy! slurping and gagging, moaning and groaning the whole time. he thanks you for the meal afterwards too, moaning as he licks up any mess.

gepard does cum just from giving oral. he moans and whimpers against you as his hips stutter. don't make fun of him, he'll just blush so prettily if you do :( his entire brain short circuits if you tell him how hot it is that giving head got him to cum untouched

jing yuan my beloved... such a fuckin' tease. such a serious general in public, but he loves to make you beg for him. "use your words," he tells you, staring up at you innocently as if he hasn't been edging you for the past forty-five minutes. make sure to remember all of this though, he wants you to retaliate for his teasing.

all of welt's composure is lost when he's between your legs. he eats / sucks like a man starved. he's mumbling, you can't understand it but he is praising your taste the whole time

blade is such a masochist change my mind. he doesn't bite down enough to break skin, just dragging his teeth along your skin enough for you to hiss. when he's got a cock in his mouth, pinch his nose. the head rush makes his eyes roll back <3

luocha borders on straight up worship i think. he loves to make you feel good, such a service top for real. he'll let you fuck his face with great pleasure. like gepard, he almost gets off untouched just by helping you feel good

[hypewinter]

Hal bent down as the little girl approached him. Even then, he still managed to tower over her with how small she was.

"Hey there little lady," he said. "Anything I can help you with this fine evening?"

The little girl looked at him anxiously, fiddling with her hands. Ok so not a nervous fan. Hal immediately switched to serious mode, scanning the crowd for anyone who could be her parents. He didn't see anyone running up to the two of them or even so much as keeping a watchful eye from a distance.

"Is something the matter?" Hal questioned, making sure to keep his voice even and calm.

The girl continued fidgeting, her big blue eyes scanning from side to side. Finally she spoke. "You wiff da space po-eece yes? Not da am-ear-ree-ca one?"

Hal smiled at the girl. "Yes, I'm with the space police." Honestly that was oversimplifying the Corps a little but he had long since gotten to citizens calling him a space cop.

The girl offered up a small nervous smile of her own. "So you won't tell da gov-ment what I tell you wight?"

Hal was on high alert now. Just what was this little girl trying to tell him? "I won't tell. I promise," he said after a second.

The girl broke into a big smile at this. "Really? Dis way den." She started tugging Hal along and he began to follow.

"Where exactly are we going?" he asked.

"You see," was all she replied.

Hal was led down a couple different alleyways and was beginning to think he was walking into a trap when they reached an abandoned building. The girl dashed in and up the old rusted stairs, with Hal following closely behind her.

If this really is a trap, I'll never hear the end of it from Batman, he thought morbidly as he cleared the last step. Instead of finding himself facing an ambush however, he saw a boy curled up on an old mattress. The girl was already by his side as Hal approached.

"Don wowee Danny, I got help. Like I said I would," he caught the little girl whispering as he knelt down next to the boy. He had to have been older than the girl. Three years older maybe? Yet he was still so small. Hal took sight of his condition. He was in pain. That much was certain by his little face scrunched up in agony and his quiet moans. He was also sweating profusely. His raven black hair sticking to his forehead. Fever maybe?

Hal continued his observations as he scanned down the boy's body until he got to his stomach. The boy was clutching it and Hal could make out blood bleeding through from underneath. Oh no.

He quickly yet carefully removed the boy's arm to get a better look at the wound. The kid let out a groan as his arm was peeled away. Hal couldn't help but thank Oa for all his training that helped prevent him from letting out a gasp.

The boy's chest was covered in blood. Dark red mixed with flecks of green soaked through his shirt and there were bandages that had been amateurishly tied around the wound.

"How did this happen?" Hal asked, turning back to the girl. He did his best to keep his tone as gentle as possible.

Her smile was gone now, and her eyes welled up with tears. "He pwotected me," she said. "Dey wanted to huwrt us. Dey shot at us. Danny pwotected me."

Anger boiled within Hal. Who would shoot at these children? They were only little kids. If what the girl had said earlier was anything to go off of, the answer had something to do with the government. He would have to take care of that later though. For now, this boy needed medical attention.

"Let's get Danny to a hospital," Hal said resolutely, as he got up.

"No!" the little girl screeched. "No has-pee-tail. Too dan-er-us!"

"But he needs-" Hal started but then he met the girl's eyes. There was abject fear in them. As if going to the hospital would be a death sentence for both children. Where else were they supposed to go though? The boy- Danny needed medical attention stat. That much was certain.

Hal paused. There was one place. He sighed. Batman was going to kill him for this.

"Okay okay. No hospital. But what about space?"

"Space?" the girl repeated.

Hal nodded.

The little girl smiled. "Danny lobes space!"

"Well then. That's perfect."

Hal constructed a new bed for the boy, carefully easing him onto it before putting a protective dome around both children. The little girl giggled as he lifted them up. He then turned to the wall where he created a giant hammer to knock it down. Then they were off. Flying higher and higher, towards the atmosphere. As the Watchtower got closer in sight, Hal couldn't help but groan. Taking civilians to the Watchtower? Oh yeah, Batman was definitely going to kill him.

[agallimaufryofoddments]

I’m seeing another copy of the Baccano! DS game novella up for auction and I’m bowled over. If you asked me 3-5 years ago if I thought the novella would ever surface again / whether I, personally, would ever be able to get my hands on it, I would’ve said no way.

(Content under the cut is just me rambling about Baccano! stuff up for auction + a digression on things I’d like to do to celebrate the subscriber increase on /r/Baccano. Put it under cut since it gets long and not everyone needs this taking up space on their dash, haha.)

Though, technically, to be fair... 5-6 years ago I’d never so much as seen or touched the online auction scene and I wouldn’t have known where to start. Did not ever think I’d be the person who’d actually start participating in online auctions. Not in a “I’m not that sort of person” sort of way, more like a “online auctions seem Very Adult (let alone foreign auctions) and would my father kill me if I started dabbling in them (let alone foreign auctions)” sort of way.

Moreover, at the time I never ever thought I’d get my hands on the Baccano! Setting Research Collection...

..and now I own two copies of both the SRC and the timetable DS game novella.

...and another copy of the SRC may or may not be also up for auction, again, whoda thunk.

I am trying to tell myself “no, for God’s sake, spending more money on third copies of the novella and the SRC is not a good idea.”

...On the other hand...

...I’ve been really wanting to plan celebration(s) over on /r/Baccano in honor of our major increase in subscribers since May, and one of the things I think I’d like to do is a giveaway (if not 2-3 giveaways?)--again, talk about things I thought I’d never do in my lifetime. 

I’ve been thinking with COVID-19 that the safest type of times to giveaway would be electronic copies of select light novel volumes and manga volumes, since, you know, mailing precautions (+ address concerns, though maybe a PO box would work? Can you tell I’m inexperienced with Internet giveaways?). It would also be the easiest, for obvious reasons (no physical mailing hassle, just “hey, I’ll send you an email with the gift link” depending on the online retailer.)

But man, how special would a giveaway featuring items like the SRC and the novella be? Well, the novella would only be useful to Japanophones (still want to scan one of my copies), come to think of it. And the 8 _gaiden_ novel installments from the DVDs (which I may or may not have found and bought second copies of). 

Of course, expenses remain a fundamental issue. The SRC as an individual item is not cheap, and importing goods from Japan is not cheap in general. So that’s another point in the digital books’ favor. A one-day giveaway out of my own pocket != cheap, more than one giveaway != cheap.

I’m probably putting way too many eggs in one basket with all my dreaming, here. /r/Baccano hasn’t had a subscribers celebration post before (because, uh, for the majority of its existence it didn’t have many subscribers to speak of), and I’ve never personally designed/handled/hosted celebratory events before, so I shouldn’t try to go all out or anything. I know I’d like to do a demographics survey at minimum. Maybe plant the seeds of recurring threads (like a biweekly Naritaverse thread). Not sure about contents, but a giveaway would be neat.

Wait, the point of this post was just to say, “Wowee, look at these items surfacing all of a sudden.” Definitely not complaining to see them, I’m just bemused by the change in three years. Hell, the two copies of the novella I have? They both appeared on the market at the same time. I still remember doing a double-take at the double-listings.

And, you know, over the past couple of years, I’ve seen more listings of the Premium DJCD online than I expected. I think there’s at least 3 up for bidding right now? I only have one copy (and thus am worried about losing it), so it’s nice to see there’s more out there than I thought.

Still not over the fact I once upon a time saw the Nice Holystone Zippo Lighter (official merch) up for auction. I would have loved to buy it were it not for the $100 USD equivalent price tag, and, more obstructively, the fact Japan forbids exports/imports of lighters (with maybe an exception if the lighters are dismantled? Regardless, my proxy labelled it off=limits).

I think I saw another copy of the magazine issue with Ronny’s origin story up for auction, recently.

The trading cards are definitely among the most elusive “now you see it, now you don’t” items for sure. I was very lucky to spot and grab what cards I could, and all the cards I bought were (understandably) loose-leaf used copies, i.e. not unopened packs. I swear I blinked once and saw an actual box of cards (not even one of the card packs, but a box with packs) up for sale (not auction, used goods site), but it vanished quickly... 

I still kick myself for that. Fingers crossed one of us fans will get our hands on the alleged mini-game(s’) instructions at some point. I’ve tried in the past to crawl various old Japanese blogs/2ch and 5ch forums, etc in the hopes that someone transcribed the instructions online for others’ benefit, but so far, no dice.

Well, this was a very rambling post. Long, at that.