#this is all I got rn

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

drop the bimbo!agatha brainrot pls

Bimbo!Agatha my beloved

Warnings: contains NSFW themes/smut — 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI

It's a lifestyle and frame of mind for her

She's actually extremely smart and aware, but she prefers acting oblivious and dumb

It makes her so wet to feel like she's sexually being taken advantage of and so she's sure to be overly flirtatious with those she wants to take her to bed

Short short skirts with no panties and thigh high stockings

But she wears long sleeved sweaters/tees depending on the season

(She has scars on her back and wrists from her childhood and they're a huge source of insecurity)

Pierced her nipples and clit for maximum sluttiness

Loves to feel like she's being corrupted and will act extremely innocent around the "bad boy" type in order to catch their attention

Is a raging lesbian and has a thing for butch bikers

Refuses to dye her hair despite how often she considers it

Very into bending over to display her bare ass

Loves it when someone takes the opportunity to slap it

Obsessed with monster dildos and stretching herself out

Absolutely a bottom

One of her good friends is Kate Bishop who she takes under wing and teaches her how to be as much if a bimbo as possible

Gets off on being degraded condescendingly like "no, sweetheart, you're too dumb to get it, just sit here and look pretty" and "my baby just needs to let mommy/daddy do the thinking, you're too stupid to, you'll only hurt yourself"

Bimbo!Agatha is one of the rare variants that gets along so well with Dr. Olivia Octavious

She thrives off of how cold and impersonal Liv is, loves being treated like all she is her dumb test subject

Fr bimbo!girlfriend x nerdy!girlfriend

Agatha has a nsfw Twitter account

She never shows her face, but all her videos are free because free use and exhibition makes her so so wet

Liv loves reading the comments in a bored tone while she's inches deep in Agatha -- and Agatha loves it too

Agatha getting passed around by Liv's friends and colleagues while they hang out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[brosif40]

[justenduresurvivesomehow]

finally watched all of Andor and....

i'm so sorry to all other star wars, but this is the best star wars to ever star wars

[tittyinfinity]

My break from the internet sure is going well

[rllymilerlly]

Brellies vs Sparrows but it’s just the riff-off from Pitch Perfect

[agonizedembrace]

karaokoing celine dion’s “all coming back to me” at such a loud volume —

[elliesbelle]

emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.

[seabiscuit]

" What got me up this morning? My legs, silly. "

[ionomycin]

All the best boy hugs for Karlach

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[aveloka-draws]

Iiiiiii wanted to try this too.

Some of my favorite Lambs, i hope yall dont mind i just love your designs so much hhh

@quanticq @skyartworkzzz @uhrimau @ballad-of-the-lamb @runningwithscizzorz @very-tired-child @bamsara @itislils2004 @ghosts-and-glory

[delicourse]

been watching dungeon meshi...🌱

[popsigills]

I am so normal about him

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 187

Clockwork would openly admit that he couldn’t see Danny’s timelines. Not since the moment he stepped into that portal and became something more. A child of Infinity, of the very Realms itself. 

But he’ll also admit that it always meant that the child surprised him all the time. This just happened to be a startling surprise, and an admittedly amusing one, even if Danny was openly complaining about the situation. 

“It’s not fair! You have to be able to fix this, right? Right?!” the ghostling, quite literally now, practically yanked at his cloak. “Clockwork, I was going to graduate, I can’t be two! Please, you’re the master of Time, you can fix this right!?” 

No, no he could not, seeing as young Daniel was in fact, immune to timeline machinations, doubly so for his own. To the ghostling’s open distress, which he did his best to soothe. What he could do instead, was stop time in his home dimension, and instead let him age back up again. 

Which the young halfa wasn’t happy about, but it was the best thing they had, so Clockwork supposed he had a ghostling now. A tiny adorable ghostling who kept pouting each time his much younger body had any sort of effect on his behavior. 

He’d never exactly had a ghostling before, nevermind one who was part human, but he would admit he honestly was enjoying it. Most time was spent alone, something he hadn’t realized until Danny ended up crashing into his unlife. 

Honestly he would openly admit that he absolutely adored his little ghostling. Who was now around four, at least physically, and had gotten into the adorable habit of curling up in the pendulum in his chest. Which was honestly the safest spot in Long Now, he’d admit. 

The singular issue however, with this habit, was that when someone attempted to summon him, they got his ghostling as well. And well, normally he could very much control himself for these summonings that happened every few hundred or so years, but well. There was a reason why even the Observants had stopped popping in the moment they realized he had a ghostling. 

Nesting ghosts do not mess around should they feel one is messing with their very vulnerable child, and really it’s not his fault the mortal cultists woke up and startled Danny. Perhaps deleting them from the timeline was a bit too far, if the other mortals rapid paling was to go by, but oh well. 

[wasyago]

the brainrot won

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I'm not going to say anything to you guys [Chat], I'm not going to say anything to you. I'm not saying absolutely anything, I'm not going to comment. Man, you broke me here, you broke me in 3 parts! I'm not going to- no no no no no, I won't fall for your game, I won't fall for your game.*

Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this very well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit.

* [Approximate translation. I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as always, please feel free to let me know if there's a better way to translate things!]