#this is bad i'm sorry

[icarus-star]

🍦thinkin' about virgin!reader givin' mike a blowjob...

he knows that you're a virgin, you've told him before in the past. he didn't mind it either. he promised to take everything in your relationship together as slow as you'd like to. but after a little while, he got desperate. the world had been rough on him lately and he needed a release.

he walked into your apartment, stripping himself of his hat and jacket, not caring as they fell to the floor. he made his way to the kitchen, searching for you.

he saw you standing in front of the counter, pouring yourself some juice, which caused him to smile a little bit. he walked over to you, his arms wrapping around your waist as he stood behind you, kissing your neck. "hey.." he murmured against the skin on your neck.

you smiled, turning to place a gentle kiss on his cheek. "hi, how was your day?" you asked, happy to see him, even if it was just a little later than usual.

"shitty." he grumbled in response, pressing his face against the back of your neck.

you frowned a little. "oh, i'm sorry :(.. -whats that?" you asked, unable to finish what you planned to say due to something hard pressing against your lower back. not something that you had been able to identify.

and that's how you got here. kneeling between his spread legs as he sat on the edge of your bed. his hand was buried in your hair as you slowly licked the head of his cock, eyes looking up at him for approval.

mike let out a low hum, letting you take your time. he knew you'd never done anything like this before, that's one of the things that initially attracted him to you.

he didn't mind that you were taking it slow. he watched as you put the rest of the tip in your mouth, clearly trying to figure out how you would make it accommodate his length. he smiled, pushing your head further down. "like that," he cooed, hearing you gag lightly. "..shh i know, it's a lot. you'll be okay, baby." he murmured, brushing your hair out of your face as you choked on him.

he moved his hand off of your head, allowing it to spring back up. you coughed and sniffled, teary eyed from mike making you deep throat him. "i- it's too much.." you mumbled, looking at him with doe-y eyes.

he shook his head, making a 'tsk tsk' noise. "you just need some practice, baby. i'm gonna help you." he says, caressing the side of your face as he guided your mouth back onto his cock. your eyes still had tears in them from moments ago and mike didn't care, as he once again pushed your head down. except this time, it wasn't all the way. just down to the middle of his cock, as much as you could take without beginning to choke. "take as long as you need.." he sighed, leaning back a little bit.

you let yourself get used to feeling his cock in your mouth. slowly, you swirled your tongue around the throbbing tip, causing mike to let out a breath, petting the back of your head. the way your eyes looked up at him was making him feel so much.

you tried to move your head further down, choking a little as more tears pricked in your eyes. but you took the whole thing in your mouth on your own. "aw, good job.. good job," mike moaned softly, gripping onto the hair on the back of your head.

"..hah, fuck.." he groaned as you began to steadily move your head up and down, making him feel so good. the way you moved your mouth, even for your first time, you did such a good job for him!!

you slurped around him, swallowing back some of his precum, your doe eyes staring right up at him. mike groaned loudly, throwing his head back. "keep that up, baby. make m'fuckin' cum!" he nearly demanded, losing himself as he bucked up his hips.

you almost flinched back, but his hand on the back of your head keeping you in place, forcing you to take all of him again. tears fell down your cheeks as the head of his dick hit the back of your throat over and over.

his balls tightened, cum spurting down your throat as he forced to swallow all of it. "yeahh.. take it, mhm.." he groaned, looking down at you with an open mouthed smirk. "good job. did so good, baby."

[weskersluvrrrrrrrrr]

I just need a Johnny Cage x Innocent reader who’s oblivious to his flirting and just wants affection lolololol 😁

Johnny Cage x Reader

Fluff

Romantic

Gn reader

A/n: gonna do headcanons, if you want a full one shot of this please let me know!

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Johnny doesn't even understand how you could be this oblivious. Nobody he's ever talked to has been this blind to his flirting.

At first he's not too surprised, he's met oblivious people before. But this is a whole new level.

"I want you so bad, like, I'm in love with you."

"Aww thanks!"

It's so baffling to him he can't even comprehend this. Especially when you give him hugs and reciprocate his affection. So when you act surprised when he talks about he's in love with he's so goddamn confused.

If you got into a relationship he understands how much you like affection. He still says some flirty and dirty jokes but more often he'll just simply hold you or kiss you. He knows that you understand that better.

He doesn't go a minute without putting his hand on you in some way, just to make sure you know he loves you.

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(no particular johnny in mind, could be young or old. HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR A WHILE, I REALLY JSUT WANTED TO GET THIS OUT.)

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Brelyna Maryon: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Onmund: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Onmund, to J'Zargo: I've already said I'm sorry like ten times!

J'zargo, nursing his tail: This one is not listening!

[mynarco]

[hrtached]

@sevynhells.​ (x)

— ❝ we were. though by the time you were born, he was old and so his instruction was not as well taught.  ❞   not entirely true, with age came wisdom, and techniques learned well after carlysle had ended his strict instruction with their master-at-arms were taught to his younger brothers. the eldest tully had little experience outside of the training yard, but still there was no doubt in his mind that he would be victorious should they spar.  ❝  and risk mother ordering my head on a spike should her sweet boy return to her with even a scratch?  ❞   tone is jovial, the way the corners of his mouth raise in a wide, mocking smile evidence enough of his jest. a strong palm claps against elmo's shoulder, fingers squeezing once in dismissal. hand moves quickly to snatch the branch, then, tossing it into the stream at their side. ❝ i would much prefer a cup of ale in my hand to bruised knuckles from putting you in your place. ❞

[pinkm4ns]

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

[sexiest-objects-tournament]

Please share propaganda in the notes!

EDIT since this has breached containment! Some info on the poll as whole!

1- I'm sorry to put two bad bitches against each other. The bracket setup was randomly selected, not seeded to have equal match-ups. BUT there will be a revival round! 2- Image descriptions are in the ALT text. 3- As always, there is a real human person running these, so keep negative propaganda to a minimum in the notes. Talk up your faves as much as you want, but don't shit-talk the other option.

Thanks!

[somewhereincairparavel]

everyone keeps talking about Jason vs Percy but why isn't ANYONE talking about how powerful they looked when they both used their powers TOGETHER at the same time, side by side, in Mark of Athena? Like Annabeth even got goosebumps watching them cook up such an intense storm from afar. Sparky and Seaweed brain, Power duo smh.

[collophora]

I resurrected my tumblr just to post this

[mwagneto]

i'm sorry but i cannot stop thinking about it for reallll imagine you're richer than god and never had to face consequences for anything and you have so much money you don't even know what to do with it so you toss a quarter million at the stupidest tourism option on earth. and you see that the paper you have to sign tells you you could die and you look at the flimsy metal tube you're going to be plummeting into the ocean in and it doesn't even phase you because bad things don't happen to people like you. imagine some hours into the journey you realise something is wrong. maybe not you but somehow the knowledge that there was a fuckup becomes known to the 5 of you trapped in there. and you know you can't get out from the inside and you know you have no food and no bathroom and not even the room to ever stand up again. when does the realisation that your wealth cannot protect you from your inevitable mortality set in. how does someone like that reconcile with both death and the fact that it's 100% their own doing? can someone like this even come to terms with that or will they be fighting to find someone to blame until the last second? when does it reach you that all 5 of you are going to die one by one and there's nothing you can do? does the fact that 5 of you have enough air until thursday but one of you could have enough air until at least next week ever cross anyone's mind.

[canisalbus]

[sunnylemonss]

it should be illegal for netflix to print their little "now a netflix series!" circles DIRECTLY on the cover of books that inspired shows they've cancelled

[tesb]

“5 minutes before the performance I was still sure of victory. I didn’t win. Thank you and I’m sorry ❤️” @paidatonriehuja (Käärijä) on Instagram

[ayo-edebiri]

Ayo Edebiri Cooks for Vogue | Now Serving

[utopians]

shows + movies that let their characters break down in a visible and ugly and realistic way are the best thing in the world... nothing sucks more than a piece of media that’s so dedicated to having its characters remain Cool that it won’t allow them to show real devastation and emotion outside of Badass Anger and Manly Single Tear