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icyharrington · 2 years

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Smuttylicious fic where eddie is obsessed with people hearing you fuck 😁. He loves to give multiple orgasms and overstim you have you screaming and begging for him so everyone can hear he tends to do it on the groups vacation getaways 💦💦💦

okeeee so i just wrote a lil smut based on this ask, basically this exact concept, w/ the reader and eddie on a camping trip w argyle, jonathan, nancy, steve, and robin heehee lol hopefully y'all like :3 it's not much and honestly i feel like my writing has been lacking recently so im srrryyyy if it sucks but yea !!!

contains: dom!eddie, overstimulation, public sex kink (sort of?), exhibitionism, cunnilingus, fingering, dirty talk

wc: 1.3k

Eddie Munson is a nymphomaniac- you’re certain of it. There’s never a moment he doesn’t want your skin on his, his rough hands in a perpetual state of exploration. He’s insatiable, always willing to go for another round, his energy never depleting when it comes to pleasing you.

He’s never been one to be discrete about his passions, and that includes his insatiable hunger for you; he shamelessly feels up your ass while you’re out together, reaching up under your tiny skirt to pull at the lace of your thong, and sometimes he’ll put his arm around you just to grope at your chest, grinning when you jump and shoot him a pointed glare.

Even when you’re out with friends, he doesn’t pause his hormonal antics- partially due to his lack of impulse control, but also because he wants everyone to see that you’re his, see the way your cheeks go red and you start to squirm under his wordless command. It’s a constant, subtle possessiveness he exudes, and although it’s somewhat embarrassing to be blatantly objectified in front of other people, you also find it painfully sexy.

Sometimes he’ll shamelessly smack your ass or make suggestive comments (one time at Steve's, he’d tossed his lighter on the ground in front of you, jeering, “why don’t you go bend over and get that for me, hon?”), smirking whenever you narrow your eyes or give him a playful shove in retaliation.

“Yeeesh, get a room!”, Steve always says, palm colliding against his forehead with comedic exasperation as the rest of the gang nods along in solemn agreement, though to Eddie, the jokes are nothing but fuel for his perverted little fire.

When you, Eddie, Steve, Argyle, Jonathan, Robin, and Nancy had first come up with the plan for a camping trip, Robin had cast Eddie a stern look, her eyes dropping to examine his hand on the underside of your ass cheek. “Y’know, I have half a mind to propose that (y/n) and Eddie sleep in separate tents. Do you guys really wanna be kept up all night listening to straight people sex?”

“Oh god,” Steve had murmured, rubbing circles on his temples at the thought. “Remember the night we got trashed and you guys all slept over my place?”

“How could I forget?” Robin griped back, before letting out a string of obnoxious ooooohhhhh fucccckkkkkkk, Edddddiiiiieeeeeee’s, not actually sounding too far off in her imitation of you.

The interaction had made you blush, avoiding the eyes of your friends who were probably visualizing you, naked, being pounded into brainless pornstar-moaning oblivion. Eddie, on the other hand, had only flashed the group a devilish grin. “Oh, just wait. This time I’m gonna make her cum ten times instead of just five.”

And he wasn’t kidding, though unlike everybody else, you hadn’t believed that he was.

He hadn’t wasted any time, once everybody returned to their tents for the night, all comfortably sleepy and stoned and drunk; within seconds he was nipping at your neck, taking fistfuls of your curves in his big hands, squeezing hard enough to leave fingerprints, and like always, you just couldn’t bear to stop him.

Now you’re spread out in front of him, garments discarded in careless heaps across your modest-sized tent, leaving you on display; his head is between your thighs with only his round eyes visible, glinting mischievously as they observe your vulnerable state.

You stopped being able to form cohesive thoughts about three orgasms ago, and it doesn’t seem that he has any plans on letting up soon, his tongue dipping in and out of your folds, fucking you with it. He’s ravenous, with his hands keeping your legs planted firmly apart so you’re unable to interfere.

You grip his hair, which is knotted and unkempt, your head lolling back against your padded sleeping bag. “Eddie… please, Eddie…”

“Please what, sweetheart? Hmm?” He slides two fingers inside your slick entrance easily, flushed lips wrapping around your clit to suck harshly at it. He loves it when you’re incoherent for him, your sentences fragmented and unfinished, rendered completely stupid.

“P-please Eddie. Need a break…” you tug at his hair with urgency, trying and failing to move your hips away from him. “S’too much.”

“But baby,” Eddie murmurs against your cunt, the bass of his words reverberating throughout the rest of your sweat-soaked body. “You taste so fuckin' good.”

A broken moan sounds out from your parted lips, and you’re unsure if you even really want him to stop. Sure, you’re overstimulated and sensitive, with every touch from Eddie magnified a thousand times over, but there's just something so fucking addicting about the way he touches you.

“Edddieee…Eddie, I don’t want them all to hear me,” you persist, frowning as you realize how much teasing you’re going to endure tomorrow; he’s been going at it for over an hour now, making you mindlessly scream and beg and whimper as you grind desperately on his face- it’d be a miracle if nobody at the campsite heard you by now.

“But why not, babe?” Eddie questions, between purposeful licks at your oversensitive clit. “You sound so fuckin’ hot. I bet you’ve got all the guys so hard right now. Probably stroking their dicks as we speak.”

“Eddie,” you gasp as he applies intense suction to your defenseless clit, increasing the pace of his fingers as they fuck you. “F-fuck, Eddie!”

He trails his free hand up to palm at your heaving tits, tweaking and tugging your peaked nipples until they sting. “I bet Robin likes hearing you too. Wonder if she’d ever wanna join us some time?”

He’s so unabashedly filthy, and it turns you on more than you’d care to admit; you lick your lips, breath lodging in your throat when Eddie raises one of your legs to hoist over his lean shoulder. “E-eddie, please.”

“Yeah, that’s it, baby. You let everybody know who that pussy belongs to,” he grins, curling his fingers inside of you. “That feel good, hmm?”

“Y-yes, Eddie,” you choke out, hoarse and gravelly, your resolve completely undone. “So fucking good…”

“Know it’s a lot for you, baby. You’re being such a good girl, yeah?” he hums his praise affectionately, maintaining contact with your clit, which he proceeds to swirl his tongue against. “You can gimme a few more orgasms, can’t you, sweetheart?”

“I- I think so…” you murmur, your eyes fluttering as you teeter at the brink of climax, your thighs trembling as they wrap snugly around your lover.

He poises a brow, lifting his head a bit so you can see the arousal glinting crudely on his chin. Tilting his head, he gives you a disapproving, “You think?”

You know from his expression to correct yourself, stirring your hips back and forth to gain a bit of traction now that he’s stilled his fingers inside of you. “I-I know I can give you more orgasms, Eddie. I will.”

You know that you’ve just sealed your fate with the declaration, but you’ve accepted it; he jerks you forward, diving back into your heat as his fingers curve within the narrow walls of your pussy, making sharp contact with your g-spot.

You cry out, writhing your hips as he pounds into you fast, each thrust of his fingers angled with well-learned precision. “That’s my girl. C’mon, I know you can be louder than that.”

He’s such a fucking asshole, encouraging you to humiliate yourself further, but you’re too whipped to do anything but comply. Tossing your head back, you call out his name over and over, voice pitched and whiny and surely loud enough for all of Hawkins to hear.

He doesn’t stop, but he does take a brief moment to meet your eyes, a smile detectable even with his features partially obscured.

“Thaaaat’s my girl.”

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x you #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fanfiction #joseph quinn #stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things smut #mine #ask prompt #stranger things ask prompt

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tblsomedoodles · 1 year

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If the twins leave Draxum but don't go to the lair (understandable,) where would they go?

Other than the streets, I can only imagine that they'd somehow end up under Hueso's care. Sure, they're kinda iffy about adults, but Leo's been shown to have some instinct about who can or can't be trusted (Big Mama.)

Bone Man would have a heart attack each time they snuck out to either visit or rescue their little brother.

Aw, Leo and Donnie introducing Mikey to Run of the Mill, where he doesn't have to hide that he's a mutant.

I've been thinking about this idea all day and i absolute love it! : ) Thank you!!!

B/c the twins really wouldn't go to the lair immediately but they can't stay with Draxum after they went against him like that. So i imagine they'd try to take care of themselves in NYC (b/c they don't really feel safe in the hidden city since draxum's place is there.) But they've never had to take care of themselves like this before.

So Hueso could easily catch sight of one (or both) of them while taking the trash out or something. (maybe catches one of them going through his trash or whatever?) One way or another, he realizes they aren't in a good position life wise and need help. A revelation soon followed by the realization that they're exceptionally skittish and won't just let him help.

So he does what any decent restaurant owning skeleton man would do, starts trying to earn their trust with pizza.

It works. slowly, very slowly. At first they won't take it from him, or even take it if they see him near it. So he leaves the boxes on top the trash can, even going so far as to pretend they are orders that never got picked up or were made wrong.

Eventually they start taking it while he's still there and occasionally Leo will get brave and briefly talk to him before Donnie drags him away to wherever they're staying.

At some point they begin to genuinely trust him, and neither side is quite sure when that happened lol. But eventually Hueso becomes the person they go to when there's something wrong that they can't handle.

(I'm thinking that Leo might get sick and it spooks Donnie so bad that he goes to Hueso for help, and that's one of the rare times Donnie verbally speaks. Also possibly how they end up living at Run of the Mill. But i'm not entirely sure yet.)

But yeah, Hueso would have his hands full taking care of those two lol. Especially once they start acting like kids around him. (I think they'd both be banned from the kitchen, Leo because he's set fire to his fireproof oven mitts five times, and Donnie b/c he keeps getting caught taking apart appliances.) He tries to keep them busy as part time waiters, but Donnie intimidates the customers by purposefully staring silently at them with a pen, and Leo will not stop talking long enough to take their orders.

SO many restrurant shenanigans, so little time lol.

But yes! Thank you! They are definitely going to be hanging out with Hueso for quite some time now! (even if they end up driving the man insane while doing it.)

Thanks again!

#asks #tmnt #rottmnt #mikey's imaginary friends

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spurgie-cousin · 4 months

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Hoo boy SpurgieCousin, these anons sitting out the election to protest the war in Gaza or voting 3rd party to teach the democrats a lesson, or whatever their reason is have me stressed! As an elder millennial, I remember Ralph Nader peeling away enough 3rd party votes to give the election to Bush over Gore in 2000. Even though that administration gave us wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, the deaths of my friends, classmates, etc in those wars, the destruction of their futures when they came home with PTSD and missing limbs, lies about weapons of mass destruction, war crimes, Guantanamo bay AND the worst economic recession since the Great Depression- which was a fantastic time to try and enter the job market after college btw- I still think a 2nd Trump term would be worse. The only reason Trump’s first term was only a partial catastrophe was because it was incredibly incompetent and we were able to coast on a lot of momentum of the Obama years. I don’t think a 2nd term would flounder as much. I really really hope (beg)your readers reconsider their choice regarding Joe Biden. It’s not a perfect system and it’s not a perfect candidate-it never is. I appreciate their idealism- I was young once too- but not voting does not absolve them from the consequences of what may happen if this country elects Trump again. You will have complicity in negative things either way you vote, so please please vote in a way that does not make things worse. Ok, thank you for letting this geriatric millennial rant!

Oh I think that's a perfect example tbh. I'm a younger millennial so I was growing up as the Iraq and Afghanistan wars played out, and it was the first thing that ever really ignited a political rage in me. Horrible news for my very republican/George Bush voting family lol.

Unless they're very politically versed, I don't know if Gen Z or even the youngest tier of millennials really get how fucking awful the situation in Iraq and Afghanistan was. Just tons of civilians and American soldiers dead because of Bush's ego, and his ego is nothing compared to Trump's.

I think the only big difference is a lot of third party voters at that time didn't totally understand what Bush was capable of, whereas we know what a Trump presidency will be like..... we know if he promises to make gay marriage illegal and strip back more women's Healthcare rights and and more money to Netanyahu to destroy Gaza, he WILL try to do it. He's already had similar successes.

I have voted third party, I hate to discourage people from doing so because I think a third party candidate that we can rally behind is our only hope out of this 2 party shit show. We don't have anyone like that this election season, far left progressives hate Jill Stein, nobody else has the name recognition at this point to have any chance against with major candidate, and we know the end result will be either the trash can on fire that is our government right now or that trash can on fire with an added layer of dog shit on top, y'know? They're both bad sure but I just highly disagree that one isn't worse for vulnerable Americans and Gazans alike.

#politics #and some people don't think their vote even matters and as someone who works polling most years that's NOT true #yes electoral votes etc but it makes a difference trust me plus the electoral votes are on their last leg #if they survive the next 10 years I'd be shocked

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azems-familiar · 9 months

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Ok but then you obv have to do Cal, so…

My first impression

honestly i don't really remember my first impression at this point. i played jfo back when it came out, i got it as a christmas gift, and most of what i remember from back then was being annoyed we couldn't choose to join Trilla and thinking i'd be way more invested in Cal if he was a woman. the curse of lesbianism i guess /shrug

My impression now

baby boy. baby. give any Jedi a corruption arc and mental illness and i will be on top of that shit like a fly. i spend way too much time thinking about him. and writing about him. he's kind of murderous and deeply flawed and i love him so much actually

Favorite thing about that character

hmm. his determination, i think. it's definitely a double-edged sword, which is most of what Survivor was about, but even when he's almost completely lost hope he keeps going forward and doesn't let go anyway. that's not exactly always a healthy quality - i've struggled with it before myself and can confirm - but it makes him a really interesting character, and very fun to put into Situations:tm:

Least favorite thing

hm. not sure i have a least favorite thing? characters have flaws, that's what makes them good, and to take them away would be to minimize the character. i could sure have some Least Favorite Fandom Takes, but i won't go into that here, lol. and i think you know those already

Favorite line/scene

oh this is a hard one. probably my favorite bit from him in JFO is when he faces Ninth Sister on Kashyyyk - the evolution from "trash, just approved trash" to "how about a Jedi?" is really good for him starting to come into his own, and let's be real, that whole sequence is very badass. (my favorite scene in JFO doesn't really involve Cal at all, though, honestly.) for survivor.... it's harder. probably the scene where Cal confronts Denvik for the first time on Nova Garon, because it was sooo fun watching him succumb to his rage and be an absolutely cold-hearted bastard when he yanked Denvik's blaster away. also Denvik's a bitch and i was cheering.

Favorite interaction that character has with another

i really love, honestly, his whole interaction with Rayvis on the Shattered Moon when we do that boss fight and kill Rayvis in Survivor - Rayvis has some great lines and is a fascinating character and overall it's a really great way of showcasing Cal's slide down, especially the bit where he talks to BD on the way back from it, asking how he's actually any different from Dagan. really good stuff. i also love....honestly all of his interactions with Cere in JFO

A character that I wish that character would interact with more

the low-hanging fruit is Bode tbh because i just wanted to spend more time with Bode casually, outside big plot events, but honestly? i wanted to see more of him with Cere and especially Cordova in Survivor. i know Cal wasn't really in a great place to be getting mentorship from them, but it would've made Cordova's death hit harder, and i just love Cal and Cere's relationship, so of course i want to see more one-on-one scenes with them.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character

....one of my OCs from a different era of star wars, honestly. uhhh, totally different fandom, let's see... okay i wouldn't entirely say reminds me of but when i made the playlist for him and Bode i pulled a bunch of songs off my Revan playlist and my Wei Wuxian playlist, so i think. thematic similarities between both.

A headcanon about that character

i think i've probably talked about all of my headcanons for this man already, especially in my fics, but the low-hanging fruit is that he feels like fire. and the chronic pain headcanons - beyond general joint problems i have him have gone through a really bad accident on Bracca when he was 14, where he saved Prauf's life but in doing so his right ankle was shattered in multiple places and broke the skin. because he couldn't afford to get medical care, he had to splint it and wrap it on his own and then just let it heal, which means his ankle is alllll fucked up. the game, ironically, supports this headcanon, by making one of his idle animations rolling out that ankle. no i did not remember that when i gave him the injury.

A song that reminds of that character

i have an entire long spyscrapper playlist with some great songs on it but here's one of my favorites:

(if you want the playlist link itself, just send me an ask, people-who-aren't-senket, i'm happy to share it!)

An unpopular opinion about that character

hmmm. i don't like merrical and don't think they work well together romantically? that's not really about Cal though, let me see. OH! he was not ready to be knighted when he was in jfo; Cere absolutely shouldn't have done it, and didn't really have the right or authority to do it, and it's harmed him. i also don't think he actually should've gotten a kyber crystal on Ilum - the way it was portrayed in the game, he didn't have to go through an actual trial to get it, he didn't overcome his fear of failure or his survivor's guilt or any of that, he wasn't ready and it shouldn't have happened.

narratively, for the game's story as a video game, i understand why both scenes happened, and i actually like them and i think it's fun to explore the ramifications, especially of the premature knighting, but yeah. that's how i feel

Favorite picture

i like this edit i made a lot because he looks like Anakin and it felt, uh, appropriate hahaha

#asked and answered #cal kestis #jfo #jedi survivor

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yermes · 1 year

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PAC 🛼:

Its me again unfortunately . This may be a weird flex but I freaking love my friends 🥹 I have some of the sweetest most creative friends ever. May have had to kiss a few frogs on my occult kik/ discord era but I found some really special magical friends out there in the ether. 🩷 As ur step mom I hope you have good friends too and not ones I side eye and be like uhm ya sure abt that one??? Anyways heres a reading for what to look for in a group/ coven/ circle/ whatever the fuck you kids call it these days.

Pick a meme

Pick a card

Queen of cups 🍯

Queen of the thrones of waters, Binah, Heh, watery aspect of water, 20° Gemini to 20° Cancer

Goddamn is there a lot of emotion up in your squad (not shitting on it just pointing it out) but for the most part it seems to be going well for you. This group seems mostly good natured however with mostly water and lack of everything else make sure what they’re actually talking about is concrete and its not just a flurry of ideas not based in actual practice or theory. They seem to cling on to a big flaw of the magic community and its being a dreamer with no follow through or work do do something actual instead sinking more and more into ones own delusional escape. But hey at least they seem friendly

Disappointment 🫗

Five of cups, Mars 1. Scorpio, Geburah through water

Girl if I see you coming home from school every day with tears in your eyes because your “friends” are causing an emotional crisis. THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. This may have been an unconscious fear coming true. Maybe you didn’t know much about magic and the occult so you joined this group thinking it would be great only to cause a lot of hard lessons that didn’t really need to happen but you just kept walking and ignored all the red flags. L status rn. You lost the illusion. What you thought was true was bullshit and you are now in a emotional catastrophe. If you wanna talk just dm me kiddo u are always welcome to talk to me abt shit okay 🩵

Two of wands 🍷

Lord of dominion, Chokmah, Vehooel and Deneyal, Mars in Aries, 1°–10°

You have such a trash vibe. You and your little homies got together and said lets make each other worst forreal. If I was your ACTUAL mom I would look outside in concern clutching my pearls as you lot burned ants with magnifying glasses smh. However, a main drive is to get stronger and better which I am for and however you choose to do it I cannot judge because I was a spiteful piece of shit when I was just learning as well. However, I warn while using emotions and more primal emotions as fuel to get better do not compromise the integrity of who you are for this group it will never turn out well for ya.

Lust 🍫

Venus in leo, Chesed to Geburah, fire, Babalon, power

Usually called power in other decks this card signifies that you are REALLy into yo shit lol. Like okay Jack Parsons. I feel like since this card is very related to a primal aspect your squad mostly hangs out in the low magic category and you all just kind of fuck around and find out. Which is fine. As above so below the primal deserves as much love and the divine but maybe I would research some higher magic just to balance yourself out. I feel like you are not super satisfied with the group and you want it to be something its not but you cannot force change you can only vote w yo feet.

I know how important it is for some people to have a squad but just remember you only need yourself to practice

#suitlifeofgerm #askgerm #pick a card #daily card #pick a picture #magic #shadow work #pac #tarotoftheday #germ reads #beginner witch #baby witch #witch

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haljathefangirlcat · 1 year

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And now, for something completely different... a few Inkheart headcanons, specifically about Smol Feral Trash Cat-Dog With A Knife. Così, de botto, senza senso, as we say here. Some I've picked up through the years by reading other people's headcanons or fic and then developed (if you can call any of this stuff "developed", lol) by building up on ideas I liked, others date back all the way to when I read the books in middle school.

I think it's safe to say that most of the fandom knows "basta!" means "enough!" or "stop!" in Italian. Which... yeah, pretty great name for the kind of violent criminal whose victims would be screaming that kind of thing, at least in a book series for kids. But, like other people who've spent probably too much time thinking about it at some point or another, I do like to imagine a more Watsonian explanation for it being a real, if surprisingly well-fitting, name rather than a nickname he earned during his time as a fire raiser. Mine actually hinges on the fact that, back in the day, before reliable contraceptives or safe abortifacients or even just the idea that there was nothing weird or bad about being married while not having children or sex or not being married at all, couples who ended up with more kids than they could feed would sometimes name the hopefully last one of them Ultimo or Ultima, meaning "last", as a sort of... auspicious name, if for a given definition of "auspicious." I've even heard a story (which, admittedly, might be a urban legend, as I've seen it mentioned in a few places but with no source) about a couple who called their last children Ultimo, Definitivo ("definitive, conclusive, final"), and Finiamola ("let's get it over with!", or "let's stop this!"), each time hoping the new kid would also be the very last... so, yeah. Long story short, I imagine Basta as the youngest child of poor parents living in a small, crowded house, who by the time of his birth were just about ready to say, "Enough with this! If we get another after this one, we'll just carry it into the woods and leave it there, and then it'll be up to whatever animal/fairy/kindly passerby to kill it or raise it!" I also like to think he actually has an older sister named Ultima, running around somewhere in the Inkworld... even if, for both obvious reasons and more headcanon-y ones, he hasn't kept in contact with anyone from his family ever since he officially joined Capricorn.

About the "more headcanon-y" reasons: I once read a fic (I thiiink it was on Fanfiction.net? Probably not AO3) where, as a boy, Basta killed his own father, an abusive drunkard, to prove his loyalty and ruthlessness to Capricorn. Needless to say, I loved it! And went on to incorporate part of it in my vision of Basta as a character. In my own headcanons, I'm not sure if I really see Basta's father or even both of his parents as that actively hateful or violent towards him (if only because I'm not quite sure if singling out just one boy among so many children in that way would quite work, realistically speaking about an in-universe Medieval-ish fantasy world... unless some of those many children died young due to hunger, illness, or simple lack of supervision. Again, in-universe Medieval-ish fantasy world) but as I love that bit in Inkheart where Fenoglio talks about Basta's unhappy childhood, how worthless he thought he was, and how easily he clung to Capricorn, I do picture him being severely neglected and receiving very little in the way of kindness or affection both inside and outside of his family. Perhaps being either dismissed or unfairly blamed for being the runt of the litter and not big and strong enough to help more around the house, or in the fields, or in whatever failing business his father might have owned, given how he's not exactly tall and physically imposing even as an adult? Anyway, I do find the idea of him being miserable in his early life and initially clinging to Capricorn as both a magnetic, irresistible symbol of what neither him nor anyone in his family ever had and his one real hope for money, power, and generally something better, then coming to see him as this godlike figure, as well as a new, better father he'd be willing to exchange his perhaps equally distant but much less impressive (and much less interested in finding some actual use for him) old one for (even at the cost of a very cold take on "out with the old, in with the new"), incredibly fascinating.

For something less dark, more crack unless you consider the implications: building up on the fact that yes I realize we're never given anyone's exact height in the books, no I won't get over the idea of him being essentially a pint-sized menace and Capricorn's very angry, very menacing chihuahua, it amuses me (way more than it should) to think that at some point, probably when he was still one of the youngest among Capricorn's men in the Inkworld or when he and Capricorn were on their own in our world, someone definitely tried dismissing him as a threat (maybe even by making fun of him) due to his height and build... only to immediately, sorely regret it.

Still on the possibly disturbing crack side of things: he makes a big show of hitting on women, particularly the maids in Capricorn's village, and there might actually be some desire under him just liking to pose as this Big Intimidating Man showing off his power by making women in an already inferior or subservient position to him squirm in discomfort... but if any of them should ever respond positively, even just in an attempt to get protection or some sort of special treatment out of him, he wouldn't know how to handle it. Like, it would temporarily short-circuit his brain. The closest he ever got to getting a woman to acknowledge his flirting in any significant way besides pulling back from him and reaching the nearest exit as fast as possible is probably that time a girl rejected him by telling him he had bad breath and then he killed her with snakes and resolved to chew mint leaves for the rest of his life because he's such a confident person. Even Roxane probably never exchanged more than five words (mostly to the effect of "get lost!" and "fuck you!" on her side) with him.

For the last one, a bittersweet one: Basta actually liked Fulvio, the black jacket who got read into One Thousand and One Nights in exchange for Farid. A lot of Capricorn's men did, really, but I like to picture Fulvio as a boy from our world, probably coming from a poor, dysfunctional home, that Basta in particular kind of took under his wing (as much as Basta could do that for anyone...) because he saw something of himself in him. This is, ofc, based on nothing but my hazy memories of reading the Italian translation of Inkheart, where I'm 90% sure a bunch of black jackets are ready to beat Mo to a pulp as soon as they notice Fulvio has disappeared and Basta himself gets all in Mo's face and tells him he will personally make him "pay dearly for Fulvio."

#inkheart #inkheart trilogy #inkheart basta #basta (inkheart)

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zkoh001 · 1 year

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can you do some garmasako after seson 3. Ypu say you would like to rewrite Misako and I would like to see this.

Can you make some them agruing and them forgiving each other?And some fluff(If you want)

If ypu dont want to write that,no problem just please give me anything about them!

Please answear and make me know are you gonna do that or no.

I thank you in advance and look forward to your reply

Oh, wow an ask!

I'm not a big writer, but I defo think theey would be more couple-y with each other. They still love each other, but at the same time, a lot happened, since then.

I would imagine something-something being a bit standoffish. They would have some lingering resentment, that undermines their immense love for one another.

G: You abadoned our son (even if I know you never meant to leave)

M: Well, you abandoned me first... (even if I know you didn't mean to get venom-ed)

I want some domestic fluff moments, nothing extra, just hugs, and touches that last a bit longer. I could imagine Lloyd being like "I could have had that..."

So basically fucked up people trying their best to be better together, and to give Lloyd a childhood that was forcibly ripped away from him.

Garmadons sacrifice would happen, and Misako would refuse to grieve, dead set on being the single parental figure, and a steady point for Lloyd. I could see her getting a bit overbearing, maybe in her moments alone we would see her staring longingly at a picture of her, Wu, Garmadon and wittle baby Lloyd.

Wu would help her get her feelings out there, and just generally be there, no shipping involved. She would be very closed and hostile at first

M: You can't understand!

W: I can. That day, not only did you loose a husband. I lost a brother.

#traumabonding

Oh wow, that got dark fast. Back to the fluff! They would be troublemakers as both young, and old people. Also, as a sidehobby, playing fiddle on Wu's last braincell.

Obligatory HoT, side tangent: Here we are, sons of god, masters of nature, and this random archeologist we found in the trash, we can't get rid of her halp.

Also, they both have a gremlin side, and they make each other ten times worse. Definitely pranked the EMs, but they couldn't do shit about it. When they asked wu he just said, "lol, now you know my pain"

But only they can break Wu's rules, and set his last braincell on fire, because you mess with my brother (-in law) you mess with me

Lastly, before the cat law applied to Lloyd, it applied to Garmadon. If he fell asleep on you Misako and/or Wu would just stand in the doorway. Watching. And waiting Making sure you play by the rules :)

#ninjago #ninjago wu #misako #ninjago misako #garmadon #lord garmadon #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #garmasako is similarities attract #wusako is opposites attract #but in this case garmasako won #and wusako are only friends #but you can pry their friendship from my cold dead hand #guys and girls can be friends #espesh when you can bond over the same person #being dumber than a clump of nails (affectionate)#tigermom au

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aprillikesthings · 6 months

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I ONLY HAVE FOUR EPISODES LEFT oh god oh god I'm full of adrenaline ngl

okay

s5 ep10 return to the fright zone

before we start I just want you to know I posted another short fic, it's explicit, thank you

Also Saer made the pattern for the ears and tail of my Catra cosplay :D :D :D

okay

I'm so weirdly antsy and anxious about this

So this is why, last episode, I had trouble recognizing this as the spot where Glimmer and Catra had fought ages ago. The way Netossa was standing in front of it made it look TINY. With Sea Hawk and Swift Wind standing there right in front of the entrance it's clearer to me.

Netossa is explaining everyone's weakness, and I'm lol'ing because the illustrations in the notebook are so obviously Nate's art style

(I also roll my ankle sometimes, that hurts like A MOTHERFUCKER)

those drawings are so fucking cute help i can't

"whoa whoa whoa, that's like, really personal compared to fire" lolol

yeah this is just for my "accidentally inappropriate screenshots" collection

every possible screenshot I could take of this is perfection AHAHAHAHA

anyway roll intro

Scorpia apparently wreaked havoc on some town and then went back to the Fright Zone.

Perfuma: bc it's her home Catra: that pile of fucking trash isn't anyone's HOME Perfuma: okay but she could probably resist Horde Prime's programming

oof

but also: true

Anyway Catra points out: the chip is the important thing, not WHO is chipped

omg

Catra: "The only reason Adora, y'know....saved me or whatever....is that the chip got damaged first!"

look at how smug she is

Perfuma: "I know all about how you treated Scorpia back in the Horde!" Catra:

yeah that's not nice to think about huh

(I talk about finding Mean!Catra hot but the scenes where she's just viciously cruel to Scorpia are just...not. They're hard to watch.)

Perfuma: "Things are different now! Scorpia knows the kindness of a true friend."

bb has some regrets

(bb has a LOT of regrets)

look at poor Melog ;_;

Bow's dads haven't responded to Bow since they got back, shit. Glimmer offers to teleport them there to check on them.

I can't help thinking of the moment in Nate's fic where Adora runs into the bunk room to get some clothes for Catra and these two are cuddling and are startled, and Adora apparently just smirks at them before leaving the room again lol

Anyway, everyone else is off to see if they can save Scorpia

They use Melog to sneak into the Fright Zone

Man I wish it wasn't a pain in the ass to gif this stuff, because their faces are so good, but:

Adora: "It's weird, isn't it? Being back. So many memories here." Catra: "Most of them bad."

Catra: "Hey, I bet I can still beat you to the forge." Adora: "Uh, yeah, because you always cheat!"

look at them *sobs*

But yeah there's still destroyed stuff all over the place

"before we were taken by Horde Prime." LOL

Perfuma just starts shouting Scorpia's name to everyone else's horror, but electricity starts sparking everywhere before something blows up

and there she is!

Perfuma is still convinced Scorpia won't hurt her...and is v v wrong, and Adora has to tackle her out of the way

oh god

Catra starts apologizing but Scorpia just zaps her and she goes flying

Adora's "Catraaaa!" is very satisfying

She transforms to She-Ra in record time to keep a big chunk of machinery (that Scorpia threw) from crushing her.

Netossa: "Pretty sure she can tell it's us." Perfuma: "Yes, but I mean, it's Catra. Can we really blame her?"

LOLOL

Back at the library, Bow's dads are nowhere to be seen

There's a great line of Bow saying "They can't protect themselves! They're dads!"

PFFT they find a note left specifically for Bow. It has a dad-joke-level pun.

How smart is Melog? Is it like having a cat that can talk? Or is it like, A Person. Because Melog is clearly fine playing the role of Therapy Cat Who Can Also Make Things Invisible. But Catra and Melog are clearly having a conversation where Melog has some things to say!

One of Catra's ears twitches. It's so cute. Help.

OH SHIT (there's water aggressively leaking from nearby pipes)

wait wrong cartoon XD

but I'm glad I was able to find that exact gif because:

yeah

Adora in general is a Golden Retriever Girlfriend but this is so funny

"We don't throw tanks at our friends!" I mean she's got a point, they don't want to actually hurt Scorpia

Spinerella shows up and Netossa runs to chase after her

PFFT LOL

YAY

Anyway the Dads say they found something that might help things. I think I know what. Oh god.

Catra and Mermista get in a fight, and Catra realizes she can't just slash the chip out of Mermista because it's clearly like, putting tendrils/connections into the rest of her body. The moment of hesitation means Mermista gets the upper hand, and Catra barely escapes (riding on Melog!)

She-Ra and Perfuma are still trying to deal with Scorpia, and She-Ra gets banged into a wall and is just Adora again. She looks confused and unhappy about it.

Perfuma: "What happened to She-Ra?"

they end up running into Hordak's little throne room and OH SHIT FUCK

see this is why I made myself stop reading the synopses I forgot

Scorpia ties up Perfuma and Adora's hands with electrical cable things

Adora: well you still can't have She-Ra

Horde Prime: "Not anymore. My little brother's research has given me everything I need to know. The technology of this planet is familiar to me. Ancient, crude, outdated. It will be child's play to bypass its defenses and take the weapon at its heart for myself, with...or without you."

shit

y'know it's been a while since a random line in this show made me think of a song

and...oh no the lyrics kind of work for Catradora, in any case the vibes definitely do, and now I'm hella distracted, FUCK

🎵My hands are tied My body bruised, she got me with Nothing to win and Nothing left to lose And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you give And you give And you give yourself away With or without you With or without you, oh I can't live With or without you🎶

*resentfully adds it to my spop rewatch spotify playlist*

(it's still a really great song tho, just saying)

OKAY back to Bow's dads

George: "We unearthed an ancient secret, long forgotten. A rebellion from the time of the First Ones, fighting against a powerful tyrant, just like we are. Watch. Eternia."

Anyway they bring up a huge globe kind of map thing?

Lance: "But then we remembered that message on your tracker pad and how it used coded language based on the star formations of the distant past."

George: "Friend of..."

"Mara wasn't alone!"

Hologram: "There is one recording available. Would you like to review?" Lance: "Play it." Serenia: "This is our last transmission. If anyone's hearing this, you need to listen."

AND I'VE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT I'm surprised it took this long lol lemme reblob

#april rewatches spop #return to the fright zone

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a-la-campanella · 8 months

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Dreaming of Garbage

AKA misc. Tatalov lore dump lol

It's a little late now to be making an analysis post on the Sweet Dreams "Penacony "The Great Tatalov" video, but who cares? I'm still working an Interstellar Journey post and that video has been out for even longer.

The video, for the most part, alternates between two speakers: Shatana and Himeko. Shatana, of course, is Natasha (they share voice actors, and Shatana is an outright anagram of Natasha). Of the two, Shatana is the only one who actually mentions Tatalov outright. Himeko's voicelines can be read as entirely unrelated to the whole Tatalov plotline going on, so for the purposes of this post, I'm ignoring what she has to say.

Most players won't remember this, but the first mention of Tatalov actually occurred as far back as 1.0 through interacting with a trash can in Boulder Town. (Thanks to u/merofsilence for pointing it out, I didn't catch that!) The dialogue is about the defeat of Garbage King Tatalov, by the hands of a younger trash can.

I... highly doubt these roles are fulfilled by Sampo and the Trailblazer, mostly because even in dreams we'd be able to sus out that Sampo wouldn't talk like that, but I digress; it's a dream at the end of the day. (I also have my doubts about the big trash can that Sampo fights being Tatalov, but that's more likely.) Though I do think this will be the same end we see for Tatalov when we arrive in Penacony, though.

The scenes with garbage or those taking place in Belabog are from the Tatalov dream; everything else is from Penacony, or a dream-like version of the planet. One of the inspirations for Penacony seems to have been Inception, a movie about dreams within dreams; so there are layers to these dreams, right? Reality is Penacony as it truly is/the hotel, and the first level of the dream is where all the fun parts of Penacony are. This makes Tatalov's story in a later level.

I imagine that part of the Penacony story (minus the details of interactions with other characters and actual larger-scale conflict) will go something like this:

The Astral Express crew checks into the hotel on the planet and then gets escorted to their respective rooms to enter the dreaming state. After arriving at their rooms, everyone starts to sleep.

We encounter Firefly in the first level of the dream. The photos with Firefly? She's just showing us around. Seems to have been some kind of conflict we're protecting her from and a secret she's hiding from us, too.

Enter the next dream? Or we enter that dream later.

The Trailblazer's dream brings them back to a Belabog populated by Trash Cans (hence the setting being Belabog), where we reunite with our beloved trash and the Big Bad Sampo.

We meet Shatana, played by Natasha, and she begs us for our help to rise up against Tatalov, who regardless of if he is or isn't represented by Sampo, is the Great Evil we must defeat to save the trash.

She tells us, "since that thing from beyond the sky arrived here along with the Eternal Freeze, Tatalov's eyes have been blinded." The thing from beyond the sky is, perhaps, meant to be the Stellaron, and it turned Tatalov into a poor ruler (maybe a reference to Cocolia?). "We must force the Garbage King to mend his ways under the banner of Skyfire" is just fighting back against Tatalov. Skyfire is a curse we can apply on enemies from Foxian Tales of the Haunted to make them explode, dealing Fire DMG... so probably a reference to that, and a nod towards Preservation Trailblazer. If Skyfire here is meant to mean anything else, then my guess is as good as yours.

Firefly might be sharing this dream with us? We do seem to share the dream with her when exploring Penacony (re: speculation that she exists only in a dream), and there was a trash can next to us when we got bombed, followed by Firefly's comment of "what kind of nonsense is this?" Our dream is too much for her, whoops.

I have no fucking clue who Sampo is talking about when he says "Follow me, you two." Like, one of the two people is probably the Trailblazer, but I'm skeptical to assume the second person could be Shatana... so who knows. Maybe Firefly? Anyways, he appears at some point to get in our way and terrorize the trash cans. What a cruel, evil man...

Success(?) and defeat of Tatlov to follow. The dream might end there, or we might enter a new dream, who knows.

As all this is happening, everyone else is down to business and battle and whatever is going down apparently involves whales. Based off the rough timeline from White Night, this would be during the dreaming time.

It's an absurd story we've dreamt up, but given how fleshed out some of the details are and the full on movie poster at the end of the video, it's likely a story we've been thinking about for a while. Trailblazer's Main Character arc to save the Trash Cans!

Parts I wasn't sure where to fit in timeline-wise:

So a massive Sampo throwing us into to Penacony? That happened, I guess. It could be a dream or it could some Alice In Wonderland mushrooms shit, since there was a massive March at some point too, though that was in a dream, I think...

We may have crashed in front of Robin and Sunday after we were tossed down. The ground from the crater looks similar to the ground in the photos.

There's also a normal-sized "Sampo" (he seems to be manipulated by Sparkle, what with the koi fish flying out of the way to reveal him with glowing eyes) who puts us to sleep at some point outside of the Tatalov dream, perhaps to force us back into that dream.

The part with green framing? I guess that's Sam's POV since the green is similar to his wings. And Acheron teams up with Black Swan and the Trailblazer to fight Sam... why is Black Swan fighting. Does she have something personal against the Stellaron Hunters? She's literally a meme, what the fuck. This is before Acheron has drawn her sword, so this is a different point in time than the one shown in White Night.

There's a quick sequence that doesn't really mean a lot yet; some bubbles, the... watch thingy or whatever floating in Penacony (I didn't pay attention during the livestream, no clue what its called), and some ID cards or some shit. I can't make out the letters well enough to translate them to English but it's at 1:04 for anyone interested.

#honkai: star rail #hsr #recall and retrieve #building an accelerated tree #trailblazer #tatalov #sampo koski is back! even if it's just a dream!#watched inception last week for this lol #it is. a christopher nolan movie alright #the movie is fine but #I think he could benefit a lot from giving female characters a personality #he'd write better females characters if he just made them all male first then genderbent some later... </3

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okay actually i just saw that post u reblogged of that tiktok of the guy doing the transitions and shit and like. i know u sometimes dj a little for fun right?? so my question is, is that guy even doing anything by turning that one knob over and over randomly or is that shit just for show lmfao 💀

(the tiktok in question)

LMFAOOO he is technically doing shit, basically what he's doing with the one knob is turning it to the next track. he's using CDJs which have a vertical menu of all the tracks on the cd/usb drive (think like an old ipod where you use a tracking wheel to scroll through menus), so every transition he's selecting the next track. but what's most important is that you can see him hit the big buttons on the left side of the cdj which are "cue" (to load the next track) and play/pause, so he's literally just hitting play, selecting the next track on the other cdj while the first is playing, then hitting play on the other cdj. you can also tell because his crossfader (at the bottom of the mixer) is straight in the middle and untouched, meaning whatever he plays will come out at equal volume from both sides.

a handful of times he'll touch the "cd" part of the cdj, which is used to select what point of the track you want to play; he has a laptop which is most likely showing him the actual waveform of the track, and he's using the 'cd' part as a cursor to select the specific part of the track he wants to cue up. cdjs also let you set "cue points" (think like a timestamp) so every time you play the track it'll play from that point. this is way harder to do on a vinyl record; most of the time people will put stickers on their vinyl or sharpie marks to know where to place the needle. since he doesn't touch the crossfader or use headphones, he probably set up all the tracks with cue points so he could just alternate hitting play between them. with cdjs, all of the work a vinyl dj would do in the background on headphones during playback can be done ahead of time.

the 'cd' knob can also have a "vinyl mode" where it functions as if it were a vinyl record, meaning instead of scrolling through the wave form of the track, it will manipulate the playback itself by slowing down, speeding up, or reversing the audio as it would on vinyl. this is essential for beatmatching on vinyl, since all you can really do is play a record faster or slower to make it play in time (match the beats) with the other track. cdjs are digital, so they can be played at any speed you want, and most now come with an automatic beatmatching tool that will set the tracks at the same bpm (beats per minute) FOR you. this is why, when cdjs came out, many people said cdjs weren't real djing, since that's basically the only function a dj even performs aside from track selection.

he does hit the pitch shift and faders a few times (fades in Wake Me Up then hits stop on Counting Stars, cues up Holy Grail, hits stop and slides the pitch shift down [toward him] on Wake Me Up so it sounds like it's "powering down"). on my tables bringing the pitch shift toward me turns it up, making it faster. but i think some cdjs are either reversed (down is up and up is down lol), or maybe theyre customizable since it's all digital anyway.

i guess the cool thing about cdjs is that quick mixes like this are possible on that equipment; this would be nigh impossible with turntables, especially if all those tracks were pressed onto different records. but sonically it's just an absolute trash fire to listen to LMFAO

thanks for letting me rant about dj stuff heehee

#kiunlo #ask #djing #rekkidz

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pyjamaart · 1 year

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decided to illustrate one of the dreams i had recently! keep reading for more about this crazy sonic/kirby crossover lol.

Three years ago I started dream journaling, which is still one of the coolest hobbies one can have. I said it before and I'll say it again: If you have even a little bit of interest in starting a dream journal you gotta do it. It's so freaking fun.

I've had some crazy dreams in these three years. At the moment, my dream journal has 124 entries.

This one started pretty tame, as me and some other person were playing a video game. We were riding a bike through some tunnels and had to hide from the police by hiding out in a big trash can.

After that, we rode through a tunnel flooded with loads of pink flowers. As we were heading out of there, we came face to face with a big city and our bike transformed into a space ship, just in time before the whole city fucking exploded.

Susie, who suddenly appeared and turned out to be our characters traveling companion, was not amused by the sight of the burning buildings. And we found out why soon after: her father, President Haltmann, was erecting a gigantic tower out of the ground in the middle of New York, pushing over a few sky scrapers in the process. That was probably the reason why everything exploded.

You knew it was her father doing this, because the big silver tower had a big ass purple H on the very top of it. The H standing for Haltmann, of course.

Back in the real world, my gaming pal was already coming up with all kinds of wild theories as to what was going to happen in this crazy story. They theorized that Susie was gonna turn out to be evil and that she was actually helping her father take over the world.

I was not convinced, however, as I was positive that Susie was on our side. "No, I don't believe that. You could hear in her voice that she never wanted all of this destruction. Susie is a true comrade."

I think this might be a good point to tell you that I have never actually played Kirby Planet Robobot, so I have no fucking clue how these characters would behave. But don't worry, it's on the very top of my "games I finally need to play, because they've been standing around in my shelf for years" list.

To continue the story of the dream, Susie was flying us to a space station far away from earth, where we planned our next moves. There we finally found out who we were playing as the entire time: None other than Sonic the Hedgehog!!

After that was a section I can only explain as "Super Sonic Galaxy", as Susie and Sonic concocted a plan to stop President Haltmann and fly back to earth to invade his tower. You had to move Sonic around with a Wii-Mote and Nunchuck, just like in the real Super Mario Galaxy. (I've had a few nightmares about Wii-Motion technology. At least 4 now. The worst was one day before the release of Fire Emblem Three Houses, when I dreamt that the monastery was a labyrinth of brown walls that you had to navigate Byleth through using the dreaded Wii-Mote motion controls. I woke up in a cold sweat from that one.)

As Sonic and Susie finally made it back to earth, they came face to face with the gigantic silver building and its big metallic entrance. It turned out to lead straight into an elevator, where Sonic proceeded to get his face stuck in the elevator door as it shut on him. Susie could only look on in horror. All part of President Haltmanns master plan. (?)

That's where I woke up sadly. My dreams always seem to end just as it gets interesting.

This was really fun, so you can probably expect me to illustrate a few more of my dreams in the future!

#dream journaling fucking rules i highly recommend it #sonic the hedgehog #kirby #susie haltmann #dream journal

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I saw someone on twitter discussing Rhaegar, and other problematic elements of the series, and they basically said GRRM had no idea what trash Rhaegar was in the 90s when he first came up with the character but he probably is now aware of how awful literally everyone (except the targ stans) think Rhaegar is so when/if he ever gets to the part of the series where Martin explains the relationship he will have to do some serious damage control to 'fix' R/L.

They also said, which I fully agree with, that because he's taken 30 years to finish this series, social mores and cultural norms have shifted so much that a lot of plot points and characterizations he was probably planning are now deeply, deeply problematic whereas back in the 90s, the fantasy-reader audience the books were originally marketed towards would not have cared. Like you said, the post-me too era has brought forth a lot more awareness about grooming, age gaps, power imbalances, etc. I definitely think one of the reasons its difficult to finish the series is because GRRM is now aware of certain plot points he has been planning no longer being palatable and knowing he would get crucified for if he went forward with them. Like San/san was definitely something that was meant to be more romantic or sexual but the ages of the characters, lack of five year gap, and knowing people would rage at him if he made San/san canon in anyway means that romantic ship is over imo lol. Sa/ndor's love for Sa/nsa will be a lot more platonic and self-sacrificial going forward as opposed to romantic undertones.

For R/L though, I do wonder if GRRM telling HOTD writers to include the ice and fire prophecy in the show means that he will lean way more heavily into 'Well, ackshually, Rhaegar was saving the world it wasn't about wanting to fuck a teen he became infatuated with. Also, Elia was chill with it because Dornish(tm).' Basically, I can see Martin leaning way more heavily toward Rhaegar doing what he did to save humanity versus him not being able to keep it in his pants. But we'll see if/when the series is ever completed, which is a big if.

Sorry this is so long I'm putting it underneath:

I do agree that Martin came up with this series in the 90s and did not expect it to become such a cultural landmark. I am not sure he agrees Rhaegar is "awful" as Martin has said and done things within his book series that make me believe he does not see much wrong with a 16 year old running off with a 23 year old. I do think he always intended to add the magically bits in the story with Rhaegar and Lyanna but that they were suppose to be look at as the human incarnations of Ice and Fire and Jon being the offspring of that magic.

And even if Martin did realize after much discussion how problematic the Lyanna and Rhaegar situation is I don't think he would change it. The unfortunate truth is they are fundamental to the story. Not in a way where we need to see them, but they are similar to Paris and Helen. Without their actions the story doesn't exist, and without Rhaegar and Lyanna running off the story does not happen. Our world is reset.

And the book has expanded so much, including a list of characters Martin never intended for us to see, that it makes us really resent both Lyanna and Rhaegar as readers. All the while the narrative itself does not seem to be aware of how horrible the actions of them (especially Rhaegar) is. Adding the Aegon storyline in the book and if he doesn't turn out to be a fake and does end up dead and Jon ends up somehow having a "happy" ending it feels super insulting to Elia and the rest of the characters who suffered due to Rhaegar and Lyanna's actions.

The inclusion of the Ice and Fire prophecy in HOTD had nothing to do with Martin and more to do with the HOTD writers wanting to include a reason for why Viserys was choosing Rhaenyra. In the books Viserys is just a shitty king and has no reason at all for not naming Aegon after his birth. In the show it's hinted he believes the Ice and Fire prophecy would only be fulfilled under Rhaenyra's line.

As for what Martin will do with Elia, I really am not sure but he has said he will make it "complicated". I tend to think he wouldn't make Elia "okay" with it but he might have a situation where Elia believes her son is the Prince that was Promised and wants him to have his "Visenya". But I'm not sold on that just because I don't think Rhaegar would use Lyanna to get a Visenya, he would likely assume the child from Lyanna was the Prince that was Promised simply because of the "ice" connection.

But on the topic of why Martin hasn't finished the series. I have several thoughts:

First, he's written himself into a nightmare. If you read A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons, they are interesting but they expand the plot in a way I've never seen done before. For any type of novel. He has multiple POVs with incredibly complex and interesting storylines, most of which aren't connected to the main plot. I don't know how he's going to handle closing all of those storylines within two books. I love Feast and Dance so much but as a writer I cannot image having to close all of those storylines.

Second, GOT took up so much time. In the first years GOT was airing Martin did a lot of media for the show, cons, and even wrote a whole episode up until season 5. That's a lot of work and it doesn't leave a lot of time to write and complete the story. Also once it became clear Martin wouldn't even complete Winds before the show closed I don't think he had the same motivation to write faster. Why not take his time? Plus D&D had clearly branched out from all the book storylines by season 4.

Third, the reaction to the ending of GOT (which were his intended endings) must have hurt. I cannot image a world where you as the writer of this series see people reacting so poorly to your intended ending (even if D&D butchered it) would not feel at least disappointment. People hated Villain Dany and her death (does matter if I love fallen Dany) and I 100% believe he's going there in the next book. He might be worried or concerned about the reaction. Martin has admitted that seeing fans discuss the series and figuring out things have made him want to change course. And that was back when the series was limited to forum discussions online. He had major news outlets discussing how "awful" Dany's ending was. That likely affected him and his writing.

#got #asoiaf #asoiaf critical

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Wednesday, August 21st, 2024.

How has covid affected you? Like the whole ordeal or the illness specifically? Because 2020 felt like an emotional/political roller coaster. Staying home wasn't a big deal because I was already practically a shut-in, but the world as seen through my computer screen was a dumpster fire. As for the illness itself, I finally caught it in February of 2023. It hit me hard the first night, the next three days or so were like a bad cold or a mild flu, and the remainder - approximately a week and a half - was just like a common cold. I was sniffly and exhausted, but nothing serious.

What is a comfort show of yours? I don't watch television, so I'm going to go with YT videos instead: Essential Salts, Where Did The Road Go? Radio, Belief Hole, Fall Of Civilizations, Event Horizon, Science & Futurism With Isaac Arthur, French Whisperer, and various Japan vloggers such as Toki Doki Traveller, Abroad In Japan, Seerasan, Sharmeleon, etc.

Are you open about your past or do you not let anyone in? I am really only open about my past with a few people (and two of those people are my parents lol - because they were literally there for it). Even with surveys, I'm somewhat reserved. I'll speak fairly openly about my present and relatively recent past, but I tend to be vague when referencing my deep past.

Favourite fast food joint? Hmm, I don't think I have one at the moment. I don't eat fast food all that frequently.

Do you think we were put on this earth for a reason? No. I guess not. I think the reason is something you create for yourself.

What is something you have done this year you’re proud of? Started volunteering full-time at the animal shelter (prior to that, I was only part-time). I think it's been about 5 weeks now. The other day, I was in the big room gathering the nightly trash to take to the dumpster, and Leslie (manager) was like, "Talk to me if you ever want a job here…" And I said my usual, "Oh, one day…one day…" with a twinkle in my eye. ;D

Do u ever feel like surveys are usually the same questions? Yeah. Especially after taking them for nearly 20 years. However, even though many of the questions are similar or repetitive, my life circumstances have changed, so the answers have gradually changed as well.

What were you doing 10 years ago? I think I was working at PDI, and I think my dad and I were still into backpacking, but not as much as in previous years. Other than that, I really don't remember a whole lot about 2014. I was still very firmly in hermit mode, struggling with mental illness, etc.

Do you call out Karen’s when they’re harassing a cashier? Nooo. Sorry, but if someone is behaving aggressively in public, then my most likely course of action is to avoid the situation as much as possible.

Animal crossing, yay or nay? I haven't played it since I was in middle school/early high school. It seems like a cute game and I would probably enjoy it if I could actually stick with it, but I'm just not much of a gamer.

Why do you like to do surveys? They're like a journal to me. They help me document my life in a way I probably - well, undoubtedly - wouldn't do without the added prompts.

Did you ever have a MySpace? Yeah. I still miss it. The way it was originally, anyway. Not whatever it became. I loved messing around with my layouts, etc.

Do you think breaks are toxic in a relationship? I think it depends on the situation. I can think of a few scenarios in which a break could be a potentially healthy choice.

Do you have a YouTube channel? If no, would you create one? If yes what’s your content? I have one, but I only use it for watching videos. I don't create anything, nor do I have any plans to do so.

Are you a math person? Not at all.

What’s the worse thing someone has said to you? Idk.

Have you ever befriended someone because you felt bad? I don't think so.

Would you ever date someone online? I have in the past (we eventually met in person). At this point in my life…I'm not sure. My instinct is to say no because I'm not all that interested in the long-distance dynamic. Plus, when it came time for one of us to relocate…I'm pretty stubborn about the fact that it's not going to be me. I'm rooted in my life here and I don't want to leave it behind to start over somewhere else. If someone was okay with that, then idk. I guess I would be willing to see where things went.

Have you been ghosted before? Would you ghost someone? I've never been ghosted. Idk if I would do it to someone else or not.

When do you think things will be normal again? When has anything ever been normal? ;D …But you're probably talking about Covid stuff since that's how the survey started. Things around here are basically back to pre-Covid days. No one even talks about it anymore.

Do you watch anime? I watched it a lot when I was younger, but not in recent years.

Biggest goal you wanna reach before 2024 is over? Find a good work/life balance. At the moment, I'm struggling to fit everything in while still having space to breathe. My therapist wants me to do this group therapy thing with others around my age + in similar circumstances, but I feel like I'm going to scream if I have to do even one more thing. :') I think I'm going to have to tell her today that I just can't do it.

How old did/do you turn this year? I turned 35 in March.

Do you like tiktok? I don't use it.

Do you ever miss vine? Not really.

How are you doing, seriously? Oh, you know…just casually walking along a tightrope over a yawning abyss. No biggie.

Is there someone you want to talk to but you know you can’t? No.

Do you make jokes to cope with your problems? Definitely. I have a very morbid, irreverent, even PrObLeMaTiC sense of humor.

Have you ever had someone call you their best friend but you didn’t even consider them a close friend? No.

Have you ever dealt with a pathological liar? I guess you could call him that. One of my sibling's ex-partners was an all-around horrible person.

Long or short surveys? Medium. 30-40 questions is probably ideal.

If ur in school, are you doing it on zoom or in class? I'm not in school.

Would you ever have a pet rat? No. Rats are cool, but I'm not interested in having one as a pet. I already have three kitties.

Favourite memory with your best friend? I'm not sure.

Favourite type of content to watch on YouTube? History, outer space, paranormal, tarot, reaction channel trash, Japan vlogs, etc.

Are you allergic to anything serious? No.

Dream job? I basically already have it. I'm just not being paid to do it, lmao.

Do you think dreams mean anything? They're probably just the burbling of an unconscious/subconscious mind attempting to make sense of things.

Fav clothing brand? I don't have one.

Do you miss anyone? Yeah.

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NO HOMO SCENES EXIST IN ALMOST EVERYTHING THERE IS OUT THERE. AND LESBIAN AND GAY CHARACTERS ARE OTHERED. WE PLAYED MORE OF TRAILS FROM ZERO THERE'S ONE THERE. AND I CAN THINK OF MANY MORE SERIES PRAISED BY PEOPLE THAT THINK THE CHARACTERS ARE GAY WHERE THEY SPECIFICALLY HAVE THE CHARACTER THEY THINK IS GAY BE ACCUSED OF BEING GAY TO THEN EXPRESS DISGUST AT THE THOUGHT AND THEN SPECIFY HE SPECIFICALLY ISN'T ONE OF... THOSE TYPES OF GUYS... WE ALSO PLAYED MORE OF FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES THAT WAS ASS WE GOT ONLY 1 MORE SUPPORT HAVE LIKE 6 MORE THIS IS BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY B SUPPORTS... BTW CECILE IS AWESOME AND SHOULD'VE BEEN MAIN CHARACTER AND COP SETTING SOCIETY SETTING STILL ASS OMG WE WERE TRICKED INTO GAMBLING IN GAME SO MANY GAMES HAVE GAMBLING THAT WAS GARBAGE WE JUST LOST GAME MONEY OMG HOW DARE THEY ACT LIKE THAT'S STORY RELEVANT... WE ALSO PLAYED UNICORN OVERLORD WE KNOW EXCACTLY WHAT 5 CHARACTERS WE NEED ANYWAYS WE NEED TO FIGHT LIKE 100 GRINDING BATTLES TO GET THEM ALL BACK... URGG... WHEN YOU LOOK ONLY TRAILS HAD SOME PROGRESS THE OTHERS ARE JUST BORING GRINDING...

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These Fakes Bully People Oppressed And Traumatized And Make Fun Of Things Like Pronouns And Mental Diagnosis. Like That Somehow Proves They're Less Valid. Nothing Leftist About That. When Vaush Fans Abused Us Every Single Day They Too Invalidated And Dehumanized Us Similar. OH MY GOD ABUSER ISN'T SHUTTING THE FUCK UP NOW I FUCKING FORGOT UGH. Something Something Lucy Haze Is An Abuser Bigot That Hurt Us Deeply They All Believe This... Vaush Is A Cult Nothing Else...

Btw They Brainwashed Our Wife But I Freed Her... I Am A Good Person... Just Like Our Vaush Storyline Was Designed To Show REALITY And FREE Minorities From His Evil Grasp...

Isn't That Nasty...? How Being Triggered Is Made Into Something To Laugh At...? WHEN THAT SHOULD SHOWCASE SOMETHING IS WRONG SHOULDN'T THAT?!?!?! THESE VAUSH AND XANDER ASS MAKE THAT INTO A "GOTCHA"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T MASCULINE AND DUDEBRO ENOUGH IGUESS BECAUSE THEY'RE WOMAN AND FEMININE NONBINARY... UNLIKE THEIR EDGELORD CONSERVATIVE AUDIENCE...

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VAUSH FANS WANT TO KILL CRAZY AND PARAPHILIA PEOPLE THEY'RE FASCIST NAZIS NO DIFFERENT FROM HITLER. THIS IS NOTHING ELSE THAN FACT...

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Tancy pt.3

Nancy: [when we see you heading for this floor]

Nancy: Do it as a scheduled send so it doesn’t line up with the time of this shindig or he’ll know

Teddy: Oh please, I’m hardly a total amateur

Nancy: Just a reminder, don’t be grouchy

Teddy: I appreciate your concern

Nancy: It’s a good plan, it should work

Teddy: Can you bring something to pour on the keyboard afterward? That I did forget

Nancy: Of course, another vintage

Teddy: [tell her what specific bottle to bring and where to find it under lock and key pressumably, because clearly it means something to his father and you can leave the bottle so he knows, giving the necklace’s backstory in a new way, targeted attacks that you could pretend are random accidents always, we know even if he isn’t telling her all these details]

Nancy: [take however long that’s going to take you to locate this bottle and get to the 2nd floor to find him, stepping over all the carnage and fallen peeps along the way lol, putting your hand out reminiscent of him with the presents before]

Teddy: [by which time you’ve deffo done the deed because it wouldn’t take long so take this bottle from her, open it because it would have been dangerous for her to carry it on route like that given the carnage, take a swig because it’d be really nice clearly if you’re the type of bitch who’s into wine or whatever alcohol this is, then pass it back to her ‘do the honours’ because how sweet that you wanna include her in this moment of trashing your dad’s office, be careful though lads because in no world has he turned this computer off]

Nancy: [take your swig because as my boo said why not, don’t let it go entirely to this purpose when you’d only need so much to complete the job of short circuiting this PC, we will need to unplug the actual unit to turn it upside down to get it all in the hardware of it all so go ahead and do that girl, looking like you’re here to do IT support lmao, leave enough in the bottle to take another swig when you’re done and pass it back to him ‘cheers’]

Teddy: [what a visual given her mob wife aesthetic atm, this boy having the time of his life though, take your final swig and let this bottle roll under the desk as if forgotten about because we’re pretending none of this carnage is our fault and it’s all just a party out of control teehee, idk what else is in this office cos obvs most of it is at work but break some more stuff while you’re here because nobody else is doing the most like y’all]

Nancy: [hence ‘why did he even do this?’ because we know your dad is a always at the office type because doesn’t want to be here so this is truly just a vanity thing like these could’ve been guest rooms hun, realising you’ve answered your own question in your head, breaking something with a shrug like oh yeah, that’s why, sitting on top of his desk and going through whatever paperwork there is, though it proves entirely uninteresting]

Teddy: [taking said paperwork from her hand and literally shredding it because I’m sure he has one as if anything he’s doing is that important, it’s giving it’s a party don’t read, except we all know how personal all this destruction is]

Nancy: [not exactly smiling at him but looking at him like go off, king, affirming without being positive af, if you know what I mean because it is personal and we’re not stupid, so instead finding out and lighting up another cigarette as you’re swinging your legs]

Teddy: [not you stealing her cigarette and lighting this shredded paper on fire, apparently we’re at the don’t give a fuck if the house burns down point of the party because he isn’t putting it out immediately he’s letting it spread a bit and do some damage first]

Nancy: [me like don’t know if you’re actually scared or if you’re using it as an excuse even but jumping back to stand behind him because not gonna let this fire get us thank you]

Teddy: [smile at her regardless because you like it regardless, not you using her big ass fur coat to smother these flames so she’s basically naked at the gig, leading her out and shutting the office door so it doesn’t spread any further in case you didn’t do a good enough job because lbr you’re chaotic always but we’re not trying to kill all these comatose peeps everywhere]

Nancy: [having to stay planted firmly behind him, holding onto his arm so he can’t just run off and leave you because truly, you’ve only got your bra on at this point]

Teddy: [imagine if he was like okay bye, even if plenty of peeps at this party are too out of it there’s still no styling that out lol but at least you’ll have the joy of dressing her in something else, cue another montage honestly]

Nancy: [not saying you’ve never ended up in a compromising position, you’re famously a mess but you are too sober to want to be fully naked in front of all these people thank you, lbr you love him dressing with you, no teasing Barbie comments are changing that]

Teddy: [y’all will have fun even if some hilariously wild try ons will no doubt happen because at least some of his mum’s wardrobe will have been ransacked by the magpies and some choices ™ will therefore be left lol, he’ll make her look nice in the end, likewise he will not be able to resist dressing her up in one of his dad’s suits like that power lesbian he jokingly wanted to set her up with]

Nancy: [‘let me try on your clothes’ because an excuse to be in your room(s) where we’ve spent the least time and we want to but we also just want to]

Teddy: [handhold her to your gorgeous blue and gold dressing room with no hesitation whatsoever because ofc you also want to]

Nancy: [just here going through ALL his things shamelessly, we know you’re looking to see if the outfit you got him is still here or not, even though his room(s) aren’t going to be exempt from the ransack of everyone else]

Teddy: [it deffo was though because he’s a sentimental bitch and also he genuinely liked it, so unless it has been stolen, which you’d both be gutted about so we should probably be kind (shady if it means you have no taste lol) and say it’s still there]

Nancy: [just buzzing about it and not caring if he sees you smiling, telling him about the sort of dressing room you intend to have at your place when you settle down as if you’re paying for your lifestyle now and will be paying for that]

Teddy: [they’re having a lovely time because he’ll just be dressing her up in different bits and pieces randomly, not even trying to make a cohesive outfit just putting her in his different fave things that remain amongst the carnage and theft]

Nancy: [‘I like the way you dress’ when you mean it as a sincere compliment and that’s evident in your tone but you are implying that there are people that don’t just by saying it lol, twisting to try a different pose and see whatever this garment is in a different light in the mirror]

Teddy: [repeating his earlier ‘it suits you better’ which he also said about the necklace, meaning all of it not just whatever she happens to have on as he says it, even though he was loling but a moment before at her shade]

Nancy: [turning to look at him because that’s lowkey such a huge thing for him to say, walking over and fixing his collar/just playing with this fabric between our fingers ‘I don’t know, it suits you pretty damn well’]

Teddy: [mhmm, just because you say it in a casual tone doesn’t mean that it isn’t major hun, god bless, smiling bigger than the smile you gave her during the fire moment, not quite a grin but genuinely thrilled, running a hand through his hair because I’m sure it’s once again cray and in this moment he wants to look as good as she’s saying he does]

Nancy: [when you’re giving him heart eyes, there’s no other word for the way you’re looking at him right now, hence you have to kiss him before he can say anything/you feel compelled to beyond ‘you’re so handsome’ between kisses]

Teddy: [put her hand on your chest so she can feel that your heart is like !! because feels are getting high and sincere and that’s always more extra than y’all being your most feral]

Nancy: [putting your lips against his pulse in his neck so you can lowkey mouth his heartbeat right now because that’s how you feel about that ‘it was just the drugs’ like you know I don’t think any of that, right, LOOKING up at him]

Teddy: [GASPING about it like he’s wearing a corset with the level of drama of it, cos he can’t help it even though at least part of you been knew that she’d do something like that because y’all are getting used to each other’s vibes and how you always match each other’s freak, PULLING her face back to his and crashing their mouths back together so hard that their teeth deffo knock together in such a similar way to her head hitting the wall ‘no it wasn’t’ exactly like he always says no you don’t when she says I hate you]

Nancy: [my boo says a chip mayhaps, hehe and what could be more appropriate for either one of you to discover later when you’re sober and the carnage of this party is being dealt with, biting his lip and pulling it further into your mouth like shh you ‘some of it’ like let me have it lol]

Teddy: [mhmm, what if, sadly whichever one of you it is will immediately go to the dentist and get it fixed unlike in PDA because however sentimental y’all are you’re more vain haha, not letting her live ever ‘ALL of it’ as he’s running his hands over her body and pulling it into his more when he gets to her waist]

Nancy: [it’s true but still, a feral vibe nonetheless, just like now as we’re really pulling out all the makeout stops to try and stop you replying like sucking your tongue into our mouth and drooling directly onto your tongue etc etc, grinning the entire time ‘did you like it?’ shifting your body against him again, trying to be closer]

Teddy: [it’s so them, so Julia, picking her up again and hooking her legs around him to be closer still ‘did I like what?’ because trying to make her say it purely because of how much she doesn’t wanna acknowledge any of it lol]

Nancy: [‘how can I answer for you?’ like I don’t know what you did or didn’t like lol, kissing up from his neck to the cheek that you slapped and kissing it very gently and soft]

Teddy: [‘because you know what I like’ cos where’s the lie, like I said, they match each other’s freak always]

Nancy: [smiling because you can’t help it, circling your hips against him and saying ‘me’]

Teddy: [do the exact same kissing up her neck to her slapped cheek move, you gotta because you like her so much that I don’t trust you to verbalise sir]

Nancy: [grasping onto his collar, pointing your finger to his chest before laying your palm there again like you, I like you, humping against him more needily]

Teddy: [saying her name with all the !! I wouldn’t let him express when there was a question of either L word, putting her down but only so he can push her into these rails until they find another wall]

Nancy: [clutching again and pulling down clothes all around y’all as you initiate an insane makeout to deal with how he just said your name]

Teddy: [I love the carnage of all these clothes and accessories hitting the deck because there’s no way more things don’t fall off the shelves (where they’re already haphazardly hanging on with all the rummaging of tancy and other peeps) with how hard they’re crashing into the wall yet again, making out like y’all’s lives depend on it]

Nancy: [this room is not surviving, RIP to this wardrobe moment, never more happy than when we are causing absolute scenes, again, thank god this is still a party however comatose a lot of the guests are, so no one is immediately running to how loud this is]

Teddy: [my boo says y’all timed this well and she is so correct, I love btw that y’all are so rich because that means I can say the music is playing in every room of this house, as it should be, and you can have the dirty dance you were robbed of earlier right here and now as this makeout continues]

Nancy: [so true bestie, gotta have your moment and recreate what you remember of the first time and do the things you couldn’t back then because he got smacked by our boyfriend lol, the dancing could not be dirtier, even when that means we have to stop making out with you to do the most, we must]

Teddy: [me and Winola gay were both just like THEY NEED THIS so sincerely and seriously haha when they absolutely do not, but they are absolutely living and I can’t be mad about it, we all know they’re basically fucking to music, as they should]

Nancy: [us like they’ve done anything to deserve this, no but they can so they should and they will, god bless, ending up in a pile of clothes once more]

Teddy: [it’s giving their other feral antics with the prolonged dryhump of it all because he 1000% wants her to keep her clothes on rn because they’re his clothes and we love the biggest throwback to then that there has so far been]

Nancy: [you can withstand a little torture, so far your hookups have been more quick and frenzied so take your time killing each other, why not]

Teddy: [exactly, we gotta do it to them I fear]

Nancy: [lying here in the aftermath like oh shit, fiddling with some detail of the nearest piece of clothing because you were not meant to like him this much and you don’t know what to do with that information]

Teddy: [not helping the situation is the fact that he’s literally lying on her still and will not roll away like a boy who is uninterested/got what he wanted would do, just staying there instead like the cat he is, giving Crim because he isn’t curled up like a Clove he’s taking up so much space and covering so much of her body]

Nancy: [you should push him off you but he amuses you too much for you to interrupt him, you are so used to the latter being the vibe that him not doing that is like oh you funny boy ‘are you sleepy?’]

Teddy: [not beating the allegations with his sleepy kinda noise in response like hm? Because he was far away thinking clearly, feeling high af again because of y’all’s antics which you haven’t yet recovered from ‘would you like to get in my bed?’]

Nancy: [‘[saying a random couple who are super lovey-dovey] are in there’ you don’t know this at all but it’s a reason not to move, brushing his hair back into place ‘I like it here’ sounds like you mean just here on the floor of this dressing room but you mean so much more than that]

Teddy: [it’s him making such an OTT EW face at this couple for me as if y’all aren’t here behaving as loved up on the floor of his walk in wardrobe, adjusting her necklace for her whether or not it’s actually on the wonk from their antics or he just wants to touch it ‘I like you here too’ giving when he said ILY too so hard]

Nancy: [looking at the necklace yourself in that slightly mesmerised way before looking up and at him like omg, have just realised something ‘I’m probably the only person not in your family to ever get railed in this’ before narrowing your eyes suspiciously at him with a smirk like unless… because this could be a thing he does ALL the time though you don’t think it is]

Teddy: [‘if there weren’t 3 of us, I’d presume the only time my father fucked my mother was wearing this’ because literal wedding night which she didn’t know but now she’ll be able to assume, even though you’re only saying it because of how much you need your parents to hate each other]

Nancy: [clicking your teeth like whoa at that realisation, SQUEEZING his shoulder briefly without making too much of a thing of it ‘I get it now though’ nodding]

Teddy: [his own nod ‘it’s yours now’ as if that’s what she meant when she said I get it and you didn’t just wanna say that]

Nancy: [shaking your head like no silly billy ‘your sister is going to want it for her wedding, that’s the scheme’]

Teddy: [‘she’ll be happier wearing [a brand we’re absolutely dragging to filth as something only poor people wear because we love to say she wishes she was poor haha]’ because she genuinely does hate your mother so we can’t imagine her wanting anything of hers even if she is in incesty love with their father]

Nancy: [doing an evil little laugh like ew flop ‘what side does James take?’ because so far it’s even and we want to know who the villain might actually be, even though, dear reader, it is both]

Teddy: [‘he’s disgustingly swiss’ said like he is disgusted like ew you spineless flop which is harsh but also true ngl cos we all know that poor James hates conflict and even more so now that he’s with Chlo he literally isn’t allowed opinions about anything ever]

Nancy: [‘what a middle child’ as if James is the way he is purely for the birth order, not true but he is fitting the stereotype well in that regard]

Teddy: [a noise like mhmm like James is such an embarrassing cliche flop ‘which are you?’ because asking who’s the older twin as he has no reason to know]

Nancy: [‘guess’ because you simply must make him, sitting up like ta-da as if he needs to look at you to make his decision]

Teddy: [a genuine beat as he ponders ‘he’s desperate to be the oldest, but you are’ dragging Buster to filth for being an alpha male and saying it like Nancy would literally crawl her way out first and fight him out of the way to win and piss him off]

Nancy: [doing a little intake of breath that you have to cover by putting your hand to your chest like omg, you know me SO well, hamming up what was your genuine reaction to him getting it right ‘everyone guesses him’ leaning down to kiss his forehead like but you are correct]

Teddy: [an unimpressed noise like of course they do, ugh so predictable, shading everyone ever lol ‘how long were you allowed to be an only child?’ saying only child like it’s the best thing in the world because they both wish they were, what an iconic way to ask the gap]

Nancy: [‘[however long we’re making your poor mother suffer, which is probably too long because she has terrible births every time lmao]’ doing a shudder but smiling at it being a longer time than just a minute or something ‘and we were such ugly babies’ shaking your head like all that for what lmao because you would’ve been a degree of prem because twins and just your mother’s luck]

Teddy: [poor Bea didn’t suffer for you to act this way missy but this boy is happy for her so he’s smiling back but raising his eyebrows when she calls herself an ugly baby like I doubt that because he thinks she’s stunning and he always says so]

Nancy: [raising your eyebrows back amused like you doubt me sir ‘you’ll never see’ thank god your parents aren’t those parents and you wouldn’t have been plastered for the world to see, laying back down and cuddling into him ‘I’m sure you were disgustingly cute’ like how dare you always be this way, squishing his face]

Teddy: [‘I’LL show YOU’ with that emphasis like how dare you deny me but I won’t you, even though it’ll mean he has to move because his parents likewise haven’t covered the walls with anything but ugly art because no taste, making no moves to go anywhere yet though, giving her his full 🥺 as she squishes his face like yes aren’t I SO cute]

Nancy: [making an angry little noise not unlike a Clove because can’t stand how cute you are actually, pushing his face away with enough force that it’ll rebound so he’s still facing us]

Teddy: [pushing his face into her neck and hiding it there as he says ‘don’t you want to see me?’ deliberately muffling the words with how OTT he’s burying his face there like okay you won’t either as a bub or rn]

Nancy: [reaching to tickle him under his chin to make him get out and reveal himself whilst you’re saying ‘I really want to see you, please’ and laughing happily]

Teddy: [having a playfight as he pulls her hands away but in an actually playful and soft manner, also loling because he may or may not be ticklish and he’s just happy but it takes a turn when he says ‘if you say please again’ LOOKING at her]

Nancy: [LOOKING back at him ‘is that all it’ll take to see you again?’ quieter, more serious by default because you were laughing and being so silly and now you’re a little !! about being vaguely vulnerable on main]

Teddy: [maintaining this EYE CONTACT ‘yes’ because you don’t even care about making this harder for her or making a game of it which is UNHEARD of for you sir, we love to see it]

Nancy: [just here slowly but determinedly kissing down his body whilst maintaining this EYE CONTACT like okay but I’m prepared to do a lot more to make sure it happens and proceeding to show him exactly how much]

Teddy: [thank god that this party is still going because DYING about this in such a ridiculously loud manner, I hope that loved up couple aren’t in his bed because they don’t need to hear all that]

Nancy: [anyone in his room I hope you are literally passed out lmao, if you get caught at this point you’re just going to have to deal with the consequences ma’am and style it out]

Teddy: [jemily aren’t getting you caught tonight lads and you’re so welcome for that]

Nancy: [if we weren’t in charge you would be so screwed because out here trying to kill this boy]

Teddy: [and very much succeeding hence when he has DIED and that’s all over saying ‘fuck, I need another name for you’ because he wanted to SCREAM hers sis but he obviously can’t, they have to be slightly more incognito than that, and yes, I’m bringing Alice back, nobody can stop me, even if he hasn’t thought of it yet]

Nancy: [‘as long as it’s no one else’s’ like bitch I would know and we’re not interested in being a stand in unlike his gf lmao, tilting our head like we’re thinking but we’re actually just staring at him appreciatively once again ‘sorry mine’s not common like yours’ lmao the drag but sorry Teddy really had a moment so he’s not gonna be the only one you or anyone else knows]

Teddy: [we can all see the cogs in his lil head turning as he’s trying to think of names until she drags his and then he’s doing an APPALLED af face like how dare you lol lol even though she’s so right for what she said ‘common’ staying it like the BIGGEST slur because she’s basically calling him poor, pushing her away from him literally cos couldn’t be more offended]

Nancy: [‘come on, you LOVED that you and my last boyfriend had the same name’ because we all remember when she accidentally text him instead lol lol, resting her chin on his shoulder like pay attention to me]

Teddy: [‘you and Theo loved it’ fully like you’re welcome you could say my name and think of me when you fucked him so that it was better for you both, scowling at the mem of the text because he had to do a diva storm out]

Nancy: [nuzzling him when he scowls like no please don’t be upset about it, in his ear, just above a whisper but definitive in tone ‘I needed you so badly I had to get my boyfriend to come try to fuck it out of me immediately’ like it’s a compliment and you know it]

Teddy: [when that is a compliment as far as he’s concerned but he’s gotta move her head via a hair pull from his ear so he can LOOK in her eyes and check she isn’t lying by just telling him something he wants to hear but she doesn’t mean]

Nancy: [making a little sound at the hair pull that leaves your mouth slightly open but instead of saying anything you just nod because it is the truth ‘and [that random’s bf she hooked up with too]’]

Teddy: [wiping his thumb not only across her bottom lip but around the inside of it too thanks to her slightly open mouth, as if he’s just cleaning it for her and it isn’t a hot move especially because I’m gonna be a heathen and say this thumb he’s being doing all his antics with all day is the finger that he has his new bday present ring on, just because I can lol lol]

Nancy: [me also being a heathen and pointing out she’s just blown him so there’s probably reminders of that on and around her lips so he very much could be cleaning up for her and she’s so into it ‘they go well together’ as a thing you manage to say because they can and you’re so pleased ‘great minds’]

Teddy: [exactly dr phil, it’s so also why he did it, no regrets ‘don’t get me started on your mind again’ because he literally said earlier he’s in awe of her and he is, doing a fake yawn as if he’s SO tedious now because all he can talk about is her but where’s the lie]

Nancy: [‘I want you obsessed’ because not going to hear us complaining, shutting his eyes for him though like poor sleepy baby ‘you should kick whoever’s in there out of your bed’]

Teddy: [‘you aren’t, why should I?’ as if he’s just being an OTT sulky sleepy baby and it isn’t a serious ref to earlier when she wouldn’t say she was obsessed with him, sticking his own bottom lip right out like a baby Junie]

Nancy: [just LOOKING at him as we breathe out almost exasperated because hello, am so obviously obsessed with you, rolling our eyes though and rolling with it, pinching his bottom lip and getting up as if you’re going to drag him off the floor with it]

Teddy: [LOOKING back at her daring her to actually verbalise what we all already know is the truth, breathing in as she breathes out like he’s taking her sigh into him to get rid of it hanging between them, not you pinching her arse as she gets up, haha]

Nancy: [raising a brow but you can’t even play offended so you end up grinning and having to turn away to stop him seeing just how big your grin gets, doing a happier sigh ‘I already told you I am’]

Teddy: [turning her face back to his almost immediately to give no LOOK at me ‘repeat yourself’ because tell me again rn, the most daddy voice possible]

Nancy: [hugging your arms around yourself and looking up entirely 🥺 ‘I am’ mumbled under your breath like he isn’t giving you his full attention]

Teddy: [LEANING so his ear is against her lips like if you’re not going to speak up I’ll have to do this so I can hear you ‘excuse me?’]

Nancy: [sticking your tongue fully in his ear like he did to you, teasing him like you aren’t going to say ‘I am entirely fucking obsessed with you, Teddy’ right against his ear like this]

Teddy: [his body arching towards her so dramatically when her tongue goes in, totally involuntarily, but deliberately grabbing her whole booty to pull her even closer to him after even before she’s said any of that, once she has, nuzzling her like a cat how they do ‘you’re going to love me’ because clearly NEEDS to repeat himself too and he said that earlier]

Nancy: [‘feel how wet you’re making me, how ready I am for it’ removing the clothes you need to and tongue fucking his ear again so he arches back into you ‘my needy boy’ licking his face insanely]

Teddy: [obviously arching into her even more dramatically, simply must, also touching her because not far for his hand to move when they were already cupping her arse before, then stroking her face with his gross wet hand as insanely]

Nancy: [is SO insanely turned on by this, almost dropping to the floor again on your trembling legs but he’s keeping you upright with his body, shakily tasting yourself and making him taste you too on your fingers whilst you continue to be all up in his ear whilst making the most unhinged sounds and calling him daddy and baby on a loop]

Teddy: [he likewise couldn’t be more about it, hence tasting her on both her fingers and face so unnecessarily indecently and thoroughly so she’s as covered in spit ‘I’m everything to you’ cos being called both these things]

Nancy: [the mess being made cannot be overstated, still nodding feverishly as a way to stick more of your tongue inside him, reaching to touch him too while he touches you and looking to find the mirror to watch this as you say ‘you’re everything’]

Teddy: [typical them, they love spit, making SUCH an unhinged yet quiet noise about her tongue going deeper because of course, following her gaze to the mirror so you can WATCH too ‘I want you to give me everything, birthday or not’]

Nancy: [pushing y’all forwards, however clumsily, to this mirror, so you can touch it, PRESSING his dick against the glass and moving him in such a way that he’s rubbing against it, drooling so it’s nice and slippery and cold ‘like this?’ as if he could have meant something so specific]

Teddy: [doing the hottest lol because obvs he didn’t know he wanted this but yes exactly when it’s happening, nodding in such a way that he’s once again nuzzling her so hard that y’all are about to do yourself another injury when you’ve already got fucked up cheeks and one of you has a chipped tooth lol, follow her lead and PRESS her entire body against the glass like she’s a bug that’s been squashed there, HOLDING the back of her neck so she can’t move]

Nancy: [moaning so indecently and sliding your body against this glass, gritting your teeth about the pressure on the back of your neck ‘it can be your birthday everyday’ like if we get to do this and also reminiscent of things he has said before, putting a cheek to the mirror so your face is sideways and pushing his face into the glass too so you can face each other, smiling at him in an equally hot and unhinged way]

Teddy: [have a makeout sesh against this mirror, you simply must because if not you’ll say something too extra and we cannot, I refuse to let you sir]

Nancy: [you can both focus on making the biggest mess possible and shh]

Teddy: [mhmm, and what a mess because he will be using that hand he’s touching her with to EXPOSE her ENTIRELY to this mirror, out here spreading this gal against it lol so shut your damn mouths for a sec and focus on killing each other again because god knows how long is left until this party is over]

Nancy: [the AM has to come eventually and your father will presumably arrive home to get ready for work, clearly out hoeing whilst his wife is away, we see]

Teddy: [I’m so second hand embarrassed for the other James because that is TOO true and such a cringe cliche hun]

Nancy: [and now look at your house, sir, ruined]

Teddy: [literally, he’ll be wanting to send Teddy away to some wilderness camp like Paris Hilton]

Nancy: [omg imagine, iconic but this boy would die lol, but that may be a good place to go next because as is protocol when an adult does arrive all of y’all that haven’t yet will need to run and that will include Nancy, as much as she’d LOVE to watch the fallout, don’t need to catch the strays hun]

Teddy: [agreed because on the one hand he’d love her to stay because loves her but on the other you’ve already given her the ick once sir with that sis convo so probably don’t haha cos you don’t know how this is gonna go, instead be saying your goodbyes to everyone who’s in a fit state to leave of their own accord, giving the call me and the same kind of wave she did and blown kisses etc etc because he’s a little ham, giving full little prince vibes, soz not soz most of it is really directed at Nancy more than it ever is the rest of y’all but still, speaking of btw, catch him literally spamming her with his baby pics that he said he’d show her cos what better time to be on your phone than when your dad has never been angrier and is SHOUTING at you, will never give this man his full attention or give a shit, can’t relate hun cos I’d be sobbing, it will stop abruptly however because this man is MAD and he will demand that Tedward at least looks at him and they have this confrontation]

Nancy: Just as I suspected 👼🤴

Nancy: has your dad murdered you?

Nancy: RIP 💔

Teddy: [such a big pause because his dad has gotta yell at him and then get his mum back to try and sort this house out because god forbid he does it and misses a day of work or the chance to drag Teddy in as planned even though he’s in no fit state and you aren’t gonna remotely keep on an eye on him sir, talking about how funeral ready she’ll be though when he finally can reply because if we recall on the gf soft launch post that was the outfit Nancy chose for him that he’s wearing and it’s ALL black, so shamelessly telling her to wear it, tell me why I wanna say he doesn’t have his mobile back and he’s literally called her on an office phone to reply lol]

Nancy: [so gagged and gooped by your situation and all the drama you can cause therein tbh, where would you like to go next]

Teddy: [that’s a good question, do we wanna carry on with them or do something different?]

Nancy: [are you having any particular thoughts and feelings?]

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