#this is me but would be a kitty instead

[nostalgicfun]

Hats made for the Artists' Alley, 2011

[hyperbolicgrinch]

✨ weekend wip exposure club ✨

rules: post 7 sentences/a snippet of an unfinished work

@theotherwhybietoldmeso & @killerandhealerqueen

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. Forgive me. I was fighting demons (imposter syndrome, crippling self doubt, fatigue, and a wild pack of mental illnesses). (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) But! I'm finally back after like three ass weeks. <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠> So, here! A v unserious snippy from my we have to stay silly modern kidlaw au (yeah, shocker, it's them bastards again) that I've been doing sometimes on the side just for shits n giggles. 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

The call connected and Killer's accent crackled out of the speaker. “Law? What's up?”

“Nothing urgent. I just need to know if Eustass h—”

“Yeah, his phone’s dead again. He's in the shed. You want him?”

“What?”

“Hang on. I'll get him.”

Law pinched the bridge of his nose. Squeezed his eyes shut till he saw pinpricks. “No, I just need to know if—”

"Oi, Kid! Your boyfriend wants to speak ta ya!"

Law snapped his eyes back open and nearly crushed his phone as his hand clenched in a useless attempt to smother the speaker.

Ahead of him in the aisle, hands in his pockets, Cora stopped. His leg held out in front of him as he froze mid-stride.

Dammit.

After a beat, as if he'd been waiting for what he'd heard to start making a little more sense, Cora slowly turned on his heel. His other leg still stuck out in front of him and the hem of his heart-covered button-up twirling with him.

He stared wide-eyed at Law. The embodiment of flabbergasted. His raised boot absently clicking down on the supermarkets’ bland tiling like an accompanying exclamation point.

Dammit!

"He's not my damn boyfriend!" Eustass yelled, taking the words out of Law's mouth.

The heavy rock blasting from the shed’s stereo lowered enough in volume to not blow out Law's phone speaker and Eustass' voice dropped several octaves as he brought Killer's phone up to his ear.

“Miss me, did ya, sweetheart?”

His eyes bulging, Cora took several steps back in bewilderment and tripped over one of the restocking boxes stacked in the aisle.

"Shut up, Eustass!" Law snapped. His face igniting alongside his fury. "You're on speaker!"

There was a pause so pregnant it had reached its third trimester. Then Eustass chuckled. It had a grotesque amount of facetious glee in it.

"Am I now?"

So. That had been a mistake. But Law could only double down now.

"Behave," he said through clenched teeth. "Or I'll—"

"You'll what? Don't go making promises you can't keep, princess."

Cora toppled back over the box trying to get up and landed on his back with his legs sticking straight up.

"I'm going to—!" Catching Cora's eye from down on the floor, Law sighed. "Doesn't matter. I'll deal with you later. Cora-san wants to know if you have any dietary restrictions.”

He scrunched down into his jacket. Tense. Gritting his teeth. Law still wasn't sure how Cora had talked him into letting him come over and cook dinner. But if it had been a bad idea before, it was a horrendous one now.

Eustass Kid was an arsehole. Always had been. Always would be. Always was. There wasn't a chance in hell he could be trusted not to—

"Hold up. Cora's there?"

"Yesss," Law hissed, ready to brain him.

“Put him on then.”

“Don't tell me what to do!”

Cora looked from Law to the phone and then accepted it when Law clicked his tongue on his teeth in irration and offered it down to him.

Tagging @schwazombie (no pressure. You keep working on those kidlawgust prompts if you're still on a roll 😊) and anyone else that wants to give it a whirl ✨✨

[hyumjim]

Get home and my stupid cat is screaming yowling OUTSIDE MY DOOR I guess he stealth ran out while I left to get groceries and then was shocked when mommy did not come and pick him up and carry him back inside. He was doing this weird shuffle outside the door like he thought his magic dance could open it. Just more evidence that he doesn’t actually want to go outside he just likes the experience of being carried down 2 flights of stairs

[nudelherz]

well at least the terrible fear of being to needy and attention seeking keeps me in check. at least i got that going for me. coolio baboolio.

[flowercrowngods]

hi my inbox is full of so much love and affection right now and i swear i am not ignoring anyone, i see all your "you make me happy" asks and your cat pics and your "i hope you have a wonderful day" messages but i swear i'm not ignoring you, i'm just gonna bask in them a little longer 🥰🤍

[domesticmail]

reading anna karenina again because i've only ever had two interests in life: miserable people and miserable people trying to be happy

[texeoghea]

last one i did a sketch of a very old oc named Kitty idk if anyone remembers him but i just saw him while looking for something and hes cute so i wanted to do a kind of messy sketch redraw of the one picture of him that exists

[theleastprofessionalchef]

Something cute for y'all, just kitties being kitties and annoying each other <3

[munch-mumbles]

i will admit ive considered getting a kitty fursuit. i dont consider myself fully a furry (not out of distaste or anything i just feel like i Barely CONTRIBUTE to furry spaces.. would feel like stolen valor to call myself one) but god it would be so fun. not that its anywhere near within possibility of my budget but a man can dream

[varietysky]

I dont know if this has been asked before, but do have any opinions on what would be modern kitty from BBC Ghost hairstyle would be?

I've been trying to decide for my own purposes and I can't really settle on one.

this hasn't been asked before but it's something I've been thinking about!!!

I think modern!Kitty would go for styles where she can wear buns

I can also see her with twists, since they can be light and bouncy

Whatever style she has, she would definitely accessorize!!

[derrypubliclibrary]

the problem is. okay. i have an insanely strict bedtime on school nights. (not really but i cant have my ohone kn my room & ill he murdered if im on the computer late so whats even the point). but. i cannot stop thinking about tjis podcast what is WRONG with meee

[strawberry-cowmilk]

it's so funny to me how I show the neighborhood cat every single cute plushie I find and he doesn't care for any of them except for the asmo plushie for some reason

[troutfur]

My goal is to make StarClan into a metaphor for every religion ever and simultaneously none at all.

[mossywizard]

I love watching my step sisters dog, but she scares my baby boi so much. I haven’t seen him expect for when I gave him dinner, a little bit of cuddles before, and when he was hiding in his cat tree

This might be normal behavior for some cats, but normally he doesn’t leave me alone ;~;

I do have twoie on my lap so I’m not lost. Twoie is the bravest chilliest tiniest cat

She is not bullied, she is the bully. When Raven got her bed back. Raven started cleaning raven’s eyes and ears and puppy looked at me with these “what the hell is happening” eyes. It was awesome

[lopsidedtreetrunks]

It’s a bit messy, but I’m finally adding some more to the Ghostalia au with some doodles of Lady Kirkland!

There’s really not much I needed to change between the characters, being from the same countries etc. I gave her 1910′s style glasses and changed her hair to be more remeniscent of nyo!England’s original design while also being in keeping of the era. Also made her gay for the character who her mother references was getting married in He Came! because I can (and I gave her non-existant role to Elizaveta) :)