#this is so tedious

[jukeboxhound]

oh my GOD what they don't tell you as an undergrad is how deeply your 4-year major is gonna end up shaping your thought process

my current 2-year MA program is technically an anthropological subdiscipline and i am FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE not to pull the philosophy student's term paper argumentation style of being like "if A and also B then C and probably D but not E for all these other reasons and therefore F. QED." I HAVE TO ACTUALLY CITE SOMETHING (?????????) FOR EVERY STEP OF THE ARGUMENT. manhandling someone's brain to a conclusion with logic and sheer force of will is Somehow Not Science Actually????

the saddest part is that i have not been a philosophy major in 15 years

I AM BEATING MY HEAD AGAINST THIS FINAL FUCKING PAPER TO THE BEAT OF 'ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST'

[voidclawing]

☸ — do you think if i cram boba pearls down seox's throat he'll reach lvl 140 already

[padparadschaaa]

i want to give elbert a little kiss on the forehead so bad he deserves to be cherished and loved properly

[wickedlittlecritta]

me doing every pinch-out challenge module individually because it's the only way i can not die instantly

[anxiousgirl]

k guys love ya but for the love of ALL THAT IS GOOD N HOLY I will not be flirting with literal strangers on tumblr so please stopppppp messaging me weird shit. go outside and meet someone in the flesh and see if your one liners work. and leave me and my little blog alone. selfies are not, nor will they ever be an open invitation for you to send me untoward sexual advances! plz be more normal and human. the internet has REAL HUMAN PEOPLE ON IT

[tiger-balm]

okay?

[essektheylyss]

fibercrafts are SO maddening cuz wdym I have to go to work tomorrow, I'm like a third of a way through making a whole ass fucking cape, don't you think I should be allowed to focus on what matters (my fucking cape)

[shunukitrash]

Why are there so many battles on wihib I just wanted cute demons ahhhhh

[akstzs]

Hiccup’s httyd 2 design is still the bane of my existence

[mistercrowbar]

Sorry not sorry Shadowheart, from every Astarion romancer ever.

[such-a-daydreamer]

Based on a real thing that happened to me and my sister (me as Stan and my sis as Ford)

She had held my foot up for a while trying really hard to pull me up thinking it was my arm, we laughed about it almost instantly after but it was still scary.

Be beach careful people! Waves can easily pin you against the sand if you don't dive at the right time.

[hobbybound]

Masterlist

All my writing, in one place? Incredible

Roomies

Part 1 - in which Jared is rude

Part 2 - in which Jared tries to gain forgiveness with a picknick

Personal Poetry

A Momentary Spark

Big Weather

The Point of It All

Meaningless, But at Least Beautiful

Little Wind

Bergah

World-throwers' Combat

The Ghoul

Those That Were (short)

A Tale of a "Lucky" Commoner

A Sorcerer's Sacrifice

Of Courtly Happenings

The Half-Pint's Fate

To Chase a Raven

General Fantasy

Weakling Tea Maker

Cornered

Gwereboon

A Swords Drawn

Like Cattle

Contemporary Stuff

Thomas, Spiraling

Me and You - in which many are me (horror)

Not Half Bad

Hug

Project Fatebound

Craterside

Project Huntee

Fey busyness

Project Whimsyf-ck

A fleeting meeting

A figure on the road

In the Tinkerer's Office - (short)

[eighteenthofoctober]

When your Dad's boyfriend cheats on him with... Santa Claus!?

Merry Christmas Ace Attorney nation!!!!

[madootles]

"The Lonely's really got you, hasn't it?"

[spoopdeedoop]

heard it was mikey b’s birthday today

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

The problem with donating blood is that I always spend the next three days thirsty but if I try to keep up and give myself plentiful Fluids my body just. Immediately pisses them away. And then demands more and I'm like, what happened to the last Fluids I gave you? And it's like yeah I pissed them away. Give more.