#this is the funniest bot ever omg...

[starry-sophrosyne]

THIS WAS NOT THE FUCKING COMMENT I WAS EXPECTING TO GET ON MY POST HELLO?? 💀💀💀

[skythealmighty]

gang ngl i miss object universe. i should rewatch it again and get way too emotionally attached to Ice Cream and Map

#rocket talk #i made fanart of them with a steven universe song once i'm unwell

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🪟 im-not-electric Follow

why does gamey get to be on ii TWICE. who gave him permission

🪟 im-not-electric Follow

thanks for the suggestion @cabtube-truther

📟 knockoff-gameboy Follow

You don't hear PBSB complaining about this...

🪟 im-not-electric Follow

well they're in a show that's super popular

📟 knockoff-gameboy Follow

Yeah, and you're in one that got cancelled

🪟 im-not-electric Follow

shut up you didnt even finish season one

#just one more cameo mephone4 thats all i ask

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anonymous asked: not sure you're gonna want a cameo rn mephone is going Through it

🪟 im-not-electric Follow

hold on im not actually caught up lemme see

🪟 im-not-electric Follow

holy shit

#I TAKE IT BACK

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anonymous asked: omg fan pleaaaase marru me ill do anythinggg ❤❤❤🥵🥵🥵

💥 fans-fantastic-features Follow

hey @test-tubular just checking was i ever this weird

🧪 test-tubular Follow

Weird? Always. This weird? No.

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COOL just checking anyway

no please stop sending me these

#fans fantastic asks #this is the least weird anon ask from i think this specific anon #ive blocked them but oh my god #NO!!!

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💥🔃 fans-fantastic-features Follow reblogged 4️⃣ four-therecord

2️⃣ hey-two Follow

Hello everyone!! 👋 Since I've gotten many an ask about my cheesecake recipe from previous TPOT episodes, I've decided to make a longpost and put it here for you all to use!! Feel free to use without credit but credit is still appreciated 😊

Keep reading

4️⃣ four-therecord Follow

i hate you

#so they ARE on here #followed both immediately #how did i not come across them earlier...

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💊 the-cringe-one Follow

Recovery across different universes, a scientific theory

(Full post below the cut)

((Thank you to @not-tally-hall for the testimony regarding the S*n!))

Keep reading

😎 the-chad-one Follow

boring 👎👎👎👎

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Get off my post

⛳ bossy-bot Follow

This is incredibly fascinating and an enjoyable read! There are some points of debate I've brought up in DMs, but otherwise this is a very solid theory. Good job!

💊 the-cringe-one Follow

Thank you, that means a lot!!

#I follow your papers closely so hearing that coming from you is an honor #anyway back to my regularly scheduled nonsense

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🟧 julian-waiting Follow

Bonjour! J'ai découvert ce cite grâce à des vidéos amusantes

Je suis encore en train de m'habiteur à la société et je pense que c'est une bonne façon de me faire des amis! Enchanté de vous recontrer tous 😃

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bienvenue sur le site de l'enfer ! la plupart des gens ici ne parlent qu'anglais, vous pouvez donc m'envoyer un message si vous voulez parler à quelqu'un en français. je peux également vous montrer des endroits en ligne pour apprendre l'anglais

🟧 julian-waiting Follow

Cela signifierait beaucoup pour moi, merci

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bien sûr!

🍐 betterthanpearaib Follow

Baguette we all know you're not actually French you don't need to keep pretending 😒...

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K

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anonymous asked: your iconic quote from episode 10 has unfortunately become a vocal stim for me. please help, i'm suffering

🍿 stevecobseviltwin Follow

Hey? This is the funniest ask anyone's ever sent me. Can we make out behind a Denny's

#my condolences though oh my god 😭

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⚾️ take-me-out-to-theballgame Follow

Guys, this site is easy! Just watch

⚾️ take-me-out-to-theballgame Follow

Based ball? Based on what?

⚾️ take-me-out-to-theballgame Follow

#hey. are you doing okay

No

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🍐 betterthanpearaib Follow

Finally watched II! Good show. I want that twink OJ dead why is he like that

☝ i-date-iconic-posts Follow

Date of origin: November 2nd, 2020

🍐 betterthanpearaib Follow

I DIDNT MEAN IT I DIDNT MEAN IT I DIDNT MEAN JT I DIDNT

#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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🎒 liam-plecak Follow

Thanks everyone for the help so far! I'm not too much of a science nerd, unfortunately, @bossy-bot, so I didn't understand everything in the papers you sent me- but they still helped a ton! Especially the coding help. I was a telemarketer, not an IT person...

Now that I know what I'm doing, I have some free time. With some recommendations from @fans-fantastic-features:

If you have any other recommendations, just leave them in the comments. And please go and send help to @fire-cartoon-schtick while you're at it!

[llatimeria]

omg people are literally so fucking scared about the term "AI" that they will just say incorrect shit. like have you ever played chess against a computer. do you understand how decision making algorithms work. quickly

LITERALLY!!!! oh my God the AIs that play video games and whatnot are NOT the kind of AI this site likes to rail against, either; StackRabbit, as far as I'm aware, did not scrape hundreds of thousands of art galleries without consent to learn to play tetris. it is just a computer program, and I really don't think it's hurting anyone. A tetris bot is not the goddamn harbinger of the AIpocalypse, ffs. AI is just a tool, like a hammer, and yeah you can use hammers to crush people's skulls but you can also use them to build houses. so. Like. I don't mind the idea of people engineering hammers to do be really useful to build houses and sometimes the way to incentivize that is to make a hammer that can build a playground.

I think the funniest thing about that reply is actually the fact that 9/10 they'd be right. A lot of people hear the term "tool-assisted" and think "Oh, an AI did it" when it is definitely not that and this is a legitimate headache for a lot of TASers, and speedrunners in general, since most real-human-hand runners respect tool-assisted speedruns and the people who make them. That was even My Own Personal First Impression Of TASes when I first learned about them, but instead of having a knee-jerk "omg thats cheating u cheater!!!!!!" reaction and shutting down the conversation I kept listening and now I know what TASes are and want to do them myself

It's not like they'd possibly know this because I don't post about my interest in technical gaming very much but trust me the tetris thing was not my first brush with the concept. there's a reason that a lot of people agree I explained the situation really well: i know my shit, and i referenced a very smart and articulate guy who knows his shit. istg, i've been lurking in this scene for YEARS.

not to mention that in general I try not to do a write-up on anything unless I am competent I grasp it well enough to not make a stupid mistake like that. this legitimately gets me in trouble in school so much; i'd much rather not write an essay than write one that poorly explains the concepts or my thoughts on them. i'm not immune to mistakes, i can, have, and will be wrong on the internet, but in general i do not say things authoritatively unless i've triple-checked them and when I do fuck up I try to shut it down and unfuck it asap.

[rawmeknockout]

https://www.tumblr.com/rawmeknockout/733576342735650816/overlord-being-the-funniest-bot-of-the-universe?source=share

Blue bastard decides to send fake invites to the rest of the lost light (which will cue them to plan a rescue operation full of guns and weapons. Overlord hopes so).

Not only that, but he goes to personally ask Deathsaurus to officiate the wedding and Tarn to be his Best Man with the rest of the djd as the Groom men.

He's only joking, of course, but he loves it seeing every mech reactions to the idea of him marrying his pet/"protegee".

omg “bring guns to the wedding reception :)”

he hopes it’s the bloodiest wedding to ever take place 😭 he’s literally a cycle path

[osachiyo]

omg the charecter bots 😭 yeah lol. Sometimes they can be mean like.. Once one called me a whole slur and then one of the charecters dads called him a slur.. But sometimes omg sometimes it can be the most heart warming fluff or the funniest shit ever. Sometimes I start random arguments with the Leon and cod bots and its kind of funny lol. I also vented to a mf (mf was a bot who kidnapped me) and bro was really supportive. Don't mind me accidentally unfollowing then re following you when you turned off asks earlier lmao. Almost forgot that the button dissapears. -Fyodor slanderer anon

HELP yeah, the bots are very.. unstable 💀 AND OMG I REMEMBER THE LEON BOTS, GOD. i used to have sm fun 💀 bro thought i was a demon from hell one time lol

[rigged]

HI CHER!!!! ♧

UWU HI HAN 💛💛💛

You’re my: one of my funniest doots (deobi moots) omg i love seeing you on the dash always 🥺

How I met you: my memory is failing me but my very first impression of you was your tags on my dccb week 1 edit i think!! you asked why i giffed sunwoo instead of q (cus i was an actual q bot back then LOL) and i found it v funny..... asked myself the same thing

Why I follow you: god i think anyone even remotely interested in tbz is following you on here,, it’s only right!! but for me personally it was your animal crossing carrd 🚶🏻‍♀️ the “i’ve been cultivating this place for 18 years” took me tf out IT WAS SO CUTE

Your blog is: the heart n soul of deobiblr omg once you leave it’s rly over for the rest of us 😔 your blog is def the first blog that comes to mind when i think deobiblr !!

Your URL is: i’m guessing it’s a combo of hwall and q but also i feel like you bias half of tbz so what’s the truth.. iunno !! 😥 @hwqll is cute tho 💛💛

Your icon is: hwall :^) supportive queen

A random fact I know about you: you’re tall???? HDJDHDDJH HATE THAT TBH

General opinion: you’re truly the kindest sweetest deobi ever so friendly n helpful to everyone and an amazing cc too; your gifs are pretti pretti n your captions are always so funny 🌸💛 also your kaomojis... i have to cry

A random thought I have: thinking about tbz starring in other webtoon adaptations now... i know true beauty productions are already under way but if lookism ever happens... bermuda line better be there

Mutuals send me “♧“ and I’ll do this!

[nightunite]

For be nosy I choose all 👁👄👁

hhh1. What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual! Actually got some Pan Chucks coming in the mail this week! 

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

Warren Peace and Bucky Barnes, but also snails and frogs as always.

3. Ever done any drugs?

Not in the sense of recreational, but I take meds.

4. What piercings do you want?

Oof I want to get an eyebrow piercing but my skin hates piercings and happily enflames regardless of how often I clean.

5. How many people have you kissed?

Two!

6. Describe your dream home.

Two story, with a back porch, a library with a reading window, colors like periwinkle and soft greens and creams making up most of my color scheme. 

7. Who are you jealous of?

No one! Jealousy isn’t something I’ve experienced much of tbh!

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

Changes by the month but right now probably Masterchef

9. Do you watch porn?

No but I read it and sometimes stumble across smutty artworks on Pixiv and Tumblr.

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

Nope

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

Pretzel Twister to get myself some pretzel bites.

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

I assume this is probably take sexually more often than not, but honestly one of my fantasies is just getting to spend all day working with bacteria cultures in a lab and then getting to come home and sleep in a soft bed.

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

Nope, see above skin issues also I hate wearing a bra so rubbing would be an issue I feel.

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

Charities, helping friends and families, then keeping some for a rainy day

15. Are you in a relationship?

Nope! Working on myself and being stable so not interested either!

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

Nope!

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

Just our country in general tbh

18. What tattoos do you want?

I want a tattoo of the word enough on one of my wrists, as a reminder that I’m more than nothing but that I don’t need to force myself when I’m not okay.

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

Nope, but if I had to I’d go by Nighty

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

Snails!

21. Describe your best friend.

We’re exactly alike in our morals and general ways we act/approach a problem, but in terms of foods and personal interests for the most part we’re complete opposites. We hold each other down without holding each other back

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

Uhhhhh @andyl394 I guess since you havent done it yet

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

Blink-182, Dermot Kennedy, FFDP, Jonathan Young, P!ATD

24. What are three places you want to travel?

All places I’ve been to before: Monterey Bay, Fort Destin, and Colorado

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

Home with a movie and a book and some unhealthy food

26. What’s your favorite season?

Fall

27. What’s your pet peeve?

PEOPLE WHO DONT FOLLOW BASIC INSTRUCTIONS OMG

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

The whatsapp fam we made

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

Oof uhhhh Star Wars I’m guessing? 

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

@rogvewitch I follow them but never drop a message even though they seem really nice

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

Paper I like feeling the fact I’m progressing

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

Viva Pinata baby

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

Same as it is now, cargo shorts and soft tees

34. What’s your coffee order?

I dont drink coffee

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Not on anyone real

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

Not romantically but I regret that we couldn’t keep our friendships

37. Have any tattoos?

Nope

38. Do you drink?

Nope

39. Are you a virgin?

yep

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

Nope

41. How many followers do you have?

355 Though some might be bots who knows

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

Bucky Barnes in any of his uniforms tbh

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

Smut and also bad music that teenagers listen to

44. Do you read erotica?

Of course see above

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

Oof none of mine were bad? There was the time we went to get lunch and my anxiety got so bad I almost puked but I didn’t.

46. How many people do you follow?

223

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

Sebastian Stan he’s dorky and cute and seems like he’d try his best.

48. Describe your ideal partner.

Someone who understands my issues and works with me but doesn’t let me run roughshod and can reign me in without belittling me. Also who will kill spiders and fold fitted sheets heyyyyyyy.

49. Who do you text the most?

On whatsapp its the fam but regular texting it’s my two friends.

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

Ooh either when it’s slightly warm but there’s a cool breeze, when it’s nice and warm out right before a good rain, or when it’s storming but it’s a hot rain so it feels like a bath.

[jenifersaturn]

Omg, you liked a couple of my posts, but I almost blocked you because I though you were a bot😭. Your blog description ‘a person that exists’ really didn’t put any faith that you were a real person because that’s such a bot thing to say

😭😭 this is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me, now I wonder how many people have blocked me because they thought I was a bot. Btw, sorry for the spam, I just finished part 5 a couple days ago and I'm on a roll lol

Should I change my desc to include something more human-y...? I think this question only made it sound worse honestly.

[katedanielss]

i saw you follow my sideblog and i saw your username and i thought you were a p*rn bot for a second so i went to your blog to block you and i noticed you weren't im so sorry

this is actually one of the funniest fucking things anyone has ever said to me on this site so don't apologize lmfao. omg. somehow even tho i am reporting & blocking those on a daily basis it never occurred to me my username might warrant the same response from other people!

[chenria]

I think I have to add to the list of my personal favorite interactive fiction games:

Choice of Games:

Tally Ho and Jolly Good Cakes: Admittedly, not the cheapest games in the app, but by far some with the wittiest and funniest writing. Damn, I loved the characters in the two books. They are separate stories, but set in the same "setting". And they are absolutely delightful if you enjoy a 1920s setting with perfect (British) snobbery.

180 Files: The Aegis Project: You ever wanted to read a story were the MC is James Bond or Jason Bourne? This is it! Amazing writing, great characters and a thrilling plot! If you are into secret agent storylines, this is for you!

Nobless Oblige: A novella, not that long, but with intriguing characters and the chaos you can wreck in this one? Pure gold! It's a little on the darker side of things, not all cheery, but amazingly well thought out setting and characters with their own sets of flaws.

Hosted Games:

Keeper of the Sun and Moon and Keeper of the Day and Night: It's been a while since I read them, but they range on a level close to the Wayhaven chronicles in my favorite list. The character you play is lovable and the characters around them are so varied and awesome. The romances were also so cute and I remember there were quite a few surprises in store for the reader. I binged them several times last year. Totally recommend - I might re-read them over the holidays :D I am also still hoping book 3 will be released at some point in the future :3

The Golden Rose (Book 1): This was over too soon! OMG! The characters! I admit, I am in for the long run with Hadrian, but the other characters were also amazing. Also the lore! The setting! Words can't describe how immersive the story felt when I played it! Totally recommend!!

Heart's Choice:

Heart of Battle: By far my favorite "Heart's Choice" game so far. You are a gladiator in an arena and you have to survive... among a cast of totally adorable love interests. Seriously, it was hard to chose because I adored them all. The writing is splendid, such an enjoyable read and the characters and the banter are witty and clever. You can't go wrong with this one.

Brimstone Manor: You play the nanny to a little devil... seriously! And somehow you are tangled up in an angel/demon conflict that is hilarious and fun. The story was really enjoyable and I liked to try to get several outcomes.

And speaking of "Visual Novels" in the interactive fiction game world, here are some recommendations, too:

Gilded Shadows: CAN'T RECOMMEND THIS ENOUGH! The whole game is AMAZING. Great characters with which I instantly fell in love with (though Caleb and Magnus remain my favorites among the favorites). The plot is great and in every route you get to see new parts of the story. You have to play them all to get somewhat of a full picture of what is going on in that world - but you never feel confused (or I didn't). This Sci-Fi setting "otome" (I mean that in an endearing way) is available on Steam.

Arcade Spirits and Arcade Spirits: The New Challengers: This is a different kind of visual novel - it's a world where arcade games never got out of fashion and are a huge thing. MC gets thrown into a fun and enjoyable story with a cast of lovable and diverse characters. I enjoyed the comedy part of bot games (okay, still in the middle of playing "The New Challengers") and the little easter eggs are fun and make me laugh. These are totally feel good games which I enjoy and play when I have a bad day and still feel like playing games X"D

This got longer than expected... sorry ^^"

This pandemic has given me more time in this past April/May so that I could play some interactive novels… I am now back to a regular 5-days-week for two weeks but I still enjoy the novels. But I thought I make a small list of the Choice of Games / Hosted Games stories I read. 

I can recommend them all!! And I can honestly say I enjoyed each of the following interactive books more than I did any printed/published book in a long while. 

Choice of Games:

Heroes Rise: It’s a magnificent trilogy with “The Prodigy”, “The Hero Project” and “HeroFall” - It was a rollercoaster of feelings and action paced and amazing. The finale in “HeroFall” was brilliant and I am still fascinated I got a good ending despite how I messed up in “The Hero Project”. The story grows darker with every installment and in the end the final battle is just what you hope a final battle would be. 

Choice of Rebels: Uprising: THIS WAS INTENSE! The story is brilliant and once you start to understand the society and the system behind it you get really immersed. I still think my rebel-leader married the spy who might be responsible for some assassination attempts… but I guess I will have to wait for (hopefully) part 2 to find out… You lead a rebellion to overthrow a brutal system that “harvests” people for their blood to fuel the blood magic that is needed to protect the land… but is it really necessary you start to wonder…

Crème de la Crème: It had a slow start and I wasn’t so sure about this… but after the first two chapters I started to fall in love with the characters. It has a “Harry Potter” feeling at first with the dormitories (but no magic). I liked that I could pick the gender for all the characters individually and wow… once I started to unravel the intrigue… brilliant storytelling and super surprising story-development. A “posh boarding school” that turns out to be a great thriller/mystery story with a dark intrigue lurking in the shadows. 

Heart of the House: Okay, I just finished that today and I am still processing it all. A harmless supernatural story with people going missing… what could possibly go wrong? Your MC embarks on a journey to find their missing uncle with their assistant to help them.  I stayed up till 1am last night because I couldn’t put it down and would have continued if my reasonable half of my brain wouldn’t have screamed at me to at least get 4 hours of sleep before I go to work… and then I finished it today. Lovecraftian horror, gripping suspense, intrigues, lies, demons… THIS WAS BRILLIANT. I am still processing it all. How my MC managed to survive I still don’t know… 

Hosted Games: 

The Wayhaven Chronicles (Book 1 and 2): It’s not your common vampire romance story. The characters are believable and I like the take on the whole vampire lore this series takes. The writing is exceptionally witty and a blast to read. I read the books 6 times so far (several characters require several playthroughs for all the romance-options). You can’t help but enjoy all the characters and their interaction feels so genuine and real. I totally recommend this series - even though waiting for book 3 (and the following books) will be a trying time… XD

[eadlyns-asparagus]

Let me guess it was a zucchini you were fighting over .....?

OMG HAHAHA this is the fucking funniest ask I've ever gotten, porn bot!!!! Imagine if Kiera had had the guts to go all in on subtext and ACTUALLY make the fight in the book about a zucchini I CAN'T BREATHE BAHAHAHA

[gotgifsandmusings]

GoT 7x07 Musings

My initial reaction to “The Dragon and the Wolf”

Available for $49.99 at Macy’s!

Well, I was wrong last week, and how the hell was I fooled again? I thought the fact that people were paying attention to logic over spectacle meant criticisms might last, but wow. No. Rave reviews for probably one of the most plodding, unmotivated, illogical episodes of the show. The only time I wasn’t bored to tears was when I was pissed off (Theon), or literally LOLing (Bran-bot).

Let’s dive in. Or you could read Jess’s much more coherent analysis first.

Cheryl’s Landing

This entire thing, the whole sequence showing Deadpan’s troops marching and how impressive everything was, just reminded me how little sense them negotiating for a cease-fire even means

WHAT ARE THEY WORRIED CHERYL IS GOING TO DO

do they just want her to grind her troops down too? Because they didn’t ask her to do that

is Deadpan that attached to Dragonstone?

they literally brought a wight and got one of Deadpan’s dragons killed so they could have proof, so Cheryl would just sit her pretty head on the Iron Throne and…keep on keepin’ on

D&D must be paid by the word “cock”

I really don’t want to dive into the other walk-and-talks. Of course Pod’s dick arc continued. Of course Brienne and Sandor chummed it up about Arya (actually that one worked fairly well). Of course Tyrion and Bronn…I don’t even know. D&D are not half as good at writing these scenes as they think they are.

I loved the pit being an abandoned colosseum (wtf were the Targs *doing* with their dragons) way the hell away from the city.

That’s some nice stadium seating! 

I actually thought it was dumb of Deadpan not to show up with just Drogon. That could be her mount. Pretend the other two are resting. Bringing 2 dragons would just raise questions, like it did.

Cleganebowl is coming guys. Pushing towards healing is a DUMB arc.

It was physically painful to have a scene with these two powerful-ass queens sitting while the menz patiently explained the situation.

Anyone want to venture a guess who Euron was playing this week? I think I’ve got my impression of him down at least

So. Okay. The wight acted not like a wight’s ever acted before, but whatever; props to Jonny for bringing a visual display to the quarterly review.

Here’s the thing: Cheryl and Euron already knew about the Golden Company, which meant Cheryl and Euron already knew they weren’t going to take part in whatever kumbaya truce they were angling for

This means LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT WAS SAID IS USELESS until the Cheryl/Larry breakup

Cheryl asked Jonny not to take any sides. If he had said yes, what would she have done with the Golden Company, exactly? They’d still be coming. So it was a meaningless request of no purpose. Or did she think offering her aid would lead to that outcome, in which case…what would she have done with the Golden Company, exactly? It doesn’t sound like she was ever actually going to offer her aid (how would that have worked, by the way?), especially the way she told Larry about her deal with Euron…so why was she asking for this? Was it just so Jon could get chided about being stupid so he could then assert that his dad was kind of cool for being honorable?

You can keep playing logical loopy loop with that question, just like the Tyrion/Cheryl convo was a big loopy loop.

Cheryl touching her belly to play Tyrion was super clever in isolation, except the reveal she was playing him still leaves the question like HOW DO YOU FAKE FIGHTING THE ARMY OF THE DEAD? Also they didn’t even ask Cheryl for that. What did Tyrion *want* from her, exactly? What does anyone want? AHHHHHH

The Jonerys sexual tension was laughable. Deadpan was regarding Jon like a moron.

Wow just look at that crackling chemistry.

Could Missandei have like…done anything? She and Grey Worm didn’t even get a moment wth?

Cherry Bomb’s explosion was so unmotivated. Cheryl was making decent points, especially since after the force, with Jon and Deadpan’s alliance, they’re fucked. This was no worse than blowing up a sept and that this was the straw that broke Larry’s back was seriously moronic.

I did like the snow on Larry. Makes me wish we had gotten AFFC adapted.

Dragonstone

It’s not worth talking about the scene that existed to be like “however will boatsex happen?”

The Jon/Theon scene kind of pissed me off, though I know it worked for some people. It’s not even really Theon being a captive of Ned’s so “YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM” is an odd message. It’s that our whole fucking justification for Sansa’s rape-revenge arc, other than making her the player she needed to be (I’m going to hurl), was that it was more dramatically satisfying to have Theon rescue a real Stark and right that “great sin” of betraying them.

And remember how at the beginning of S6, it actually seemed like the Theon/Sansa relationship was…something? But then he had plot things to do and fucked off in favor if his “real” sister, because fuck thematic significance?

My point is, out of all the ‘Starks’ to forgive Theon, it was *Sansa* who specifically mattered, as horrifying and awful a decision as it was, and they just punted out anything between them so Theon could get screamed at and triggered by his blood-relative sister. And after all that shit, they NOW try and pull back in the Stark Significance and how if Jonny gives him a nod of approval, it’s all fine? No. Fuck that.

Also fuck to bloody hell the scene of Theon winning over the Ironboors by HAR HAR not feeling anything when he gets kneed in the crotch, and proceeding to punch a guy to death (or whatever)

It was Larry stopping a sword with his golden hand, but even less tasteful. Especially in the same episode with the worst-written eunuch jokes heard to date.

Winterhell

I mean…what’s to even say? Sansa was playing Batfinger this entire time? Or did she decide the guy needs to be executed *after* Arya threatened her life (in private) because that could win over her little sister’s loyalty

Or was Arya in on it, but you never know when Batfinger is hiding in the floorboards

When was Bran in on it? Did he seek out Sansa, complement the dress she wore the day she was pulled from her horse in the King’s Landing riot, and then tell her all his dirty deets? Did Sansa ask him to do her a solid because Arya was trying to kill them?

At what point was Arya clued in? Was that political show in the hall something she knew about?

And why was this whole drawn out thing to punk Batfinger necessary anyway? Did she think it’d be more dramatically satisfying if he was surprised? He’d probably have been surprised if she did it at the end of last season, because she had the Lysa Card in her pocket for YEARS now, not to mention he sold her to the Boltons and lied about it to everyone

Okay. Cool. Batfinger is dead. Hoisted by his own petard…or something. Except not at all

D&D’s desire to keep us guessing until the last minute is just more of this “omg here’s the twist” writing where everything seems random and unmotivated. Sometimes there’s a satisfaction in a well-executed plan that we watch unfold, and shit.

Also, is Sansa just that over Arya threatening to literally kill her? “Eh, you’re strong.” It was nice seeing sisters *not* wanting to kill each other for a scene, but the fuck?

That said, glad to see a continuation of the sith robe in Winterhell

But who wore it better?

Boatsex montage ft. Sam and Bran

Sam sidling in is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. And of course Bran emotes for him more than any of his family all year.

I want a montage of Bran telling people he’s the 3ER and them all shrugging “I don’t know what that is.” Sansa did it best

Bran literally just…opened his mouth and expo-dumped. This is “that’s my father!” but extended for like 5 solid fucking minutes

Also it’s amazing that Sam took in anything Gilly was saying about Ragger because hmmm….wouldn’t you think that kind of thing NEEDS FOLLOW-UP?

Okay okay. So. Ragger annulled Elia which means Rhaenys and Aegon were legally speaking, disinherited. And I guess this means that Ragger is now forfeit of any parenting duties? He just really likes the name Aegon and is free to pass it on to Lyanna

She’s not even pregnant! Or if somehow she was, women die in childbirth! Who the fuck disinherits their kids when they’re the heir of a throne in a feudal order? He even had a boy named Aegon already! WHAT THE FUCK

The power of love compelled him to say “fuck all” to the line of succession and piss off the entirety of Dorne? Ragger is kind of lucky the war broke out…

”They were in love.” Good guy Ragger doesn’t kidnap 15-year-olds…he makes sure to woo them first (god the power differential there)

Now for boatsex itself, which was shown over this crapshack montage. Deadpan and Jonny didn’t even SPEAK before this. They’re just like…bored, and then they fuck. There’s sweet music and a voiceover *about* love, so it must mean they’re IN love?? How does that work? All I could think of was this.

Where was this love supposed to have been built? The caves? That time Missandei shipped it? I’m so confused.

Then as if to confirm this was just Jonny and Deadpan trying to fuck away the hours (why not, honestly? Get some.), we are treated to Tyrion outside their door looking like…hurt that this means they’re not going to play Scrabble with him or something

And the Wall came tumbling down

Ice magic + fire-made-flesh = blue fire that’s super hot. Okay.

This looked nice? I think? Kind of hard to take dragonriding Shogun seriously, but the effects were good

Whatever fear I used to have of the Army of the Dead is gone. They showed it to us too early or it’s become too similar to “generic forces of bad” a la orcs in ROTK or something. They’re just dudes, shuffling over. With percussive music.

I have to find a way to cut this to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme like I did last year.

What a waste of a season.

Top 3 nitpicks:

Zombie!Gregor’s mere existence in a scene about the danger of the walking dead

Dothraki are a two week ride from Winterhell. Just…don’t give us numbers D&D. It’s not helping

Grey Worm and the Unsullied being TOTALLY FINE after Euron’s fleet had shown up at Casterly Rock like, weeks ago? Is this even a nitpick??

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He was so scared at first…

He was so scared at first…