#this is the future liberals want

[queercontrarian]

sapphic feysand (+ female rhys)

shout out to- the gays

[bloodybellycomb]

if it was profitable to fantasize about two middle aged white men with receding hairlines making out, than everyone on this entire god forsaken website would be insanely rich by now.

[snoopylovessoup]

[hannahvardit]

so luxurious

[angelic-charlie-kelly]

ah yes it’s always sunny in philadelphia target audience: daddy issues, transgenders, autistics, and lesbians

[spottedgardeneelstan]

unearthed from my sketches. i was so real for this

[cursedimagedump]

[sadclowncentral]

windmills and canola fields. say what you want about the energy transition it looks fucking beautiful

[lazycranberrydoodles]

fanart of common tongue and écoute chérie by @sisyphuslnabyss !!!

rahhh what if there was a hualesbians fic with he/him femme hua cheng and butch xie lian and they talked about weapons and art history what then.

also, for mxtxtober day 14: genderswap

[boysaremytoys]

so despite that i look like i time travelled from 1950, i hate the housewife thing, right, but the thing is i would actually cook in nothing but a sheer ruffled apron for a man if it wasn’t like that. if he didn’t think that was my job as a woman, and if i could still be single, and if afterward he’d do the dishes and i’d peg him.

[danielhowell]

I asked an AI to make straight things gay 

[perfectlyripeclementine]

i think people who menstruate should get 1-2 days off a month to smoke, cry and masturbate

[manorpunk]

2040s: “did you see? our boss forgot to turn off his avatar for the meeting so we all saw his big-titty werewolfsona lolol”

2050s: “I guess it’s alright to use an avatar for work communications as long as it’s something tasteful and not a big-titty werewolf or something”

2060s: your big-titty werewolf boss calls you to remind you to update the shared metrics files

[socialistexan]

Halloween, or as I like to call it Pride pt. 2.

[nando161mando]

Liberals are not leftist

[grendelsmilf]

succession season 15: logan had a heart attack and died in season 5, kendall drowned in season 6, kieran culkin left the show to focus on his ska band in season 7, shiv finally snaps and kills tom in season 8, connor was elected president in season 9 and releases shiv from prison, uncle ewan dies in season 10 and greg realizes he wasn’t bluffing about the inheritance, stewy has been ceo of waystar royco since the season 6 finale, greg keeps attempting to sabotage him to steal his job but because stewy isn’t completely batshit crazy like tom it never actually works even a little bit, gerri’s daughters are promoted to major characters in season 11, frank and karl have a sex scene in season 12 (with full frontal nudity btw), tabitha takes over as ceo in season 13 because arian moayed had to prepare for his leading role in broadway’s latest attempt at doing macbeth, sarah snook and nicolas braun are still in the show by season 14 but shiv is a broken shell of a woman and greg hasn’t been funny to watch since season 2, in season 15 willa becomes president after connor dies in a tragic jetskiing accident, every once in a while hiam abbass returns to say something epic and cunty as marcia and that’s the only reason why anyone still watches the show by the time it ends with willa declaring war on england because her fifth play (“pebbles”) flopped when they took it to the west end