#this is the stupidest shit of all time.

[jovalencia]

everybody who has talked to me in the last 72 hours has experienced me on the verge of a breakdown and tbh I would feel bad but like. girl I’m not partying rn

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

guy who so desperately tries to find god. who wants to have faith in a higher authority to guide him out of the hole he's in. from the weight of guilt from simply existing, as the person he is. but every time he thinks he's answered his higher calling it turns out he's made the Morally Incorrect choice and his path to goodness and holiness was the road to the devil all along

[egophiliac]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE TEASER FOR CHAPTER SEVEN AND-AND THE MASQUERADE AND—HOLD ON IS THAT A NEW CHARACT—

[krasytoonz]

Accidentally married so they smooch it out

[wonderinc-sonic]

When I was 9 or 10 or so I sorta understood the concept of infinity and alternate universes. I thought that was sick because it meant everything I daydreamed about in this universe was happening in another one. And I daydreamed all day every day for hours into the night, even forgetting about my real life, so it felt very believable that that was all real.

Anyway I used to think it would be really cool if somewhere Amy Rose was real and dreaming up adventures and fun things to happen to me like I was dreaming those things to happen to her. I was raised really antireligious, but polite, so when I would go to friends' houses and they'd say grace or we'd pray in assembly, I would stay quiet and instead be like

'Hey Amy, if you're out there, it'd be really cool and fun if me and my friends passed the exams and went to the same school.'

'Hey Amy, I don't know what you have planned, but I really don't want my cat to be dead. Just would prefer he's missing.'

'Hey Amy. You didn't make this dinner. I hope I enjoy it anyway.'

To clarify I did know Amy Rose was not god, it was a little joke I had with myself. Anyway, Hey Amy, it'd be so sick if a higher-paying production job landed in my lap and allowed me to get a flat somewhere, don't you think?

[jocelynships]

I cannot believe I have seen people say “certain VAs for X-Men 97 sound like they’re trying too hard to sound like the originals”

My dudes. My guys. The ones you are specifically criticizing ARE THE ORIGINAL VAs. THEY ARE 30 YEARS OLDER OF COURSE THEIR VOICES ARE GONNA SOUND DIFFERENT SHUT UP OH MY GOD 😭😭😭

[snixx]

unfortunately at my core I will always be more of a logical girlie than a the grudge girlie. this is my curse

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Since when did shitting on male characters (who are victims, in whatever form they may come in) to promote female characters (who typically aren’t actively angry about what happened to them, as the “ideal” victim) become the defining feature of being a feminist comic fan

[nedsseveredhead]

my boss is so sweet and in our biweekly meetings she does her best to get to know me as a person because, contrary to my online person, im so fucking quiet irl. and fortunately for her if you ask me about me i will not shut up actually. unfortunately for me she asked about my art business (since its on my resume and she was curious) and i explained my url being a game of thrones reference, which then turned into me explaining how i was big into asoiaf, which then turned into me explaining i actually named myself after a game of thrones character. imagine admitting that to your boss. your employer. someone needs to shoot me like a lame horse

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

the worst part of break is the last day when you're just drowning in stress thinking about going back. i feel literally physically nauseous

[quietwingsinthesky]

funniest part of spn fandom is when people go “ugh i can’t STAND sam (or dean) because he’s so self-righteous and annoying and selfish and mean to his brother-” as if these are not traits that apply to them both equally. putting aside that yes, sometimes characters will be characters and have aspects of them that bring them into conflict with other characters, (even characters you might like! scary!) the show’s been off the air for like four years now, can we not all just admit at this point that 99% of brother favoritism isn’t about who they are as characters and is more about which one you find hot or which one’s daddy issues you were able to relate to more.

[zarnzarn]

how on earth do i stop the urge to somehow hammer into 'helluva critical' peoples heads that hb and hh is not representation for you its representation for me

[elliebartlets]

I rarely go on Instagram anymore but I redownloaded the app today cause I wanted to share the video of the otter I took on my story and wow! I’m so glad I don’t go on as much.

[fadinglight123]

If I see any of you shitheads quoting Osama Bin Laden or getting anywhere near saying that a literal terrorist has a point it is on sight and I cannot fucking emphasize that enough

[ditttiii]

it's every single time i give myself a minute to breathe. a minute away from people, places, distractions, running away from my reality--when the heartbreak catches up and hits me. knocks my fucking breath out.

[wedding-shemp]

In their most dastardly move yet, the Israeli government has tricked the American people into posting screenshots that say "you like Carly Rae Jepsen" on their Instagram stories