#this is what happens when a bunch of rich vegetarians make movies

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

me watching Cannibal Holocaust: that's not how you butcher any of these animals

[sparkles-and-trash]

Modern ATLA AU Headcanons Meme

Reblog this post, and your own answers!

I love myself some modern AU's, and I love how different they all are, so, I made this so we can all share, and feel free to add characters if you want, and just not do any of these if the character isn't important to you!

General:

Bending? Yes! Always!

Monarchy? Nope

Our world or theirs? Their's all the way

Animals? Boring ones from our world, it's what I know the best lol

Aang:

Tattoos? yes, always, and I keep the inspired by the ones in the movie (the movie is awful but the tattoos are cool and actual rl inspired?

Home life/family/upbringing? I usually go with him being raised by Monk Gyatso, and keep everything else kind of vague

Major/job? I go back and fourth, but I like him as a tattoo artist, or as a vet, anything with animals, or as a nurse, preferably a pediatric nurse!

Hobbies? Skating, in any form, yoga, meditation, painting and art

Vegetarian or Vegan? I think he's be cruelty free as far as it's possible

Appa and Momo? Big, fluffy rescue dog and small, shifty cat

personality compared to canon? Pretty similar, maybe a tad less traumatized considering the war didn't happen, but he's still the Avatar, and he still suffered great loss very young

how long have they've known the Gaang? Toph since always, water sibs since middle- or high-school, Zuko either middle school or uni, spending on the story, Suki in high school when she dates Sokka

some random headcanon(s)? he doesn't drink, but he does occasionally enjoy some ouíd at parties or when others drink

Katara:

Home life/family/upbringing? Their mother died when they were really young, and Hakoda married his lifelong best friend, Bato. They're generally a happy family.

Major/job? I love doctor Katara, and vet Katara, but also Katara in Politics, working hard making the world a better place!

personality compared to canon? Extremely similar, kind, brave, not afraid to speak her mind, awkward in certain situations, a pesky but loving younger sister, etc.

how long have they've known the Gaang? meets Aang and Toph early high school, Suki pretty fast after, Zuko late high school or uni

Hobbies? Sporty, likes to play all sports but doesn't do any seriously, swimming, surfing, writing, reading

some random headcanon(s)? she very good in school, but she's not a goody-two-shoes, she likes a good party as much as anyone

Sokka:

Home life/family/upbringing? Their mother died when they were really young, and Hakoda married his lifelong best friend, Bato. They're generally a happy family.

Major/job? I always like him as some type of engineer, but anything clever and creative is cool!

personality compared to canon? Similar, but maybe a little less... insecure? in that he never had to protect for his entire Tribe very young, and he did very well in school and had lots of talent, but also he has enough struggles to not be a dick? Extremely competitive and protective tho.

how long have they've known the Gaang? meets Aang and Toph early high school, starts dating Suki soon after, Zuko late high school or uni

Hobbies? Surfing in summer, skating, always, drawing and painting, gaming

some random headcanon(s)? has ADHD, is a bi-king, very comfortable with that, and is somehow good friends with all of his exes

Zuko:

Home life/family/upbringing? Similar to canon, just a modern rich asshole version of Ozai, who's either a huge criminal or just inherited a lot of money, Ursa out of the picture, Iroh as caretaker from a young age, but still lived kinda sheltered and was very lonely in his kid and teen years

Major/job? I like tons of stuff for him, either him managing a Jasmin Dragon, preferably with him adding a book café, but also a writer, photographer or tattoo artist

personality compared to canon? very similar, but since I usually write them uni aged or older, he's more mature? But he does still have some anger management issues, can be oblivious to social settings, awkward, brash and has very little knowledge of some basic stuff due to growing up rich. But he's also very loyal, loves his friends so much, and wants everyone to be okay, all the time.

how long have they've known the Gaang? Aang either middle school or late high school, Toph from a young age, and the others either late high school or uni.

Hobbies? Writing, photography, reading, fan fiction, musical nerd, bad gamer

Scar story? Ozai, in some way, preferably when Zuko speaks against something evil he did in front of the wrong people, so similar to canon

some random headcanon? used to have a pretty bad stutter, and even tho it's almost not noticeable anymore, he's very insecure about it

Toph:

Home life/family/upbringing? Extremely sheltered, barley got to go to public school, snuck out a lot, moves out the second she can and has a tense relationship with her parents

Major/job? I never know tbh, so many possibilities, but I like her as some sort of teacher, either in earth bending, or martial art!

personality compared to canon? Pretty much similar as canon? Loud, unapologetically herself, fiercely protective over her friends, funny af

how long have they've known the Gaang? Toph and Aang since childhood, water sibs since early high school

Hobbies? passionate about good music, is a talented drummer, knows piano from childhood, is a fairly popular youtube gamer/streamer

some random headcanon? demiromantic bisexual, she teaches Zuko how to play the piano and he loves it sm it's their thing

Suki:

Home life/family/upbringing? Was raised by a single mom and has a bunch of siblings, not poor, but lower middle class, but comes from a loving home

Major/job? Professional athlete of some type, then a coach when retired

personality compared to canon? The same as for what we know! Good attitude, including, funny, very passionate.

how long have they've known the Gaang? most of them from high school when she starts dating Sokka!

Hobbies? Surfing, gaming, material arts, music, plays the bass

some random headcanon? flannel bi, has lots of freckles and big, green eyes

Mai:

Home life/family/upbringing? Similar to canon, but her mom divorced her father around the start of high school, and they had it a lot better then. She loves her little brother a lot, he's pretty similar to her and looks up to her a lot.

Major/job? Forensic Science major, usually

personality compared to canon? Similar, very similar. Quiet and calculating, but loves her friends and family dearly. Witty, in a quiet way.

Hobbies? plays the violin, reads a lot, goes to a lot of concerts

some random headcanon? I think of her as a lesbian, but I like aro ace Mai, too

Azula:

Home life/family/upbringing? Same as Zuko, but she moves in with Iroh a little later than him. No contact with her father after that tho, goes on the fitness stand against him after the Zuko thing. Very protective of Zuko, and she doesn't hide it, but she can be ruthless with him, too.

Major/job? Leadership, of some kind

personality compared to canon? She's definitely still Azula, she's amazing at reading people, can be cunning, and mean, but not cruel. Had a major psychological breakdown a few years after their father got sent to jail, a reaction to pushing everything away for. so long, and spent some time in a psychiatric hospital, and dealt with a lot with the therapists and doctors there. A very loyal friend.

Hobbies? material arts, advanced fire bending, fashion and reading

some random headcanon? was the leader of the debate club in high school, became a straight up legend in that crowd.

Ty Lee:

Home life/family/upbringing? Basically the same as canon

Major/job? professional gymnast

personality compared to canon? Same as canon

Hobbies? Dancing, cosplay, fashion

some random headcanon? Knows everyone's name, always.

Idk, tag a few people if you wanna, but no pressure to ever do it!

@flamelo @littlespoonsokka and literally everyone who wants to sorry I'm so bad at tagging jslkgg

[casualarsonist]

Postal 2 review

Postal 2 was released right in the middle of what should have been my prime teenage-edgelord years, but while it’s had a resurgence in popularity due to nostalgia, returning to it, the game strikes me now exactly as it did then - a forgettable and borderline broken, amateurish piece of software that was crowded out of all but the most fringe playerbases by other, better, more interesting games.

Postal 2 is Hatred, if Hatred mistakenly thought it was funny - it was a try-hard attempt at outrunning South Park in a race no-one was watching. The irony is that in hindsight South Park turned out to be tedious fence-sitting ‘all sides are equally stupid’ takes from a pair of moron Gen Xers who thought that not having a strong opinion about anything was cool and were also responsible for mass-marketing anti-semitism to an entire generation. It was seen as edgy and provocative in the 2000s, and now it’s laughed at for its rigid, pointed adherence to committing nothing of value to any issue. And in trying to out-do Parker and Stone the developers of Postal 2 shackled themselves to the exact same sinking ship.

The game is…not great. It’s ugly, and poorly put-together. There are constant issues with controls and soundtrack - you can hear the audio clicking repeatedly in the opening minutes of the game because whoever did the sound design stitched together a bunch of stock sound effects and didn’t crossfade the adjoining tracks. The same 3 second soundbite of a bird repeats endlessly - noticeable because it is the only sound playing as you tour through the town. And while there is something to be said for the effort put into programming all the systems that go towards simulating the mundanity of everyday life (and towards your disruption of that mundanity with a can of gasoline and a box of matches), this was an indie game with a certain amount of ambition developed before crowdfunding could turn these games into something worth playing. It’s tedious, but not in the way the developers intended - it’s tedious mechanically, like playing in a small, ugly, sadistic sandbox. The most interesting thing you discover about it is that doing everyday tasks like shopping for milk, and burning everyone in the town alive, are actions that get boring at exactly the same rate as one another.

That said, I think there’s a certain amount of accidental Tom Green-esque avant-garde nihilism in the absurdity of this game. It’s kind of funny to watch the 'Parents For Decency’ whip out pistols and try to murder every member of the Running With Scissors development team because they don’t like their violent games. That’s genuine satire - it actually says something real, and, because the 'think of the children’ groups are usual comprised of wealthy conservatives trying to avoid caring about actual tangible suffering in the world, the commentary kicks upwards at a group that will otherwise avoid any punishment for their hypocrisy. The icing on the cake is that you can then choose to kill them in self-defence, proving that you’re exactly the thing they were protesting. Postal 2 has something to say occasionally. Very occasionally. But then give it a few hours and you’re murdering dozens of shrieking racist stereotypes of Afghanis that all look like Osama Bin Laden.

If you kill 30 people from every type of skin colour you get an achievement called 'Sheriff Arpaio would be proud’. I had to google his name because I thought he he was a mass murderer with some kind of pointedly indiscriminate political agenda. Nope - he was a white Sheriff in Arizona who specifically profile non-white people in one of the most widespread examples of open racism in American law enforcement since segregation was made ‘illegal’. And given recent history, that’s saying something. He alone cost the taxpayers of his one county $140 million dollars via lawsuits brought against him. The fucking U.S. Justice Department sued him. If I hadn’t researched that I wouldn’t have realised he was actually a massive racist asshole who specifically targeted Hispanics and black people, because Running With Scissors made a false equivalence in their throwaway gag that just happens to mislead the player about the racist crimes of the person they’re referencing. 'Sheriff Arpaio would be proud’…because it was a numbers game? Yes, that’s what he liked. Persecuting *everyone* - as many people as possible, and not one very specific demographic of people.

I’m not saying that this stupid joke intentionally whitewashes the racism of its namesake, and I’m not saying that this, coupled with the developers’ portrayal of Middle Eastern people as homogenous terrorists screaming gibberish through the singular face of a mass murderer is in any way an explicit demonstration of their edgelord racist worldview. I’m not saying that, in the same that I’m not saying that a crack-smoking, dog-kicking, wife-abusing, spree-killer living in a trailer in any way reflects their perspective towards the poor, and that this entire game is one big middle-finger to everything the developers personally dislike. I’m saying that there’s a marked difference between forcing players to kill brown people because they’re all terrorists and forcing players to kill white people because they’re vegetarians. Or have red hair. Jesus that was such a 2003 joke wasn’t it?

At the very least, the panel of people who mindmapped the ideas that came together to form the foundational commentary of Postal 2 are dumb as dogshit, and the end result of that is 'whoopsie we’re slaughtering dozens of Muslims ho ho ho the Indian food store has Afghani suicide bombers in it all these people are the same skin colour Sheriff Arpaio did a bad thing to *lots of different people!*’

Isn’t it interesting that a game touted as a free-for-all and remembered for it’s 'all sides are bad’ South Park-esque 'sick of the system’ worldview actually depicts its town exactly from the perspective of one very specific demographic of people - the single most represented demographic in the American population: middle-class straight white male Gen Xers who feel disenfranchised but are also ardently pro-America, hate the poor despite not being wealthy themselves, hate the rich for being richer than them, hate 'rednecks’ for being too uncivilised, hate 'conservatives’ for being too stuck-up, and hate liberals for not fitting into a stuck-up conservative worldview. When you think of yourself as the lone, correct singularity trapped in the centre of a world filled with people who are wrong because they care too much about things you don’t like to think about, literally every other person on the planet becomes a potential threat. Your life is given meaning by the feeling of persecution this constant target on your back brings. And it’s a lot easier to take your anger out on a toothless social group than to comprehend your own lack of identity - to make fun of 'gingers’ and vegetarians like you were born yesterday rather than do anything legitimately rebellious or anti-establishment. Particularly if your specific demographic is the one nearly all media is catered towards. Movies are telling you that you’re the hero, but your miserable job tells you that you’re just a rube. Who’s to blame? Don’t bother thinking about it, because you might end up on a crusade, and you don’t want to be like those losers who keep going on about their problems. Make a game in which you kill all those people instead. That’ll teach em.

Postal 2 is the kind of stand-up comic that gets heckled for telling an offensive joke and then threatens to shoot-up the audience if they won’t stop booing him. It was made - poorly even for the time - by a bunch of clowns playing to the easiest possible audience: white edgelords. It’s a power fantasy for people who don’t have anything meaningful to fight for, so they fight gingers. Y'know, because South Park did it. Nazis are funny, gingers are bad. Everyone is wrong, stick to the middle. The middle of a spectrum. The middle of the road. The middle of a river as it sweeps you out to sea. It’s all the same.

2/10

[whereyouletitgo]

1-100

1. Is a kiss considered cheating? Yes2. Have you ever faked orgasm? Yes lol3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Either being able to fly, mind read, or to manipulate any type of situation. 4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years? If things work out 😬5. Tell us some funny drunk story. I don’t really drink sooo 😬6. Why are you no longer together with your ex? Too many things to say7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? Natural causes and in my sleep lol8. What are your current goals? To be genuinely happy. To find a job. Have more beautiful babies. 9. Do you like someone? I do!10. Who was the last person to disappoint you? Myself11. Do you like your body? Some parts. I would like to lose some weight in some places 12. Can you keep a diet? Maybe if I really wanted to 13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say? I would tell them to smoke a bowl and chill the fuck out. Too much negativity 14. Do you work? Looking for a job right now15. If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be? Chow mein 😊16. Would you get a tattoo? Yeah! I have 417. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on? Anything my son needs, food18. Can you drive? Yes19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful? A little bit ago20. What was the last thing you cried for? Oh god who knows. Probably my current relationship mess lmao21. Do you keep a journal? No22. Is life fun? Sometimes lol 23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant? I think farts are funny but can be embarrassing in front of certain people. 24. What’s your dream car? I could care less as long as it runs and looks decent lol25. Are grades in school important? They were to me when I was in school. 26. Describe your crush. I have way too many crushes on random people. I literally think everyone is cute 😂27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you? I’m really impressed with the show Vikings right now. Super in love with it28. What was your last lie? 🤷🏻‍♀️29. Dumbest lie you ever told? 😂🤷🏻‍♀️30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing? Yes31. Something you did and you are proud of? I gave birth to my son pretty much naturally because my epidural was clamped. If I can do that, I can do anything lmao.32. What’s your favourite cocktail? Meh lol33. Something you are good at? Having sex 😎34. Do you like small kids? LOVE them35. How are you feeling right now? I’m really sleepy and hungry lol.36. What would you name your daughter/son? My sons name is Liam. I have a lot of different girl name I like. 37. What do you need to be happy? Food lol. My son. I don’t need it but weed makes me happy.38. Is there some you want to punch in the face right now? Always lol39. What was the last gift you received? My girlfriend gives me gifts all the time so maybe the awesome perfume she bought me the other day 40. What was the last gift you gave? I haven’t given it to her yet but I got Teresa some yummy smelling bath bombs & I got my friends baby a bunch of really cute clothes 😍😍😍41. What was the last concert you went to? Dance Gavin dance 😍😍😍42. Favourite place to shop at? Earthbound43. Who inspires you? My mom44. How old were you when you first got drunk? Like 1645. How old were you when you first got high? 1846. How old were you when you first had sex? 1747. When was your first kiss? Technically when I was like 6 lmao but I don’t think that counts. Maybe my 15th birthday party where all my friends found out I never made out with anyone and they were like “okay we’re gonna teach you” and I literally made out with all 4 of them 😂48. Something you want to do until the end of this year? I’m not really sure49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done? Yesssss50. Post a selfie. After I post this 😘51. Who are you most comfortable around? My family52. Name one thing that terrifies you. Death of my loved ones53. What kind of books do you read? All kinds! I really love mysteries, horror, teen fiction, fantasy, stuff about different religions, stuff about dreams, paranormal, aliens, conspiracy theories.. all kinds of stuff 54. What would you tell your 12 year old self? That it gets better and that there’s nothing wrong with finding girls attractive 55. What is your favourite flower? I love all flowers!! But my favorites are sunflowers and lilies 56. Any bad habits you have? I bite my nails a lot57. What kind of people are you attracted to? Kind hearted people58. What was the last thing you cried for? I cry a lot about my sweet Kai. I was 16 weeks and miscarried 59. Is there something you don’t eat? I don’t eat a lot of fish60. Some food that truly disgust you? Sweet corn in a can 😂61. Are you in love? Yes62. Something you find romantic? Candles lit while having sex lmao i love that63. How long was your longest relationship? 4 years64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex? 65. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? 66. What are you saving money for? My trip to California 67. How would you describe your bad side? She’s a bitch68. Are you actually a good person? Why? I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of. I do think I’m genuinely a good person though. 69. What are you living for? My son70. Have you ever done anything illegal? Yeah lol71. Do you like your body? Meh72. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally? No73. Ever sent nudes? Yes74. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yes75. Favourite candy? Chocolate (dove)76. Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it! @alientere77. Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game? No78. Favourite TV series? Oh god so many. Game of thrones, Vikings, criminal minds, beat Bobby flay, chopped, bobs burgers, true blood, rick and morty...79. Are you religious? Does God exist? I believe in a higher power. 80. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why? It’s been a minute since I’ve read any books. But I love reading and everything I real always impressed me lol81. What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism? I think that people that can do that have really strong will power lol. Good for them82. How long have you been on Tumblr? Like almost 5 years83. Do you like Chineese food? Yesss84. McDonalds or Subway? I like both. I worked at subway for 4 years so I’m taking a break 😂85. Vodka or whiskey? Vodka 86. Alcohol or drugs? Weed.. lol87. Ever been out of your province/state/country? I’ve been to a lot of other states. I went to Mexico when I was a baby but I don’t think that counts lol88. Meaning behind your blog name? It’s random lol89. What are you scared of? A lot of things90. Last time you were insulted? Not too long ago91. Most traumatic experience? When I had my miscarriage. 92. Perfect date idea? Going to the beach 😍93. Favourite app on your phone? Tumblr, snapchat lol94. What colour are the walls in your room? Brown 🙄95. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber? No I don’t really get into that 96. Share your favourite quote. I don’t think I have one97. Do you like horror movies? Yes98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened? A few times. I felt bad and still feel bad about it 99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way? I do 100. Can you keep a secret? Most of the time lol

[aliceofthemidnightsun]

Chapter 3: Of Bars and Movie Stars

Time passed. His first day bled into his first week, and before Seth knew it he’d been working at the Alice for a month.

His grandmother had not disappeared. She was still there, in room 724 every single day, and he made a point of dropping in on her at least five times a week. He brought his new friends by: Ruth and Beth, accompanied of course by God, who took his time observing Elsie to try and figure out how she’d come back from the dead. It was the first time it’d happened without his direct intervention.

Elsie also met (and quickly grew to love) Seth’s brand-new girlfriend, Athena, the beautiful woman he’d met at the cafeteria on the first day. At Ruth’s insistent prompting, he’d written a note asking her out and set it in her usual kitchen-can right before she ordered. Apparently, she’d liked it. Turns out she was a bartender who preferred night shifts, and that she shared his love of a good true-crime show.

As Halloween crept up on the Alice, more decorations went up than Seth had seen anywhere else in his entire life. By October first, the place looked more like a haunted house than a hotel. Nazareth, the woman in charge of the maintenance crew, also knew a thing or two about building simple robots. Mechanical spiders of her creation skittered along the walls and across ceilings. Motion detectors littered the halls, triggering a creepy sound, or a holographic light show, or even alerting someone in costume to jump out at unsuspecting passerby. Most of the chandeliers had been turned off, replaced by jack-o-lantern towers casting their flickering light instead. Only the gardener seemed to know what kept them from rotting.

But the holiday was far from the only excitement.

Seth showed up for his shift promptly at 9PM and fell easily into his usual routine of a pre-work meal with his coworkers. As he sat in the cafeteria, poring over a sushi plate made to look like a pumpkin patch, Athena crept up behind him.

“Boo!” she teased, then leaned down to kiss his head and drop a white cloth napkin into his lap. Even in the underbasement employee cafeteria, cutlery had little black and orange bows, napkins were tied into neat little ghosts, and pumpkins sat on every table.

She climbed onto the bench and wedged herself tightly between Seth and Theodosia (and just as well, because it was really Theodora with her sister’s nametag pinned to her chest).

“So, they’re finally here!” she said, almost tangibly vibrating with excitement.

“Who is?” Seth asked around his sushi. Across the table, Beth wrinkled her nose.

“The movie crew!”

“Movie?” Theo asked.

Athena looked blankly at her. “Uh, yeah? It’s like, the most important thing that’s happened at the Alice in like, a billion years. Haven’t you been briefed on it a thousand times by Gwynneth?”  

“I’m gonna assume she hasn’t,” Beth said.

“Oh my god!” Athena’s seismic glee intensified. “So you know Lindsey Landon.”

“I think everyone knows Lindsey Landon,” Theodora-not-Theodosia replied. “I freakin’ love her!”

“I do too!” Athena clasped her hands together. “She’s here! Today! Her and Hester Arkos, who directed 20,000 Leagues Under Where?, you know, she’s amazing, and probably some other actors… probably a lot of other actors… and famous crewmembers and producers… lots of movie people, are here! They’re staying at the hotel and filming in and around the grounds. Hester’s actually staying in the Master Suite –”

“Woah,” Ruth interrupted. “Isn’t that like, thousands of dollars a night?”

“Try a hundred thousand. But she’s Hester Arkos, you know?” said Theo, getting in on Athena’s hype train. “How did I not know this?”

“Yeah anyway, they rented out the whole ritzy section to her, Lindsey, and whoever else is here and famous. And you guys get to clean their rooms! You’re so lucky! I wonder if any of them will come for drinks. I hope so!” Finally, she paused for breath.

Beth curled her lip. “Ugh, it’s such a colossal waste of money. But I did hear about that. Feel free to trade jobs with me.”

Athena’s eyes glowed with the suggestion that she would like that very much, and Beth hastily withdrew the offer. “They’re just people, though,” she said sulkily.

“Well I think it’s exciting,” Ruth said.

“What are they filming? Do we know?” Seth asked.

“I think the working title is ‘Gesundheit 451,’ but they probably have to keep the real title a secret so paparazzi don’t get too much information about it,” Athena said. She spooned a scoop of Vegetarian Green Sludge into her mouth before continuing, with her mouth full. “Either way, they’re all over room 451 right now, from what Othello told me.”

All the maids around the table, including Beth, pulled out their room assignment cards for the day, to see who had what.

“Weird,” Seth said as he squinted down at his paper.

Ruth leaned over to see what he had. “Woah.”

Across the table, Beth’s heaved a sigh. “Ugh.  No wonder I had so few rooms. One of them is the master suite.”

“You’re in the master suite!?” Athena broke in. “Okay, now you have to switch with me. Please!”

“Yeah, just 6 rooms today,” Seth recounted. “Less than usual,” he added for Athena’s benefit. “Huh, and in the central part, too.”

Athena snatched Seth’s paper from his hands and thrust it at  Theo. “Which rooms are these?” she demanded. Seth picked up his chopsticks (one black, one orange) in his newly vacant hand and resumed his sushi, eyeing the Theo he fully believed was Theodosia expectantly.

“No way, man,” she said in a tone halfway between jealousy and begrudging excitement. “You’ve got a bunch of the fancy rooms. Bet there’ll be cool people in them.” She slid his paper back across the table to him and gazed wistfully at the ceiling. “Maybe one of them will request a quart of fresh honey or something and I’ll have an excuse to get up there too. Will you take pictures?”

“I’m pretty sure that’s illegal,” Seth said. “’Sides it’s not like I’ll be meeting them, you know? They’re probably busy filming and stuff. Famous people’s stuff is still just stuff.”

“And famous people are still just people,” Beth said. “And yet, here you guys are acting like we’ve been graced by God.”

Ruth stared blankly at her, and Beth flushed. “Well, you know what I meant. Hey, none of you were this excited when He showed up!”

“She has a point,” God chimed in. Ruth quickly shushed him, muttering something that sounded startlingly like ‘egomaniac’ under her breath.  

“No fair,” Athena said and slumped against Seth’s arm. “Can you leave them a note asking for their autograph for me?”

Seth tilted his head down to rest his cheek on the top of Athena’s head. “If I meet one of them in person. But I’m sure they get bothered enough. It would be really unprofessional to leave them a note like that.”

Athena sighed, and he quickly continued, “But c’mon Thee. They’re definitely going to want a drink. And no one makes them as good as you do! With the way you mix you’ll be the one drawing their attention. I promise. You’ll get to see your stars.”

Their free time ended and the shift began. Athena hurried off to her rooftop poolside bar station, Theodora unpinned her clever disguise and met up with her sister in the underbasement to swap nametags, and the maids made their way to their respective floors. Beth was pale-faced, fidgety, and grumbling the whole way up.

One step into the first room and Seth realized why: these suites were no joke. Even a single room seven floors down from the master suite was bigger and fancier than any glossy hotel room he’d seen pictured in magazines for rich people. Whoever rented these was used to the star treatment, and mistakes would not be tolerated. Thankfully, the maid cart on this floor came with a handy list of extra steps to take when cleaning these rooms. Even so, he worked through them with inordinate care – just in case.

He was distracted when he stepped into his third room that night, wondering if he’d turned down the sheets properly on the kitchen/dinette sized bed in the previous room. His mind wandered – where did they even get sheets that fit such a bed? Was there a factory responsible for making linens so big you could drape an entire house under a single sheet? All important questions to be pondered as he slotted his door stopper into the doorframe. He hit the light switch on the way in, thus revealing a room even more embarrassingly, sickeningly opulent than the previous ones.

An audible groan escaped him. The room was an absolute sty. Clothes that would have made Athena cry just to touch were strewn over every available surface as if whoever was renting the room had simply decided to set a bomb off in her suitcase to unpack. The mirror on the vanity was printed with lipstick kisses, and makeup wipes spilled like crinkly snowballs from the overturned garbage can.

And that was all he had time to see before the lights turned off. He whirled around, and the last thing he saw in the rectangle of light coming in from the hall was a woman’s figure removing his doorstop. Then the door swung shut, and he was in darkness.

“Don’t scream,” the person by the door said. “I know how thick these walls are. No one will hear you.”

Seth screamed anyway. The voice in the darkness waited a moment, then said, matter-of-factly, “I told you so.”

“Who are you!?” he demanded.

She flicked the lights back on, and Seth saw a very familiar face staring back at him. A face he had seen in at least three movies at the cinema in just the past year.

“Lindsey Landon!?” he whispered.

She stepped forwards, grinning from ear to ear.

He had a thousand questions, but the one he managed first was, “My girlfriend is such a huge fan of yours. Would you be able to give me your autograph for her?”

Lindsey snorted. “You’re allowed to be a fan, dude. I can make it out to you. You don’t have to pretend.”

“No, it’s literally-”

She walked up to him, studied his nametag and said, “So I’m making it out ‘to Seth’?”

“Her name is Athe-”

But it was too late. Lindsey had produced a glossy black and white headshot of herself and scrawled “Seth – it’s okay to admire woman actresses. You’re not a sissy. Lots of love, Lindsey,” in perfect, loopy script.  

She extended the photo to him, and he frowned. Before he could grab ahold of it, however, she yanked it away and spun out of his reach – not that he was reaching. He recoiled in surprise.

“Seth, I’m going to need a few things from you before you can have this. I promise it won’t be too tough.”

He winced. “What?” It was more an expression of surprise than a query about his supposed duties, but the actress was undeterred.

“Sit,” she said with a dismissive gesture at the vanity stool. He sank down into the lush padding, wondering how many birds had to die to provide the feather stuffing. “Now. How long do you think it’d take you to clean my room?”

Was it a trick question? He shifted his eyes uneasily around at the mess, discovering several new abhorrences in the process. A spilled cup of water on the nightstand. Every single lampshade in the room was askew, as if she’d deliberately gone around tilting them. No fewer than thirteen dirty dishes were littered in various hiding places around the room, though he suspected there were more under the bed. The bed itself was flush with stuffed animals that, according to hotel policy, he’d have to tuck cutely into bed. He could imagine a good half hour solely lining each one up and giving it a little pat on the head before pulling the covers up to their chins, just as he’d been trained to. And vacuuming up the crumbs strewn in gritty constellations across the deep plush carpet? All million meters squared of it? He didn’t even want to think about it.

“Ah… an hour? And a half?” he lied. He didn’t want to hurt her feelings with a more honest estimate of two and a half hours.

But her face lit up. “Excellent. Well, I don’t want my room cleaned. I just want to pick your brain during that time.”

Seth’s face must have given away his horror, because she backpedaled quickly. “Not literally! But we have… much to discuss. Listen, I know something’s up with this hotel.”

She wasn’t wrong, but over the past month Seth had developed a fondness for the place. He narrowed his eyes. “I’m not really allowed to just chat....”

Lindsey sat down cross-legged on the carpet in front of him, despite the complete surplus of other seating surfaces available. She flipped her straight brown hair over one shoulder and propped her chin in her hands, acting as if she hadn’t heard him. “D’you know what I saw yesterday, Seth?”

“…Nothing out of the ordinary?”

“No.”

“A….” He glanced over her shoulder at her heap of stuffed animals for inspiration. “A… frog?” he croaked.  

She leaned forward, as if holding the information in was physically painful. “I saw a decorative suit of armor vaping. Like, with a strawberry-scented e-cig. Then it flipped up its visor-thing, and there was no one inside.”

Seth frowned. “We have decorative suits of armor? Where?”

“See?” She stood up quickly and started pacing, as if he’d somehow proven her point. “One of your jack-o-lanterns stuck its tongue out at me! A human tongue came out of that pumpkin, Seth!”

“…Ew….”

“I ordered mashed potatoes just like grandpa used to make from the kitchen and they chopped up little carrots into them! Without me telling them to! Just like grandpa used to make!”

“Okay that’s-”

“One of the other maids is a vampire!”

“What?”

“The carpet in here is so soft I fell asleep on the floor instead of in bed last night!”

“No, back to that last thing. A vampire maid?”

Lindsey frowned. “The one in the cape. He was here yesterday, and I came in, and he was counting all my stuffed animals. I went to open the blinds and he made up some bloody quick excuse and got the fuck outta here.”

“Um, I don’t think….”

“That’s why I didn’t ask him for information. I want to keep my blood.”

Seth sighed. “Obviously none of the maids are vampires.”

“Well, maybe it was a vampire pretending to be a maid and not one of the real ones. Bottom line: this place is weird.” She looked expectantly at him. “You know this place is weird, right?”

“Yeah, it’s weird,” he admitted, digging the toe of his shoe into the carpet. “It’s really something, but-”

“I just want to know what you know,” she said.

“Why?”

She blinked up at him. “What do you mean, why?”

“I mean, what’s it to you? You’re just here to film a movie, right?”

“But. It’s. Cool.”

He shrugged. “Well, I don’t know anything either. Things just happen, Ms. Landon.” He stood up and straightened his uniform.

“Ms. Landon?” she repeated, turning her eyes to the window. “I haven’t heard that name in years.”

“Are you… not… Lindsey Landon?”

She laughed. “No, no, I am. It’s just, I’m Lindsey Landon, you know? Most people just call me Lindsey. You can too. Plus, that meme is funny.”

Seth was still making his way to the door, but she stopped him. “Hey, Seth? You said you wanted an autograph for your girlfriend. Is that true?”

“She’s a huge fan,” he said, turning back. “It would mean a lot to her if you would.”

Lindsey smiled. “Pretty presumptuous of me to assume you were just trying to act cool. Here.” She grabbed another photo from the stack on the desk. “What’s her name?”

“Athena.”

“Athena,” Lindsey repeated. She paced over to the vanity table, grabbed an eyeliner pencil, and scribbled a few words. Then, as he watched, she applied a thick coat of bright red lipstick and pressed her lips to the bottom corner. “Give her this.”

“’Athena – Your name is really cool. Wish I could have met you, too! Stay beautiful… lipstick’” Seth read aloud.

“It’s a kiss, dweeb.”

“You can meet her,” Seth said. “If you get the urge for a drink, she’d probably pass out if you went up to the rooftop poolside bar where she’s stationed.”

“She works here?” Lindsey’s eyes lit up. “Seth, how long have you been here?”

“At the hotel?”

“No, like, in my room. You said it’d take an hour and a half to clean it? We probably still have an hour and fifteen minutes to kill. Let’s go!”

Seth was never more proud of Athena than when he saw her bartending. She was nothing short of acrobatic – strolling around behind the bar juggling open bottles of liquor and spilling nary a drop, all in perfect time to the music. Her theatrics drew a crowd every night; no one could get enough of watching her flip, pour, bounce, ignite, and balance bottles, mixers, and even the drinks themselves on various unlikely parts of her body.

When Lindsey arrived on scene, she was in the process of lining a row of shot glasses down one forearm.

“Holy shit,” Lindsey whispered to Seth. “What’s she doing?”

Seth’s face broke into a grin. “Just watch!”

With her free arm, Athena poured a flawless line of rainbow shots into the glasses. She maintained perfect balance as she walked the length of the bar, allowing the patrons gathered to pluck a glass from the row one at a time. When all the glasses were gone, she dipped into a deep bow.

“She’s amazing,” Seth whispered reverently. But Lindsey was no longer beside him.

She’d pushed her way to the front of the crowd, and he could just hear her voice over the din of the bar.

“Your boyfriend wanted me to give you this,” she said as she slid the autographed portrait across the bar to Athena. “But honestly, after seeing that, I want your autograph!”

For the first time in a very long time, Athena nearly dropped the glass she was polishing. “Lindsey Landon!?” Her face flushed, she bit her lip, and a strand of hair from her perfect updo came loose. It fluttered gently against her cheek, stirred by her suddenly heavy breathing. “Oh my god!”

Suddenly, she caught sight of Seth standing in the background, and smiled even wider.

“I can’t believe it!” she said.

Unobtrusively, the other on-duty bartender slid up next to Athena and began picking up orders in her stead. Seth recognized him, though they’d barely spoken: this was Bartholomew, the man who had taught Athena everything she knew about mixology and flair bartending.

Lindsey dragged Seth into the conversation to form a little circle.

“One Sourtoe cocktail for me, and… something virgin for this guy, he’s still on the clock.”

Athena squealed and shot a giddy look at Seth.

She always lit up the room when she was bartending, but in front of one of her biggest idols, she completely outdid herself.

Bartholomew caught her eye and nodded, then tossed Athena a bottle. Slowly, deliberately, the two of them fell into a rhythm next to each other in a pair dance of bartending. She flipped a bottle through the air and he caught it, let it roll down his arm, then propped it between his arm and chin to pour from his elbow. Athena wove around behind him to take the bottle, flip it, catch it on her upturned forearm, then bounce it effortlessly back onto the shelf. The motion was so swift and fluid; two masters of their trade putting on the most amazing show Seth had ever seen them give.

The entire bar fell silent as they watched, entranced, until everyone’s orders had been filled. The two bartenders bowed.

Several seconds of silence followed the performance. Then, finally, Lindsey stood up. Soon her clapping was joined by dozens of other hands, everyone out of their seats, in the bar’s first ever standing ovation.

Athena served Lindsey’s drink personally, reciting the famous motto of the sourtoe cocktail.

Lindsey wrinkled her nose. “I didn’t think you’d actually… serve this,” she admitted. “I thought this was like, a one-bar-in-the-world thing.”

“At the Alice, we take our customer’s requests very seriously,” Athena replied. “But you don’t-”

“Oh, I’m going to. I. Am. Going to.” With quick wink, Lindsey downed the entire nasty cocktail and thunked the empty glass back onto the bar. “Delicious,” she said, but her pursed lips and wrinkled nose said otherwise.

Seth looked at the grisly garnish, which looked even more withered and horrible without its booze bath. He sipped his own drink, a fruity virgin affair that Athena knew was his favorite. “Is that a….”

“It bloody well is,” Lindsey said. “I’m surprised you had this on hand.”

“Me too, actually,” Athena muttered. “Never seen it before today.”

“Gross,” Seth said. “I’m not even going to ask.”

Exactly an hour and a half later, Lindsey escorted him back to her room.

“Your girlfriend is the most amazing person I have ever seen in my entire life,” Lindsey said. “If I wasn’t already gay, I would be after seeing that.”

Seth blushed. “I am the luckiest man in the entire world,” he said. “Honestly,-”

“Damn right you are,” Lindsey said. “Tell her to h-m-u if she’s ever not straight.”

“I-I’ll be sure to do that,” he stammered. It wasn’t until the door had closed behind Lindsey that he remembered what hmu stood for.

Then he was alone in the hall again. As he gathered supplies from his cart to begin cleaning the next room, he replayed the events of the evening.

Conclusively, he decided he could never trust actors. Lindsey had gotten exactly what she wanted from he and Athena: stories from their time there, theories about what was behind the strange happenings at the Alice… and yet, though he knew he’d been played, Seth couldn’t be properly angry. It’d been an incredible hour and a half, and he knew Athena had had the night of her life. Selling out and spilling the extra-ordinary details of their magical hotel to a probably well-meaning and simply curious stranger wasn’t the worst thing in the world. Not if it made Athena smile like that.

[wolfhourr]

100 questions

I was bored af and tried to do these questions.

1. Is a kiss considered cheating? ya.

2. Have you ever faked an orgasm? Not one I could think of

3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? probably flying

4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years? hopefullyyyyy

5. Tell us some funny drunk story. Oh my god I know so many but a bunch of friends and I were celebrating midsummer and we had this wooden cross which we’d decorate with branches and flowers and one of my friends (he’s got long wavy hair) stole my flower crown and carried that cross halfway home through half of the town we live in and it was like half past 1 in the morning and the people on the streets were shouting ‘oh my god it’s Jesus’ all the time and that was freaking hilarious

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex? long distance isn’t cool

7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? I don’t think of shit like this often but I’d like to have it quick and simple

8: What are your current goals? becoming a pro in photography (concerts mainly) and drone videography (basically shooting aerial footage for music videos and movies, that would be the most rad thing)

9. Do you like someone? I actually like a lot of people

10. Who was the last person to disappoint you? ugh, there are a few people who do that frequently but mostly band members

11. Do you like your body? parts.

12. Can you keep a diet? Nope I’m pretty weak regarding food

13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say? Stop fucking killing each other and try to love everyone regardless of their origin or religion or sexuality or views

14. Do you work? I study Scandinavian Studies but I’ll be working as an aupair in Finland starting in August 2017

15. If you could choose only one food to eat for the rest of you life, what would it be? This is the toughest freaking question anyone has ever asked

16. Would you get a tattoo? I actually have 5

17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on? concerts, cameras, things that make me genuinely happy

18. Can you drive? what? A car? A person insane? Like a fucking champ

19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful? my best friend aka Julienne that gorgeous shining bean

20. What was the last thing you cried for? my dad being my dad

21. Do you keep a journal? I have a scrapbook where I put random little things like receipts from vacations or stuff like that in and I also print out mini photos for it

22. Is life fun? What kind of question is this? Life’s an up and down

23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant? as long as they don’t hear it and you can smell it away

24. What’s your dream car? VW Golf R in metallic dark blue

25. Are grades in school important? As long as you don’t fail the class entirely or get kicked out of school it’s fine. Grades are so fucking overrated these days

26. Describe your crush. Ahahahaha he’s suuuuch a dork, especially whenever he’s drunk haha no but seriously he’s a dork and he get’s pretty touchy then

27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you? uhh, can’t rememberrrr

28. What was your last lie? I really don’t lie often but maybe I said I wasn’t feeling well just to avoid going out with some friends

29. Dumbest lie you ever told? I think there are a lot of dumb things I told so I can’t really think of one specifically right now

30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing? depends on the people but generally yes even though it shouldn’t be

31. Something you did and you are proud of? my photographs of band members

32. Favorite cocktail? Not tasted all of em but I love Mojitos

33. Something you are good at? sleeping, eating, taking photos, being dumb

34. Do you like small kids? depends on the kids

35. How are you feeling right now? stuffed with lunch and tired but generally fine because life’s good

36. What would you name your daughter/son? daughter: Ebba son: Heinz-Ewald!

37. What do you need to be happy? music, positive vibes and photography

38. Is there someone you want to punch in the face right now? I’m a very non-violent person so nope.. maybe Trump tho

39. What was the last gift you received? my grandma bought me a new handbag yesterday and it’s fabulous

40. What was the last gift you gave? frozen flavoured water to my beloved Fachschaft

41. What was the last concert you went to? A Finnish band called ‘Wake The Nations’, I had the pleasure to take pics for them there hehe

42. Favorite place to shop at? C&A, H&M

43. Who inspires you? Sawyer Hartmann & Logan Henderson, actually a lot more human beings

44. How old were you when you first got drunk? I’m pretty good with alcohol so I have to drink a ton to get drunk and I’m a poor student so basically I was 20 (and I still am 20 lol)

45. How old were you when you first got high? never got there

46. How old were you when you first had sex? never got there either

47. When was your first kiss? 2013 lol

48. Something you want to do until the end of this year? staying in Finland haha

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done? A lot of embarrassing things honestly

50. Post a selfie there are photos of me on this blog come on

51. Who are you most comfortable around? my best friends of course!

52. Name one thing that terrifies you. insects

53. What kind of books do you read? none honestly

54. What would you tell your 12 year old self? “Nick Jonas won’t marry you and never fall for boys, they won’t value your good heart”

55. What is your favorite flower? white roses

56. Any bad habits you have? I have many, can’t choose

57. What kind of people are you attracted to? ugh, I deffo don’t have a specific type of person, it really strongly depends on the person. It can be the metalhead in one of the other Fachschaften and it also can be the hot model or the mysterious musician whose head is in the clouds 99% of the time. As long as the person treats me right and isn’t suuuuuper weird it really can be anyone.

58. What was the last thing you cried for?  didn’t we have that question already

59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgusts you? Yaaaaa. I hate mushrooms, any sort of fish, snails, insects, basically all that stuff that Germans don’t eat, and oh yeah we have that thing called blood sausage here which is the most awful thing ever

60. Are you in love? all the time

61. Something you find romantic? lying in the grass at night time staring into the sky and talking is something I wanna do with someone special

62. How long was your longest relationship? 6 months? long distance I mentioned that

63. What are three things that irritate you about the same sex? - why do girls bath their faces in tons of make up EVERY SINGLE DAY like I don’t even wear more than mascara EVER - why do girls have to be so disgusting when it comes to public toilets and stuff - arrogance

64. What are three things that irritate you about the opposite sex? - superior behavior - beards - can’t think of the third rn

65. What are you saving money for? for my further studies in October 2018

66. How would you describe your bad side? bad..? 

67. Are you actually a good person? Why? I always try to be nice to people and approach them without any prejudice and I try to make people feel good in my presence

68. What are you living for? music and photography haha

69. Have you ever done anything illegal? I parked illegally a couple times lol

70. Do you like your body? check out question 11

71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally? I strongly hope I haven’t

72. Ever sent nudes? lmao nope

73. Have you ever cheated on someone? In my mindddddd lol

74. Favorite candy? Ferrero Rocher. I’d die for them.

75. Is there a blog you visit every day or almost every day? Tag it! nopeeee I’m sorry I’m lame

76. Do you play any computer games? What’s your favorite? I used to play Rollercoaster Tycoon and Sims 2-4 a loooooot

77. Favorite TV series? Riverdale!!!! And the old German series ‘Wege zum Glück’ which is such a soap opera but I’m a sucker for it still

78. Are you religious? Does God exist? There have been so many “coincidences” that make it hard to believe he isn’t existent. And also there’s so much positive stuff in my life right now, I think he led me where I am right now.

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why? I read a Swedish book from Henning Mankell about murders and it was cool

80. What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism? everyone is allowed to eat what they want, I don’t even careee

81. How long have you been on tumblr? since 2011/12, not sure

82. Do you like Chinese food? every now and then, yes.

83. McDonalds or Subway? Megges!

84. Vodka or whiskey? V!

85. Alcohol or drugs? only done alcohol so that’s it for me

86. Ever been out of your province/state/country? of course!!!

87. Meaning behind your blog name? it’s my favorite song by the Swedish band called ‘DNKL’

88. What are you scared of? not finding someone to spend the rest of my life with

89. Last time you were insulted? I tend to suppress things like this

90. Most traumatic experience? being taken away from my grandparents regularly when I was young

91. Perfect date idea? it has to do with sunsets and the ocean

92. Favorite app on your phone? Instagrammmmm

93. What color are the walls in your room? white

94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favorite youtuber? I love the vlogs from Lex&Los and I am obsessed with the videos of the Swabian comedian Dodokay.

95. Share your favorite quote. boy there are so many I can’t even come up with one right now

96. What is the meaning of life? finding that one passion and doing everything to live that passion every day

97. Do you like horror movies? N O P E

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened? probably my birth has made her cry at some point

99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way? the way some bandmembers treat me is truly something special hehe yes

100. Can you keep a secret? for sure!

[too-many-loose-ends]

All the questions 😘 (even tho you didn't ask me mine 😒😜)

Is a kiss considered cheating?YesHave you ever faked orgasm?NopeIf you could have one superpower, what would it be?The ability to flyDo you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?Probably notTell us some funny drunk story.I've never drank so I have noneWhy are you no longer together with your ex?She cheated on meIf you had to choose one way to die, what would it be?Guillotine (I think I spelled that right)What are your current goals?Get a good enough job that I can provide for a bunch of pets and buy a bunch of lingerie for SarahDo you like someone?YesWho was the last person to disappoint you?Me lmaoDo you like your body?YesCan you keep a diet?NopeIf the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?We should just get rid of privatized medicine and Donald Trump, and republicans in generalDo you work?Yes at a hardware store unfortunatelyIf you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?PizzaWould you get a tattoo?Hell yes Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?SarahCan you drive?YesWhen was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?A few weeks agoWhat was the last thing you cried for?I wouldn't really call it arguing but the other night when Sarah and I sort of had a disagreement idk what else to call itDo you keep a journal?Other than this blog noIs life fun?Sometimes Is farting in front of people irrelevant?When other people do it yes, but if it's me it's embarrassing lolWhat’s your dream car?One that works wellAre grades in school important?In the grand scheme of things noDescribe your crush.She's short with red hair and beautiful hazel/green eyes and she really likes pop punk and metal and drawing and her favorite color is yellow and she has the cutest sleepy voice and I love her a lotWhat was the last book/movie that really impressed you?The new power rangers movieWhat was your last lie?When I told a customer to have a good dayDumbest lie you ever told? Anything nice I've ever told a customerIs crying in front of people embarrassing?It shouldn't be but it is for meSomething you did and you are proud of?Got into a D1 track teamWhat’s your favourite cocktail?I don't drink lolSomething you are good at?Hurdling Do you like small kids?Not at allHow are you feeling right now?HungryWhat would you name your daughter/son?Idk bc I don't plan on having anyWhat do you need to be happy?Sarah, all the food I want, and access to a gymIs there some you want to punch in the face right now?Lmao yesWhat was the last gift you received?A record from Sarah What was the last gift you gave?I'm not sure lolWhat was the last concert you went to?Warped TourFavourite place to shop at?Hot topicWho inspires you?Sarah How old were you when you first got drunk?Never been drunkHow old were you when you first got high?Never been highHow old were you when you first had sex?18When was your first kiss?I was 14Something you want to do until the end of this year?Get good grades, I've done that for the spring semester and my summer class so I gotta keep it goingIs there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?Not really because it's all lead me to being where I am rnPost a selfie.Give me a secWho are you most comfortable around?SarahName one thing that terrifies you.Becoming my parents What kind of books do you read?I don't really read but I wish I did What would you tell your 12 year old self?Stop being so cringy and do something with your hair lolWhat is your favourite flower?I don't really have oneAny bad habits you have?When I get too anxious I bite myselfWhat kind of people are you attracted to?The person who asked me thisWhat was the last thing you cried for?The power rangers movie lolIs there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?Sushi but I really wish I liked it tbhAre you in love?YesSomething you find romantic?Idk lmao How long was your longest relationship? This one and it's been a year and almost 10 monthsWhat are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?"No homo," ridiculously low societal standards for boys, mansplainingWhat are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?Idk girls are the best lolWhat are you saving money for?School and concertsHow would you describe your bad side?Jealous, insecure, distrusting, angry, etc. Are you actually a good person? Why?Idk probably not lolWhat are you living for?HappinessHave you ever done anything illegal?I spit off a tall building in Ohio so yesDo you like your body?Yes I doHave you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?YeahEver sent nudes?YesHave you ever cheated on someone?NopeFavourite candy?Probably Twix Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!Yes but lately I've kinda been slacking lol and it's starry-eyes-and-blissful-nightsDo you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?No but Legend of Zelda: Breath of the WildFavourite TV series?Rick and MortyAre you religious? Does God exist?No and noWhat was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?A Clockwork Orange, and yes bc it was a good story idk lolWhat do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?Don't be a dick about it or I'll be a dick about eating meatHow long have you been on Tumblr?About 6 years now lolDo you like Chineese food?I like some stuff McDonalds or Subway?McDonalds but they're both trash lolVodka or whiskey?NeitherAlcohol or drugs?NeitherEver been out of your province/state/country?YesMeaning behind your blog name?It's kinda from the Real Friends song Loose EndsWhat are you scared of?Big spiders, like if it's a spider that lives in a rainforest or a desert it can fuck off lolLast time you were insulted?Earlier today but tbf me and my brother talk shit all the time lolMost traumatic experience?Finding out I'd been cheated on Perfect date idea?Pizza and then going back to one of our houses to watch movies and cuddleFavourite app on your phone?Tumblr lolWhat colour are the walls in your room?Dark greenDo you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?Yes, either Jacksfims or Adam "Plumpy" Blampied from WhatCultureShare your favourite quote."If I make sound, it better be loud." It's from Rock is Dead by BeartoothWhat is the meaning of life?To give life meaningDo you like horror movies?YesHave you ever made your mum cry? What happened?Yeah but it happened years ago so I don't remember and she probably doesn't either Do you feel lucky or special in a way?I'm dating Sarah so obviously lmaoCan you keep a secret?Yes I can

[unkindsunshine]

51-100.

100 questions

Is a kiss considered cheating?- Ye

Have you ever faked orgasm?- Never had sex

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?- Flight or the ability to speak and understand any language (but for some reason my brain immediately went to invisibility??)

Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?- No

Tell us some funny drunk story.- I’ve never been drunk

Why are you no longer together with your ex?- I’m bad at feelings, honestly I’m not sure

If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be?- Jumping off a high building in a big city while the sun was setting and all the lights were on. Dying without making anyone sad

What are your current goals?- Find a hobby/sport that I’m passionate about

Do you like someone?- Uhhhh

Who was the last person to disappoint you?- Myself

Do you like your body?- Meh, probably not

Can you keep a diet?- Yeah but not for long, and def not if my parents would find out

If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?- some shit like “Be kind to everyone, even those you’re different from” or like “fuck off”

Do you work?- yeah

If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?- Ramen, there’s a lot of possibilities so i wouldn’t get bored

Would you get a tattoo?- Yeah, I want a little flower one right under my right boob

Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?- art!!!!!

Can you drive?- Yeah, I don’t have my license yet though

When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?- Idk man

What was the last thing you cried for?- I don’t remember

Do you keep a journal?- no

Is life fun?- no

Is farting in front of people irrelevant?- I mean yeah, but that doesn’t mean I do it

What’s your dream car?- A nice old one

Are grades in school important?- Idk anymore,, I could honestly make a whole post about this

Describe your crush.- pretty neat, likes horror movies

What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?- Dante and Aristotle Discover the Secrets of the Universe

What was your last lie?- Probably, “yeah, I’ll do something fun this weekend!”

Dumbest lie you ever told? - “I love you too”

Is crying in front of people embarrassing?- yes, always.

Something you did and you are proud of?- I got first on bars for nationals

What’s your favourite cocktail?- i’m not of age to drink

Something you are good at?- being boring

Do you like small kids?- probably not, they’re pretty obnoxious mostly

How are you feeling right now?- sad

What would you name your daughter/son?- laszlo

What do you need to be happy?- a passion/purpose

Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?- not really, I’m not in the mood

What was the last gift you received?- someone bought me a bible

What was the last gift you gave?- a phone charm to my friend

What was the last concert you went to?- BTS!!

Favourite place to shop at?- I really like yesstyle.com

Who inspires you?- min yoongi

How old were you when you first got drunk?- never

How old were you when you first got high?- never

How old were you when you first had sex?- never

When was your first kiss?- never, but hopefully soon though, bc damn

Something you want to do until the end of this year?- I don’t know

Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?- like, everything?

Post a selfie.- sure, later

Who are you most comfortable around?- my cat (haha that’s sad)

Name one thing that terrifies you.- being boring until I’m old and die of natural causes

What kind of books do you read?- a lot of ya fiction but also some political/history non fiction

What would you tell your 12 year old self?- chill out you fuck, no one hates you. Also stop trying to be the hero, because u just end up being mean most of the time

What is your favourite flower?- hydrangeas

Any bad habits you have?- not returning texts, cancelling plans last minute, and procrastinating

What kind of people are you attracted to?- idk

What was the last thing you cried for?- Wasn’t this already asked

Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?- any fat on meat

Are you in love?- no

Something you find romantic?- If you run ur fingers through my hair I will literally melt. (Preferably while I’m laying/leaning on you)

How long was your longest relationship? - around a year

What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?- when they want me to be emotionally vulnerable to them when I don’t want to- uh, most of them are very pretty and polite - i just mostly find them intimidating

What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? - they don’t know how to apologize - often don’t know how to see things from someone else’s pov - they make more $ than me

What are you saving money for?- music, art, and clothes

How would you describe your bad side?- jealous, rude, irresponsible with others’ feelings

Are you actually a good person? Why?- No I’m not, but I’m not bad. I could be better

What are you living for?- who knows,, other people I guess

Have you ever done anything illegal?- I’ve definitely trespassed?

Do you like your body?- didn’t we answer this? No

Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?- I guess (my parents)

Ever sent nudes?- nop

Have you ever cheated on someone?- no

Favourite candy?- snickers

Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!- @wroxs and a whole bunch of bts art blogs (I have post notifs)

Do you play any computer games?- not really

What is your favourite game?- sims 4

Favourite TV series?- Turn: Washington’s Spies

Are you religious? Does God exist?- yes, and yes

What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?- Dante’s Inferno, and not really

What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?- it’s cool, I’m just not

How long have you been on Tumblr?- too long, please don’t look at my archive (I think since 2014, so 3 years)

Do you like Chinese food?- ye

McDonalds or Subway?- depends on my mood

Vodka or whiskey?- I like the idea of vodka more

Alcohol or drugs?- alcohol

Ever been out of your province/state/country?- yeah, all of the above. Most recently I went to Georgia

Meaning behind your blog name?- I’m not nice, but my aesthetic is

What are you scared of?- we answered this too

Last time you were insulted?- Last year, behind my back

Most traumatic experience?- my emotionally abusive friendship in elementary school- and like, my first girl crush killed herself when I was 13

Perfect date idea?- take me out for coffee in a city, we walk everywhere or take the subway

Favourite app on your phone?- Music or Clawbert (it’s so cute)

What colour are the walls in your room?- yellow

Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?- yeah, I like @tha and dodie

Share your favourite quote.- I mean it’s not that great of a quote, but I try to live by, “Honesty is the best policy”

What is the meaning of life?- be nice to people while you’re here

Do you like horror movies?- not really, but I don’t dislike them

Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?- yeah, I ignored her and my dad and was rude to them for a solid week and a half

Do you feel lucky or special in a way?- no

Can you keep a secret?- yeah

[callmoiwhatuwant]

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I hope you know you’re the best and this kept me entertained for a while 100 questions1. Is a kiss considered cheating?On the lips 100% yes. On the cheek in a familial way, no. 2. Have you ever faked orgasm?Nope I’m very straight forward and if I’m not enjoying it then I’m not gonna fake it to save someone’s feelings 3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?Time travel! 4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?Hahahahahaha probably not. I’m already drowning in debt probably will be drowning in more student debt by then 5. Tell us some funny drunk story.I swear I have good ones but like I can’t think of any6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?He dumped me 🤷🏼‍♀️ His loss 7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? Gun shot to the head. Instant. Painless. 8. What are your current goals?I’m actually going back on my whole30 diet again so weight loss and I really want to get back to school at some point. Happiness is a goal too. 9. Do you like someone?I love someone if that counts 10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?Myself 11. Do you like your body?It’s a love hate relationship, some days it’s good some days it’s bad12. Can you keep a diet?I’ve had really good luck with whole30 so yes! 13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?Stop. Just stop. Listen to what you are saying to each other, look at the way we are treating our underprivileged brothers and sisters. How can we not decide to work collaboratively? We would all benefit if there was equal give and take and the world would be more peaceful. Stop trying to be the strongest, stop trying to out do another country. We need peace more than we need nukes. 14. Do you work?Don’t think that’s even a question anymore 15. If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?Probs salad cause it’s really diverse or maybe pizza 16. Would you get a tattoo?I already have 3 and I’m dyin for more 17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?Tattoos 😂18. Can you drive?Yes and no. My license is expired right now19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?Uhhh I honestly can’t recall 20. What was the last thing you cried for?Something dumb on tv tbh 21. Do you keep a journal?I try to actually! 22. Is life fun?Debatable.....23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant?Older you get the less you care 24. What’s your dream car?Something from the 50s or 60s muscle car25. Are grades in school important?In college and uni absolutely 26. Describe your crush.Tattoo artist. He’s a cutie. But I’m committed. He’ll tattoo me though! 27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?WONDER WOMANNNNNNNN28. What was your last lie?That I was okay 29. Dumbest lie you ever told? I don’t really lie a lot so I don’t really know honestly 30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing?To me it’s become a weekly ritual soooooo31. Something you did and you are proud of?I’m proud of graduating and moving somewhere I knew no one and still being okay on my own. 32. What’s your favourite cocktail?Don’t really drink em to be honest 33. Something you are good at?Weird knowledge on an assortment of topics 34. Do you like small kids?I think they are the most adorable creatures till they can talk then they are devils 35. How are you feeling right now?Tired, sad, frustrated, anxious 36. What would you name your daughter/son?Son: JamesDaughter: haven’t put much thought honestly, always thought I’d have a boy first 37. What do you need to be happy?Comfort, attention, love, food38. Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?Yeah most definitely 39. What was the last gift you received?My mom bought me a bunch of stuff lol 40. What was the last gift you gave?Probably Christmas and an A7X mug and slippers and something else to my partner 41. What was the last concert you went to?Sawyer Brown but before that it’d be Slipknot 42. Favourite place to shop at?Walmart as weird as that sounds 43. Who inspires you?My dad actually 44. How old were you when you first got drunk?Like 14 45. How old were you when you first got high?14 46. How old were you when you first had sex?1547. When was your first kiss?When I was like 12 48. Something you want to do until the end of this year?Keep my damn diet 49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?self harmed.... tried to kill myself... 50. Post a selfie.51. Who are you most comfortable around?My best friends 52. Name one thing that terrifies you.Being cheated on again53. What kind of books do you read?Anything from classics to erotic lol 54. What would you tell your 12 year old self?Its gonna get worse but don’t be afraid to get help55. What is your favourite flower?Roses and orchids 56. Any bad habits you have?I overthink a lot 57. What kind of people are you attracted to?Girls who can dominate preferably alternative and burly tattooed guys. All have to be animal lovers and like to be fit. 58. What was the last thing you cried for?A movie on tv 59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?I love all food honestly 60. Are you in love?Yes, I think so still anyways, I just don’t know if he feels the same anymore 61. Something you find romantic?Genuine interest and eye contact 62. How long was your longest relationship? Almost 3 years 63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?How bitchy and catty girls can be, periods and girls who pretend to be ditzy to get men’s attention64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? Men who think they need to prove their manliness, overtly sexual and can’t keep conversations normal (maybe just my age range though) guys who think being jerks is the way to girls pants. 65. What are you saving money for?Tattoos, paying people back. Traveling. School. 66. How would you describe your bad side?A raging psychotic bitch67. Are you actually a good person? Why?Debatable lmao 68. What are you living for?I don’t really know anymore, for myself and my cat I think69. Have you ever done anything illegal?Definitely.... 70. Do you like your body?Most definitely love and hate 71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?Yes but they deserved it72. Ever sent nudes?So many omg 73. Have you ever cheated on someone?Nope and never will74. Favourite candy?I love twizzlers and kit kats 75. Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!No not really... 76. Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?I play sudoku but that’s it lol77. Favourite TV series?Ayuh that’s really hard to pick.... right now it’s greys anatomy 78. Are you religious? Does God exist?Spiritual. I put myself under the pagan category. A single god in my eyes does not exist but many gods and goddesses do 79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?The secret garden. It was a reread but it’s always good 80. What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?Great for you if you can do it but I definitely can’t 81. How long have you been on Tumblr?I believe my blog turned 4 or 5 this year 82. Do you like Chineese food?Love it. I grew up in a predominantly Asian city and region and it was a way of life lol83. McDonalds or Subway?Depends if I’m drunk or not or on my period. But usually McDonald’s 84. Vodka or whiskey?Why not both? But I prefer whisky for its flavour 85. Alcohol or drugs?Drugs. Weed is a drug right? 86. Ever been out of your province/state/country?Numerous times87. Meaning behind your blog name?I was like 14 at the time and edgy but the moi part is for my francophone early life 88. What are you scared of?Change. Lots of change89. Last time you were insulted?I don’t get insulted very easily so probably a while ago cause I don’t remember 90. Most traumatic experience ?Having someone die under my hands as they bled out as I was performing CPR after a horrendous car accident that my dad and I were the first responders for. We helped as the ambulances were on their way. Unfortunately the deceased lost too much blood to be revived. 91. Perfect date idea?Nice dinner, walks and long talks. Or getting tattooed and making out. 92. Favourite app on your phone?Probably Facebook. I use it a lot 93. What colour are the walls in your room?At my moms they were white and gray, here they are off white which I hate. 94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?A little. I love Joe Santagato and The Try Guys and Ladylike 95. Share your favourite quote.“You are my sunshine my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray, you’ll never know dear how much I love you, please don’t take my sunshine away” 96. What is the meaning of life?In biological terms it’s to reproduce and balance ecosystems, in bigger terms.... I’ll let you know when I figure it out 97. Do you like horror movies?Love them! 98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?Yes, when I left to Alberta99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way?Not really. I feel pretty ordinary to be honest 100. Can you keep a secret?Yes I definitely can. I am a hella reliable friend.

[hockeyismyreligon]

You should do questions 200-147, 80-25, 110-81, 24-2, 146-111, and 1

200: My crush’s name is: can't tell you lol 
199: I was born in: Toronto 
198: I am really: tired 
197: My cellphone company is: fido 
196: My eye color is: brown 
195: My shoe size is: 6 1/2 
194: My ring size is: I dunno
193: My height is: 5'4 almost 5't 
192: I am allergic to: nothing 
191: My 1st car was: don't have one yet 
190: My 1st job was: lifeguard 
189: Last book you read: crown of midnight 
188: My bed is: soft 
187: My pet: don't have one :( 
186: My best friend: is great and I love her 
185: My favorite shampoo is: useful and smells great 
184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox 
183: Piggy banks are: fun 
182: In my pockets: I have my card181: On my calendar: i have my exam dates 
180: Marriage is: pretty fuckin cool 
179: Spongebob can: flip those patties 
178: My mom: is the best 
177: The last three songs I bought were? - Kendrick Lamar songs 
176: Last YouTube video watched: "calculating derivatives of trig and logarithms fictions 
175: How many cousins do you have? 10 
174: Do you have any siblings? A younger brother 
173: Are your parents divorced? No 
172: Are you taller than your mom? Same height 
171: Do you play an instrument? No 
170: What did you do yesterday? Stayed home and watched hockey [ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: no 
168: Luck: yes 
167: Fate: eh 
166: Yourself: sometimes 
165: Aliens: yes 
164: Heaven: yes 
163: Hell: yes 
162: God: yes 
161: Horoscopes: yep 
160: Soul mates: ehhh idk 
159: Ghosts: yes 
158: Gay Marriage: yes 
157: War: well I don't support it 
156: Orbs: yeah 
155: Magic: kinda [ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 
153: Drunk or High: drunk 
152: Phone or Online: phone 
151: Red heads or Black haired: black haired 
150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 
149: Hot or cold: cold 
148: Summer or winter: winter 
147: Autumn or Spring: autumn 
146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate 
145: Night or Day: night 
144: Oranges or Apples: oranges 
143: Curly or Straight hair: curly are is cuter 
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds 
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white chocolate 
140: Mac or PC: Mac 
139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops 
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: already ugly might as well have some money along with it 
137: Coke or Pepsi: coke 
136: Hillary or Obama: obama 
135: Burried or cremated: idk 
134: Singing or Dancing: singing 
133: Coach or Chanel: coach 
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: neither 
131: Small town or Big city: big city 
130: Wal-Mart or Target: target 
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben stiller 
128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 
127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast 
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas 
125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers 
124: Disney or Six Flags: six flags 
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Neither.. Yankee [ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: could be avoided if you try 
121: George Bush: eh 
120: Gay Marriage: you should be able to love who you want 
119: The presidential election: lol 
118: Abortion: pro choice 
117: MySpace: lol 
116: Reality TV: not a fan 
115: Parents: are the best 
114: Back stabbers: can fuck off 
113: Ebay: cool cool 
112: Facebook: have it but don't use 
111: Work: important 
110: My Neighbors: are cool 
109: Gas Prices: wtf is happening to them ugh
108: Designer Clothes: meh not crazy about it 
107: College: lmaoooo 
106: Sports: is life 
105: My family: is the best love em all 
104: The future: is scary [ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: a few minutes ago 
102: Last time you ate: this morning 
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: few days ago 
100: Cried in front of someone: few weeks ago 
99: Went to a movie theater: last month 
98: Took a vacation: last summer 
97: Swam in a pool: last fall 
96: Changed a diaper: yes 
95: Got my nails done: last summer 
94: Went to a wedding: last year 
93: Broke a bone: yes 
92: Got a peircing: yepp my ears 
91: Broke the law: no 
90: Texted: few minutes ago [ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: my friends 
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my mom 
87: The last movie I saw: breakfast club 
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: finishing my exams 
85: The thing im not looking forward to: doing my exams 
84: People call me: ugly 
83: The most difficult thing to do is: to try but have no results and get back up to try again 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: no 
81: My zodiac sign is: Aries 
80: The first person i talked to today was: my mom 
79: First time you had a crush: first grade 
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my friends 
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: tbh my friend a few minutes ago 
76: Right now I am talking to: my friend about the exam tmrw 
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: idk trying to major software engineering 
74: I have/will get a job: summer 
73: Tomorrow: will be awful 
72: Today: pretty chill 
71: Next Summer: idk 
70: Next Weekend: no idea 
69: I have these pets: I don't 
68: The worst sound in the world: someone you love crying 
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: idk 
66: People that make you happy: my friends and family 
65: Last time I cried: 2 days ago 
64: My friends are: angels 
63: My computer is: on with my notes out but I'm not studying 
62: My School: is killing me 
61: My Car: don't have one 
60: I lose all respect for people who: intentionally make people feel bad 
59: The movie I cried at was: titanic 
58: Your hair color is: dark brown 
57: TV shows you watch: riverdale, game of thrones, quantico, pll, how to get away with murder 
56: Favorite web site: YouTube 
55: Your dream vacation: Italy 
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I got my stitches 
53: How do you like your steak cooked: I'm vegetarian 
52: My room is: messy 
51: My favorite celebrity is: RDJ/ Morgan freeman 
50: Where would you like to be: right now in my bed sleeping 
49: Do you want children: yes 
48: Ever been in love: idk no 
47: Who’s your best friend: Diana 
46: More guy friends or girl friends: it's balanced 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: food and friends 
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: this person 
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: did but lol not anymore 
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no 
41: Have you pre-named your children: nope 
40: Last person I got mad at: my dad 
39: I would like to move to: NY 
38: I wish I was a professional: idk [ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: coffee crisp 
36: Vehicle: idk 
35: President: obama 
34: State visited: NY, NJ, California, Nevada, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Washington 
33: Cellphone provider: fido 
32: Athlete: Carey price 
31: Actor 
30: Actress:
29: Singer: the weeknd, Kendrick Lamar 
28: Band: led Zeppelin, guns n roses, Aerosmith 
27: Clothing store: forever 21, h&m, Zara, urban outfitters 
26: Grocery store: idk 
25: TV show:
24: Movie: the unusual suspects 
23: Website:
22: Animal: tiger 
21: Theme park: wonderland 
20: Holiday: idk 
19: Sport to watch: hockey and bball 
18: Sport to play: basketball 
17: Magazine: idk 
16: Book: TID series 
15: Day of the week: Friday 
14: Beach: I don't like them 
13: Concert attended: Kid in me wants to say jobros 
12: Thing to cook: lasagna 
11: Food: falafel 
10: Restaurant: this koren place downtown 
9: Radio station: KISS 92.5 
8: Yankee candle scent: idk 
7: Perfume: no idea 
6: Flower: roses 
5: Color: blue 
4: Talk show host: Ellen 
3: Comedian: Chris rock 
2: Dog breed: golden retriever 
1: Did you answer all these truthfully yes Thanks a bunch!!