"Glorfindel was tall and straight;"
wrong, he was tall and gay.
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oh look we have the Piss Expert analyzing the characteristics of piss humor in various animated adult sitcoms over here
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gojo has been sealed and is also ded so i now officially don’t even know what jjk is about anymore and if you think i’m gonna try, ur wrong about that, call me when he’s alive again or don’t call me at all
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silly hasbro really thought they could hide this hidden message from me 😈😈
LESBIANN ULTRA MAGNUS WHATTT?!!!?!?
don't believe me?? literally look what happens when i brighten the image
OMG WHATTTT NO WAYYYY 😱😱😱 (dont try at home take my word for it)
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End domain where you enter a fandom years after its peak and all that remains are you and the corpses of long forgotten content that you know you shall one day pick clean, leaving you with no where to go and nothing more to find.
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in a car omw to an airport and for some reason all that is repeatedly going through my head right now is this passage:
'"’You want her? Go get her.’
So he did”
bc honestly it sounds like it’s from a fanfic and instead its an actual real scene of jaime lannister jumping into a goddamn bear 🐻 pit with an actual live bear 🐻 for brienne. seems fake but is canon thanks george
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Last night I had the worst False Awakening mixed with Sleep Paralysis Loop. I usually have this if I'm stressed about having to wake up earlier than usual, but it was very very intense today.
I don't know how many times it happened or for how long. But it felt like ages.
I'd dream I'd get out of bed and try to check my phone, because I was late and had to get ready. But the phone screen would either be black or show me no numbers at all. My tell for False Awakenings is usually that I can't actually feel my limbs moving. That paired with the phone screen situation would tell me I was still asleep. So I'd try to wake myself up.
This dream went on and on and on, and sometimes I did wake up for real, only for my brain to immediately shut down again and the dreams to start over.
Eventually I tried calling out for my mom, so she'd help me, but only mumbling sounds would come out of my mouth. I couldn't speak, I couldn't scream.
I woke up by lunchtime soaked in sweat.
It wasn't fun.
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