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formulamuppet · 2 years

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not the nudes bot in the carlando tag, pls i like to see the tag at work

#this it too boobie for me #i have my ao3 and my imagination i dont need your services thank you #carlando

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froggirlboobs · 11 months

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isn't gravity just amazing?~

#me #gif #debated posting this with nip out but honestly? these gifs were too good not to post #hope you enjoy it <3 #booby bounce bounce

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on-brand-bitch · 1 month

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imagine: someone plucking a tissue out of their cleavage as their breath hitches and catching the sneeze in it just in time

(stuff for messfuckers under the cut)

or....not catching it in time and misting their cleavage in droplets of cold

maybe they even stuff the used tissue back for later because they're running low

#snzario #not to sexualize myself but #me rn lol #mess #the last part is not me rn lowkey wish i had the balls to do that but nahhhh #boobie tissue holder is just too convenient #vivsposts #gay thoughts

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dromaeo-sauridae · 6 months

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shoutout to artists who draw all the knights and soldiers from soulsborne games with big bouncy bara boobs and VOLUPTUOUS fucking asses AND draw them with their armor

#to that 1 bitch who drew the crucible knights with bigass dragon tails too i owe you everything #ive had to suffer through the trenches (skinny big booby malenia + marika)#but the treasure at the end of the tunnel is worth it #personal i guess #im gonna be real i can feel a migraine coming on and my mother got mad at me earlier. i am so tired #but CLEAR of HEAD

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beesinspades · 2 months

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forgot to post some dokomi pics! vashusitter wolfwood real....

I was in a RUSH because I arrived later than planned (thanks train delays (and getting lost in the park....)) so after the panel (where I managed to be in the front row!!) I only had 6 hours to run around and do my shopping before going home. not my best decision but now I'm prepared for next time.

thank you @blizzly (whom I must also thank again for emergency loaf creechur surgery and taking some of these pics :D), @lesoldatmort, @artofalassa and @ohohge (get ready for our reverse bang collab....) and her friend for hanging out with me for a little bit 💜 also met @luchichufer who just happened to sit right behind me and gifted me some prints including our vashwood big bang art! 🥹

the true honor was meeting the real brushbuddy....totally not considered running off with it.......

it was so lovely meeting up with everyone, however briefly in some cases <3 next time i'm staying longer and hopefully making better conversation!!

haul and....cookies.....and post-realizing johnny bravo was photobombing us picture below :D

#trigun cosplay #dokomi #until the small prague con last year I spent the past 5 years going to cons alone so 🥹🥹#tfw despite getting top surgery you still have boobie cleavage and wolfwood makes you feel better about it because so does he #i need to update my pants to actual dress pants #i also. really need to be better at asking people for pictures 😭#i'm just always like naaahhhh it's fiiiiine and then i. regret it.#cf me not taking a picture with the tristamp team #why did I even buy a phone with a good camera if i forget or chicken out of taking pictures with it smh #ANYWAY next time i'll probably cosplay as atuarto from witch hat atelier.....!!#i'm. gonna commission a cosplay. but the person on etsy has been ghosting me :(#so I don't know if I should invest in a sewing machine and try to make it myself? <- has never sewn anything or made a pattern in their lif #but i Need to cosplay him like. I AM the guy. HE IS ME. IT'S CRAZY. you know how nowfall is real woowoo? well i'm real atuarto no joke #also i'm too socially anxious to be good at cosplaying (in terms of. pics and roleplay etc) but I could pull him off i think sdfjnk #beelio talks

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knightofleo · 1 month

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#could it be #baby don't hurt me #“i'm not your mary” oo i got chills #the most encouraging thing was seeing all the new areas that nailed one of my favourite (and most underrated) parts of the original trilogy #which is the very lovingly rendered individual rooms and places with so many bespoke details and bits and bops to peruse #if they can only avoid what happened with homecoming #who actually got the “gorgeous atmospheric environments” part down pretty well but #the event director had for some reason tragically fallen completely asleep and said environments just never gave you any reason to fear #that anything unexpected might ever happen #so they just chucked a monster at you every now and then to (try to) create tension instead #it was very boring #my other fear is one i've had from the very beginning but #as i said earlier i think the original is an unusually emotionally intelligent game (regarding Angela especially)#and i have never played a booby team game but #from assorted coverage i've kind of gathered that “tactful depictions of mental health” hasn't been something they particularly excel at #but if they're just sticking to the script of the original i guess it'll be just fine #i hope #(and don't play up the “abstract daddy” bit too much because that might just be the only part)#(where the original started to skirt the line of taste just a bit hn)

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hpdm-sideblog · 5 months

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Me being deranged about narcissa malfoy

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iliterallydecepticanteven · 7 months

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woe katsucon bathroom selfie be upon ye

#I'll post cosplay pics eventually #for now enjoy me in this nice dress that i originally bought for a work event but was too booby for the work event #but good enough for the katsucon ball #not tf #despite everything it's still you

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beastking-golion · 2 years

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FHR SPOILERS

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I avoided to Argent’s romance because I didn’t think I’d like it but I finally played it and I was so wrong I was so wrong, she is so girly pop murder fiend “I have morals but only sometimes” ass kicking nanovore-made cupcake eating god princess

#dex talks #I had fun with her romance lol #fhr spoilers #fallen hero retribution spoilers #fallen hero retribution #fhr #I love that she’s made of nanovores thats so epic I wish I had an option to call her badass in the hospital #also I got the highest relationship with her than I’ve had with literaly any of the other characters EVER #I think it was about 91? which I didn’t think was possible since I didnt booby trap her brain #Listen even in rebirth that felt too mean to do okay #I wonder if she can connect to out nanovores or if them being neutered ruined that #imagine you deploy nanovores on her and she just instantly intigrates them into her body lmao girl boss #I also like the idea of a sentient creature/ hive mind and am always won over by it so ahrhjfbgg #hive minds my loves my dearest loves #ortega is still my top and canon romance but argent is an easy second #sorry to danny but you’re my least favorite 😭#chen’s just makes me painfully sad he finally falls in love again and its to the worst person possible #im so sorry chen #rambles #i wanna see a jake romance i hope i can get my puppet back cause flirting with him was fun af

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x-kiwi-03 · 1 year

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Um.. um... umm.. um- UM- UM.. UM!

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#once this game is out...#y'all will either here too much from me or declare me diseased-#loz #totk #botw #ganondorf #zelda #link #ganondorf totk #boobie please?- i mean- let me stuck your- i mean- i wanna just lay down on your soft tits- i mean-#*hear (god i suck at my native language)#*suck (I SWEAR-)

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year

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I still very loathe the Media Trope of ‘’cold genius man doesn’t feel emotions and never has relationships... UNTIL.. one random relatively bland Preddy Woman comes along and warps his entire personality and ability to think, his heart has grown and his seeming asexuality has evaporated, he is now Normal :)” or whatever like... AS a walking generic hermit archetype myself.. we would NOT act like that .... just let people be detached weirdos in peace, you cowards .. OR, don’t bother to write one in the first place if you find us too boring to exist realistically in our natural state lol.. pathetic

#the only exception to this is its okay if he develops some pesudo-romantic psychologial fixation on one of his long suffering male sidekicks #or assistants or whatever (since this character acrhetype ALWAYS has some sort of like Straight Man Every Man helper to follow #him around and be an audience stand in. sometimes multiple like a whole team of assistants. sometimes just one etc.)#like a strange not-entirely-romance-but-mutualy-unhealthy-comedic-codependence w someone you worked w 25+ yrs COULD be in character. sure.#ASIDE from that one exception though..... just keep them aromantic and asexual.. why would someone who has been that way for their #entire fucking life suddenly be like ''well I've known this woman three weeks but she's really hot! whoops!''#''guess I'm going to act completely out of character! sometimes booba so booby it fundametally alters the dna of me personality. you know ho #w it is'' .. like shut up.. explode #It's not that I project personally onto these characters (writers are bad at writing them and they're generally annoying as shit) BUT just #like... coming FROM the perspective OF a cold detached ''robot'' seeming hermit freak.. like textbook scholar wizard man locked #away in a tower somewhere type personality... You just watch shows sometimes and you can SEE that the writers are trying to write #the Character Archetype that is your actual realworld personality and you're just like 'we do NOT fucking act like that!!!' lol #you know ? like .. i don't actually care about the characters themselves but more just.. the principle of the thing. staying true to what #has been set up. You can't be like ''oh yeah this is your typical cold detached hermit weirdo with zero interest in human relationships for #the most part blah blah blah'' and then 5 minutes later be like ''WAIT GUYS!! LOOK! they're still NORMAL! look they love booba #too!!! haha hashtag Relatable!!'' .. what have you done to him.. you've massacred the archtype.. cowardly fool #Also I'm referencing them as male because this character archtetype is usually male but the same thing can apply for other gendered versions #of the archetype. it's ALWAYS annoying. no matter what it is lol. GOD AND IT'S even worse when they're supposed to be like hundreds or thous #ands of years old like.. some sort of supernatural being who's ''above it all'' because they've seen the world's cycles for so long #and blah blah and then it's like ''omg.. suddenly into romance.. for some reason all 900 years of my life nobody has ever been good #enough but YOU.. random ass person who I met 30 minutes ago and are completely average in every way or maybe you have like one #special power or are smart or something but apparently somehow I've lived 900 years without ever meeting a single other smart person #or whatever but WOW.. you... instant soulamtes.. I am no longer aromantic and asexual. I am also no longer smart.''#at least if it's a human with a normal lifespan you can be like 'well they were only 30. maybe they genuinely did just have their first #sexul awakening' or something but.. you're telling me like.. 900 years??? 1000 years?? and NOW they're like 'whooa!!' lol #Which obviously all aroace people are different.. all people with autism or schizoid pd or any other mental illnesses that can sometimes #lend people towards that type of 'weird hermit' archetype are all different. plenty of these people WILL have relationships and sex and desi #re those things. but it's like.. if you are OBVIOUSLY setting out to write that one VERY specific archetype within the broader archetype #then GO ALL THE WAY!! you cant have someone be like HALF-detached partial-hemrit sometimes-maybe-genuis or whatever #or I guess you can but like. it should be that way from the beginning. it's the random sudden shift in personality thats jarring

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toytulini · 3 months

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i dont want to give in to Modern Shapewear but i really hate when im trying to have a Fun Outfit and theres fucking Distinct Lines from various under wear bands (bra, undies, maybe a pair of tights?) all at separate points? that are impossible to hide bc the outer wear is fucking form fitting spandex

#toy txt post #if it were easier to make bespoke structured underclothing to create a smoother silhouette. god. i would. but thats so much more investment #in time and money and materials and hours to probably fuck it up at least the first coupke times vs just buying a fucking tummy control #camisole or some shit. but i cannot fucking stand the marketing around it. i dont want to put money to that. im not trying to Look Thinner #im trying to achieve a specific smoother silhouette w my clothing to look like a little clown and vintage silhouettes #rely so often on structured underclothing that the closest analogue to today is: fucking shapewear! unless i go out and get an actual #corset. but those tend to be more expensive. and im not aiming necessarily for the classic corset look i feel like a lot of the ones for #sale offer which seems to be very......booby. but the flatter more smoothing silhouette that was consistent between both menswear #and womenswear. the lengths it takes to be a nonbinary fucking clown. sighs deeply #also thinking again about the stupid fucking gold harley quinn jumpsuit i got like the movie that i Want to like and it Isnt Bad #but the material of the one in the movie is much thicker so its doesnt BEHAVE the same way as fucking form fitting spandex. and i know why #they did spandex. cos like. easier to sell cheaper to make fits a wider range etc. but i just want a fucking piece like that as an Actual #Garment of Clothing not a fucking spandex Halloween costume and couldnt find anything like it for less than $500. which is honestly #probably a reasonable price for labor and materials but not one i can justify? its just frustrating cos its So Close to good but the fuckin #Material just Ruins it for me and not even necessarily cos of like lack of shapewear lumpiness but like the way it drapes on the body the #way it stretches as spandex just looks Wrong. aaaaaaagaghgghghghggh #rage. anger. etc. need to learn how to sew my own shit at least a little. maybe a full length binder like 1 size up for comfort? scary #for context i also struggle with breathing from the lightest amount of Too Much Chest Compression. like sometimes bras will Get Me #so thats the other factor here. i dont know that this is necessarily looking for advice mostly im whining and complaining while doing #Nothing. ugh #also how much of this issue could be avoided if the form fitting spandex stuff had like. a lining. idk

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odysseys-blood · 8 months

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The blowjob brothers.

typical conversation between them

#sry i didnt know how to respond i have not actively thought abt this game since.#yeah.#anyways it DID make me go look through some niles and owain supports #and years later now that i am no longer 14 ive come to the conclusion: yeah these suck lmao #in that the support system could be nicer bc its a good little peek into the chars and how they interact!#but theyre way too short to be anything substantial and like w/ everything abt fates it could be better #the s supports are just laughable bc its like we talked twice lets get married #and theres no substance #also ig that was kind of a lie that i havent thought abt fe much but all i rly did think was 'man camilla got done so dirty'#i like her a lot and she was just reduced to sexy big booby big sister like cmon #cliff finally answers #theunstablejester

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