#this man is SO HRNY

[spicyvampire]

PRIDE MONTH WITH : WANDEE GOODDAY (2024)

Dee's got his horny papers in order [in/sp.]

[sensitivegoblin]

I'm gonna get a shower hmu in my dms and asks with nsfw shenanigans I need to empty my brain

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

Who's the most datable datable character? Let's find out

Fan of Dating Sims or Otome games? Want to find out which one of those lonely people you can fix is the most partner material? Or do you just want to fight tooth and nail for the one you KNOW is the best? Well this bracket is for you!

Here are the submission rules:

Only video game characters that you can date within the game, not ones you'd wish to date. Any game is ok as long as you can seduce those fuckers!

Don't submit minors if they don't appear as an adult at all in the game. Games where they appear as a child and then as an adult are ok tho!

You can submit multiple characters but only one of each

So now go wild you touch-starved people!

(Time to tag for visibility: @throat-goat-gauntlet @hrny-song-tournament @let-me-date-them-bracket @who-do-i-know-this-man @blorbopoll2 @ultimate-blorbo-bracket @gentle-giant-swag @vncharactertournament)

[melkyt]

So far, my adventures in writing Halsin have been *do clothes stay on when wildshaping and where do they go*

Like I am about to make this man be naked a large chunk of his time with the party. He's already hrny on main, and im about to dial it up xd

[omoghouls]

Gale's weave magic making a neat pocket pussy thing that's actually a portal to my Tav's ass so whenever they're a part and Gale is hrny, man can jack off into the device and actually be fucking my Tav (my Tav just be in the garden collecting herbs when suddenly he's leaning over, getting pounded by the invisible force😌)

[genderspunk]

Not to be hrny while I wait for my bf to not be busy, but man wouldn't it be so nice to fuck her in front of other people so I can show off what a good boy he is and what pretty noises I can fuck out of him <3

[sunset-unbound]

part of me feels a little sorry the most recent content anyone who ships equitav will find in the tag was made by me but the other part knows that it'd be horrible if the ship was more popular

[mrfoox]

Everytime I forget how most people have specific preferences in looks they find hot and im like oh...

[ry0chann]

fuck it, no longer embarrassed about wanting to fuck Kira. though i will still tell you to look away, simply bc he's another bad guy i seem to have fallen for 🙄

warnings: afab!reader, vaginal penetration, Kira's infamous hand fetish, some clit stim, creampie, cum eating, this is arguably vanilla. idk i'm just hrny

he's got you on your back, your legs are spread for him, he's lining up at your entrance, but, he doesn't push all the way in. his swollen head slips into your cunt, you both hiss at the feeling, and then he stops moving. you're too worked up to sit here and be teased, yet you know you hold little authority over him so you don't complain too much. just a quick & whiny "please" to hint at what you want.

the man hums, grabbing your wrists and placing both your hands at the base of his cock. the skin to skin contact makes him groan, and through a shaky breath he says, "put it in for me." he doesn't need the help, he just wants you to touch him. so you do as you're told, but he's already starting to rock his hips a little, trying to rut against your palms as you attempt to fit his inches in your warmth.

impatiently, you wrap your legs around his waist and force him all the way in, bringing your hands to your chest just so they're out of the way. he's quick to find momentum, thrusting in and out of your sloppy hole just as desperately as you would've hoped for. his eyes are glued to the sight of you groping your breasts, a dangerous flicker behind his stare that does nothing but excite you.

unable to control himself, he takes hold of your hand, bringing it up to his mouth. your fingertips press against his lips, and he kisses them softly. he makes eye contact with you, darting out his tongue and languidly twirling it around your fingers. your digits are soon stationed in the man's mouth, Kira, sucking on them the way an animal nurses its mother. he moans, his eyes rolling to the back of his head.

his pace starts to pick up simply because the lust he feels is becoming overwhelming. you can feel it too. your cunt gets tight around him and your stiff clit begs for some attention. needily, you circle the bud, moaning at the additional pleasure it brings. the man on top of you grunts, pulling your hand from his mouth and dragging it down his bare chest.

he selfishly grabs the hand you were using to pleasure yourself with, licking on your sticky fingers with a moan at tasting your juices on them. you can feel his cock throb inside you, the excitement in your stomach building, knowing he'd be finishing any second now. you start playing with your clit again, causing yourself to clench around his length. the feeling drives him insane — that, and having such perfect fingers in his mouth, has him over the moon.

before you know it he's cumming deep inside you, flooding your pussy with thick ropes as you cream all over his cock. he pulls out faster than you would've liked him too, cum spilling from your cunt. he uses your fingers to scoop it up, giving himself a taste of the mess. the mixture of your cum and his dripping down your fingers had him seeing stars. the taste on his tongue makes him moan, that tangy flavor keeping his dick hard.

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

I'm just kidding ehehehe I'm not done. Canon Au! Erwin writes letters to his s/o, but they're always a surprise. Sometimes they're sweet, sometimes it's nostalgic, but it always has (at least) something suggestive too. And sometimes the whole letter is just him pinning over how much he wants to rail them into the matterss for hours but it comes across less horny and more romantic even if it is him being mostly horny and barely romantic, cause that's just how he is when it comes to his s/o.

GETTING HRNY LETTERS FROM ERWIN?!?! NEMO STOP IT RN.

My darling,

I dreamt of you last night, wearing those sinful garments you went and bought for my birthday. I woke to the startling realization that it wasn’t your softness I held in my hands, it wasn’t your sweet, soft voice calling my name. I have been gone for far too long, but I promise to return and make up for every single day I spent without you in my arms.

Sometimes the poor man would just lose all coherency.

My love,

I need you. I need you so much it hurts. The nights are long when all I have is an image of you. I long to be back in our home, back in our bed.

I long to see your pretty lips around me, your beautiful eyes glistening with those precious tears. I cannot wait to return, so I can show you how much I missed you.

I intend to make up for every night you spent alone, until you can’t think of anything but me. Your pretty neck and skin are probably bare of my marks by now, but I will rectify that wrong when I am back. My love, do not make plans. I intend to have you all to myself, and if you’re not bed ridden for days after, I will not have done my job.

[bitemescftly]

OPEN STARTER  ;;  based on this gif, she’s experiencing a high need to have something other than her t*ys inside of her and your muse happens to be there ( could be bc she’s dr.unk / h*gh on dr.ugs, maybe it’s the time for her he.at, maybe she was taking fert*lity pills, maybe she’s just hrny, whatever works for you! )  list of all kinks here  ||  please don’t like my starters unless you plan on replying!

warning: s.omno, could be n.on / d.ub 

        she shouldn’t be doing this. she shouldn’t be sneaking into the man’s bedroom and tip toeing her way towards the side of the bed he slept on. this was beyond anything she could have ever come up with, and yet here she was - breathing in the intoxicating scent of his own natural smell mixed in with the cologne he wore daily, allowing it to pull her even closer towards his sleeping form. it was all because of the warm, lustful throbbing between her legs that the brunette ended up breaking down the last boundary and found herself barefoot and panty-less at the side of the large bed, watching the handsome man’s even breathing for a few moments before letting her knee rest on the edge of the mattress so that the weight of it would sink into the surface. one, graceful, move later and Anna found herself straddling the male’s waist and looking down at him warily to make sure he wouldn’t wake up. as turned on as she was at the situation’s progress, as drenched as her pussy was at the very moment, she doubted she would keep her cool and bravado had the man stirred awake at this very moment. the brunette reached behind her to gently pull the sheets covering the man’s frame down until there was next to nothing truly separating their skin. after that, Anna placed her hands on the headboard of the bed to keep her balance as her wide, round hips began to slowly, gently grind into the semi hardened crotch beneath her, aching to take her pleasure from a real, warm body instead of the lifeless touch of silicone she knew so well from using her toys. “Oh, fuck.” the young woman cursed in a soft whisper, hips stilling their movements for a moment as her cl*t pressed against her unsuspecting lover’s c.ock a bit harder than before, sending a wave of pleasure down her spine before she continued with even more intensity and need than before.

[mcbreedme]

man do u ever get like. So fuckin hrny and desperate that u actually consider using one of those anonymous sexting sites lmaoooo

[lightinmystory]

181214? Diary

Met changmin today at Chinatown

Shes a he now and a trans gay man??? So confusing but it was fun like meeting an old friend (which it basically was)

Anyway thats not why im writing a diary entry

I thinj i just made someone cum on random chatting?

He was having trouble getting hard from phub and asked me what my fantasy was.

Honestly answered: cuddling on my bed or tje couch while watching a movie and i would suddenly get hrny and stsrt touching his arm and chest and neck and I would kiss his neck and mt hands would roam down to his thighs. I would get close to it but not too close cus i like to tease. Basically i told him until there and it turned him on. He sent me a halfway hard dkpic and then a fully hard dkpic of him touching himself.

Wow did i feel proud. Then it was so quick i kept talking about how i wanted to lick his head in little circles and up and down the length and then he was like fffffffff and i think he came and then he left the chat.

I honestly wasnt trying hard just was honest about what i wanted to do in real life. Reminded me a lot about watching movies with quinn in the beginning and making out with him and how i would feel him getting hard. He would press himself against me and wow it totally turned me on.

Wow this diary entry is v explcit....? Oh well one of those nights i guess. Lonely night 🌙