Weird shit Yuu would say
(Mostly as an American. Also kinda dark)
Yuu: *playing in snow and giggling*
Epel: Wow, you're really getting into it
Yuu: Last time I saw snow people died so this is a nice change of pace (Reference to the Texas Freeze)
Epel: ... What?
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Yuu, making repairs to Ramshackle's roof: If I fall don't call an ambulance. I can't afford that shit
Deuce: ??? How can you not afford an ambulance? It's free
Yuu: Oh... Right, different place. Are doctor visits cheap? I haven't been to one for a couple years
Deuce: YEARS?!
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During a fire drill
Yuu, looking around
Ace: Chill, everyone's here you don't have to worry about people missing
Yuu: Nah, I'm looking to see if there could be a shooter. Fire alarm is the perfect way to make us sitting ducks
Ace: S-shooter? Like with a gun?
Yuu: Yeah. What? You've never done shooter drills?
Ace: NO!
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At Sunset Savanna
Yuu: Is that... Holy shit, that's a quagga
Leona: Uh, yeah they're common here. Nothing special
Yuu: They're extinct where I'm from so they're pretty special to me
Leona: ... You know what I'm not even gonna ask.
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Yuu: Wow, this beach is so clean
Azul: Most beaches are like this
Yuu: What, most got trash pickers to clean up on the daily?
Azul: No? Is trash on beaches a problem where you're from?
Yuu: Just trash in the ocean in general is a problem. Lots of sea life die from it. Hopefully they got off shore drilling under control though now.
Azul: I know I'm going to regret asking but what are you talking about
Yuu: Y'all never had an oil spill?
Azul: I'm not even sure what that means so likely no
Yuu: Basically tons of crude oil leak into the ocean. Just imagine that shit getting into your lungs- or gills would be more accurate. Happened a couple of times. Lota of dead marine life
Azul: ... How can you say things like that so casually
Yuu, shrugs
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karate joe: hey dad can i get a balloon-
senior: SHUT UP "The Fighter" SHUT THE FUCK UP
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was at the shop earlier n there was so many big puzzles sets that were half price n all i could think about was buying a bunch for aaron bc i hc that he's really into puzzles :') i wanna be able to buy him stuff so badly </3
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maybe Patrick Americanpsycho from American Psycho was a nonverbal bottom. ever think about that?
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Supernatural Battle of the Episodes!!
After a close battle, Clap Your Hands defeats Unforgiven! I don't think it will have any problem with the next opponent.
Chuck, who is it today?
Chuck: Well Miss Jacki, today we have Mannequin 3 : The Reckoning - Dean runs off to rescue Lisa after a frantic call from Ben. Sam stays back to hunt a spirit that possessed mannequins.
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If i was in the wild east. Well, heh. Lets just say undertale yellow would still be called undertale yellow. `,B)
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3 Drawing pratices with cheap brushes/pens
Most of them ARE my ocs (because i need to pratice drawing my blorbos)
@unknownarmageddon @justanidiotartist (tag you guys for the meme)
Main oc - miss cloudy
Jesus Au- Joshua
Detective Bruce
Bonus shitpost:
Nightmare towards killer/Joshua:
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Cream: Mr. Sonic, Mr. Tails, are you home?
Sonic: In the backyard, Cream!
Tails: Sonic, don't tell her that!
Sonic: Why not?
Tails: I don't want anyone to see me like this!
Sonic: It's your fault in the first place, so no whining...
Cream: Mama said you guys weren't answering your house phone so she asked me to deliver th--ah..., excuse me, Mr. Sonic, but why are you giving Tails a bath outside?
Sonic: Mr. Tails had a little accident in his lab so now I gotta spend my weekend cleaning soot and oil out of his tails.
Tails: You don't have to do this, Sonic...
Sonic: ...I don't? Awesome! Cream, you take over, I'm going to the beach! Later!
Tails: Sonic!
Cream: Mr. Sonic, wait!
Tails: aaaaand he's gone...sigh, what was the delivery you mentioned, Cream?
Cream: Uh, oh right, Mama made soap bars...you wanna try it?
Tails: sigh, sure...
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Day 20 drawing every PjSekai character: An!
I honestly dont like this one that much, i didnt have any motivation today so it shows :(( ill redraw it one day, to do An some justice
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