#this was fun i liked this ome

[rainbowcrowley]

15 questions, 15 10 some friends

i got tagged by: @queerbuck and @gentlebeard, thanks lovelies 🥰😘

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

don't think so, no. my dad picked up my name somewhere on tv or radio..? and he really liked it. i must admit, it's a cool name bc it's unique, but i like my chosen nickname waaaay more. it's also gender neutral so 🤷🏻‍♀️

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

i rarely cry bc of Reasons but the last time was.. about 3 weeks ago, during a mental breakdown yay

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

nope. also don't want kids. i'm not fit to be a parent.

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED?

not many. i hate exercise lol. did some archery lessons a few years ago - i even got pretty good at it but had to stop, bc it's an expensive hobby. oh and back when i was 15/16 years old i had some horse riding lessons, but that's it.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?

yeah, i think? not as much as i used to, tho.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

eyes, hair and smile, i think

WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR?

blue-grey

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

fuck scary movies man. i hate horror. it's not my genre. it's not that i get scared easily... i just think they're boring. gimme all the happy endings pls.

ANY TALENTS?

overthinking (:

(my therapist would scold me for not putting something positive here, too, so... guess i'm a really good cook? it comes easily to me and i really enjoy it. does this count as a talent..?)

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

(northern) germany. komme aus dem echten norden.

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

watching movies/shows/youtube, reading, playing video games, travelling, tech and computers, tumblr/fandom.... guess??

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

noo, not at the moment, sadly.

HOW TALL ARE YOU?

1.78m 🧍🏻‍♀️

FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?

school was hell :) but i guess today it would be english, german, physics and history...?

DREAM JOB?

the one i'm doing/learning to do right now. i'm an IT specialist apprentice. :) (the guys you call when the printer doesn't work and who will ask you if you have turned it off and on again ehehe)

no pressure tags: @beccibarnes @underwhelmingalchemist @crowleyraejepsens @crowleyholmes @sherlockig @skinnyscottishbloke @wibbly-wobbly-blog @stedesbonnets and everyone else who wants to do it ✨️

[shootingstarrfish]

i feel ya buddy

[l3viat8an]

Out of the demon brothers who’s most likely to take playfighting super seriously and who treats it more like a game? or maybe a little sexy ;)

I know I’ve talked about play fighting with the boys before but that was more rambling so I tried to make hcs this time!!

Little bit suggestive in a couple of parts but mostly silly hcs!

Lucifer knows his strength and he’d hate to accidentally hurt you (again) he’s the oldest too so he kinda thinks it’s beneath him 🙄 If it’s more his attention you’re after he’d rather just give you kisses.

That being said; if you can get Lucifer in a really good mood he’ll just chuckle, raising an eyebrow while watching you try to hit his chest. Not like you can actually hurt him- You’ll probably get bored quick and it’s only then that Lucifer moves. Grabbing your waist so he can turn you around and slap your ass- if you say anything he’ll just play it off, saying it’s how he wants to play~

Mammon oh you wanna fight?? Then get ready to fight!! he take it soooo seriously and it’s a good excuse to manhandle you just a little bit!!-

Mammon doesn’t work out for nothing ‘n of course he likes to show off for you! He carries you to your bed and even throws you around a little, laughing the whole time!

He’s fully convinced he’s in a wrestling match and even yells some silly slogan he just made up. Of course he still pays attention to every little thing you do, he’d never forgive himself if he actually hurt you while messing around.

Levi doesn’t really play fight- and if you hit him, he thinks you hate him- he’s more into tickle fights where you’re rolling around tangled up together and laughing!!

Tho there is a chance he’ll randomly bite you, it’s like cuteness aggression takes over and seeing skin = bite you in his head!!! ‘n this could absolutely happen mid tickle-fight!! You’ll feel his teeth nip at your neck / arm / shoulder / wherever he can reach, really. He just likes to bites you. you make him happy? He bites you. It’s simple really. Any excuse is a good excuse to cover you in his bite marks.

Satan also takes it way too seriously- he doesn’t want to hurt you! And he doesn’t really have a good reason for why he takes it so seriously….he just likes to play-fight with you.

You couldn’t beat him in a real fight anyways- but like this he can pretend and let you ‘beat him’ !!There’s also something really hot about the way you pin him to the floor, and smirk down at him while triumphantly shouting “I win.” in that moment all he wants to do is sit up and kiss you-

Asmo the first time he almost cries that you absolutely can’t hit his face!!

But after that he’s a little intrigued, and he can’t lie it is fun to toss you around a bit- ‘n more often then not it’ll turn into something a little hotter~

he’ll looks at you with a little smirk on his face and let you throw a punch or two at him. But before your blows can land you’ll hear Asmo’s little giggle as he grabs your wrists, pulling your hands up to his face and kissing each of your fingers before pulling you into a hug, whispering that if you really want to fight……you’ll have to fight naked~

Beel There’s no way either of them will fight back- even if it’s for a joke he’s too afraid he could to hurt unintentionally.

Beel is too big and worried about his size. He thinks whenever he’s touching you, it should be to make you feel good or make you feel safe. Not to play-fight, but if he ever did try it he’ll probably just kinda poke your cheek or just hold his firsts up while he lets you try and hit him. Don’t worry, your firsts feel more like taps to him.

Belphie loves to tease you, joking that ‘there’s just no way your little human punches would hurt him.’

But he’ll still let you try, his favorite part is when you do hit him and he lets out an involuntary ‘oof’ the huge, goofy, grin on your face almost makes him want to smile too-

He’ll get you back tho!- Belphie will full on tackle you as he starts to tickle you until you have to beg him to stop. But he just laughs tickling you a little longer.

[nemmienimbus]

In which Mammon gets overloaded with compliments/affection 💕

[jabesa0]

A birthday commission for a friend of mine!

[zephyrchama]

Obey Me! Nightbringer, except instead of being sent to the past, Solomon is having a Wandavision-style mental breakdown. Cocytus Hall and everyone's lack of memory are all due to his rampant magical energy creating an alternate version of the Devildom so that he can be closer to you.

[littlestardescendants]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! I want all your heads served to me on a silver platter and to choke you until your neck snaps!!!

( I miss Satan ;-; )

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AND OH OH OH DON'T THINK YOUR TRAGIC ASS FUCKING BACKSTORY IS GONNA MAKE ME FORGET THIS-

Your trauma doesn't excuse you, your subordinates, your stupid country from acting like this SCREW YOU- *Inhuman Screeching*

(I'll let you know if his tragic backstory does change my mind :0 )

[dirwael]

OBEY ME NIGHTBRINGER

leviathan • asmodeus • diavolo • solomonfilters by polarrfilterse, koofilters, polarrklm

[dailyweezer]

Day 30: Midnight Crew!!!!

(Anonymous request)

[saatans]

pairing: satan x reader (no prns)

summary: a drunk man hits on you at a party and satan is PISSED basically more jealous satan

warnings: slightly suggestive, reader wears a dress, some profanities

You were currently uncomfortably pinned against one of Satan’s many bookshelves in his room, while he kissed you again and again and again. It wasn’t like this happened very often and he looked so gorgeous in the suit he was wearing that you would be absolutely stupid to complain. The two of you had just come back from a party, or rather Satan had forcefully pulled you back home early from the party, and your beautiful red dress was not the most comfortable thing to be wearing. However that was truly the least of your worries when Satan was giving you all the attention in the world.

It all started when Satan had stepped away to use the restroom and you were standing at the back, waiting for his return. Satan had been with you for the entire party until this moment and yet some stupid man had actually thought he’d have a chance at you. So now you were left alone in this room full of strangers, with a pushy drunk man.

“Are you free after this?” he asked you, his words slurring together and his breath reeked of alcohol.

“Sorry, I’m with someone,” you said as politely as you possibly could. You really didn’t know what would happen if you offended a drunk man while you were alone and you certainly didn’t want to.

“Oh, come on,” he continued to say. “Do you mean that boy you were with just now?”

“Did you see him, now? Well, then please leave,” you said a little more firmly, astonished by his audacity to come up to you while knowing you were with Satan.

“You’re no fun, gosh,” he said and you thought he would finally leave you alone, but of course not. “It’s not that big of a deal. Okay then how about until your friend comes back? That good?”

You tried to walk away but he grabbed onto your arm and he was a lot stronger than you expected him to be.

“Please let go,”

“Okay, then listen to what I say,”

“No, please just let me go,”

You were starting to feel genuinely uncomfortable when Satan ran over to you and literally punched this man as hard as he could. You could tell he was about to get a few more hits in but you stopped him before he caused a scene. You really didn’t need him going to jail over some stupid man.

“Satan, calm down, I’m okay,” you said and he very slowly started to relax a little.

“We’re going home,” he said and pulled you out of that room without another word.

“Wait, are you sure? Wasn’t that party important to you?” you asked.

“No, it was important to Lucifer, not me, and it is definitely not important anymore. I am not leaving you in that room for any longer,” he said, so upset it was almost scary, but you couldn’t help but feel a little special.

Once back at his room he pushed you against his bookshelf and kissed you without stop. His mind was a mess, he was enraged from that man, yet you were absolutely breathtaking in that red dress of yours, he was too drunk from your beauty to really be upset.

“I knew I shouldn’t have brought you to that party when you look like this,” he said and for a moment you thought he was insulting you. “I should’ve known this would happen, you’re so fucking gorgeous.”

“Oh, says you,” you said, reflexively. He was wearing a black suit with a black dress shirt and he looked so stunning that night.

“Did you see how he was looking at you? Fuck, I was going to kill him,” he said.

“Yes, I know, that’s why I stopped you,” you said with a smile and he rolled his eyes a little before he devoured your lips again.

“Where did he touch you?” he asked in between kisses, his voice breathy.

“Just my arm, it really wasn’t that bad,” you said but he had already started to trail kisses down your arm.

“That tickles,” you said and he finally laughed a little.

“I am never taking you to a party again, this is so awful,” he said. “You’re too gorgeous and people don’t understand you’re for my eyes only.”

It was your turn to laugh. “You’re overexaggerating again,” you said.

“No, I am not,” he said, firmly, and you smiled.

You held his face in your hands and gave him a long kiss. One that would assure him that you were indeed, for him alone.

[l3viat8an]

Imagine sitting in Grand Admiral Levi’s lap and just….playing with the buttons on his uniform!! They’re so smooth and shiny……and Levi can’t sit still or focus on anything properly, with your hands on his chest like that-

[hotdogmchiggin]

My favorite animal. The crap

[camels-pen]

can't sleep so have vampire Usopp drabble with sanuso~

Just imagine Usopp showing up after exploring some island on his own, bloodied, limping, leaving streaks of blood all over the place

Sanji left on ship watching duty, is cooking in the kitchen, idly checking with Haki every once in a while to make sure no one unfamiliar shows up

He notices Usopp coming but is right in the middle of something- making food for lunch when everyone returns, but also hashing out food supplies he'll need to buy once it's his turn to leave the ship

So when Usopp shows up, Sanji's distracted, maybe looking at his list, and maybe there's something like this:

"San...ji." There was some odd dragging sound. "Blood."

"Blood?" Sanji looked up from his list and nearly jumped out of his skin. "What the hell happened?!" He jumped the railing to land in front of Usopp, hands uselessly fluttering about his bloodied and broken body. He had to be standing just through pure willpower alone.

"Hun...gry."

Food. Right, yes, Sanji could do food. He could take Usopp up to the infirmary and bring him a plate.

Sanji settled on putting his hands on Usopp's shoulders. His skin was freezing through his shirt. "I've already made heaps for lunch, but I need to patch you up first. Just tell me what you want and I'll bring it to the infirmary."

"Wa...nt."

"Yeah,"-Sanji nodded, starting to get more concerned with the slow responses-"anything you want, Usopp."

"Any... thing?"

"Anything."

With a strength and speed Sanji wasn't expecting, Usopp slammed both of Sanji's wrists against the wall.

"Blood."

Before Sanji could say anything, before he could even take another breath, Usopp surged down to his neck and bit him.

Sanji was about ready to kick him away, regardless of Usopp's current state, and fuming about being caught up in some stupid prank, when he felt the first suck.

"H-Hey Usopp, are you..." serious? Conscious? Under some weird devil fruit power? Sanji didnt know what to ask first.

He never got the chance to figure it out either, as a wave of pure, toe-curling pleasure washed through him. In his surprise, he didn't have time to tone down the full blown moan that slipped his lips.

Usopp continued sucking, though his grip on Sanji's wrists had slackened. His own pleased groans were loud as he drank, the noises right next to Sanji's ear and making it burn with a growing heat.

Whatever this was, Sanji needed to stop it. As a man who needed to defend his love of women, and only women, he couldn't get worked up just by some stupid-

Hun... gry. Usopp had said. Blood.

That- there's no way. Sanji was far past not believing in legends and myths, and his old man was never one to pull his leg on that kind of stuff.

But even Sanji had thought, or maybe hoped, that vampires weren't real.

And for it to be Usopp- Usopp of all people. Sanji knocked his head back against the wall, tears falling freely as his lip wobbled.

"Fuck, fuck!"

The sucking stopped.

Usopp pulled away just enough to look up at Sanji. The way his head was angled, Sanji could see horrific looking bite marks all along his neck, shoulders, under his jaw, down his collar, and disappearing under his shirt.

He had to pause a moment, imagining Usopp having stumbled into a coven's territory. Alone. Probably looking for cool bugs or something else inconsequential, unknowing that he would die within moments.

Sanji hoped it was quick, at least. He hoped this coven wasn't like the one in his books; the ones who would draw it out for as long as possible. Usopp had been gone only a few hours and he must've hobbled to the ship on his own, which could've taken a while, and-

And Usopp was still staring at him, silent, eyes blank, and lips stained red with blood. Sanji's blood.

It hadn't been long since breakfast, but being killed and having all of the blood sucked out of him would probably work up a big appetite.

And, well, Sanji would never let a crewmate go hungry.

So, he put one hand to the back of Usopp's hair- his hair, not his hat, free of it's usual ponytail and covered in leaves and dirt and blood- and guided him back to his neck. Usopp made a questioning noise.

Sanji closed his eyes, let a shaky smile show on his face. He brought his other hand up to press Usopp closer.

"I did say anything, didn't I?"

Usopp didn't respond. After a moment, Sanji felt him lick at the bite marks he left behind- pinpricks compared to the wounds littering his own dark skin- and then, carefully, fit his mouth into those same marks. Once again, he began to drink, this time at a much slower pace.

Regardless of the speed or the gentleness, Sanji still had to fight not to give away how much he was truly enjoying this.

(and then the crew shows up lmao)

[meekesthero]

self insert posting waaa,,

tldr of sorts; drew levi in my mcs style, drew my mc in levis style

this is once again based on the prompt in this post,, under the cut for doodles n a lil interaction between these dorks

they are shtewpid lil lads

the main drawing took 16 hrs and 38 mins,, the doodles took 4 hrs and 35 mins,,, so eepyyy,,,,,,,

[zephyrchama]

Just imagining going to BK with Beelzebub.

You buy him a family bundle of double whoppers. While you're in line he grabs way too many ketchup packets. At the table, you steal several of his best-looking french fries. He doesn't mind and slides you an extra chicken nugget. You put the free paper crown on Beelzebub's head as he inhales one of the burgers in a single bite and call him "my little Burger King."

[ialpiriel]

Don't have a clean excerpts post for this novel like I did for C&E. Here's Old Muleskinner and an eight year old who's Like Him.