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[oozedninjas]

LIBRARY

Master post of all my writings. TW: dark content + NSFW I MDNI I all my readers are female by default unless specified otherwise.

All characters are depicted mid-twenties and older. Any bitching about this matter equals instant block ♡

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Ao3

✪ Popular posts SFW + NSFW

Who fell first and who fell harder (across the mutant verses)

How would they sound in bed? (across the mutant verses)

How would they fuck your brains out? (across the mutant verses)

Hard crush (Leo and Raph crushing on you, 2007)

How would they eat you out? (2007)

Turtle’s favorite sex positions (general verses)

Turtles when they're mad at you! (general verses)

✪ Short thirsts and HC

Grown-ups HC (2007)

Lovely things they do for you (2007)

Realizing they are in love (Bayverse)

Red flags! toxic hc (general verses)

Their significant other is a nightwatcher fan! (2007) I p2

Biggest insecurities are when it comes to dating (Bayverse)

Their O faces I NSFW I Bayverse

Marking HC I NSFW (general)

Cock warming HC I NSFW (2007)

How to blow Donnie, a guide! I NSFW (2003)

Soft toy play | NSFW (2007) Leo centered

Raph has a wet dream about you | NSFW (general verses)

Needy!Leo fucking you stupid (all verses)

✪ Seasonal Specials

You know, hot Valentine, kinktober, no-nut-November, creampie December...

✪ Dark Library

Compilation of dark fics, requested, or otherwise!

✪ General suggestive and smut stuff

Ghost Bridal (2007)

18+ I NSFW I Mating cycles I 10 years after the 2007 movie I You lend a hand with his mating season

Yum, baby yum (general verses)

18+ I Making out Headcanons that are not precisely written in hc format I suggestive I General verses

Ninja's Heartstrings (2007)

18+ I The first part of a trio smut I suggestive? I You're in love with Leo and Raph but refuse to choose just one.

Snap call (2007)

18+ | You send him nudes while he is on patrol, and Raph isn't quite happy about it. | Nightwatcher Raphael x fem reader

I wanted you to be my first (general verses)

18+ | Short thirst of their first time with f!reader

What do they love in bed? (2007)

18+ | General preferences

First time churring (2012)

18+ | Title is pretty self-explanatory

✪ Fluff??? Here???

Raph is mustering the courage to confess his feelings, but nothing goes as he plans after your birthday party.

Would they love you if you were a worm?

✪ Pieces of art from my writings:

Red Night

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Updated: 02/May/2024 | All content published here belongs to oozedninjas™ Do not repost my work.

[kawoshinweek]

Only two weeks left til Kawoshin Week!!! ^_^

[buttdumplin]

John helps you with your pussy nukes.

Part 3 of Gender-affirming Price, Part 1, Part 2

I wrote this after having my own little pity party about my meds but then I was like, you know what? Price would never

cw: Price x transmasc!reader, established relationship, medical aspects of transitioning, reader's genitals referred to as "pussy" and "cock"

word count: 732

You’ve been at it for a while, sweaty and angry from so many failed attempts. You’ve tried squatting, you’ve tried laying on your back, you’ve tried laying on your side, and still you can’t seem to be able to get the right angle. Having to take these vaginal estrogen tablets is already a pain in sticking to the schedule and going out to get them and just knowing that it’s something you’ll have to stick to for the foreseeable future. All the scraping and poking and prodding only makes things worse. You know you need your dose tonight, but at this point your hands are too slippery from sweat to hold onto the tiny applicator. And you’re far too angry to trust the force of your hands. You have to ask John for help. 

John knows about these tablets. You explained early on what they were and what you needed them for. He has, however, never seen the actual application. Including him into your testosterone routine has been a dream. It’s reassured you both about your connection. Your weekly shots have turned into quiet comfort, the intimidating nature of the injections soothed by John’s care. For him, they’ve become moments of worship, where he can demonstrate his love for every part of you, just as you are. It’s really solidified for you how he sees you. You know you shouldn’t worry about the tablet, and you try to hold onto that as you call him to the bedroom. 

He’s at the door in seconds, his face shifting from slight concern to unfiltered delight. Leaning against the doorframe, he takes in the sight of you on the bed, bare from the waist down, legs wide open and a bit out of breath. 

“Is this for me?” his voice a rumble.

You huff and lift the little pink applicator straight into the air so he can see it, “I keep scraping myself and I can’t get deep enough.”

“I’ve never had that issue.”

“Nevermind,” you start to rise, but he’s easing you back with a gentle laugh.

“Give it here.”

You eye him skeptically, “It has to sit to dissolve. No funny business.”

“No funny business,” he swears. 

A moment later, you’re handing him the applicator, opening your legs further. It looks so small in his hand, barely a fraction of the size of his fingers. Damn. John catches your stare and wiggles his fingers, proud of himself. You smile back at him, rolling your eyes, and the world feels right again. He positions himself between your legs, muscle memory guiding him. Still, he can see your hands pushing down against your tummy, a motion he’s seen you make when you’re trying to self-soothe. 

“Countdown or surprise?” he presses a chaste kiss to your inner thigh, not moving until he feels you relax into the sheets.

“Countdown, please.” 

His hands move quickly and easily, no corrections or suggestions needed. You smile down at him as he removes the applicator, and it helps him breathe again. As skilled as he is, as confident as he is when it comes to knowing your body, there’s still always the chance he might hurt you. John lays his head against your thigh in relief. Your hand through his hair has his eyes fluttering closed, nuzzling further into the softness of your skin.

Before you can inhale to thank him, he surges up and wraps his lips around your tdick in a kiss, giving a pleased hum.

“JONATHAN.”

He lifts his head with a soft pop, eyes wide in mock shock.

“You said no pussy. Fine. Didn’t say anything about this sweet little cock.”

Your legs snap closed, and he crawls on top of you. To think you were concerned about this man. You should have known better. John’s grin is nothing short of devilish as he slowly eases his weight onto you. Using the weighted blanket approach will earn him some points and he knows it. You cradle his head as he buries his face into your neck, gratitude washing over you. The sheer luck of finding the man, of him loving you, will never stop astonishing you. You’re melting into the quiet of the moment when he shifts.

“John. Are you hard right now?”

“How could I not be? With such a gorgeous boy in my arms,” he speaks into skin.

You really should have known better.

AN: Don't let fucking ANYBODY make you feel bad about what you have to do to keep yourself physically and mentally healthy. Everyone's gender journey looks different.

The tablets referred to here are vaginal estrogen tablets. HRT will often cause atrophy in your genitals, so depending on what you want, you might have to take an additional set of hormones for the desired result. Your body and intimacy are yours, and there is no baseline requirement for what transness is. I love yall <3

[sysig]

Just keep getting back up (Patreon)

[kuruna]

Every day the idea of AZ eventually obtaining a Stonjourner makes more and more sense to me... It's like they were made for each other... Separated by 2 generations, but I shall bring them together!!

Inspired by this little passage in "Legends and Romances of Brittany" by Lewis Spence:

"M. Salomon Reinach tells us of the Breton belief that certain sacred stones go once a year or once a century to, 'wash' themselves in the sea or in a river, returning to their ancient seats after their ablutions."

[forcedhesitation]

dead by daylight-- the game where you can play as steve harrington from stranger things, and can get sent to partake in a match of murder hide and seek at midwich elementary from silent hill, where you can then use a lute to perform bardic inspiration from dungeons and dragons to give a bonus to your teammates, except for the one who is being chased by nemesis from resident evil 3.

[reanimatedgh0ul]

i think it'd be so funny for valerie to try decapitating danny only to then realize that it didn't work bc time and again this girl fails to understand that this boy is basically unkillable

so now she's forced to hold the sides of danny's face so that his head can start reattaching itself to his neck and now this is totally not awkward for either of them

[giantkillerjack]

Uh-oh! You are like, SOOO awkward!!

You're so awkward that it is occasionally mildly uncomfortable for people!

You're so awkward that sometimes people are confused by you and then there are awkward silences!

You're so awkward ...... that ultimately no one is harmed!!

Oh damn!!! What a vile crime you have committed! What an unforgivable thing it is to make a fellow human briefly confused!

Why, if *I* were ever briefly confused and kind of uncomfortable as a result, I'd be devastated.... by the absolute net zero change in my happiness and health! - From which I might never recover!! Yes indeed! No punishment can ever be enough for you!!

So you better absolutely hate yourself for it.

Better be SO MEAN to yourself about every single missed social cue so you don't forget your horrible crime! Meaner than you'd ever dream of being to someone else for the same thing! This is YOUR responsibility!

You need to show the world that you KNOW you are bad by punishing yourself constantly! After all, think of all the people who BENEFIT from you punishing yourself! - No, really! Think about it! Think about who benefits from your pain.

Think of alllllll the definitely-good people that your definitely-necessary self-torment definitely helps! I mean, you can't just cut off their definitely-life-sustaining supply of your suffering, right?? Sure, everyone else has a breaking point, but you're probably the only person in human history who doesn't, right? Best not to question it probably. Sure, it's a symptom that billions of people with trauma have had, but who knows? You could be a one-in-seven-billion exception. Anything's possible!

Instead, better just accept that idea that bullies carry like guns in holsters - the idea that people who have trouble with social cues deserve to suffer. Better carry on the burden they placed on you until you drop. Aid the cause of the callous by enforcing shame and suffering upon yourself extra hard; try your best to do their work for them. They're very busy.

Better not recognize that you need patience and kindness to heal from your trauma. Better not find out that it was trauma rather than personal weakness filling your head with self-hating thoughts. Better not find out it wasn't your fault.

Better not find out that awkwardness is not inherently harmful or unkind, and, in fact, the people who act like it is *are the ones enacting harm and being cruel.*

Better not get righteously angry when you realize just how much unnecessary damage this has done to you. After all, if you get mad, you might realize you deserve better. You might even feel brave enough to DEMAND better! You might build boundaries that keep you safe! You might make other people think they deserve to feel safe too! And we obviously can't be having that, so...

Better not show yourself even a little kindness a little bit at a time.

Better not make a habit out of it after all that practice.

Better not get confident.

Especially if you can't first wipe out every trace of awkward. (And you probably never will. Because people who experience absolute social certainty at all times tend to be insufferable assholes that enforce the status quo. And you just don't have the stock portfolio for that.)

Better not be confident and awkward because then you might confuse and delight people

- you might accidentally end up making other people feel less shame for their social difficulties

- you might make isolated, traumatized, and shy people feel like they deserve to be included in social situations

- you might even make them feel they can be themselves around you

- you might start loving the effect you have on a room

- you might enjoy conversations more

- you might forgive yourself and bounce back from shame more easily and frequently

- you might come to enjoy some of those moments of harmless confusion you cause because NOBODY expects the Confident Awkward, and that can genuinely be an advantage in social situations

- you might stop apologizing so much.

- you might find that socializing is like a video game: it requires practice but also a safe space for it to be fun and positive.

Or if you can't become assertive and confident, better not remain awkward and shy and quiet, and then love and forgive yourself anyway!

Why, it would be carnage!!

In either scenario, you run the risk of finding out that it's not your fault that safe spaces full of kind people can be really hard to find, create, and nurture. You could end up building a skillset that helps you do those things if you're not careful!

If you start giving yourself even the tiniest amount of grace at a time, you will find that you've accessed a gateway drug with extreme long-term side effects:

- You might realize that it was never your fault that it took so long to like yourself.

- You might realize that you were always worth talking to, even when you didn't like yourself and communication felt impossibly difficult.

- You might realize that you'll still be worth talking to even if communication becomes harder as you age and/or experience disability.

- You might come to know that you deserve to be heard even on bad days when words come slow and blurry.

You might discover that you were always deserving of kindness, first and foremost from yourself.

So. As you can see, it's FAR too much of a risk to start granting your awkward self free pardons for your many heinous and harmless crimes. Better to just leave it there.

[koka-mi]

najdbdhdjeh I wanna be held while I sleep so badly tbh it sounds so much more relaxing :'D

[gale-force-storm]

Hello!

I figured I should probably do one of these intro posts. I'm Bri (she/her, but whatever nouns), I'm obsessed with the pretty purple pixel wizard, and sometimes I make stuff about it. "Stuff" here includes fanfic, poetry, art, meta, etc. When inspiration strikes I let it take me where it will, and it tends to take me all over the place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love chatting, so feel free to send me asks about stuff, including fic ideas/prompts!

Masterlist below the cut:

Fanfics:

More Than I Hoped For

New Perspective (NSFW)

Crushing (NSFW)

Just A Taste

Devoured (NSFW)

Trails of Melted Wax

Poetry and Music:

Anticipation (NSFW)

Interrupted Reveries (NSFW)

If You'll Catch Me (song)

To Gale

What If?

You Are...

My Dove

Acolyte

Prompted Writing:

Gale's colleagues react to his return

Gale panicked over injured Tav

Alone, finally (fun in the foyer) (NSFW)

Want You Back

Art:

Vintage Chocolate Ad

Morrigan x Gale x Karlach Bi Pride

Meta, Musings, and Headcanons:

After Elminster's visit

Gale and dreams of romance

Gale likes being the little spoon

Morena Dekarios: Bard

Playlists:

Gale Playlist

Notable Tags:

#hotter than a fireball (aka NSFW)

#my writing (anything I've written)

#my art (visual art)

#morrigan (my primary Tav)

#moon and stars (Gale x Morrigan stuff)

#asked and answered (all posted asks)

#about me (for personal posts)

[almondcroissantsandink]

They are workshopping her new play!! (smoking and both uttering complete nonsense)

[kipperlillyforpresident]

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE FOLKS

[imagionary]

Some cog manager fusions from today; Money Drain; Spotlighter; Union Steward

[goatsandgangsters]

jfc salt in the fucking wound

SO I FINALLY, AFTER FOUR YEARS, TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID

would you like to know. the ONLY place I have gone in the entire last week. the only place?

hauling up to boston to go to my job :))) that I am leaving :)))) because of how often they make me commute to boston :))))))) the job that I just gave my two weeks notice at on monday :))))))))

[sysig]

Party (group) party (celebratory)! (Patreon)

[yellowloid]

i'm a big supporter of the 'they should just do longer sets' school of thought (24/25 songs ideally) BUT i'm an even bigger supporter of the idea that along with a longer set they should also do something along the lines of what taylor swift is doing with the eras tour - and that is, play the main setlist with all the classics (and maybe also focusing a bit more on the car) + one or two surprise songs that change every night. now i know many people here love talking shit about ts but regardless of whether you like her/her music or not, i think that's actually a great move to keep the audience entertained and constantly on the edge of their seats, especially when it comes to artists like am with such wide (and amazing) discographies and so many "niche" songs that deserve to have their moment too