#thouugh….

[vellichorsdesire]

sick day todaay… nurse me back to health, f/oo…

[hatkuu]

waahhh eating a popsicle in front of kylar and just teasing the shit out of him while you lick and suck it. he goes crazy

do u even have popsicles in australia. im sure they’re just called something else i have no idea im uneducated. sorry this ask got off topic back 2 kylar I WANNA RUIN HIS LIFE

LMAO THEY'RE CALLED ICE BLOCKS IN AUSTRALIA!! (it depends what's in the popsicle, honestly... or we'll just call them their name brands!! but im assuming you mean the callipo/lifesaver ice blocks??? google them bhahaha)

- but i seriously think this can happen with any and every food you eat in front of him. he's a gross little degenerate that takes anything and everything sexually. LIKE, remember the carrot scene in the basement?!??!! bro found that SO hot and I'm pretty sure pc wanted to bite his dick OFF. so yeah...

- let's say you're having a cute little hangout with kylar... and he gets the most brilliant idea to buy a popsicle that the two of you can split down the middle and share!! (the ones with the two sticks yknow) (also we call popsicle sticks paddlepop sticks in australia ...)

- he lets you pick which flavour you want more and lets you snap the popsicle because he's worried if he does it his shaky hands will ruin it </3

- then when you actually get around to eating the popsicle - kylar is enamoured - his popsicle is dripping all over his hand, forgotten completely as he watches your tongue wrap itself around the sweet treat just like you would with his co--

- you'll glance over at him, confused as to why he's staring at you so intently. you'll also point out that kylar's popsicle is dripping all over his hand!! kylar, too busy staring at your now-popsicle-dyed tongue, practically screeches when you start licking his hand clean of the mess because he was wasting it!!!

- he'd faint. just die on the park bench because he was too busy in his own head to really indulge in the feeling of your tongue against his skin :( ... then you'll randomly start getting popsicles every single date together and kylar will let his melt all over his hand and look at you like "oooh noooo!! what will i *ever* do with this mess!!"

[that-art-hoe]

🖤🥀🧛‍♀️

[osachiyo]

got a few asks for my discord since i'm not very active here on tumblr (and im flattered you would want to talk to me) so yeahhhh

my user is @/osamunch on discord (new acc) so feel free to add me there ! i am very active on there so we could totallly chat about anything ^^

[aztarion]

i thought mason was shooting blanks this whole time

[barkbarf]

What if I changed my blog theme would you guys still like me

[solacedeer]

*tap tap*

Motivation please

im fresh out, im sorry

[things-ford-pines-missed]

Thing Ford Missed #8: Slap Bracelets

[serirei]

the first thing my student said to me was "i have syphilis" well im sorry to hear that

[thornyriver]

Romancse is extensive water rot and skin peeling and touching the wound, okay? I know these rhings

[pink-glitches]

eeehg

[vellichorsdesire]

i think both me and them would very much enjoy having an aquarium in the home. just stare at it no thoughts for an hour and watch the fish swim around nicely

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

OGH MEGS… childhood friends to lovers is so so real i wanna be friends w grumpy lil gumi so bad :((

i think a really sweet one would be like… i dunno maybe when u were kids he always used to be the one to protect u from incessant bullying then blah blah blah u grow up n now he has to protect u from curses instead

or maybe u see each other after a long while… paper rings for future marriage.. or he has to watch u get with sm1 else… idk i’m not a thinker. i just write BUT I CANT WAIT!!! i will get that geto fic out for u :3

PROTECTIVE GUMI SO REAL ……… i just feel like he’s so devoted and loyal n to me thats the backbone to all childhood friends to lovers fics <3

but riko u r evil for that unrequited love idea 😭😭😭 hasnt he suffered enough .

im starting to get a vague idea for the gumi fic though !! i cant believe it took me this long to realize it but gumi would be so perfect for like . a bookstore au . or just like a library meet cute ……

[rockman-x]

i'd like to state a controversial opinion

strawberries are overrated as fuck

[gloopdimension]

Gibby always admired odozeirs work and how he commanded others so effortlessly. of course gibby himself can order people around but odo knew what he wanted done and he had his personal goals sent to br fulfilled. Gibby is just doing kingly duties but odos got stuff goin ON and he is so intrigued by such..

[penisliker-moved]

the callout was for me being panphobic btw not anything bad