the chances of me drawing Tyzula in the near future : very high
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you hit dunner? well you better be a runner
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what an embarrassing fall from grace over the years. special gifted only child to disappointing forgotten stepchild.
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honestly the funniest thing about rewatching S4 with the knowledge Mike is 1) gay and 2) actively trying to do nothing to process that fact it is that even in just the first 90 minutes of the season his liking men just slips out of him so many times without his consent you have to laugh…until it slaps him in the face with Will.
Eddie stands on a table? I just think he’s the coolest. 😌 Let’s go ask the wrestlers if they wanna play DnD. That totally sounds like a place I’ll find someone. Oh, I’m gonna be super great boyfriend to Eleven, look I brought flowers and—oh. It’s…will. That’s Will? Uh, I—
it’s so bad my boy had to be bullied into remembering he had a girlfriend by Argyle because even after El disappeared possibly for months/forever + someone died because he was still staring at/concerned solely with Will I’m crying
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the blood rain scene on the brain agan... 1863yjh getting out of his trance but keeping to himself because he's curious about this one guy he's never seen before but said they're companions and that he'll finish the story for him. imagine hearing all that after you spent years painting yourself as the villain of the 1863rd round. imagine standing up in the middle of the night and walking up to this guy who's asleep next to you and wishing to see more of that story that you stay up all night reading. reading. reading. reading. he wanted to be a part of that story this guy had created, so he killed half of himself to reach it
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ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like
eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.
and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing
and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing
but you're not on your period?
and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.
and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me
and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out
they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊
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Alright, I'm dragging you all into doing tasks with me today.
I've gotta do a bunch of laundry and dishes and clean floors and stuff, and I hate working alone, so here's what we're gonna do!
When you reblog this and tell me your completed task, I'll add it to a tally and update periodically with a progressive total. Before I go out tomorrow, I'll grab a final count, and that's how many whole food "treat" pieces the birds will get when I get home (a mix of fishies and crickets and mealworms and blueberries and nugget treats and banana pieces etc, all stuff that is a good part of their diet). Tasks can be anything you need to do, but it would make me especially happy for folks to do things they've been putting off or are hard to find motivation to do alone, so the birds can help you back.
So! Let's get to work together today!
Do it for her!
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I love Steph so muchhh so random thing w her
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Just remembered how prior to finding out the real truth, Alver had thought that even if it was someone else in Cale Henituse's body, he didn't care because he liked and cherished the current Cale, whomever he may be and now I suddenly feel unwell.
"If the body possession part was true, then it would be very sad for Duke Henituse's household but not for Alver. It might seem cold, but those were Alver's honest thoughts."
-Lout of the Count's Family, Chapter 475
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"You wanna help me look?"
Frank Grillo | Boss Level (2020)
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Made myself sad thinking about how fast Jin Ling runs to Jiang Cheng’s side if he even suspects he’s been hurt because he’s lost everyone in his family, everyone who cared about him and was supposed to watch him grow up and all he has left is his jiujiu and he can’t lose anyone else, he just can’t
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