#time player

[brightgoat]

time and time and time again

[chaoticsorceressztc]

Thinking up new ways to "cheat" in Sburb/Scrub

Take your normal and Dream self to the sacrificial slab in your respective dream moon (Prospit/Derse) and have BOTH go God Tier

Void session, take all the Sprite Kernels and prototype yourself with literally all of them (Sprite^4 or something)

Be a Void player and just bug abuse your classpect until you can do all other classpects, it's gotta be possible with the way Void powers are stated to work

Time and Space player combo, go back in time but shift space forward so you don't get caught in yourselves. Repeat. Now you have the fastest transportation in existence, congratulations.

Already stated: Go God tier, wander The Void until you hit a doomed timeline, Prototype with that timeline's dream self of you into a Sprite, have that timeline version of you die on the Quest Bed, God tier again, repeat until all are one. (Or you're out of timelines where you can prototype with their dream self)

If you have any other ways of "Cheating Sburb/Scrub", go ahead and share! :D

[davekat-sucks]

Hello, I want to add that most time players suck, by a lot. Seriously it’s laughable that theirs only like two successful time players in all of Paradox Space, Caliborn and Damara, and it’s the fact they doesn’t understand something laughably basic and Christian. Suffer now to be rewarded later. Sure we might forget because Caliborn is a funny goblin manlet but he suffered, suffered a lot (because he is a masochist) because he chose to play the hardest game of Sburb (Caliborn is a Fromsoft gamer) . And he was rewarded with the power to do whatever the fuck he wanted, the power to put himself on the path of suffering so he can achieve it, sure he did the opposite of ascending (like Mobster Kingpin) but it does give a idea what a time player’s storyline is supposed to look like. Our next case is Damara, a girl who suffered so much she DOOMED HER OWN SESSION OUT OF SPITE, the funny thing is due to her acting like John when he was retconing but still being bound to alpha timeline time travel bullshit she indirectly caused her own suffering.

Now our Beta set, absolutely fucking atrocious. Dave doesn’t seem to realize that going down the path of the hero would give him a understanding on why his life is so bad, and if he still think it sucks he could figure out a way to change it while still within alpha timeline because through sburb bullshit he’s probably the reason Bro is a possessed Mall Ninja. Aradia doesn’t DARE to step out of her role, maid or time, despite the fact that one is basically finding the right time to strike after observing everything and the other is being rewarded after suffering so greatly. You can argue her being alive is reward enough and the fact she influenced herself to being a robot is proof of my theory that time players eventually write their own past but is she seriously just going to bounce around aimlessly like some sort of ghost? Fuck that’s ironically sad, she was the most alive when she was dead.

Where was I going with this? Oh right, the only thing good to come out of the Alpha sets are the time players, so Caliborn and Damara beat Dave and Aradia in Time Fuckery

Lord English and The Handmaid/Damara really are the better Time Players out there. In the case of Epilogues and Homestuck 2/Beyond Canon, Dave and Aradia are still avoiding to be suffered or face the harsh situation that is thrown at them. Especially when they themselves, made direct mistakes that would lead to some consequences in the near future. We see this with Meat Dave as all he does is just use Karkat to distract him with love as they go along with Kanaya to go after Dirk. He is called out to be useless. Not taking part in anything about Ult Dirk or Alt Calliope. Davebot and Aradia are both relaxing and enjoying themselves as they watched JADE HARLEY suffer more by letting Alt Calliope take over. Aradia left SOLLUX in the Candy Timeline and doesn't think much of him all because he didn't want to stand by and watch the timeline fall apart anymore. Davebot believes that him leaving Jade was fine and that he should be gay for Karkat, that it will solve everything. Davebot may have reached Ultimate, but I don't think it's a reward in itself. Perhaps it is a suffering that he remains blissfully unaware until he acknowledges what he is doing is fucked. But he will never accept it or face it. And I'll be pissed if they try to say that Davekat by the end will be his reward for being imprisoned in a robot body when it was Dave himself who chose to KILL HIMSELF to ascend because fucking Obama told him so.

[tavtiers]

A hypothetical god tier aspect for Nevarra from Dragon Age: Time

The Time aspect pairs with its opposite, Space, in the category physical existence. It is defined by endings and destruction. (x) It is symbolized by moments, velocity, clocks, sound, and music. (x) Time players have a strong desire for closure and rise to ascension on the wings of crows. Their denizens include Chronos (God of Time) and Hephaestus (God of the Forge). (x)(x)(x)

True Canon:

"Those bound to the aspect of Time are fighters, full stop. Their lives are often marked by struggle, not so much because fate has it in for them, but because they are fundamentally incapable of just accepting things as they come. They value action over passive acceptance, even if that may not be the wisest or safest choice. Don't try to tell a Time-bound to sit still and look pretty. They are very goal-focused, and tend to value the destination over the journey, and you won't find them making that journey in any traditional sort of way. To quote cheesy posters found on many a guidance counselor's wall-"impossible is just a word". If you need a miracle, they are who you call. At their best, the Time-bound are empathetic and relentless problem-solvers. At their worst they are ruthless, defensive, and impulsive."

[konesamotaon]

updated trollsona ref sheet! you can also find him on artfight if youre interested ദ്ദി@ˉ꒳ˉ)

[davedoodlestm]

one of my favourites

[the-deceived-deceiver]

Okay so apparently I'm a time player, a derse dreamer and a gemries

Kewlllllll

[hellspawnmotel]

the happy end

[star-pup01]

I was promised a vessel and got thrown into a teenager who has their own shit to work through that is not being helped by this situation, and if I ever give up then the world is covered in darkness.

[macbethz]

I bet it feels good as fuck to be the guy in a band who says one, two, one two three four

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[davekat-sucks]

I thought it was Space that is the contrast to Time, not Light.

[tavtiers]

A hypothetical god tier aspect for the Tevinter Imperium from Dragon Age: Time

The Time aspect pairs with its opposite, Space, in the category physical existence. It is defined by endings and destruction. (x) It is symbolized by moments, velocity, clocks, sound, and music. (x) Time players have a strong desire for closure and rise to ascension on the wings of crows. Their denizens include Chronos (God of Time) and Hephaestus (God of the Forge). (x)(x)(x)

True Canon:

"Those bound to the aspect of Time are fighters, full stop. Their lives are often marked by struggle, not so much because fate has it in for them, but because they are fundamentally incapable of just accepting things as they come. They value action over passive acceptance, even if that may not be the wisest or safest choice. Don't try to tell a Time-bound to sit still and look pretty. They are very goal-focused, and tend to value the destination over the journey, and you won't find them making that journey in any traditional sort of way. To quote cheesy posters found on many a guidance counselor's wall-"impossible is just a word". If you need a miracle, they are who you call. At their best, the Time-bound are empathetic and relentless problem-solvers. At their worst they are ruthless, defensive, and impulsive."

[conflictedemma]

Part 1 . . .

[akumamazoku]

something something creation of hatred something something

this is every game for me tbh