#tiny gortash

[stuckonpageone]

I'm nearing the end of my tactician run of Baldur's Gate 3 and LOL in my fight with Gortash, I had Astarion coat his weapons with Oil of Diminution so Gortash got very very small:

Next to Lae'zel (who is in giant form because she has Ansur's greatsword) and one of Astarion's ghouls he just looks like the Polly Pocket version of Bane's chosen.

too bad his corpse didn't stay small. I would have had Karlach carry him in her pocket.

[wild-magic-oops]

Gale telling Durge that he's sure that Durge would have people to invite to their wedding is ofc Larian half-assing things, but it's funny to hc that Gale just had an oopsie social interaction where one says smth kinda weird/incorrect and then later realizes that it was weird/incorrect but it's too late to correct now. However, Durge takes that as a "you should invite someone to our wedding" kind of expectation and tries to comply. Family members are absolutely out of the question even if they weren't dead or a god he hates. And outside of Bhaal's temple, Durge is pretty sure he had only one friend. But he was apparently a very good friend. And Durge has Gale's resurrection scroll that never got used. Death's not a problem yeah. Perfect solution yeah.

And this is how Gortash gets tossed from Bane's torture session into Durge's accidental torture session where he gets invited to the wedding of his ex that he's still very much into

[thetrashppl]

the terrible most horrible scrunklos

[mlavier]

#GortashWeek Day 6: Alternate Universe / Dealer's Choice

Gort is going to take over Barbie World, one strawberry milkshake at a time 😜

[caprisonnne]

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[itsafreetrialofdeath]

in his burly yet tender arms, it was as if the years melted away

I can make him worse

(I can fix him)

[crocodiller]

After a couple serious durge playthroughs it was fun making a very confused 'silly lil guy' durge, so he kinda stuck with me. I'm sure he was very competent before the amnesia

[archduke-enver-gortash]

ok you know what because apparently so many people don’t know better

this letter ⬆️ is entirely fake lmao

[sledgehammer-to-a-discoball]

[azachi]

sooo bg3 am i right

[mandibles0322]

Blah blah blah family feud between the Banites and Bhaalists something something Romeo and Juliet reference or something like that

[thywheelof-fate]

for the sake of your own sanity do not imagine enver gortash leaning up to give the dark urge a little kiss as they sit on his desk!! do not imagine his gold claws gently caressing their cheek as he brushes his lips against theirs!! do not imagine the shy shudder of relief that passes through them both, as they close their eyes to reality for just a second and bask in each other's warmth!!

it is infectious!! be warned!!

[flymmsy]

They didn’t need to give him that slutty chin scar on top of everything else. They did that just to spite us.

[silver-horse]

lol

[vonderful-time]

i can’t believe these two disgusting disasters got me back into drawing after my last hyperfixation dwindled. illegal.

anyways, here is a sneak peak at what i’ve been working on for five fucking days.

[anderstrevelyan]

Petition to let myself change narrative direction and let Skie Silvershield stab Gortash for this internal narrative—

(actually I think Valas would be into that, it wouldn't change the ultimate direction of the fic) (I'm so sorry, Skie, no one deserves to be stuck in the middle of the psychosexual mind games going on here)