#tma commissions

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine the WBP watching you adjust to their rustic lifestyle

Commissioned by: @ceylon-morphe286

Thanks for the commission btw ❤️️

You: *had washed onto the Moby Dick during a storm*

Whitebeard: *takes one look at your pitiful wet shaking and sniveling form, and decides to take pity on you and leaves you to his 1st and 2nd commands *

Ace: *helping you put sheets on your bunk, when he notices your phone on the night stand as it vibrates* What's that thingy?

You: oh it's just my phone.

Ace: *blinks at you in confusion*

You: my smartphone, ya know, like a cell phone.

Ace: You keep saying it like I know what that is.

You: you get calls and messages, and use it to talk to people from a distance.

Ace: oh, like a den den mushi! I've never seen one with a shell that shape, where's the snail though?

You: there's no snail, what on Earth are you talking about?

Ace: No, what are you talking about?

After figuring out what was going on

You: So, I'm not just displaced in space, but also in time....

Marco: what does that even mean?

You: *Sighs because you don't want to explain it.* It's nothing... cute snail by the way.

Ace: If your calls aren't done with a den den mushi, how does it work?

You: well, I'm not entirely sure, but it's complicated enough that I think the fact your culture uses snails is.... rather quaint.

Whitebeard: *watching you as your attention remains glued to the screen.* for something that just does calls, you're rather obsessed with it.

You: oh it does a bunch more, like I can take pictures and record footage. Like here, *snaps a picture of Whitebeard*

Whitebeard: *winces from the flash*

You: hehe, look it *shows him a picture of himself looking straight up his nose with a dog filter over it*

Whitebeard: I'm hideous, throw it away immediately.

The next morning

Ace: See I told you I could carry four crates cat once!

You: *recording him* oh wow, look at that.

Ace: *rapidly shifts his body to account for the boxes wobbling, and he has to take a wide step, ripping the crotch of his pants*

You: *learns Ace do not wear chonies *

Ace: *tries to correct himself, so he wasn't swinging in the breeze, and ends up dropping the crates, and drops the crates.*

You: here cover yourself with this. *Hands him the blanket you were using as a shawl*

Ace: *wraps it around his waist just in time*

Marco, Izou, and Thatch: *comes check out the loud crash*What happened?

Izou: *runs over to save a tin of matcha from rolling into the ocean* hey, you almost cost me a week's worth of tea!

Thatch: *grumbles* here we go with his tea again.

Izou: it is tea, you peanut head!

Thatch: tea is leaves, that is powder!

Ace: *looks over at you, and remembers you were recording him before he fell* to delete it.

You: delete what?

Ace: your phone.

You: ohh *wants to save it for possible black mail for later*... I accidentally turned it off, see, so it probably didn't save the video*shows him the dark screen*

Ace: turn it back on, and check.

You: hmm, I actually shouldn't, it has limited power, and it was already pretty low.

Marco: what powers it? You: electricity, which is like domesticated lightening.

Marco: not easy to come by, from the sounds of it.

You: not here, no. So I should turn it off and use it less.

During breakfast

Izou: why do none of you know how to make a decent cup of tea, I'm not even asking for proper.

You: *hand him a piping hot cup of matcha*

Izou: *sighs and reluctantly accepts it,* wait... this is perfect, how do you know how to make matcha?

You: I read a lot, plus I'm used to a broader global community letting me see into different cultures.

Izou: on that enter nets you mentioned last night?

You: yep on the internet, I'm used to being able to have most of human knowledge at my fingertips.

Marco: and having a constant source of stimulation, that's why you keep picking at yourself when you go without doing something for a few minutes. Speaking of which, stop it *smacks your hand way from your face*

You: yep.

Later that week

You: *pushing yourself along the floor on your back and whining* I'm bored.

Ace: *throws a book at you because you've been whining nonstop to him*

[occudo]

...and they were in a band... Oh my god, they were in a band! Commission for @paperthinrevolutionary for @inaweofdiana for their Ex Libris Anarchia band AU! Thank you again for commissioning me! 💖

kofi ☕

[reegis]

How would a melody describe itself, when asked?

[mxwhore]

commission for @chrisis-averted and @dcartcorner of their INCREDIBLE monster!Jon design. Had lots of fun with this one >:)

new rates!

[yelloartt]

“all things end, and every step you take, whatever direction you may choose, only brings you closer to it”

oliver banks for @//peachycl0wns on instagram !!

[dcartcorner]

Commission for @chrisis-averted! Based on a couple of frames from PIERRE DE MAERE - Mercredi (between 0:36 and 0:42).

[clairebearsparkles]

A commission for @hypnogogyc of their Mike and Oliver!! This was very fun to draw

[sarcasticscribbles]

THE ARCHIVIST.

TMA commission from Twitter!

Commissions still open! DM for a slot!

[mangozic]

my son that I literally never draw, I’m holding him up proudly for everyone to see

[aru-art]

head archivist of the magnus institute london commission for the one and only @arqueervist

[wisteriteeth]

lazy little jon drawing i did today . . .

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

20% discounts on my Commissions until January 2nd, 2023!

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[occudo]

Cozy Jon ☕ Commission for @laora-ryn! Thank you again for commissioning me! 💙

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[hotdrinks]

[ID: A greyscale digital drawing of Jon and Martin from TMA set during late season three. Jon, a thin British-Indian man with chin-length greying hair stands in a doorway, one hand on the jamb, looking sadly over his shoulder. Behind him is Martin, a fat white man with short, light-coloured hair and round glasses, seated at a desk. There is a banker's lamp illuminating the statement on the desk in front of him. He returns Jon's gaze, awkwardly waving goodbye with a sad expression on his face. Behind him, the room is filled with shelves of books and archival boxes. End ID.]

No office romance for youse :3 (commission for @future-crab)

[mxwhore]

commission for @chrisis-averted and @dcartcorner of their fic "Reset: Elsewhere Side B of the tape" on Ao3!

updated rates!

[gooboogy]

Maybe it's nice to have someone bring you tea you like