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cant believe i got myself addicted to wow again
#and thanks to radiant echos i went through and leveled at least 10 of my alts#but i also have been working on loremaster so i WANTED to level alts in specific zones to multi task objectives because its boring#to go back and do it with a max level#but now I am almost out of low level alts and i already have like 1 of each spec of each class so I guess i will have to max level through#here we go im gonna ramble#now with the talent trees that i have essentially missed out on i can make multiple chars of the same spec but be slightly diff :)#aka this evoker uses blue only and this one uses only red hee hee#or a fistweaver vs normal mistweaver - idk if fistweaving still viable? surely..#i play on EU across three servers where each server has 1 of each class at least and thus a diff spec#GRRRR I WANT TO PLAY BUT IM AT WORK đĄđĄđĄ#i made kaiioar and nyeatue on all three of my realms#they are mostly evokers so i can use the dracthyr model for them because it is shhh very applicable to them#but in my heart they wouldnt be similar to evokers as a class but rather rogue and monk respectively#so dracythr other classes when? please? soon supposedly?#i made them as rogue and monk anyway on one server and am hoping to see if i can race change them if i weigh my options of bothering to pay
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i'm sure the devs are aware of the problem where henry being too high level makes boss fights super underwhelming but i'm not sure what the solution would be either, like, maybe boss hp could scale with henry's levels??? coz hearing both IstvĂĄn and Zsizska give this whole evil speech about the upcoming fight before it starts only for them to immediately get oneshotted with a single masterstrike, while comedic, feels like i got robbed of some really cool combat, yknow?
#granted you still need to be good at combat to defeat them even at max level (source: doing a maxxed out playthrough rn) but they#go down in one hit. even if that hit isn't That easy to get it's not likeâ even remotely difficult either#havent gotten to the erik duel yet so I'll report back ig but jesus christ that one was so scary every time#idt I've ever been this scared playing a videogame. hohhhhhh my fucking god. what a guy#it was slightly easier to beat him the 3rd playthrough where I'd spent days lvling up swordsmanship but even#there it took two tries and it was three minutes of whimpering and crying before the cutscene came in#1st playthrough i didnt even go to the duel and 2nd i tried but he kept oneshotting me for an hour so i had to reload and give up#3rd i won but at what cost. 4th we'll see but i really desperately hope it wont be easy it's so fun....#kcd#kingdom come deliverance#kcd2#sorry for hungarianifying zsizska they're zsizska jĂĄnos and tĂłth istvĂĄn to me. much love to czech people tho
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ok. i love recruiting wrex and bringing him to kill fist, because of how i can get mad at him for going for the kill without my go ahead (yishai does not care that fist is dead... he killed fist himself this time lol, it's that wrex didn't wait or ask) but quickly getting over that because he fucks with wrex's loyalty and commitment to the job. and also bc wrex is probably his favourite me1 crewmate on a personal level and re: natural chemistry. but after playing it this way, i think this is might be my Preferred way of meeting wrex now
#id go with the 'what's the catch' option but the bizarre change of tone on the delivery for the 'are you serious' option is also great#shepards like. lmfao. what. genuinely shocked by wrex shoving him and then being like here u go! here's my money.#ultimately that makes him fuck w wrex even more.#i love shepard bc he's very touch averse and hypervigilant. but also the path to his heart can be thru playful violence/physical force#he'll shove people around (usually as a Threat) and wrex doing it to him? love that. keep doing that and he'll keep doing it back.#usually you have to get to a certain level with him friendship wise to be able to partake in friendly shoving and said playful force#and also he doesn't like it when it comes from someone who's doing it because they look down on him or think they can shove him around.#it works with wrex bc wrex is wrex. it isn't patronising. just krogan communication. he n wrex are equals + wrex is loyal to the mission#so shepard looks at it as like. a demonstration of strength/confidence. ykw i mean... just raw honest force. no kissing up. no pretence.#garrus going 'i dont like where this is going' and shep mentally going 'SHUSH' bc he and wrex r communicating on a diff level right now.#anyway sorry wrex i dont even know how much u gave me because my credits are maxxed out. oops.#READY TO FIND J'SKAR? \` * file: OOC.#to be deleted.#i'll translate this all to a proper dynamic/rship page someday instead of deleting it right into the void. i hope.
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Kinda seems bad for business to print out a picture of one of the regular clients for all to see and make fun of him for being fat and bald when your goal is to extract as much money as possible from men no matter how fat or how bald they may be.
#of course this has to happen to play into him devolving into mass murder because although he already is a murderer a catalyst even was#needed. i thought it was going go be him discovering the new girl whom he is max level obsessed with has a boyfriend now now but#ex heroin addict former cam girl who got kicked out but let back in decided fuck money lets play mean girls instead#i was going to say even though this fucks with everything they are trying to do but actually maybe she is mad she got kicked out and#this is her sabotage idk#queen bee blondie is def dying first now. she blocked him. i figured she would be first or 2nd to last but not the middle#they hyped up her rivalry with the new girl protag too much#-lue watches#i honestly dont dislike this i do enjoy trashy movies sometimes this is true but for what it is it honestly isnt done poorly
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why did glowing mushroom mixins go up to 4.5m, the update literally changed nothing. they last exactly as long, do the same thing, and are crafted with the same materials đ
#man dont make me craft all that myself just to save a few coins. i crafted one once. it is TEDIOUS that was horrible i hated it#at least i have 2 brewed god pots left but i wanna keep one if i can since they dont exist anymore lol#anyways i am going to bed soon i am tired and sore from work today so i cant stay up as late as i was hoping >:(#20% to fishing 45 SOON SOON GOOD ARMOR SOON !!!#im almost fishing 50... what the hell do i do after that-#FORAGE??? i'll die#back on that extremely slow dungeons grind i guess kjfhkg#ehh i always have lil things to do here and there. but i like leveling skills i miss it :'(#the pain of having nearly maxed skills#you couldnt pay me to start a new profile tho i dont like early game lmao#bingo is on THIN ice#chat#sb
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been thinking recently about how i play games (in general but also a bit on the competitive side on some)
turns out i don't particularly care about winning, i just want to have fun, but obviously i do like winning i just try to do win by doing very stupid stuff
it's way more fun for everyone involved when you do things against the meta or common sense and end up winning anyways bc it's so weird that it takes others by surprise
#i like doing dumb things that only work bc they're dumb#so everyone just falls for it#hehe yes run into my very telegraphed move boy#also why i enjoy low tiers more so than top tiers in most cases#bc they're often not super explored so people aren't used to playing against them#so they have no idea what to expect from someone that takes weird ass characters seriously#maybe i should get back into mk8dx#and use a stupid combo like max speed or something#bc you can win with that if you know how to go about bagging#can't frontrun tho#i'll think about it#i just kinda quit that game bc it's just. so dumb it's such a bad game. sort of in a way#it's good it's just oddly designed. it's at least pretty well balanced all things considered#but i hate it bc of how you have to play the game if you wanna compete at higher level#same with smash ult kinda. i hate Hate how high level ult is played. it's so fucking slow and defensive bullshit#but there's some fun to be had in it if you do dumb stuff as i said#or if you have a character like ness that presses a bunch of buttons so you're always doing something#i like pressing a bunch of buttons :3#it's so much better than just standing there waiting for the other guy to do something like sonic waiting to spin dash or#steve mining with a wall between you#or g&w doing stupid things in general this bitch has too much air movility#also fuck mario (sometimes) he's such a fast character you can't do anything unless you have fast options or are patient enough to wait for#an opening. but fuck that i don't wanna wait around#i wanna run straight at you and hit you#before anyone says to play melee or pm. no#sorry it's a bad game too just in different ways. not bad bad but yknow#meteor cancel. shields that reflect projectiles. like 15 characters you can use if you're good enough otherwise you have like 5 you can use#out of the 26 in the game (not counting wireframes or giga bowser)#tho melee definitely has some better mechanics like wavedashing and run speed carrying over from jumps (not really a mechanic tho#since it can be changed on each character individually)
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Canât believe weâre getting a whole prequest. World? Prequest world expansion??? WHAT ARE WE CALLING THIS BESIDES A FEAST.
#grabbing Alia and forcing her back outside because MAX LEVEL CONTENT BABYYYY#you got to spend a couple months wandering around wizard city and gardening and doing team ups.#so we can go back to the unending fight now right? ^^
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mm.
#looking like i wonât have to worry abt balancing band with hell semester bc there are major time conflicts now#personal#the music chronicles#the engineering chronicles#to clarify i did not willingly wait this long to register for my classes (in fact i still cannot register for them! even though my#grades this semester are in my transcript and available to view! so idk what the fuck is up with that) weâre not allowed to register for#secondary admit level classes until we pass all our lower level courses first#looking back at my original plan even then there were time conflicts but missing ~an hour of monday wednesday rehearsals was still workable#an hour max actually would ideally be more like half an hour#vs now i would need to miss all of monday wednesday and basically friday too. at which point thereâs only tuesday so. not workable at all#this is so frustrating not just bc of needing to quit band it appears but bc now all my classes are going so late in the day and#also obviously theyâre with pplâs last-pick professors so it will be doing our alleged worst semester w our worst profs like. okay! so fun!
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i wrote some today and then my friend strangled me about it (want more) so im writing more ig
#IGNORE ME#I SUPPOSE I"LL RIDE SAUCE WHILE ITS SAUCIN??#admittedly no clue what tf the point of this is yet tho+no ending in mind+if i do what i thought about its going to be. too complicated for#my skill level at the end of the day =v=;;#like the minute i thought oh and then the scenarios- i was done for#so maybe i'll fly this kite and then when im done word vomiting i'll backpedal and shave it back to the initial thought#which woulda been like 2 chapter max and just mostly thinking thoughts#its just. that these bitches never stop at thinking thoughts they go insane and bash their head into the wall till the wall gives#like the stubborn goons that they are#my bad. sorry i won't have ideas next time you (kimcom) clearly cannot be trusted with them /lh#i needed to spit this somewhere pls ignore it goodbye
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\o/ Clara get!!! Now I'm only missing Bronya, Topaz, Huohuo, and Fu Xuan. And three of those I have to wait to be rerun and then cross my fingers
#personal;#i was lucky as fuck to get Blade this rerun bc i was only on like i think 20pity when i pulled him#after getting Ruan Mei at like 60 or 80 idr which and i don't feel like checking#raine plays h:sr;#now i have to level her and Blade and then go back to grinding destruction mats#so that i can get their traces up bc i've maxed out all my other destruction 5*s#and then i have to get ~light cones~ but i care less about getting those 5* rn#gacha games like#idk why i can't sleep rn but clara is my reward#maybe i should only do my pulls when i should be sleeping; that's when i got Ruan Mei and Blade too
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if there is one thing i will never recover from with crestoria's crossover being gone for good, it's that we'll never ever know the story behind transgressor yuri.
if there are two things i will never recover from with crestoria's crossover being gone for good, it's that leon and aegis' loyal friendship will never ever return.
#GTF Crestoria Things#it is rare for leon to be on that kind of respect level with someone let alone risk his own reputation as a traitor to let someone escape#by which i mean in destiny he only ever rly did that for stahn bc stahn was the ONLY person screaming over leon's suffering#and BEGGING him to talk to him and not take on everything alone#so i'd be hard pressed to say he truly made that last second decision for any other reason#other than stahn getting through to him bc if stahn hadn't said anything nobody else was all that worried abt doing so#for him to do that for aegis even in a setting where he wasn't going to be in mortal peril#still risked him becoming a transgressor if anyone had had time to record that#i.e. local dude helps local sinned traitor escape and is by association also a sinner#and that may have affected the ease of his search in restoring stahn to human form#which stahn prob would not have minded but it would still increase the difficulty for leon's search all the same#with yuri forget it im going to be permanently S T R E S S E D that we will never know that story#and i don't think they'd play into the possessed-not-really-yuri thing again after doing it in asteria#and in rays it was only a cameo thing. i fully believe that was actual yuri bc it would fit into his canon-mixed-with-crestoria#so unless the devs for some reason decide to tell us what their plans were for yuri we will never know#and it's been too long now since cresty went down like do i have to write this shit myself#they robbed me of transgressor yuri meeting vicious too woe is me cresty team#im still so desperate for them to turn crestoria back on like pls it's not just my crops anymore it's me too im also dead#i know they won't turn it back on and heck all the data for it is probably long since byebye BUT#even if i enjoy the manga it's not the same without the crossover#i would kill for them to give us that game back it was my fave gacha ever ;;#i say that with the full bias of the fact that i obliterated everything with default leon and completely maxed him in every aspect#but also just the fact that i want cresty's crossover back s o f u c k i n g b a d
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Huh. I actually managed to finish Divinity 2 for once.
#it took me 46 hours? supposedly? and in hindsight i remembered a bunch of shit that i didn't do#didn't manage to finish the devourer-armor (there was a bug in Act 3 so i couldn't get all of the pieces)#forgot about the dwarven-sacrifice area in Act 2. forgot about the sallow-man in Act 3.#pretty sure i also missed out on a bunch of fights along the way bcs i've completely forgotten how to do anything but Act 1#''optimally''. bcs it's been literal years since last i played it this far.#the final battle was also a massive anti-climax bcs... everyone is kind of weak#like. i nearly got a TPK when that ''child'' ambushed me right before. only survived bcs of Comeback-Kid AND Idol-of-Rebirth#so i was a bit wary of the final fight. and then... 2 characters took down dallis in their first turn#and then the other 2 characters took down braccus in THEIR first turn. and that was despite me getting hit with plague in between#so... yeah. it reminded me that my build is actually incredibly OP. but also that armor in this game is so fucking shit.#like. if i'm wearing FULL DIVINE MAX-LEVEL ARMOR and someone can ONE-SHOT ME THROUGH THAT?#then what's the fucking point of having any armor at all? right? except if you survive with a fucking sliver of health?#then suddenly you'll be back to full-health bcs of the inherent health-drain when you murder the shit out of them in retaliation#sooo... yeah. a very anticlimactic fight. and also kind of... meh.#it's fun designing a character. it's fun making up a strong build with synergy.#it's not fun to actually try to roleplay as your character. bcs the game actually kind of railroads you on that part too#(my undead dwarf who hates the queen? met the queen and had 3/4 options to ''be polite'' and a 1/4 option to not care)#(this despite that by the time i met her? i had EVERY REASON to be going ''i know what you're up to - and i'll kill you right now'')#(but noooo. can't allow players to be impolite to the royalty. what if the commoners don't understand their place?)#(not to mention the many ''flavor-text'' RP-exchanges between the player-characters commenting on things)#(where you're options amount to ''torn but positive'' and ''torn but negative'' with very few ''polarized'' options)#(or the fact that a lot of those dialogue-options are semi-randomized so there ARE options and you don't get to pick them)#and it isn't fun to OUTFIT your character. bcs you're either reliant on uniques for your Super-Special-Builds(TM)#or you're reliant on RNG-bullshit to get good gear from the shops (or you use a save-editor to specially craft them manually)#(which is the only reason i could bring myself to play this far along tbh. and even then the RNG is kind of frustrating?)#(bcs the different ''boosts'' are only semi-randomized. it's based on the ''level'' of the boost. and if you want to follow the game's)#(way of doing things? then there's a bunch of very-useful boosts that you can't have. bcs you have to pick only one)#and combat can be either tedious or anticlimactic with very little in-between (since either you one-shot them. or they one-shot you)#and... i'm gonna be real with you here. i understand wholeheartedly why upon finishing this game the first time around?#i just immediately turned around and started playing skyrim again instead. it's just not really a LIVED IN kind of experience you know?
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i dont thinjk cult of the lamb was built to be played how i/we play it
we have about 50 followers and we just got to the spider place. we get those mission buffs so fast and the game gets so MAD whenever the followers are praying, its like constant earthquakes with how much the screen shakes and then they refill it in like 30 seconds after one of us takes the money. since we are already maxed out in both tech trees
whenever we do rituals or sermons it takes forever to get through the little animations especially the ritual of ascendance. everyone takes so long to get in order and pull up their hoods then after they all have to reposition themselves and i can see it happening since it goes one by one with a little lag
we were struggling a little with the amount of them at the start w the whole feeding and shit but with one player fishing constantly its like fine and then when you max out the tech trees you get 100 gold basically every 15 seconds like this if youre willing to stand by the statue so we can afford to just buy the fish the expensive way and have them cooking them in a queue. and the mushroom ritual + fast makes things so easy
#however admittedly after the mushroom ritual having to manually cure ~20 followers who get sick from a bad trip is SO BAD but we#brought it on ourselves. anyway how many do you think we can get before the game just crashes on a ritual. as it is the framerate drop#when theyre praying at the main statue or all rushing for food is SO funny#we took the alms ritual instead of the donation one since id read that the donation one is really only useful early on while the alms#is an easy loyalty boost forever. but ive heard the donation one crashed switches at this level so i want to see how bad it is#also about the mission boosts thing: when i realized how it worked i got us to set up like 8 of them around the map and when you come back#from a crusade theyre ALL already full so you just have an easy 8 already ready to go#but between it + the maxed sermons giving hearts + eating beforehand it means weve been walking into shamuras place with#+85 attack boost +10 hearts from sermons +5 blue and red hearts from the statues +2 diseased hearts#then on most runs we can get like at least 8 tarot cards so. it feels unfair to the bosses#since with all the fucking hearts we have we can just ignore any +heart tarots and go directly for damage#the roll attack + tentacle when hit + void when hit + poison attacks combo w vampire weapons feels so cheesy#and if you add any of the co op cards like the linking one its so funny.#ive been playing this instead of working on any of my side projects... sorry lord for i have sinned
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"hit the level cap 10 hours ago" ass activities
#i don't wanna do any quests 'cause you don't get any exp compensation for quests at max level after it's raised... it's just gone...#also i'm stuck in the nimbus sea because i'm too lazy to go all the way back to bronze and there's still like nothing to do here :/
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Hey i was wondering if you could do drivers on their wedding day when the bridesmaids hand them like spicy photos of their wife?! im hoping yk what i mean theyâre all over tiktokđđ
F1 GRID || when your bridesmaids hand the driver spicy polaroid pictures of their newlywed wife!
warning : very suggestive content, 18+ content, no smut!
MAX VERSTAPPEN â the quiet, possessive one. dangerous level of horny. heâs sitting at a table near the dancefloor, champagne glass in hand, watching you sway in your dress. his gaze is intense, laser-focused. doesnât even blink when people come up to talk. heâs too busy watching his wife â the way the dress hugs your hips, how your hair falls across your back, the way you throw your head back when you laugh. heâs not smiling, but his eyes are soft. full-on heart eyes. the first bridesmaid walks up and hands him a picture. max doesnât say a word. just lowers his gaze. itâs you, in black lace lingerie, sitting on your knees on the edge of the bed. hands in your hair, lips parted. his jaw tightens slightly. he blinks slow. then the second comes. you in a white satin robe, slipped down just enough to show a nipple. his fingers press the table. then a third â you in his race suit, nothing underneath, zipped halfway, chest spilling out. he actually exhales. slow and low. the fourth bridesmaid places one more â you on your stomach, arching your back, wearing nothing but heels. looking over your shoulder, smirking. he still hasnât said a word. he just stacks them neatly like heâs archiving sacred texts. his ears are red. by the tenth picture â you in his cap, legs spread just enough to tease, lips glossy â he finally glances up at the dancefloor. you walk over, smirking. âyou like them?â he looks up at you with that cold little grin. âyouâre not leaving the room tomorrow.â you blink. âmaxââ âno. not one foot out of bed. you think this is funny?â he leans close to your ear. âiâm going to fuck you so slow youâll forget how to walk.â
OSCAR PIASTRI â that sweet, controlled chaos heâs sitting quietly, sipping champagne, smiling whenever you look at him. heâs calm. always calm. but heâs watching every movement you make, from the way your dress sways to how your head tips back when you laugh. and then your maid of honour, ruby, walks up. âcongrats, oscar,â she says casually, slipping him a photo. he blinks. looks down. itâs you, in his own racesuit â the top half unzipped and hanging off your waist, nothing on underneath. your bare chest is just barely covered by how youâve crossed your arms, your hair messy and your lips parted like you were just calling his name. his smile freezes slightly. a different bridesmaid, lola, hands him another photo. and another. you bent over in heels and nothing else, back arched so your entire ass is on display. a close-up of your chest, arms crossed under your boobs with the sheerest top imaginable. one where youâre sitting on your knees, hands on your thighs, biting your lip. his hand tightens around the glass. he clears his throat and shifts in his seat. you stroll over, playing dumb. âyou okay?â he doesnât look at you, just says under his breath, âthis is the meanest thing youâve ever done.â you giggle. âdo you like them?â âbaby,â he says quietly, his voice low and warm, âif you donât get me out of this reception in the next sixty seconds, iâm going to embarrass both of us in front of your nan.â he sets the glass down and stands up. âcome on. iâm not patient tonight.â
CHARLES LECLERC â gone. completely finished. heâs been in a lovestruck daze all day, and now itâs just getting worse. heâs leaning against the wall, eyes soft, smile lazy as he watches you dance. you twirl. he sighs. you laugh. he presses a hand to his chest. then someone slips a picture into his hand. itâs you in red lingerie, straddling a chair, hair messy, lipstick smudged. he blinks. another. you in heels, standing in front of a mirror, taking a back-view selfie with just the tiniest flash of your face in the corner. another. you biting your finger, in bed, shirt rolled up to your chest and no bra underneath. he freezes. physically cannot move. you finally walk over and he immediately steps toward you like heâs possessed. âmon amour,â he says, voice wrecked. âwhat is this.â you bat your lashes. âa gift.â âyouâŠâ he swallows. âyou want me to survive tonight?â you bit your lip, refusing to make eye contact, ânot really.â he nods. âbon. iâm going to ruin this dress.â he takes your hand and pulls you straight out the side exit, not even caring who sees. you donât make it five steps before he pins you against the venueâs garden wall and mutters, âthank you for marrying me. now shut up for five minutes."
ARTHUR LECLERC â flustered baby modeâą heâs sitting on the edge of the dancefloor, smiling like a boy in love, just watching you glow. bridesmaid walks up. gives him a picture. itâs you in a leather corset, hair in a bun, licking a cherry off your finger. his entire face turns red. âuhâmerci?â he tries to hide it behind his drink. second one is worseâyou're tied to the bed with silk ribbons, smiling lazily at the camera. he chokes. actually coughs. by the time the fifth one hits, his hands are shaking. when you walk over, he has a small stack of photos in his lap and is refusing to look up at you. you glance down. âoh my god, are you blushing?â âthey gave me so many!â âthey were supposed to be nice!â âthis one has you in nothing but heels!â youâre both bright red. he tries to hand them back. you shake your head and push them back towards him, âno, youâre keeping those.â he groans but the blush is still very visible, âi donât know where to put them!!â he ends up hiding them in his inside jacket pocket like a secret spy.
GEORGE RUSSELL â plays it off, but his thoughts are absolutely not holy heâs sitting upright, classic george posture, sipping on some fancy cocktail and watching you dance like heâs watching the sun set. bridesmaid slides him a picture. he opens it. you, on the floor, in a matching set of baby blue lace, legs curled to the side, looking over your shoulder. he coughs into his drink. âwell.â another one. you in a steamy shower, water running down your bare back, hand on the glass. he glances around. âis anyone else seeing these?â more photos. increasingly explicit. by the end, heâs just quietly flipping through them with a tight-lipped smile, like heâs browsing a menu heâs not allowed to order from yet. you walk up, biting back a laugh. âregret marrying me yet?â he closes the stack, tucks it into his jacket. âmarrying you? never. but i am wondering how long we have to stay before i can⊠appreciate these properly.â âwhat, like, frame them?â he leans in. âi was thinking more like⊠recreate them.â
LANDO NORRIS â cocky little shit heâs sitting back in the chair, watching you like you hung the damn moon, barely blinking. when the first photo hits, he smirks. you in fishnets and a black thong, laying across his old mclaren hoodie, eyes locked on the camera. âoh yes.â next one is worseâyou in his helmet, nothing else, crouched with your knees spread and your tongue out. âoh my god.â he starts laughing. not like he thinks itâs funnyâlike heâs in awe. by the seventh photo heâs fully leaned back, grinning to himself. when you walk over, he fans the pictures like playing cards. âhow do you expect me to sit here with these in my lap, looking at you in that dress?â you shake your head. âi thought they were going to be cute onesâlike me in your shirts.â heâs already halfway out of his seat. âbaby. you canât give me pictures like this and not expect to be bent over something later.â "lando, baby, never say that again. please. for the sake of both of us." "what, why? did it make you horny?" he smirks. she makes a disgusted face and furrows her eyebrows, "wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?"
OLLIE BEARMAN â completely overwhelmed, red to his ears, doesnât know where to look ollieâs been watching you all night like he canât quite believe youâre real â his wife. youâre glowing under the lights, laughing with your friends, spinning barefoot now because your heels got ditched two songs ago. heâs just standing at the edge of the dance floor, soft smile on his face, swaying a little to the music. then one of your bridesmaids walks up and wordlessly hands him a small polaroid picture. âuh⊠thanks?â he says, confused, looking down. he instantly chokes. itâs you, sitting on a bed in a silk robe, legs folded, but the robeâs fallen just enough to show youâre definitely not wearing anything underneath. your lips are glossed, and your headâs tilted like youâre waiting for him. he blinks. hard. "oh my god." the next one is worse â or better, depending on how you look at it. youâre lying on your side, sheets pushed down to your hips, bare back arched, hair splayed over the pillow. the lighting makes your skin glow. he immediately shoves it in his pocket like itâs going to burn him. âjesus christ,â he mumbles, heart thudding in his chest. another bridesmaid. another photo. you in black lace, standing in front of a full-length mirror, one heel on, one off, mouth parted like youâre mid-laugh. he stares at it for a full five seconds before his hand just goes limp and drops it into his lap. âoh no,â he mutters under his breath. ânonononono.â by the fifth photo â you sprawled out on a couch, only wearing a man's dress shirt, the buttons undone and barely covering anything â heâs flushed from the collarbone up. he looks like he might actually pass out. âwhat is happening right now,â he whispers. by the tenth? heâs holding some pictures in one hand and fanning himself with a napkin in the other. knees bouncing. glancing around like someoneâs going to tell his mum. max walks past and smirks. âyou good, mate?â âiâm fine,â ollie snaps, voice about three octaves too high. when you finally stroll over, still glowing and grinning, he just gapes at you. âyou KNEW?â you look sheepish. âi knew they were giving you something, but i thought it was like⊠cute selfies? i didnât know they went full calendar shoot on me.â he tries to speak. canât. clears his throat.âIâI donât evenââ he cuts himself off. looks away. covers his face with both hands. âollie,â you say gently, pulling one hand down, âbreathe.â he blinks at you. his pupils are huge. âyouâre soâi justââ he stammers. âi donât even know if iâm allowed to look at you now.â you laugh softly, brushing his curls back from his forehead. âyou married me, baby. youâre definitely allowed.â he exhales. âright. right. okay. cool. coolcoolcool.â beat. ââŠbut maybe donât show me any more of those until we get home. iâm actually not okay.â you kiss his cheek. ânoted.â
CARLOS SAINZ â cool on the outside, losing his mind inside heâs sitting at a table, drink half-finished, tie loose around his neck. his eyes havenât left you since the first song started, watching you spin around the dance floor in your dress like heâs already mentally stripping it off you. when the first bridesmaid approaches, he takes the envelope with a raised brow. he opens it. itâs you in black lace, one hand gripping the headboard, back arched like you knew heâd be seeing it. he blinks once. then calmly folds the photo and slips it into his jacket pocket. âinteresting.â the second one is you in red satin, lying on your stomach, ass peeking out just enough. he clears his throat. the third one? you're looking up at the camera, wearing nothing but thigh highs and a necklace he bought you. he doesnât say a word. just runs a hand through his hair and exhales quietly through his nose. by the time you walk over, he's cool as ever. leaning back in his chair, watching you with that smug little smile. âyouâre lucky thereâs still cake to be cut,â he says, voice low. âor youâd be on your back in five minutes.â you bite your lip. he knows you planned this. you know heâs barely hanging on.
ALEX ALBON â shocked at first, then slightly embarrassed alex is leaning against the wall, arms crossed as he watches you spin around on the dancefloor. his gaze is soft, filled with admiration, and a little bit of that âwow, sheâs mineâ look. then, as if on cue, your bridesmaid approaches him, handing him the first picture. itâs a shot of you in a sultry pose, your legs sprawled across the couch, your dress bunched up just enough to tease. alexâs eyes widen as he looks down at the photo, his lips parting in a quiet laugh. "um⊠okay," he mutters under his breath, trying to pretend like heâs not totally caught off guard. he looks back at you, almost as if asking for permission, but youâre too far away to notice. another bridesmaid approaches, handing him another one. this oneâs a close-up shot of you on your knees, your hands teasing your own nipple as you look directly at the camera. "jesus" alex coughs. he looks around, then back at the picture, his face flushed. "i didnât know what kind of wedding this was gonna beâŠ" the pictures keep coming: one of you with your back arched, showing off your curves; one of you lying on your stomach, your hands tangled in your hair, looking over your shoulder. with each new picture, alex is trying to keep it together, but his cheeks are red, and heâs getting a little more flustered. the final picture handed to him is one of you in a very intimate moment, eyes closed in pleasure as your hand trails over your body. itâs enough to make alex feel like heâs been hit by a truck. he presses the photo against his chest with a deep breath. "well... that was... something." as you walk over, you can already see the look in his eyes. "i didnât know they were doing this," you say, arching an eyebrow. "yeah... i know," alex says with a grin. "iâm not sure whether to thank you or run away."
LOGAN SARGEANT â completely unaware, then amused logan is dancing along with a few of the guests, looking over at you occasionally with a small smile. he canât help itâhis eyes are drawn to you, the way you move with such grace. heâs completely captivated. then, one of your bridesmaids hands him the first picture: a playful shot of you laying across a bed, your legs kicked up and a teasing smile on your face. logan blinks a few times, taking the picture in silence. "uh⊠okay... this is different." he doesnât know what to say at first. "is this⊠normal?" a second bridesmaid walks up with another photoâthis one a bit more daring. itâs you with your back arched, one hand resting on the back of your neck, lips parted as if youâre about to speak. "wow, alright," he says, chuckling nervously. he looks at the picture, then back at you, clearly flustered. he tries to shrug it off, but then the third picture is handed to himâa close-up of you in a lingerie set, your legs crossed in a sultry manner, gazing at the camera like you know exactly what you're doing. "logan, i swear to god, i didnât sign up for this," he mutters under his breath. the pictures continue: one of you leaning over a chair, showing off your curves in a provocative pose, and another one where youâre looking at the camera with a seductive smile, teasing a bit of skin. "okay, okay, i get it," logan says, laughing it off, but the last picture makes him pause: it's you lying on a bed, hand resting on your chest as if youâre deep in thought, eyes closed with a soft expression of pleasure. heâs caught off guard. "uh... i didnât know you were this... adventurous," he says quietly to himself. as you walk over, you canât help but smirk at the sight of logan, clearly trying to keep his cool. "so⊠howâs it going over here?" "uh, i donât know if i can look at you the same now," logan jokes, his voice full of mock seriousness. you just laugh and walk away, knowing that the pictures were exactly what they were meant to be.
DANIEL RICCIARDO â playful and flirty, loves the pictures daniel watches you on the dancefloor, his heart racing a little faster as he takes in the sight of his beautiful wife. heâs grinning from ear to ear, clearly loving the way you look. the first bridesmaid hands him a picture. itâs a spicy shot of you in your lingerie, sitting on the edge of a chair, one hand on your thigh and the other resting on the armrest, teasing a glimpse of what's underneath. "oh, so this is how itâs gonna be," daniel grins, clearly enjoying the surprise. another bridesmaid hands him one of you lying on your back on the bed, your head tilted back, mouth slightly open as if youâre caught in the moment. danielâs grin widens. "okay, okay... i see you, babe." he looks back at you, but youâre too busy to notice his reaction. as the pictures keep coming, heâs getting more and more into it. one of you with your back arched, giving a playful look over your shoulder; another one where youâre biting your lip, looking like youâre about to pounce. "you really know how to surprise a guy," daniel says, clearly impressed. the last picture is a little more explicitâof you with your fingers brushing the edge of your dress, your gaze fixed on the camera as if daring anyone to come closer. daniel chuckles to himself, shaking his head. "oh, youâre gonna love me after tonight," he mutters under his breath. when you walk over, he pulls you into his arms, whispering in your ear, "so, when can i get my own private show?" you laugh, already knowing what heâs talking about. "youâll just have to wait, darling."
LEWIS HAMILTON â flustered, but secretly loving the attention lewis watches you dance, feeling that familiar warmth in his chest. he canât help but admire how stunning you look, lost in the moment as you laugh and enjoy the celebration. one of your bridesmaids hands him a pictureâa sultry one of you posing in front of the mirror, your lips parted in a teasing smile, a glimpse of your lingerie peeking out from your dress. lewis blinks a few times, his mouth going dry. "well, well, well," he murmurs, trying to keep his cool. the next picture is a close-up of you lying on a bed, one hand resting near your thigh, looking at the camera with a smoldering gaze. "youâre killing me, you know that?" lewis laughs, shaking his head. the next few pictures are similar, each one getting progressively more daring and intimate. you teasing with your dress, biting your lip, or giving a seductive glance directly into the camera. "this is what you do to me," he whispers to himself, clearly trying to hide how much heâs enjoying this. when you walk over, you notice the little grin on his face. "i take it the pictures were to your liking?" "you have no idea," lewis says, his voice low and smooth. "youâre gonna be the death of me, baby."
i am so grateful for this request, i had so much fun writing it and it's just made me fall even more in love with the drivers â also, the trend is actually to die for! i can't wait to get married, so my bridesmaid can do this for me! ^^
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05/04/25; 10:25pm
{ drabbles / headcanons }
[ when you are their favorite love interest ]
featuring: sylus, zayne, xavier, rafayel, caleb
notes: i know that this has been done before, but this is just my own take on this fun thought, and i hope you readers give this a chance, too (âșŁâĄâșŁ)âĄ

when sylus first heard of this new game that was celebrating its day one launch, admittedly, the onychinus leader had zero interest in it-
that is, until a particular trailer was showcased introducing a rather enticing love interest-
you.
to say sylus was hooked would be a complete understatement. within seconds of your trailerâs release, sylus downloaded the game and got to work. he did not hold back when it came to his spendings, already adding in the details of his sleek black credit card before customizing his mc. after making his mc look as close to him as possible, he chooses you to be his partner while running through the main storyline.
thanks to his endless amount of wealth, he manages to obtain all of your five star cards that were available in game, maxing out all of your memory upgrades while unlocking all of your secret time audios in just a few weekâs time. and despite how seductive and alluring you were during those intimate audios, sylusâs favorite card of yours happened to be one of the sweetest memories, with you taking a walk with his mc in the snow.
to say he was enamored with you would simply scratch the surface of his feelings for you, for this man was entirely devoted to you. the story of your life-
the trials and tribulations that you faced gave sylus the strength to continue on with his life. after a particular grueling day working as a leader of a conglomerate, he enjoys laying in bed while replaying his favorite memories with you before falling asleep with your audios playing in the background.
even though many would find his feelings for you, a mere fictional character, to be silly (and maybe a little cringey) sylus doesnât give a damn-
for he will always bask in the feelings of peace you give him.

admittedly, zayne only downloaded this popular new game after his coworkers convinced him to. during his lunch breaks, he finds himself opening the app to go through the main storyline while being drawn to one of the main love interests-
you.
there was a subtle beauty that he could see from you, with your quiet yet headstrong nature making him crack a tiny smile while he read through the storyline. after finishing the main branch, zayne puts in some time (and some much needed funds) to obtain your five star memories.
yet perhaps what zayne enjoyed more than your memories were the quality time feature that the game had. he had managed to raise your affinity to the mid 50s level and enjoyed watching you study or work with him. even though he knew that you were a character made of pixels, zayne couldnât help but let his fondness for you grow.
even as he was doing his own paperwork, zayne couldnât help but sneak glances at you, only to feel his heart clench when you stare back at him with a sweet smile on your face. the cardiac surgeon would quickly look away from you, cheeks dyed a faint rosy hue as his lips were unconsciously tilted up in a smile that lasts.

being a bit of a passionate gamer in linkon, xavier was one of the few players that was able to play the game during its beta phase before the official launch date.
and the reason why he signed up to be one of the first couple of hundred players to test out this new game?
why, itâs because of you, of course!
xavier had come across your trailer during an announcement for your game, and he was completely hooked on your strength and overall aesthetic. when the developers announced that they would allow a handful of players to test out their game, xavier was the first to put his name on the list-
and by some stroke of luck, he manages to obtain your game roughly 6 months before its official release. despite having some minor hiccups with loading screens and a few glitches, xavier thoroughly enjoyed the game while playing through some chapters of the main storyline.
yet what the young hunter really excelled at was level grinding you, his favorite girl. he hates seeing you get hurt, so he will spend a decent amount of his money getting as many of your cards that he could (bonus points if he manages to obtain your myth pair!)
xavier would be the first to clear out any fighting stages with how powerful you are thanks to his careful dedication to you, and when xavier finds out he can keep his progress with you even after the gameâs official release, he couldnât be any happier-
because in xavierâs eyes, it was you and him against the world.

rafayel would be an obnoxious player, simply going through the motions of the main storyline to unlock certain outfits before showing you off with his own mc in hundreds of photo shoots.
being an artist at heart, when he first met your character in the game, rafayel had hearts in his eyes for you alone as he matches his mcâs aesthetic with your own. he loves going on dates with you, finding enjoyment in how you struggled to get the plushies he wanted at the claw machines, or how you would always pout at him when he beats you at kitty cards.
rafayel would also be dedicated to you, managing to get to devotion with you thanks to his own funding that he put in your game. the moment you shyly hand him a box with his engagement ring, the young artist would be over the moon!
he enjoys interacting with you, often teasing you by poking you through his phoneâs screen. rafayel swears that he lives to see your cheeks puffed out in a pout while turning your back on him. just seeing all of your cute reactions makes rafayel grin like an absolute fool.
and truly, he wouldnât have it any other way.

caleb was a f2p player, but had the worst luck when it came to pulling for your cards. 99% of the times, he would pull a different love interest, or lose to a 50/50 to one of your five star memories that he really wanted.
however, him being a f2p player went down the drain when your springtime date banner was announced-
and he was hooked on your beauty and how gorgeously soft you looked in your sundress. due to how lovely you looked, caleb swore that he would do anything to obtain this precious memory. during his day off, he focused his entire attention on getting your banner, using his card to buy the needed pulls to obtain that precious memory.
shockingly enough, you came home to him just a mere thirty pulls later, with caleb nearly jumping for joy when he gets your card. not wasting another second, he plays the date while basking in your beautiful smile. during the memory, caleb couldnât help but feel a bit jealous of his mc-
because why was his mc able to touch and hold you, while caleb was left feeling like a third wheel?
but he digresses.
shoving down his unreasonable feelings of envy, he enjoys the tranquil kiss scene, his heart melting at the sight of you falling into his mcâs arms before pressing your lips against his.
with a stupid smile on his face, he finishes reading through the memory of your springtime date before spending the flowers he saved up to purchase the exact sundress you had worn during the date.
as he interacts with you, cooing at his phoneâs screen about how pretty you were, caleb realized that you were worth every penny.
end notes: hehehe finally some more fluff from yours truly
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all stories are written by rei; please do not repost, plagiarize, or translate my works!!
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