#toast post

[g-r-a-v-e-y-a-r-d]

i put the rot in erotica

[z0mbiefrank]

by popular demand here is the TOAST POST!

gerard is a homemade jam. sweet little berries that can be tart too. dedication and passion put into every jar. touch too long and your fingers come away stained like blood

ray is a beautiful poached egg. hearty and full of protein. delivers brilliant flavour without the need for fancy trimmings, but equally performs well with a wide range of ingredients. you can travel culinary continents with a poached egg

mikey is sliced bananas and honey. a little unusual for a toast topping but a universal pleaser. a sweet weekend treat you would make with your family. bonus points for making the banana slices into a face

frank is peanut butter. reliable and always sat waiting in your pantry ready to go. eat it straight out of the jar whilst stoned or crying. peanut butter understands.

[faitherr]

Cool kids never sleep !

[ovaruling]

new Toast position just dropped

[freshfrenchtoast]

Kouhai: Hinata-senpai, have you seen Kageyama-senpai? We wanted to ask him something

Hinata: I'll tell you a secret, Yamayama is just a big cat. If you need him, just do like this-- Yama~ Come here pspspspsps

Kageyama: *materializing* Why are you telling me to piss?

Hinata: See?

Kouhai: :O

[oddtoast115]

-b a c k

t o

y o u

[the-teeny-bees-hams]

It's been over a year since I posted so here are some updates:

-Wasabi is actually a boy!

-We celebrated his 1st birthday in January

-He does have a tumor on his testicle but it's benign and doesn't affect him in any way other than giving him an adorable waddle

-The vet diagnosed him as "a little gentleman"

-He is a verified tit muncher

When the banana hits just right

[quiet-adoration]

god i neeeeeed bitemarks and a stupid amount of attention rn... im soooooo pent up dude...

[n3onwraith]

My snake managed to become a ponytail hairtie cause she wrapped around it 😭😭

[strawberryswirlix]

since i'm done with hq swift week i just wanted to make this post to keep things organized :)

tracklist

01 - mary's song (oh my my my)

02 - jump then fall

03 - sparks fly

04 - treacherous

05 - you are in love

06 - king of my heart

07 - paper rings

08 - invisible string

09 - gold rush

10 - snow on the beach

💿 spotify playlist (bonus songs)

[g-r-a-v-e-y-a-r-d]

anyone else feel like they're watching everything autocannibalize? like. its remakes. its reboots. its sequels of things for whom time should have long since rendered the concept of "sequence" meaningless. its the 90's and 00's 70s nostalgia, and the 2010's and 2020's 80s nostalgia and the current 00's nostalgia for no damn reason and the begging for a cyberpunk future by a ravenous and rampant capitalist market that cannot conceive of the fact that that hypothesized future represented the stagnation before collapse, media with the longing for the post-apocalypse because apocalypse seems inevitable but too slow. the whole world has old-world blues, but refuses to do us the honor of ending itself. an Ouroboros starving to death on its own meager meat.

[retromochi]

entering another cringe media hyperfixation era so if u see me blogging about rise of the tmnt please dont look at me too hard <3 thanks

[ovaruling]

i wish i understood him

[freshfrenchtoast]

hinata logic

[nightlydeertrivia]

what if I posted my art here. what then.