#today has Not been my day

[hentairobot]

i love it when i get told a delivery date and they decide to just deliver it 2 days early. i love it. it's my favey

[stardustedknuckles]

My phone screen just stopped working today for some fucking reason, right before I was going to use it to get on the train, and I'm trying to check my bank account online to see what money I have to pay for a fix and like. I can't, because it requires two-factor authentication and I don't have my damn phone (functionally).

[xxacademy]

todays vibe is i need a really big snuggly hug from re2 leon. that’s all.

[thedevilsrain]

cmon man

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

shit.

shit bollocks damnit bloody hell.

[nevertrustablueberry]

also - told my mum about my next tattoo in advance of it being in my skin and she straight up told me she doesn’t like it and am i booked in confirmed like why do you think i keep things from you bro?!!?

[dogrocks]

i like it when i’m waiting to cross next to a junction and an approaching car has their signal on indicating they were gonna turn in there and i’m like cool and start crossing. but turns out they actually wanted to pull up and decided to signal right as they were approaching the junction for some reason nearly killing me

[this-butch-bad]

Not my brain trying to convince me my girlfriend doesn't like me anymore despite her telling me how much she loves and misses me 😭

[gggoldfinch]

As if my life couldn’t get any more fantastic, my glasses just broke ??? For literally no reason ???

[deep-space-lines]

happy trans day of visibility it was nice seeing u all. see u again next year 🫡

bonus rainbow flag version. im probably gonna make a few more For Me when i am not sleepy bc i can Edit That Thing, if u wanna request a specific flag version or smth leave a comment and i’ll see if i can get to it <3

[stuckinapril]

[rice-enjoyer]

[bettyrightnow]

omfg i just almost fell down the stairs

[thresholdbb]

what's the threshold theory

There was a post about how Tom is the only crew member who isn't really affected by the Borg, and there's a theory that he has so much luck because he saw the past and the future when he crossed the transwarp threshold. He saw the past and the future, all of time and space. There's some subconscious part of him that remembers that experience. In fact, Tom refused to play a part in Chakotay indulging Annorax's temporal incursions, probably because a part of him knew nothing good could come of it.

If we extend that same theory to Janeway, some of her wild luck with time travel and other crack plans starts to make sense. She doesn't verbally hate time travel until after the events of Threshold, since it happens in Time and Again without complaint. Janeway has an uncanny knack for time travel, as evidenced every time she deals with it. She hates time travel, but it might be because part of her knows exactly how to manipulate the timeline. She manages to avoid the "inevitable" temporal explosion in Future's End, saving both Voyager and Braxton. She resets the entire timeline in Year of Hell, and no one else followed her reasoning. She pulled it off flawlessly. In Relativity, she senses the incidents are all related, despite it being just one reading that connects them. By the time she's involved, she has a temporal incursion factor of .0036 and a time travel protocol named after her, even if that may just be Braxton's personal grudge. Then there's Endgame, where she intentionally changes the timeline. Up until this point, she has been dragged into time travel, but for the first time, she jumps in on purpose. How does Admiral Janeway know how to get them home sooner in a way that completely avoids the Temporal Integrity Commission? It's because she has seen all of time, and part of her knows exactly what needs to happen so she can get Voyager home and do it in a way that becomes baked into the prime timeline. Maybe she doesn't consciously remember what happened during her transformation, but the experience lives in her mind somewhere, guiding her decisions.

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.

Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.

Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.

Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

There's nothing he can't do. Yet.

(Thank you to everyone who participated in the poll!)