#toddlers & tiaras

[evillillad]

julie my beloved

[classycookiexo]

Omg I’ll never look at this gif the same, may she rest in peace

[erikahenningsen]

😃🎥 - Regina HCs. Bonus points for if it's in the context of cadina bc I won't stop my mission for fuel

😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

It's the little things. Cady wearing Regina's lacrosse jersey to school on game days. Watching a movie that Regina has seen 5,000 times but she gets to experience for the first time again because Cady's never seen it. Curling Cady's hair before school dances or just because. The other mathletes practically dropping to the floor when Regina kisses Cady after a competition.

🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

I think Regina's mom went through a phase where she tried to turn Regina into a child actor but she did not take direction well so she's just randomly in an episode of Law & Order from 2013.

Emoji + character for a headcanon

[marvelmaniac715]

One time before I was a teenager I was put on a very small dosage of steroids to combat a cold, and let me tell you, I was an emotional WRECK and I will certainly never do drugs. For the one week I was prescribed them, I:

Cried when someone told an objectively funny story

Yelled at my sister for never learning to drive

Binged Toddlers & Tiaras and Supernanny to yell at the parents as if they could hear me through my iPad

Broke down into tears when I didn't have enough gems to pay for an option in the game High School Stories

Essentially, I was very small and very angry, don't do drugs, kids XD. (Oh yeah and then there was the one time I was given morphine to combat some pain after an operation and I fell asleep in the middle of Despicable Me 2 and can't remember much else).

[mosaicfangs]

I feel like I need to draw Anemone in the most disgusting Snooki Jersey Shore-type fit imaginable, it feels right for her somehow

The entire SeaWing royal family is in on the TV deal I think. The Real Princes Of Deep Palace type shit. History Channel """documentaries""" about the massacre and Albatross' ghost. Coral and Gill Plus 36? I'll stop

OH GOD NEMMY GOING ON THE SEAWING EQUIVALENT OF LIKE JERRY SPRINGER OR ELLEN TO ANNOUNCE SHE'S A LESBIAN-

[angelsaxis]

Yes children should not be sexualized but there are some outfits that were designed exclusively with Sexy Adult Women in mind and putting something made entirely of strings and two pieces of actual fabric on a child is still Bad and idk why we can't have a conversation about this without people saying you're being the weird one for not liking outfits you'd expect on IG baddies to be on 3 year olds. Why are they sizing down IG baddie clothes. Before asking why an adult is rightly uncomfortable with the way some girls clothing looks ask yourself why these fashion companies are dead set on making girls clothes as small thin and revealing as possible (and why it's very clear they'd never dream of doing that with boys clothing)

[gayvampyr]

how many “diverse” beauty pageants and competitions do we have to have before people realize they’re fundamentally flawed and need to be abandoned altogether

[thepeacockangel]

My Favorite Episodes Of Toddlers and Tiaras

Is the one where the little girl is like "I'm doing this because you said if I won you'd take me to a snake farm" and then she won.

[surely-sims]

this Gut

[cleopatrachampagne]

after the new episode i feel like i really need to see a spin-off special called little miss moonshine in which baby colin robinson goes up against the nadja doll in a child beauty pageant.

a well-trained raccoon in a dress wins but, ultimately, as with all child pageants, everyone involved loses including the audience.

[jellybracelet]

i can't stop watching this show helppp

[femmefurina]

My therapist: Sims 4 Alpha CC toddlers aren't real, they can't hurt you

Sims 4 Alpha CC toddlers:

[cauldronoflove]

what they dont tell you abt cutting your hair comparitively extremely short after having long heavy hair all your life is that you will spend so much time making it stick straight up in the air and do little flips. alice cullen to ace ventura and back again like a prehistoric human discovering fire

[aura-draws-things]

I put every evil old disney villain woman into a blender in order to create her

[thekidsarentalright]

sometimes i think abt the fact that i was like Insanely Obsessively into fob since the literal second i got into them (it's only gotten more intense the longer i've been into them) and just thought that level of fixation was normal. like, everyone can literally only ever think about one singular interest of theirs, right? everyone gets disproportionately upset if they Can't think/talk about only that interest 24/7, right???? like no babygirl that's just autism 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[lily-orchard-archives]

June 19, 2023