#toit nups

[nuge]

(not at barrie’s toit nupz but is at someone else’s nups)

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have all actually said. In real life.

(Part 12) (wow it’s been a while since I did one of these)

Wylan, about Marie Curie: I cried a little, it’s not every day you see your hero’s tomb

Jesper: My hero’s still alive, so I’d cry if I saw my tomb.

Nina: I feel like my moods range from “I don’t deserve to sit on a chair” to “I am akin to god but better”

Jesper: I briefly had Thoughts™️ but now I can’t remember them

Jesper, referencing B99: We’re toit nups

Matthias, very quietly and sincerely: I hope not. I don’t want to marry you

Jesper, very offended: *scoffs* I’ll have you know I am prime marriage material!!

Wylan, sipping a carton of juice that says apple on the front: … this isn’t apple juice.

Jesper: what is it?

Wylan: It’s like… apple and pear or something

Jesper, laughing: that’s so specific, I thought it was gonna be like orange juice or something

Wylan: No, no, it’s not apple juice! I know these things, I’m an apple juice connoisseur

Nina: All of my essays point to feminism and anti-classism and honestly that’s very accurate

Nina: I am, in fact, a commie who loves women and I think that’s very real and valid of me

[loveyouanyway]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JAKE AND AMY!! TOIT NUPS

[darling-i-fancy-you]

Don’t You - Ron/Hermione

My second entry to the @cruelsummer-ficfest is now finished and uploaded!

Having so much fun with this event!

To read my latest fic please follow this link - AO3

Snippet:

I can’t do it Ron, I’m sorry. I’m staying here with my parents.

He still had the letter in a box under his bed at the Burrow, the words along the creases had faded into nothing from the countless days he had spent unfolding it and re-folding it, trying to understand how she just wasn’t coming back. 

(Alternate Account is toit-nups)

[newtonsheffield]

In the words of Jake Peralta:

“Oh Amy, These nups might be too toit.”

[dearreader]

TOIT NUPS

[paradisetemporarilymisplaced]

How do I explain to my partner that I cannot use the knot dot com to make our wedding website bc I have terminal brain rot due to my knowledge of the omegaverse

[mimibunny46]

Happy Valentine’s Day @storyinmyeyes!!

[drieduppaint]

when the nups are toit af

[catearphanatic]

The toitest of nups

Original Post

[jigztogo]

Brooklyn Nine Nine

[tadpole137]

I’m crying I’m rewatching b99 and Rosa came out

[lost-as-alice--mad-as-a-hat-blog]

Brooklyn nine nine hass ruined the word nice for me, like i can't just say nice anymore I have to say noice, and I sound like a tool but it's so funny. Also I can't just say cool, I have to say it like 52 times, so be warned if you watch Brooklyn nine nine you will end up saying all of these words/phrases (but is totally worth it):

- Noice

- Smort

- Bingpot

- Cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

- Toit nups

- BONE!

- Yippie kayak other buckets

- Title if your sex tape

😂😂😂

[greenlight]

I didn’t realizes how many Swifties are 99 stans like me and tbh this is so toit. What a wonderful crossover of fandoms.

[darling-i-fancy-you]

THOSE NUPS WERE THE GODDAMN TOITEST

[can0n-fodder]

One of my favorite things about Brooklyn Nine Nine is all the gross sexist sitcom tropes that the writers intentionally DO NOT use. Jake is just as excited as Amy about their wedding, about the cake and the cards and the venue and the number of bathrooms that will be available to the guests. He isn’t tromping around like a half drugged gorilla rolling his eyes at his fiancé and insisting he “doesn’t care about all that”. Pretty much every sitcom I’ve ever seen presents men as being artistically and sentimentally empty, like a “real man” couldn’t/wouldn’t possibly care about wedding decorations or invitation cardstock. Jake cares, he’s got opinions...because his nups are going to be toit!