My Dream/Nightmare Blunt Rotation From Various Cosmere Series
Dream/Nightmare blunt rotation list requested by @waywardtoxotes
1. Stormlight Archive
Dream Rotation: Eshonai, Adolin, Rock, Shallan
Eshonai for delight and wonder, Adolin for good vibes and a sense of safety, Rock for excellent food and joviality, and Shallan for puns and good conversation.
Nightmare Rotation: Amaram, Nale, Lezian, Gavilar
Amaram is simply the worst, of course. Nale is the worst and ALSO a cop, so no one is having fun with him there. Lezian is an unstable murderer, so that's probably self-explanatory. Gavilar is like the Elon Musk of the Cosmere, thinking that he's cool and that his ideas are fire when neither of those things are true, and I do not want to hang out with him.
2. Elantris
Dream Rotation: Sarene, Raoden, and Kiin
I think Sarene & Raoden would be fun to smoke with, but I need someone else there so I don't feel like an awkward third wheel. Kiin would be jolly I think--and like with Rock, the snacks will be good.
Nightmare Rotation: Dilaf.
Doesn't matter who else is there. If Dilaf is there, the vibes are rancid.
3. Mistborn: Era 1
Dream Rotation: Vin, Allrianne, Tindwyl
Listen I just want to smoke weed with the ladies of Mistborn Era 1 and I will not apologize for it.
Nightmare Rotation: Elend's Philosophy Circle
I'm so sorry to this man, but I feel like they would just talk endlessly about politics and the Ideal State and I personally would find it annoying and insufferable. I still love you, Elend!
4. Mistborn: Era 2
Dream Rotation: Wayne, MeLaan, Marasi
Wayne & MeLaan: lots of ridiculous fun. They definitely know their drugs and want the vibe to be good. Marasi is there to make sure that Wayne & MeLaan don't take anything too far and/or don't just spend the whole time making out. I know Marasi is also a cop but I like her vibe with Wayne.
Nightmare Rotation: Wax, Telsin, Edwarn
Wax is not the problem here. But I just got chills imagining somehow being in a blunt rotation with Wax and his immediate family. It's all of the icy, rancid vibes of an awkward holiday dinner only everyone is smoking and it is not helping anyone relax.
5. Warbreaker
Dream Rotation: Lightsong, Blushweaver, Siri, Susebron
It's a Cosmere setting, so it will probably not turn into a weird orgy. But seriously, everyone of these characters would be fun to hang out with on their own, and all together it is a party.
Nightmare Rotation: Vasher, Vivenna, Parlin
Listen, Warbreaker Vivenna would be largely insufferable and would be determined to prove that she is not being affected by the weed even though she definitely is. That could maybe be okay on its own, but add Vasher for doom & gloom and Parlin for sitting quietly while Vivenna is vaguely mean to him, and you got a bad time.
6. Tress of the Emerald Sea
Dream Rotation: The whole damn ship (after Crow leaves; sorry Crow)
Give me a ship-wide party where everyone has just had dinner and now they're kicking back and passing around hopefully more than one blunt because there are a lot of Dougs.
Nightmare Rotation: The whole damn ship (but Crow is there)
Nothing destroys a party like the presence of that one person (who is actively trying to turn you into a murderer in order to control you; you know how it is)
7. Yumi and the Nightmare Painter
Dream Rotation: The Akane Squad
Akane, Tojin, Masaka, and Izzy? Lots of fun to smoke with, I have to imagine. Yumi will hopefully be there as well, and Nikaro can come post-reconciliation. Wait...let's have Design come too because she would LOVE experiencing weed. Hoid is there too but in coatrack form. I guess I just want to hang out with ALL of the Yumi characters!
Nightmare Rotation: Liyun.
Except Liyun. Fuck Liyun.
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Metamorphosis by Truthwatcher_Vez
Rated Teen, 3000 words, Masaka/Izzy
Human girls liked cute things. Masaka liked cute things. …And Izzy, with her bleached-blonde hair and heart-shaped face and often-smiling lips, was very, very cute.
“I’m going to date an alien or two,” Izumakamo announced to the rest of the group, who were all gathered at their regular table at the Noodle Pupil noodle shop. She lifted her chin in determination. “It’s in my dramascope. I’d never date one who isn’t hot.”
Shocked silence fell all around the table. Tojin, Akane and Yumi were all staring at Izzy. Masaka was staring too, but for entirely different reasons.
Izzy was always saying startling, outlandish things. It was part of her personality. So it shouldn’t have been surprising that she’d used the news about the spaceship launch to share her opinions. But this.... Masaka felt a little dizzy at the revelation.
Izzy wants to date an alien?
Akane recovered first. “Your logic, Izzy, is… um....”
“Terrible?” Tojin spoke up.
“I was looking for something more politic.”
“Allegedly terrible?”
“You’ll see,” Izzy continued, completely unphased by their reactions. “When I have both a handsome alien hunk and a curvy alien knockout fighting over me.”
Masaka continued to stare at her, unable to look away. Alien… and female....
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Références d'oeuvres qui m’ont marquée
1 - Morozko
Film russe réalisé par Alexandre Ru en 1964 inspiré du conte éponyme…
2 - Genious Party Beyond - Oeuvre collective - Segment Tojin Kit
Image extraite d’un court métrage de Tatsuyuki Tanaka
3 - illustration de Heinrich Kley
Publié dans la revue simplicissimus d’Albert Langhen vers la fin du XIXème et le début du XXème siècle…
4 - Alice
Film stop motion réalisé par Jan Svankmajer en 1988…
5 - Les triplettes de Bellevile
Film d’animation réalisé par Sylvain Chomet en 2003…
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