#tom nook x crazy redd

[space-owl]

These two idiots are the death of me I swear

Bonus:

[demiboydemon]

Weird Animal Crossing Headcanons!

Tom Nook used to be married to Redd, now is dating KK Slider. He used to just have a crush on him, but after KK came to the island they got drunk on vacation juice and hooked up in the closed Able Sisters’ changing room, and other places after Sable caught them and kicked them out. The next morning, they talked about it and decided to take things slow. After meeting up every Saturday for a few months, they put labels on things. Timmy and Tommy who were so glad to see their Dad/Uncle happy, even though Tom Nook had to make up a sfw story about how they got together.

Redd is single, but still likes Tom Nook. He’s scornful and jealous that Tom has moved on. He always hopes that he will see him in his boat and want him back. It hasn’t worked yet, but he’s hoping if he keeps selling fake art, Tom will get mad enough to talk to him. Recently he came to tell Redd that he was welcome to sell his art on the regular part of the island as long as he didn’t claim the forgeries were real, but Redd told him to go fuck himself.

Blathers is married to Brewster. It was hard being long distance so Brewster decided to move to the island, too. Sometimes Blathers is self-conscious about how much he talks, but Brewster finds it adorable. Sometimes a family is a bird who talks too much and a bird who doesn’t talk enough.

Harvey, Harriet, Leif, and Pascal are in a polyamorous relationship with each other. Harvey and Harriet got together first, then they met Pascal and Leif. Harriet isn’t dating Pascal, but they are good friends. They’re currently a closed polycule.

Flick and CJ are dating. They were childhood best friends, then got together as teens. Now they live together in a 2 bedroom apartment. One of the bedrooms belongs to the bugs and fish. Flick doesn’t talk to his dad much, and people assume it’s because he’s homophobic. Really it’s because Nat loves eating bugs. Another example of politics destroying families 😔

Pelly moved on from Pete after she caught him pirating content from Phyllis’s Onlyfans. She’s now with a pelican named Pierre, who is a Boondoxian. Pierre is scared of Phyllis, as everyone should be.

Gracie is friends with benefits with Pavé and Resetti. She’s a dom and they’re into that.

Dr Shrunk’s wife wanted to open up their marriage and he agreed, but now regrets it. He talked to Dr Shrunk (his wife) about his regrets and she told him she wanted a divorce. He is having a midlife crisis, and now the only reactions he can teach are ‘heartbreak,’ ‘hefty child support,’ and ‘look at my exotic tattoo.’ This is why he is absent in New Horizons, as Nintendo didn’t think these reactions would be profitable. (Geez, show the man some compassion.)

Ankha is taking a break from dating after someone leaked her nudes. She went on a coffee date with Wisp once, but he was too much of a scaredy-cat for her.

Don Resetti has a crush on Beppe at OK Motors. They don’t see each other much, but every time they do is magical. A scrapped part of New Horizons was the player setting them up on a date in exchange for bells, but Nintendo decided against it.

Reese and Cyrus are happy as ever, and are that couple you mute on social media because they make you feel bad about your own love life.

Franklin used to have a Tinder, but deleted it after he only got messages from vore roleplayers. Speed dating hasn’t worked out well for him, either.

Gillivarr has an unrequited crush on Celeste. Celeste is the unrequited crush of many, many people.

Wardell and Niko are in a committed relationship after working together for years. Digby and Lottie had to make amendments to the HHA rule book because they were sick of the PDA.

Lloid is well-endowed, but he still has a difficult time with dating because it’s made of clay, and no size in the world can make up for that.

[cozmos-artz]

tom nook is kind of dramatic

[pepsispook13]

Me and my bitch wife

[chibifox2002]

Polyamorous Middle Aged Furrys

[crashtako]

I miss em

[bonnielover229]

redd: (“GAH w-why do you look so mad i haven’t done anything yet”)

mr. nook: (“i know it’s just the Presence that bothers me”)

I swear they fight like an old married couple

plus their ex’s🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡

[kyokittymeow]

He wants kisses, but he's just so smol aasdjdhdh 😩❤️❤️❤️

Anyway this is a redraw of this ⬇️

[shadybelievercat]

The OC belongs to my friend Toby! Her name is Willow and she’s the child of Tom and Redd

[wolfishcrossing]

About me & Rules

Hello peoples! My name is Surtsi!

So…

I have decided to start a blog about animal crossing characters being so obsessed about their darlings that they are willing to kill for them because… I can X)

I’m really just gonna write headcannons, one-shots, full fics and everything in between. I’m not the best of writers but I try ^^;

I haven’t been THAT into anything Yandere related until very much recently and after seeing some blogs on here and their readings, I just thought “Hey, what the heck? Let’s give it a shot!” so… ye.

I like animal crossing (cause I’m a fur-f*ck) have a strong liking to the wolf gals like Freya, Audie, and Whitney. So, why not write them being crazy? Of course, there are many other characters I’d like to write about, too! ^^

—RULES—

- This is an animal crossing themed blog so that is all I’m gonna write about. (At least for now) - If you are uncomfortable with dark or nsfw themes please… go away. Blacklist if you have to. - If you’re a minor, I’d recommend clicking away, too. Though, if not, at least blacklist anything I tag with “nsfw”. Please. - I mainly prefer to write about female Yandere’s - I mainly prefer to write about the actual villagers. So people like Tom Nook and Redd I’m most likely never gonna write about but there are many other blogs that do. - Requests are open ^w^ (Till I say otherwise) -While you can request technically any character you want, that doesn’t mean I’ll write them. Mainly because there are hundreds of them and I obviously don’t know them all. Though, I’m willing to do a little research for them if they spark my interest. THINGS I WILL WRITE ABOUT: _____ Murder Kidnapping Drugging Stalking Torture Jealousy Abuse Fighting NSFW BDSM Degradation Dub-con Non-con _____

THINGS I WON’T WRITE ABOUT

_____ Children Pedophilia Suicide Self-harm Necrophile Eating Corpses Drinking Blood Pregnancy _____

If you don’t see anything written on here then don’t hesitate to ask ^^ I know I didn’t write EVERYTHING down, just some basic ideas.

Also, while anything Yandere-themed is going to be death, destruction, and dark, I don’t all mind writing very innocent stuff like lots of cuddling, hand-holding, genuine affection, etc.

Anyway, that’s about it for now. Have a 🍪 if you made I this far.

[kiku070]

the shit i do when i don't sleep at night

[yandere-ac]

Okay but like, I find it so funny how reddnook shippers took one look at the recent trailer where Redd sits next to Tom and all collectively went

They🥺They’re sitting next to each other🥺

Like god bless

[cozmos-artz]

i care them

[girlboygilliontidestrider]

oh would you look at that? tom the dom

(this was a smol fanart for an amazing artist on twitter

(@ violainebriar ) (i recommend checking them out!!! they are AMAZINGG AHH!!)

[reagansfunkyart]

Ex husbands 🦊💰🦝

[boncorner]

The hidden lore and stigma against yōkai in the AC universe tho