#tommy shelby shitposts

[evita-shelby]

plz do some funny headcanons for tommys search history-

I hc that tommy is the type to use duckduckgo andnhabe his internet browser on that don't save history mode out of paranoia.

But here are some based on s1

Liquor stores near me

(liquor store name) hours

Pubs near me

Garrison tavern hours

Arthur shelby garrison tavern owner(just to see his picture and contact info on google after they buy it)

Farrier near me

Lee farrier reviews

Lizziestark onlyfans

Onlyfans forgot email password help

Tuxedo rentals near me

Are calls to 999 anonymous

gift shop open midnight

Grace Burgess Instagram

Ulster volunteer forces

Grace burgess ulster volunteer twitter

Grace burgess parler

How long does an ambulance take to come brimingham

Birmingham uk ambulance time

Funeral homes near me

[rysko]

This, but as Peaky Blinders

did this instead of going to sleep, bon apetit

[graveyard---dolly]

Welcome to the Peaky Blinders fandom (EDITED)

[noah-shin]

Ok, listen

Imagine Yn somehow time traveled to peaky blinder's time and saw Tommy saving her by killing someone. And she is like "slayyyyy bitch" .By now Thomas Shelby is so confused wtf is slay and astonished at her courage to call him a bitch. Guess who is gonna be killed next ......

[agentidiot]

no but hear me out. alfie/tommy/luca.

[divinekangaroo]

alfie's actually deep in antagonistic destructive love with closeted arthur

[normalaboutcemeraldduo]

Pinned post time babey

Alr so.

You guys can just call me emerald (I’m too lazy to think of a better fake name)

My pronouns are he/it + some others

I love making headcanons. Dude. Please send me headcanon requests for any dsmp character and about any topic.

Some characters and duos that I am especially normal about (<- lies)

C!Technoblade

C!Philza

C!Tubbo

C!Wilbur Soot

C!Eret

C!Georgenotfound

C!Quackity

C!Fundy

C!Tommy

C!Slimecicle

C!Ranboo

C!Niki

C!Emerald duo (Phil and techno)

C!Beeduo (Tubbo and Ranboo)

C!Tnt duo (Wilbur and Quackity)

C!Peer pressure (Techno and Ranboo)

C!Bedrock bros (Tommy and Techno)

C!Clingyduo (Tommy and Tubbo)

C!Bench trio (Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo)

C!Crimeboys (Tommy and Wilbur)

Idk their duo name but puffy and niki

C!Dapduo (Slimecicle and Quackity)

C!Sunshine duo (Techno and Niki)

C!Allium duo (Tommy and Ranboo)

And a LOT more. I have a problem /hj

Tagging system:

Just shitposts that’re unrelated: #emeraldsillyposting

Specifically mutual related posts: #emeralds moots!!

Headcanons: #emeralds headcanons

Dsmp rambles: #emerald rambles

Dsmp analysis: #emerald analysis

Ask box stuff: #emerald asks

I’ll probably add more idk

DNI/DNF/BFYI + other important info under the cut

BFYI:

I ship some of these characters/duos (emerald, tnt, bee, puffy/niki, and dap are really the only ships on here) , I DO NOT SHIP CCS.

I’m a minor (16-18), if you are 18+ you can int but don’t dm me

I’m autistic, and have other neurodivergencies. I will be using tone tags a lot, and I also need tone tags. Please don’t infantilize me because of this

Please please please just don’t send me /neg stuff about anyone unprompted (cc dream is an exception /hj)

This blog is not for discourse or drama at all, it’s just for me to be silly

I do reserve the right to not answer asks

I will just block people without warning.

I’m queer and trans, and will likely talk about it. I also headcanon a lot of characters as queer and trans

DNI/DNF:

Wilbur supporters

If you ship ccs/poppy(blr/twt/whatever)/proshippers

Cc Dream/Dteam fans, stans, and supporters

Under 14 and over 21

Dream smp antis, I don’t want to deal with y’all

People who fake claim ANYONE. I will not tolerate that, you can’t tell if someone’s faking anything from a tumblr post

NSFW blogs, especially about ccs, but also about anything really

Any cc’s who might by chance find this blog /lh, if you do interact idrc but also it feels better if you just Don’t

TERFs. Fuck all the way off. Trans people exist

General dni (homophobia, racism, etc.)

I DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR SOOT. FUCK HIM AND WE SUPPORT SHELBY HERE. HE CAN PRY C!WILBUR FROM MY COLD FUCKING DEAD HANDS, THAT CHARACTER IS MINE NOW AND NOT HIS.

Note: this entire post is subject to change, please keep that in mind! I will post about it if it does change ^^

[marvelassassin221b]

Me, about start a new game/movie/series: okay, this time I'm not going to be obsessed with it. Nope.

Also me, not after a day, surrounded by stuff from it, completely obsessed with the characters and plot, reading fanfictions till 3 am: ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

[saintshelby]

Took this post and made it worse :)

[evita-shelby]

Hola, July!!

Based on your last hc, I need to know what kind of pictures Tommy has on his Pinterest.

❤️❤️.

Made a moodboard instead lol

Tommy’s pinterest aesthetic

[rysko]

Textposts! Get your peaky textposts!!!

[graveyard---dolly]

One of the few good things SK did: giving Tommy a bi panic

[noah-shin]

Fuck me daddy

[agentidiot]

tommy shelby in s1 so small i fucking can’t he’s my baby he’s like a kitten hE SMILES OH MY GOD IM NOT OKAY

[kafeinated]

new kink unlocked

[stillnoonecares]

Enjoy and reblog if you like