#tony Tangredi

[transwicky]

Tango is smarter than people think. He asks questions because he's curious. Not because he's dumb. Sure some things he's kinda dumb on, he's not a GENIUS, like building things and like, computers, but he is smart, he just likes to learn new things!! And he picks things up fast.

Dex notices that rather quickly.

It starts when Tango asks about how the oven works. Dex huffs, asks why he wants to know, and Tango's response is "I'm curious. My brothers never taught me how to fix stuff, they just did it themselves."

Dex sighs because little brothers and such gotta stick together, right? So he teaches Tango. He expects Tango to not remember much of it.

But next time, Tango pokes his head in and says "Dex I think the oven's [broken thing] broke again."

Dex has a biology project that he's struggling with. Whiskey and Foxtrot tell him to ask Tango. He reluctantly does.

His project is finished in two hours as Tango helps him and explains what he doesn't understand.

He decides to start hanging out with Tango more.

He learns Tango is on a scholarship, that he's the middle of 7 kids, and the first to actually go to college. He understands, sort of. He's 1 of 5, albeit the second youngest not the true middle child, and he's first to go to college too.

They bond over it.

Dex still thinks the "Bug Major" is really fucking weird though. Tango just grins when Dex makes a "thats gross" face when he rambles about a new bug.

[cowbeaus]

even with the amount of check please content i make steadily lowering, i will always stand by him being some brand of neurodivergent

[virgoscringe]

redraw of this tango and lardo :3

(my comms are opennn)

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Tango: Is that a jar of bees? Dex: You never know what you'll need on a roadie.

[uncleshits]

the thing about Tango is he didn't grow up with a dad but he doesn't have daddy issues but he accidentally collects mfs w daddy issues bc they all want to adopt him and be the father figure he didn't have

[lunar-nebulari]

Which members of SMH know where the the clitoris is.

It's the thing you never knew you needed to know. (Not including female characters because duh, of course they all know.) (Also feel free to debate or add others in the tags/comments.)

Main Crew:

Bitty: He's gay, but very in touch with women. Therefore I think he knows what it is, but he doesn't know where it is.

Jack: I feel, in my heart of hearts, that he knows where it is. He may be lacking in emotional intelligence, but I feel like that man knows how to please a person. No matter the genitals.

Shitty: Yes, of course. He's a feminist, it's his job to know where it is. He's out there pleasin' people with vaginas, and educating dumbass dudes that don't even know it exists.

Holster: According to Tumblr user @p-antalons he "100%" doesn't know where it is. Sorry buddy, guess your game isn't truly off the charts.

Ransom: I'm actually on the fence about him, he's a smart guy but he's also really fucking dumb. I'd say he's one of those guys that knows it exists but always fumbles in trying to find it.

Frogs:

Chowder: Yes, but his knowledge comes directly from Caitlin. He was very eager to learn tho.

Dex: Fuck, no.

Nursey: It's a no from me dawg. He seems like the kinda guy that thinks he's amazing and hits it every time, but that's so far from the truth.

Tadpoles:

Tango: He's got no braincells in him. He's got a good heart and would also be very eager to learn. But I think he spends a large majority of his life not knowing it even exists.

Whiskey: FLAMING homosexual. Knows nothing about female anatomy, but we love him anyway.

[wipbigbang]

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[princeteddy]

Okay so because i am predictable, i’m doing another narnia au (omgcp this time) but i am struggling so request help I have Jack-Peter Whiskey-Edmund I’m thinking Tango-Lucy? However Susan i’m not sure of so help please (maybe Ransom? or Holster??) (Kent is Caspian, because i can never not include my beloved)

[officialtangredi]

Admin Notes:

This is a roleplay side blog: follows will come from @darthlivion

Admin is 30.

All posts are from Tango unless tagged ooc

This is basically just Tango's Tumblr blog, though if someone wants to do story paragraph roleplay, just say so, bc I have most experience in that (it's been a long time though)

Asks are open, and anon is on

Most headcanons that are canon for this blog are probably gonna be found on my check please side blog, @transwicky ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I made this at like, 430 am and had to rush to work so fuck me ig lmao

That's essentially it. If people want an about page I'll do that eventually lol

This blog is set in the current year unless someone specifies that it's during his SMH years

[baselessomgcpheadcanons]

been a long time since any of us posted here… maybe it’s time to throw some more of my baseless ideas into the void

-el

(also, we still take submissions!)

[transwicky]

Ok, but autistic!Tango who doesn't understand a literal thing that everyone assumes is Common Knowledge, and probably is honestly, and he can tell that he doesn't Get It, but that it's Common Knowledge, and now he's suddenly afraid to ask a question, because he did the same thing in middle school and was bullied from then on all the way through high school, until coming to Samwell, and it's why he went to a college Far Away from home.

Lardo notices his small frown, the pinch in his eyebrows.

She waits until there's a moment with just them and looks at him and goes "It's a pop culture reference. From (Insert pop culture show/movie/book)."

Tango's lip wibbles, but he doesn't cry, and his eyes stay dry, but his voice cracks when he quietly says "Thank you."

Lardo shrugs, says no problem, but asks him why he didn't ask.

He admits he didn't get a reference to Captain America, of all things, in middle school, and got bullied until he moved to go to Samwell.

Lardo tells him to not ever worry about that: of the boys' chirping makes him feel bad, she'll handle it. He just needs to ask.

Tango asks Lardo things he genuinely doesn't get but knows is probably "common knowledge" for the rest of the year.

She answers everything, and if she somehow also doesn't know, she tells him, and they ask Ransom, who usually always knows.

But she also notices that Tango is smart, and is a pretty decent artist himself, and what is that very detailed bug you drew holy shit??

And Tango proceeds to infodump on her about this bug because he's been obsessed with not just that one, but all bugs, since he was 4.

And that's how Lardo learns her frog is a Biology Major and wants to study bugs.

And then whenever Tango asks her something, a bit worried he's being dumb about whatever he's asking, Lardo asks a question about a bug. Any bug. She asked about caterpillars and Tango got so excited and talked to her about it for almost an hour before Holster came downstairs, heard, and went "what the fuck, gross."

Lardo shouted "You're gross, asshole! This is fucking cool!"

Because it was.

She tells Foxtrot there's a mandatory "ask Tango about a bug at least twice a week" clause to her new job, and Foxtrot goes "weird but ok".

The first time Foxtrot does it sophomore year, Tango gets so excited that he nearly knocks her down.

[omgauplease]

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What You Will - Rated T - 8,251 words

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann

Summary: TWELFTH NIGHT OR, WHAT YOU WILL SAMWELL UNIVERSITY Director: Jack Zimmermann Stage Manager: Denice Ford

Audition Information

Date: Thursday, August 31, 2014 Time: 2pm - 6pm Where: Room 217 of Theater Building

Please bring a headshot and resume, as well as any known conflicts with weekdays 6pm - 10pm and Saturdays 12pm - 6pm from Monday, September 4, 2014 - Sunday, October 6, 2014.

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Won't Eat Crow (But It Might Eat You) - Rated T - 6,792 words

Featuring: William "Dex" Poindexter, Denice "Foxtrot" Ford, Tony "Tango" Tangredi

Summary: There was a woman covered in blood standing at the front of the room.

The sight of her was intense. It was grotesque. It was dramatic.

It was distracting Dex from his biology quiz.

For the Prompt: Where Dex is being pursued by an Irish deity very interested in working with him - either Brigid or the Morrigan off the top of my head, but I'm sure there may be others that are a good fit.

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nobody knows the trouble i've seen (glory, hallelujah) - Rated G - 5,468 words

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann, Kent "Parse" Parson/Jack Zimmermann, Eric "Bitty" Bittle & Jack Zimmermann

Summary: Where the red string of fate is something more like a noose, somehow they still find each other.

{A Southern Gothic AU where Jack died back in 2009 and Bitty can see ghosts - under narrow circumstances.}

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the whole world is all yours tonight - Rated T - 2,928 words

Featuring: Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter

Summary: Will would not describe the vibe backstage as chill, despite Derek’s numerous claims to the contrary.

Or, The Frogs are a boy band and it's opening night of their first national tour.

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[Podfic] Special Delivery - Rated T

Featuring: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann

Summary: Mailman Jack Zimmermann is used to attention from the little kids on his postal route. Being asked to attend a Mailman Jack-themed birthday party, well, that's a first.

Inspired by this Shitty Check, Please AU prompt: "jack is bitty’s mailman and bitty’s 6 yr old is in love with jack and always wants to greet him when he delivers the mail. recently divorced bitty has to pry his daughter away most days, even tho he himself feels the same."

Podfic of Special Delivery by RabbitRunnah.

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[virgoscringe]

tango and lardo doodles bc it’s been a sec 🏒🏒

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Tango: You can get high off nutmeg? Shitty: I can't say it's a particularly satisfying experience, but yeah.

[onetwistedmiracle]

I posted 381 times in 2022

44 posts created (12%)

337 posts reblogged (88%)

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I tagged 81 of my posts in 2022

#omgcheckplease - 4 posts

#writing - 4 posts

#omgcp - 3 posts

#fic rec - 2 posts

#metaphor - 2 posts

#beth cavener - 2 posts

#l'amante - 2 posts

#rabbit - 2 posts

#voteready - 2 posts

#alex/henry - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 85 characters

#why do i keep finding out about cool bands and musicians after they stop making music

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

manta comics?

I keep seeing ads for Under The Oak Tree on insta and wondering if it's any good? Since it costs money I am not interested unless it already has a real fanbase.

8 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#4

Tony "Tango" Tangredi? Is that you?

16 notes - Posted February 10, 2022

#3

Two legends of tennis.

35 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

#2

I am PRO CHOICE because a pregnant person should have AT LEAST as much bodily autonomy as a CORPSE.

163 notes - Posted May 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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365 notes - Posted February 2, 2022

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[carcasstohounds]

jack zimmermann is a friend to the geese. he respects them, they respect him. he can get close. they never hiss at him.

tony tangredi is, through no fault of his own, an enemy of the geese. they get in his path and his like it’s his fault. they bark at him when he’s trying to get to class. they steal his food and chase him around campus. it’s a terrifying life to live.