#too late for that

[misc-obeyme]

Been thinking about the whole “demons should act more like demons” discussion and… maybe accidentally wrote a drabble that turned into that but uh…

Anyway, what do you suppose that involves exactly? Because my first instinct was that the demons actively try to tempt/corrupt humans. Like the traditional purpose of demons is to tempt humans to sin so their souls end up in hell, right?

But then in canon we know demons will also eat humans.

So is demons being more demonic when they actively kill, eat, and/or tempt humans?

Or are we talking more about how they are amongst themselves? Like you think maybe they fight a lot? Perhaps originally it was every demon for themselves and so they might fight due to the competition of who can corrupt more souls?

I just think that considering it’s Diavolo’s entire goal to unite the three worlds, the demons can’t really do that stuff, you know? The human world won’t want to participate in such unity if the denizens of the Devildom are regularly tormenting them, right?

There’s also the fact that most humans seem to be ignorant of the Devildom & CR, so maybe the rule is you can do whatever you want as long as it’s not a human who knows stuff. Like sorcerers and what have you.

Who do you think Diavolo has been discussing unity with in the human world? Solomon? Various world leaders? Some kinda head witch? What school did the demon exchange students go to? The Sorcerer’s Society perhaps?

I shouldn’t be thinking about this stuff it’s gonna make me spiral.

[soobinies]

ONE DREAM.TXT :: EP. 2 - MY FAVORITE MOMENTS

[abstractkind]

[valleynix]

Oh no nix is cooking… EVERYONE SCATTER BEFORE OUR HEARTS BREAK

HEHE 👹👹

[metrixnos]

(WIP) i like the reflection in the gold crown :]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

As someone entering the Jack fandom, can I ask...who's EJ?///

Don’t worry about it, run as far away from the fandom as you can and just watch from the sidelines it will be more peaceful

[juieon]

i should have studied architecture

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

[spinejackel]

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.

i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes

[catskullery]

[eyanin]

Seasonal bows 🌸🌿🍂❄️

[threeheartts]

me lately once again