not enough spoons to shoplift today
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man . i didnt realize i was one of those absurdly small and decorative lemonade bottles thats carbonated and you don't realize it until you carried it around all day and you're so excited to have some toofancy overpriced lemonade as a treat and it pisses and explodes everywhere and it's way stickier than you expected and like a third of the bottle is left so you can't even savour it because it's like .75 fluid ounces . except it's anger and not lemonade
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Art, Sculptures & other fancy shit 🙃 #EuroTrip #TravelMemory #versaillespalace #VersaillesArt #VersaillesDecor #VersaillesFrance #TooFancy #MarbleSculptures #ReligiousArt #chateaudeversailles #versaillestourisme (at Versailles, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/COx0k4jpyTs/?igshid=1qorlu070360h
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Did I really make a post just to apologize for not posting?
Did I really make a post just to apologize for not posting? God, it makes me feel like one of those big-name “influencers” who have to put stuff out every four hours so they don’t lose their subscribers. You’d think I was on Twitter or something. I’ve always hated Twitter, You can’t say anything that means anything in the characters they give you, and they always make it about followers. I mean, you’ve got people that don’t post anything real at all, they just repost stuff other people’ve said, and they’ve still got thousands of people following them. And you have an address or something, I never did know what it’s called, but you have your name, and then you have this other name that’s completely different, and nobody’ll tell you what it’s for. Mostly I think it’s just there to look fancy, like how fancy restaurants have a bunch of forks and things, but Twitter isn’t fancy.
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Fancy restaurants be like 𝐁𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓 🅂🅃🄰🅈 🄵🅄🄻🄻 They’re expensive too! * * * * #fancy #toofancy #fancyrestaurant #bonappetit #stayfull #chefsmithhhk #heavenshealthykitchen #veganhsv #huntsvillevegan #ihearthsv #huntsvilleal #huntsvillealabama #huntsvegan #hsv #yummy #feedyoursoul #startup #eattoliveandlivewell #food #healthiswealth #eattolive #blackownedbusiness #healthyentrepreneur #plantbased #vegan #govegan #veganlove #healthylifestyle #veteranownedbusiness #entrepreneur (at Huntsville, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/By74NQJlG-H/?igshid=ut72lygu3xyr
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The interior of these casinos are out of this world 🤩🤩🤩 ⠀⠀ ———————————— Shot on #ShotOniPhone #iPhone7 Edited on #LightroomCC using #iPadPro . . . . . . . #visitmacau #macau #macao #discovermacau #macauig #travelmacau #澳门 #casino #casinoland #shopping #247 #247city #casinointeriors #toofancy #onlyiPhone #travelwithiphone #travelingram #traveldeeper #PassionPassport #lr_travel #TravelStoke #exploremore #goexplore #seetheworld #travelislife (at Macao, China) https://www.instagram.com/p/Buk0Y2ugff9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f2hzbzlm1rm1
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When you ask for lashes at Sephora and the give you THE MOST. #toofancy #nosuchthing
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This Yum Cha place is WAY too fancy for me right now but I’ve already committed myself by buying a beer..... . . . . . . . #yumcha #chinese #food #toofancy #opps #madeamistake #toolate #help #halp #assistancerequired
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What's more fun than a spontaneous car ride to MacDonald's in an overly fancy car? 😎 . #thedulcelife #mercedes #mercedesbenz #nightdrive #drive #speed #fast #fancy #toofancy #luxury #car #fancycar #notmycar #car2go #lol #night #spontaneous #itstheweekend #weekend #letsgo #nice #fun #cool #yyc #cargoals #moneygoals #niceride #ineedthis
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Watching the rain and thinking how she will make me walk her everywhere and not pee #shehatesrain #rosieruth #toofancy #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #coonhounds #coonhoundsofinstagram #treeingwalkercoonhoundsofinstagram #treeingwalkercoonhound #adoptdontshop
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#toofancyforme #toofancy #glamourcoatedmelons #statementjewelry #statementpiece #bowties #bowtiegang #bowtie #bowtiearecool #neckwear
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Inspiration #makesyouwanttowriteasong #inspired #automobile #toofancy #forslthough (at Maharagama, Sri Lanka)
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#TooFancy (at The Meritage Resort and Spa)
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The sneaker gods smiled on me today! These @supergausa @express #Fantasia lace-ups could give my fave slip-ons a run for the money except they might be #toofancy for everyday. #mylifeinshoes #finallyfriday (at Pasadena, California)
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Tfw your rental car uses radars to adjust cruise control when traffic slows #toofancy
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