#top gun maverick headcannons

[theg-unit]

rooster is BIG

Inspired mainly by this amazing fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/53421805/chapters/135212572 by SunMonTue. @tgmsunmontue on tumblr

A fun little fact is that of the original top gun 1986 cast, Goose is actually the tallest. (by only two inches but the tallest nonetheless)

Carol is not necessarily a small woman either, and her male family members are rather broad guys. All this culminates in young Bradley Bradshaw hitting age 15 and shooting up till he's a head taller than his Mavdad at 6ft. Everyone thinks thats the end of it that he'll really look like nick, tall runners build. But then he makes it to 20 and puberty gets a second wind. suddenly Rooster is 6'5" and fills out very solidly to be the tallest one in the family and the biggest. Slider thinks its hilarious that Rooster can now continue his tradition of just picking Pete up and carry him away from whatever Ice has asked him to retrieve him from.

Rooster doesn't utilise his build much. The oversized shirts, his tendency to slouch (to avoid hitting his head mainly) and unflappable demeanour mean that most of the daggers tend to write Brad off as a total teddy bear, and so, when maybe on a night out, they run into some trouble, Rooster narrows his eyes, slowly stretches up to his full height, cracks his neck as he rolls his shoulders that seem to now stretching his shirt... the daggers are suddenly reminded just how BIG Bradley is.

might continue this with a small fic idk. let me know? love you all!!

[drippingwetcat]

hey so after hearing a lot about the quiet on set documentary i made a collage for the child-star hangman headcannon i’ve had rattling around since i read exit music (for a film) on ao3

i might post the collage later if people are interested? i also have a few more collages for other head cannons cooking if anyone’s interested 😊

[jungle-angel]

Even more headcannons about Bob and his brothers

We all know that when Bob and his brothers are in the same room that they’ve all got some wild and crazy stories from on-the-job

For instance, Bob telling his brothers about how some cocky newbie got his just desserts when Bob did a barrel roll in the plane and made him puke

Michael was on the job one day and had been patrolling with his partner and had gotten a call that a liquor store had been robbed. They pulled over the suspected vehicle on a side of the highway and the idiots in the car must’ve gotten so nervous that the truck popped on accident......lo and behold, there in the trunk was the entire fucking liquor store (lol)

Sean and his team were responding to a fire call one night and ended up at this place which was a place that even the hardest partying frat boys had gotten sick of. They had apparently been doing some sort of stupid challenge that involved lighting their own farts on fire and had set the place up in smoke. Sean had been calling for backup when all of a sudden an occupant launched himself out the window, butt naked and completely baked, only to land on top of the firetruck

To say nothing of the fact that Sean got caught doin the dirty with his future wife on top of the truck while it was still at the station. They ended up hitching a ride to the scene but the chief ended up pulling the hose down with Sean’s clothes, his boxers, his glasses, the girl’s dress, her shoes and her panties still attached to the hose length. When you and Bob were at their wedding Bob, being the best man, told that story while he was toasting the newlyweds and it had everybody in stitches

Liam is a physical therapist who works with injured and disabled veterans to help them get back on their feet. One time he was helping a girl who was Air Force Para-Rescue and had fucked her leg up trying to load a guy into the rescue chopper. He, embarrassingly enough, had asked if he could check a muscle that was located dangerously close to her butt and she said “Check yes, but you’re paying for dinner afterwards”. She ended up marrying Liam about a year afterwards

Eugene owns a men’s suit store and a guy came in looking for a new purchase but had his little son with him. While he was helping the customer he noticed an oversized suit come off the rack and something scooting around under it. A minute later the little guy was shouting that a big suit monster had eaten him and he couldn’t get out

Joe is the only one who can keep his boys in line. Lord help Irene, she tries, but the minute Joe comes in booming, “YOU BUTTHEADS BETTER KNOCK IT OFF OR I’M COMIN IN THERE WITH A SHOE!!” they instantly shut up

And if Lowell gets involved?? They definitely shut up cuz Grandpa doesn’t mess around

You know that there’s never a dull moment with your in-laws

Because you and Bob will always find a reason to laugh at the stories they tell

[saltsicklover]

Stupid Music HC

Bob Floyd would unironically listen to Saving Jane.

He would know absolutely all the words to Supergirl. He would blame it on having sisters, but the truth is it's in his preflight playlist.

He would also be astonished when no one other than Halo knows about them. After that, he'd be playing it all the time through a little travel speaker.

Penny would play it at the Hard Deck too, because she and Amelia fuck with Saving Jane.

[topguncortez]

[ DISCUSSION ]  for our muses to talk about kinks and figure out their boundaries together with Jake and Shy! Wife, please, they are my favorites

Let's Talk About Sex - Jake Seresin x Shy!Wifey HC

warnings: sex, daddy kink, small lactation kink, size kink, virginity, brief mentions of threesomes, voyuerism, watching porn, mentions of sexuality, mutual masturbation, sex in public places, mentions of body hair, quickies, cum kink

note: I know you probably wanted a fic out of this, but the best I could give ya was a headcannon without it being 97000 pages long. I hope you enjoy!:) also I would love to dive more into Shy!Wifey's sexuality and how she navigates it with Jake. So don't be afraid to ask about that!

g's slumber party || opposites attract masterlist

Jake hated the saying "it's always the quiet ones," but in his experience. . . it usually was the quiet ones

When Y/N had met Jake, yes, she was a virgin. It wasn't that she was holding out for her wedding night to swipe her v-card. Sure, she was religious but she wasn't religious in the sense of "Sex before marriage is a sin."

For her, she just never felt comfortable going there or even thinking about going there with the guys she dated before Jake. Actually, for a while, she thought there was something wrong with her. She never got those warm feelings or that "rush of heat" to her core like the books said. Until she met Jake.

It still took Y/N some time to get totally comfortable with Jake. Their wedding night wasn't one straight from the romcoms and fairytales. It was a night of going slow, figuring out what she liked and what felt right. Y/N tried to fight through the pain she was in cause she wanted Jake to have a good time, but he could see her wincing. The night eventually came to a standstill with Jake refusing to go on because Y/N was near tears from the pain.

It also didn't help that Y/N was so in her head about how she looked. Should she have worn something sexier for him? Was her double chin showing? Should she have shaved or gotten waxed? Did Jake mind body hair or was this repulsing him?

The next morning, Jake sat her down and asked her "What do you like in bed?" All Y/N could do was shrug, meekly telling him "I don't know."

So, Jake suggested watching porn. He found a couple of amateur videos that he thought Y/N would like, and they watched them together. Y/N looked at them as though they were sex education videos while Jake was fighting off a stiffy the whole time.

"This? Gets your rocks off?" Y/N asked, looking at him. Jake couldn't help the boyish grin on his face, "Well. . . yeah. What about you? What do you like?" She took his phone from him, searching through the porn site until she found a video she liked. Jake was surprised to see it was two females, half naked and covered in oil.

Their second attempt at having sex together went better than the first. They had been doing some stuff together, mutual masturbation, oral sex, dirty text messages throughout the day, even the simple act of laying next to each other naked, getting comfortable with one another, all seemed to help. Their second attempt went much better than the first.

Ever so slowly, they started experimenting more and more. It started with doing more positions in bed, Y/N wanting to be on top to watch Jake's face as he came. Or her asking him to pull her hair. Or flipping herself over onto her stomach.

The first time "Daddy" slipped out of her lips, they both paused, both equally frightened and turned on. Jake felt his heart in his chest as he was trying to figure out what to do, but it was as if Y/N could read his mind, "Do that again, daddy, please." And who was Jake to deny her???

As if Jake couldn't get anymore possessive over Y/N. It was bad enough that she had his wedding ring on her finger, his last name as her own and the tattoo of his callsign on her ass. . . Jake also had to make sure she was stuffed full of him. He didn't know he could love the sight of her swollen cunt, dripping with cum.

"You like watching it, don't you?" Y/N asked, breathlessly as Jake's green eyes were looking between her legs. He smirked, leaning down and licking her, "Of course I do. . . Cause one of these days. . . I'm gonna get you so full of me, it'll knock you up."

Then, enter Baby Seresin number one, and their sex life totally changes. Not only does Jake develop a breeding kink seeing his wife grow and swell with his child, but his sex drive and Y/N's sex drive is through the roof. Quickies, anywhere and everywhere.

"Do you know how much trouble well get in if Penny finds us?" Y/N pants against his lips one night at the hard deck, "She'll forgive us once we tell her she is an honorary grandmother," Jake tugs down the top of her sundress, her swollen breasts popping out, "Fuck. . . look at you. Getting all ready to have my child. To be able to feed them. . . I love you like this," Y/N quickly slaps her hand over her mouth as Jake's tongue swirls her nipple before pulling it into his mouth.

[momentaryescape]

Dad Bob Floyd

a/n- HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! I know its almost over, but college and work are a pain in the ass...hopefully I am able to post more this year, but I don't want to make any promises. Anyway me and my amazing friend @rewrittenreality here texting like a month ago about if the tgm dagger squad boys became dads, this is the result of that. I hope y'all enjoy.

Bob was over the moon when he found out you found out you were pregnant. He would surprise you with flowers and a gift for your baby. When he found out that you would be having a girl we went into full girl-dad mode. He found matching outfits for the three of you to all match with once the baby was born. 

The day your baby was born Bob couldn't stop smiling. The first time he held her, he looked like his life was complete. You walked in more times than you can count to him just staring at your daughter with all the love he had.

As she got older he learned how to do her hair in various styles, and would dress her so they could twin. When her favorite movie was the little mermaid he started calling her “Flounder” and it stuck. The dagger squad started calling her that too, leading to her being the first baby dagger squad member to get a callsign. 

On her first day of school Bob woke up extra early to make her her favorite breakfast, and get her a small bouquet. And when it was time to drop her off you could swear that Bob cried more than her. 

He would talk to your belly just like he did in your first pregnancy, which you swear is why she is a  daddy's girls. But you didn’t mind, you loved your husband any your daughter more than anything else.

When you found out you were pregnant, and that it was another girl, you couldn't wait for Bob to find out. He was on deployment when you learned of the second Floyd baby. When he got home he looked confused at your daughter's shirt. It read “big sister”. When it clicked he looked back and forth between her shirt and you before pulling you into a tight hug. When you told him it was another little girl he told you he was excited to be a girl dad again. So the matching outfits were updated to include another baby. And just like before, when your younger daughter’s favorite movie was Zootopia, he started calling her “Bunny”.

Bob was meant to be a girl dad. He made sure to raise them with all the love possible. He told you everyday that you were the best thing to happen to him, and that you made him the happiest man in the world.

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Masterlist

[whohasthecards]

Bradley, Bob, & Jake as Brothers

Just imagining the dynamic if these three because of the Dagger Squad and Mav and Ice began started to bond.

Bradley: An only child who was suddenly given 2 baby brothers.

Goose and Carol's only son, became a Mama's boy

After Goose died, the class of '86 helped chip in to raise him, meaning before they settled in with their own families he got the attention of so many uncles.

Mav of course took the most active role, basically being the father-figure to Bradley after Goose died. Bradley sees him more as a dad than Goose, that's why it hurt so much when Mav pulled his papers.

Then suddenly, the mission happened, they turn into a permanent squadron, and wow is Mav bringing Jake and Bob around more and more.

Hmmm, so Bob's former squadron giving him some trouble? No they're not.

Goddammit, Jake, give that back, right now!

Bradley: Hangman's the worst, selfish prick (Jake ate his leftovers). Some guy: Yeah, the guy's a fucking selfish assho- Bradley: What the fuck did you just say?

Bob: The youngest child given an older brother that actually pays attention to him and a younger brother that he needs to protect.

Big age difference between him and his siblings, he's the baby, was born when his siblings were already teenagers and young adults, focused on their own lives than him.

He was spoiled and loved by his family though, but they couldn't give him a lot of time and attention. His siblings were building their own lives, his parents were getting older, and he was an "easy kid". Bob was quiet, easy to please, easy to ignore.

When he said he wanted to join the Navy, his family was not supportive and doubted his ability. Deeply hurt him.

Then Bradley came, who would actually listen to him. Ruffle his hair and offer to hang out with him. They would play instruments together and stuff. Who defended him against his former squadron when they were making fun of him.

Then there was Jake who loved poking fun at him, but never in a mean way. Who would forget to eat when he was busy or having fun, making him have to shove fruit snacks in his mouth. Who would simultaneously teach and make fun of him when playing pool.

Bob: Come on, Rooster, not the hair (Bob rolled his eyes as Bradley ruffled his hair) Bradley: Awww, you're taking after Jakey, caring about your hair so much. Bob: Well, we actually want to look presentable (scrunches his nose at Bradley's Hawaiian shirt) Bradley: How rude.

Jake: The forcibly responsible, yet ignored middle-child, being given 2 older brothers who are protective of him, and finally gives him the chance to be free.

Jake is the middle child, have two older siblings and one younger sibling. His parents were neglectful, did not care enough.

He and his siblings used to be tight, but due to circumstances falls apart.

His older brother is a Navy SEAL, but suffers from PTSD, when he's on leave, he gets into trouble and drinks too much. He has to bail his brother out a couple of times.

His older sister began to be distant, he doesn't know where she is, she sends money and calls every now and then, but she started a new life. Whenever Jake asks for help, she refuses, claiming that Jake is strong and smart enough, that he can do it. (Jake simultaneously can't blame her and is resentful of her)

His younger sister needs financial support since she's just a teenager, she's in college right now and Jake is extremely proud of her. Just lonely as well. She's doing well for herself, Jake wants to protect her innocence. He acts more like her dad than their dad ever was.

Jake always has to be the rock, steady and strong. He's just tired.

He's a twenty-something, and he wants to be a twenty-something, careless and free. Fuck up and have fun every once in a while.

Then Bradley and Bob comes in.

He can't help but allow himself to play around with them, mess with them, tease them. They make him let his guard down, it's fun being around them, he's not responsible of them outside of being their teammate.

And they actually pay attention to him, and dote over him. He grumbles about them being overprotective or being too much of a mother hen, but he's sad whenever they hesitate to ruffle his hair, wondering if they were overstepping.

Maybe one day, he'll tell them about his family.

Jake (sinks 8-ball in): HAH! I won this game Bobert, pay up Bob (rolls his eyes as he pushes the cup of peanuts towards Jake): Eat up, you mean. Bradley (Ruffles Jake's hair): You gotta let him win once in a while. Jake (pouts): But how will he learn? And plus, how else would I be able to get some peanuts?

[29625]

He (Mav) was a “I sleep like a body in a morgue and sometimes sleep with my eyes wide open and scare the shit out of Goose because he thinks I’m catatonic” boy, and he (Sli) was a “I talk in my sleep, staring Ice dead in the eyes and say shit like ‘I hear voices’ in the middle of the night” boy

Can I make it anymore obvious? (they begin dating and continue to scare the shit out of each other with their antics for the next few decades until the death do them apart)

[sparrowstarsandsorrow]

Saw this template and these 4 immediately came to mind

[fandoms--fluff]

Hcs for being Natasha “Phoenix’s” sister from top gun?

Being Phoenix's Sister Headcannons

She's five years older than you but holds that over you from time to time

You met Bradley and Jake after her Top Gun class graduation

Bradley treats you as his own little sister

And Hangman annoys you to no end, to which you annoy him right back

You've also got a flying license, you're just not a naval aviator

Nat and Bradley taught you how to fly an F-14 in sligjt combat, that was a week after their top gun grad.

Under no circumstances does Phe let you use the stove or the oven. She barely let's you use the microwave without her watch when she's state side

^Which is fair, considering the amount of fires you've had to extinguish

You live off a bunch if vending machine food at the top gun base

And that's how you met your sister's CO, Pete Mitchell, for the special detachment her, Bradly and jackass (aka Jake) were called back for. He caught you kicking the vending machine since it stopped half way through, not dropping the bag of chips you paid for.

To which you guys had a pretty good conversation together, forgetting to mention you're not an actual aviator.

He didn't learn about who you are until after the suicide mission. He saw you and Nat huh each other tightly after everyone got back state side, on the beach. Everyone was relaxing on the beach after the huge excitement that had happened.

Nat introduced you to him as her little sister, and you chuckled as his mouth gaped in surprise.

Everyone watches as you throw one of the footballs they brought at Hangman after him insulting your sister.

^Bradley giving you a fistbump and Nat sighs while trying to hide her smile.

You, Nat and Halo have a big sleepover movie night, just the three of you girls. Halo taking a liking to you, seeing a lot of Nat in you.

You 'borrow' a bunch of Nat's navy sweaters and wear them around the base and the Hard Deck, seeing how many people will belive that you're in the Navy.

You and Penny become good friends at the bar

^you learn some (a lot of) dirt on Maverick from her

Bradley explains to you about his relationship with Maverick and you may or may not have smacked him upside the head about how he cut connection with the man

^to which he agreed he deserved

The whole dagger squad now treat you as their baby sister and you can't go anywhere without 'protection' aka one of them.

You love your big sister to death, when you were younger you wanted to be just like her. Strong, loyal, pretty and much more.

Amelia and you become good friends, you like a mentor to her and teaching her about different flight maneuvers with model planes, everything you learnt from Nat and Bradley...and maybe....maybe Jake.

[hard-deck-confessions]

After his mother, Bradley’s favorite person was always Maverick. His earliest memory was sitting on top of the piano at Kansas City Barbeque while his dad and Mav belted out a less than beautiful rendition af Great Balls of Fire and then being carried out dozing off in Mav’s arms. Although, he's not sure if he really remembers that day or if he can just picture it so vividly because Mav talked about it so often. Mav talked about a lot of memories with Goose. He told some stories so much, Bradley had them memorized word for word.

Mav was a constant in Bradley's childhood. He made sure he was there for every birthday, every Christmas, and on the anniversary of Goose's death he always took Bradley and Carol out for the night. If he was on land near by, he was there every Wednesday for family dinner—there was always an extra place set for Goose those nights.

When Bradley was in 3rd grade and didn't want to be in his school's Father's Day program, Mav dropped everything to be there, he didn't even bother to change out of his jumpsuit. He didn't care that he would face discipline for rushing off before debriefing; the look on Bradley's face when he saw Mav right next to his mom in the front row was enough to get him through a lifetime of reprimands.

Mav was the one who taught Bradley to ride a bike. He put band-aids with (somehow) poorly drawn smiley faces on every scraped knee and elbow during the very long process because, while Bradley might have been a natural pilot, biking did not come as easy. Mav took him to ball games on the weekends in the summer when he could and made sure he had the best swing on his little league team. He helped him fix up Goose’s old truck and then taught him to drive it. He never lost his temper, but instead laughed every time Bradley stalled it.

“Damnit!” Bradley would yell, slamming his fist on the steering wheel in frustration. “I swear, I'm never going to get this thing out of the neighborhood!"

“Just calm down and try again, kid.” Mav would say with a smile a mile wide. “You've got this."

Mav was the only person Bradley thought to call at 3am after hiking a mile in the pouring rain to the nearest gas station because he'd gotten his truck stuck in a ditch taking a corner too fast. Mav was there in 20 minutes. And instead of reprimanding him about his carelessness, Mav bought the shivering teen a hot chocolate and told him the story of how he wrecked his dad's old beloved car when he was in high school.

When Bradley graduated from high school, Mav gave him Goose's helmet. He'd pulled strings 16 years prior to keep the helmet from being repurposed for another pilot and paid a pretty penny to get it, but he'd never tell Bradley that. Bradley only found out when he joined the Navy himself.

Maverick loved Bradley like his own kid, and he felt responsible for him because, despite what any military hearing said, he would always blame himself for Goose’s death. That was why pulling his papers was the hardest decision he'd ever made and the easiest at the same time. He tried not to regret it, but Maverick hated feeling Bradley pull away from him; he hated that he wasn't one of the kid’s favorite people any longer.

But Bradley's favorite person never stopped being Maverick, it was only Rooster that couldn't face Captain Pete Mitchell.

Until he could.

- Hazard

[theg-unit]

Currently on a TopGun kick at the moment as my flat mate is rewatching it and while I was waiting for ao3 to come back online I was having a little think about my baby boy (rooster).

in the world where IceMav raised Brad together after his mums death (which I’m personally ballparking at age 9 for maximum angst), and where maybe they didn’t set him back or they did and reconciled far quicker, I’m in love with rooster being Iceman’s son. Sure everyone sees the obvious dressing like goose, and maybe he flies more like maverick in this universe (no perch in sight), but give me a Bradley that was raised by Tomas Kazansky.

Cause realistically speaking, Mav is on deployment most of the time. Ice taking a promotion keeping him on the ground, but moving around, taking Brad with him, globe trotting navy-brat Bradley, raised by his flyboy uncles. And maybe he rolls his eyes like his uncle slider and howls laughing like his uncle Wolfe but you look at him schmoozing at a navy ball, effortless charm with admirals much more powerful than him and the daggers and that’s all Iceman. And maybe when they’re off mission and some find themselves in trouble, Rooster narrows his eyes and finds a few extra inches of height somewhere, and this overly chill, slightly dorky pilot becomes ice cold and calculating. His words and gaze tearing its target apart.

Show me a Bradley who is a few years older than the other daggers and decides that these idiots are going to need a guardian angel and now is a good a time as any for all his lessons with ice to pay out. After all the COMPACFLT is retiring soon and Bradley needs to start climbing if he wants to stop all his morons from getting discharged.

[rewrittenreality]

Dad Hangman

Hangman Headcannon - A cute little dad Hangman blurb for a V-day collab with the lovely @momentaryescape!

Jake “Hangman” Seresin never thought that he would be a dad one day. That was until he married you. He was so nervous and excited when he found out you were pregnant. He was even more nervous when you found out you were having twins. 

From the moment the twins were born, a little boy and a little girl, Jake vowed to protect his kids with his life. He was such a great dad from the start, making sure you and the twins had everything you could possibly need and more. It was a common occurrence to see Jake carrying both kids around the house, each in one arm while he rocked them to sleep. 

Seeing Jake as a father just made you fall in love with him all over again. Jake “Hangman” Seresin, the ladies man, was now a committed and loving dad and husband. He would never let anything happen to you or your children no matter what. 

A/n - Hello! I thought I'd post a little something for Valentine's day before getting started on a request fic! Hope you all enjoyed! Lots of love!

[jungle-angel]

Dagger Squad Movie Night Headcannons

When the whole squad gets together for movie night, you know it’s on like Donkey Kong

Mostly it’s all the movies they grew up with, especially if it’s one of the classics

Sometimes they’ll all head for the drive-in where the truck beds have been known to become literal beds

Phoenix’s favorite is “Sixteen Candles”, she could quote that movie front to back

Payback’s all time favorites are “Trading Places” and “Coming to America”, the latter is one that the guys quote often around the base

Javy’s personal favorite is “Better Off Dead” with John Cusack, another one often quoted amongst the squad

Bob’s has to be “The Karate Kid” (THE OG KARATE KID!!!!), he even took karate lessons at one point and managed to get really good at it

Fanboy’s a die-hard fan of the original 70s Star Wars movies. Anytime they show it at the drive-in near the base, he drags everybody else to go see it

Rooster cried when he saw Tarzan, because whenever he heard (and still hears) “You’ll be in my heart” it makes him think of Goose and Carole

Hangman saw Encanto with his nieces and nephews and for four days straight, could not stop singing “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” 

Halo has a really special thing for “Cinderella”, it was a movie she used to watch with her grandmother after her grandmother immigrated from The Philippines 

Maverick and Penny’s is “Die Hard”. They make everybody watch it at Christmas

One time Hondo took everybody to the drive in because they were showing “Conan the Barbarian”, everybody got a good laugh out of each other’s Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions 

[hangster-hangout]

I just have a lot of thoughts about how the dagger squad is so focused on Hangman and Rooster getting their shit together that none of them think ahead and realize the After is so. much. worse.

Because Hangman and Rooster bicker just as much as usual but now it has this added flirty/suggestive tone to it that can only really be described as foreplay and it’s just. nauseating.

Fanboy sends a picture of them practically grinding on each other near the juke box at the Hard Deck to the group chat with the caption “right in front of my salad.”

When the squad gets deployed, Hangman and Rooster share a room. Payback shares a wall with them. He buys noise canceling headphones the minute he is back on shore incase this ever happens again.

Bob gets Rooster for secret Santa and gives him a gift certificate to get his car detailed because he once saw the two of them getting it on in the back of the Bronco.

Phoenix and Coyote’s BFF support team dinners have gone from ‘we can’t take the pining anymore’ to ‘we can’t take the heart eyes anymore’. One time they kill three bottles of wine and spend the dinner doing imitations of Hangman and Rooster calling each other ‘baby’ and ‘sweetheart’ and ‘darlin’.

They all make a show about how annoying it is to be around two people so disgustingly in love, but when Hangman and Rooster get engaged, no one cries harder than the five of them.

[topguncortez]

Hangman x reader-

What he’s like when he knows he fucked up and needs to grovel

I'ma use Shy Wifey for this one and this is seat during Jake and Bradley's fight at top gun:

Jake knew he fucked up the moment the words left his lips, and Bradley lunged out of his chair. He also knew it was only a matter of time until Javy, Phoenix or Fanboy text his wife and tell her what happened.

So Jake was not surprised when he came home and the Missus was standing in the doorway with her hands on her hips. She knew very little about Bradley, but that still didn't make what Jake said okay.

He knew he was in the dog house, and it was going to take a lot of begging and groveling to apologize to not only her but Bradley as well.

He hated when she got mad at him, cause she went silent. In the past, when he'd have a partner give him the silent treatment, he'd roll his eyes and do something like take his shirt off or get down on his knees in front of them to get them to start talking

but not with Y/N. . . oh no, not with her.

His usual tactics did not work one bit on her. She would just glare at him when he'd walk around shirtless or when he'd try and crawl in between her legs.

So, Jake had to get creative in his methods. and he had a three part plan that worked every time:

part 1: doing the household chores. Jake would do every single thing around the house from doing the dishes, to folding laundry, to doing the grocery shopping. He'd make all the meals, he'd be on Alex duty and put him to bed and then put him back to bed when he'd wake up in the middle of the night. He never let the house get dirty during this plan.

part 2: shower her with gifts. This man is bringing home a bouquet of flowers daily. Y/N started running out of vases to put the flowers in. He would also bring home some other little gift like a coffee mug, or a bunch of new face masks, or chocolate, slippers. He was determined to buy back her affection.

and part 3, the final part: it was actually apologizing. He would stand in the doorway of the bedroom, looking like a rather guilty little kid, and scratching the back of his neck, and saying; "I'm sorry for what I said to Bradley. It wasn't fair or nice."

Y/N would just blink a couple times, just looking at him, making him shake a little in his boots, before smiling and opening her arms for him to come cuddle with her in bed.

"I forgave you when you came home with the first bouquet of roses," Y/N said, kissing his forehead, "Besides, I know your little 'apology plan'."

Jake lifts his head up in shock, and is like "what gave it away?"