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tobiramamonmari29 · 10 months
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Iruka: Hey Madara. Said the brunette, looking at Madara who had become small, no more than 15 or 20 centimeters. the Uchiha had been accidentally hit by a Jutsu.
Madara: What? It's impossible ! I refuse to believe that I am now a little being!
iruka: How are you? He said while running his index finger over Madara's head which had become so small. He admits that he finds it rather funny too but says nothing about it.
Madara: Yes but... I refuse to believe it! A ninja can't be barely more than 15 centimeters tall! It's a shame !
iruka: I find it cute, your kunai look like toothpicks. He said smiling softly, he also had an irresistible urge to laugh.
Madara: Stop saying that, it's so stupid! You think I can be cute huh? An Uchiha isn't supposed to be cute! he said with his high-pitched voice that sounded like that of a child.
Iruka: Oh come on Madara, he said smiling. You're my boyfriend, I can find you cute whenever I want.
Madara: No no no no no! I'm sick of people thinking I'm cute when I'm little! I want my real body back! he said, hiding his face and sulking like a child.
Iruka: Awww he said, knocking Madara over with his fingers. Holding the Uchiha by his hilts with two of his fingers. We can do anything with you. He said laughing.
Madara:Holy hell! Stop treating me like a toy, please! He said, trying to struggle to get out of Iruka's hands.
Iruka: Um no. He said, running his index finger under Madara's shirt. Caressing his entire torso. Iruka hums, Iruka is so small, it's cute.
Madara blushes and begins to struggle harder and harder.
Madara: Let me fucking go!
He shouts it in a small voice. I'm not a toy, you can't use me like that!
Iruka: Tobirama told me I was responsible for you. while he finds a solution, and I rather like being responsible for you for once.
He said running his index finger against her stomach.
Madara blushes a little more because Iruka runs his index finger against his stomach.
Madara: I don't need a manager! I'm not a child anymore. In any case, I would manage on my own like a grown-up. He said while trying to get out of Iruka's hands.
Iruka: Really? He said looking at him with his haunting brown eyes. You risk getting crushed by the heels of Tōka-san and Mito-san.
Madara can't help but lower his gaze and look into Iruka's mesmerizing eyes.
Madara: I... I'll be careful not to get crushed. It's not like Mito and Tōka's heels scare me after all! he said in a small, high-pitched voice.
Sanji: Hmm. he continued to play with Madara running his index finger against his pants.
Madara pales a little after what Iruka does. He starts giving her adorable little looks.
Madara: Stop it! I didn't ask for anything!
Iruka: Oh right? as much for me. he said with a shit knowing smile what he was doing.
Madara starts to look away so as not to meet Iruka's smile because he started to blush a little.
Madara: I didn't ask you anything so stop as quickly as possible! he said in a small, high-pitched voice.
Iruka pulled Madara up holding him in front of his face. Looking at him with her brown eyes, holding him apart from the fabric of his t-shirt.
Iruka: Even when you're little, you're not that cute. He said sulking.
Madara's cheeks turn red because of Iruka holding him against his face while Iruka told him he wasn't cute. He tried to free himself without success and therefore could do nothing to protect himself from Iruka's caresses.
Madara: Stop Iruka, I beg you! he said in an adorable tone.
Iruka: Ho go Madara-kun. He said with puppy dog eyes.
He cupped Madara in the palm of his hands, massaging his stomach and chest with the help of his thumbs. Madara starts to blush a little because Iruka is massaging her chest with his thumbs and her stomach is too sensitive. He begins to make noises resembling contented purrs.
Iruka: Awww~ He said as he removed Madara's top with his long, tanned fingers.
Madara starts looking at Iruka's hands removing her top. Because of this his cheeks turn redder and he has a goofy smile on his face.
He has a little high-pitched voice as he says it straight away.
Madara: Stop caressing me Iruka, I'm really going to blush if you continue!
iruka: Blushing makes you pretty.
Madara starts to blush a little more with what Iruka says. The problem is that he can't really get out of the situation he's in. So he starts looking away while being all red.
He has a small, high-pitched voice:
madara: No need for you to compliment me like that.
Iruka: I want to say them. He said running his index finger against Madara's nipples.
Madara can't defend himself against Iruka's caresses which feel too good. He begins to stutter and blush more and more. he even looks a little stupid because of Iruka's caresses.
Iruka: You like it after all.
He continued to caress Madara with his fingers, handling him carefully in his hands.
Madara can't deny that because it was indeed the truth. he felt like he was literally melting in Iruka's hands. He felt that Iruka was doing him too much good even if he didn't like being manipulated.
Madara: Y-yeah but... you're overdoing it anyway... he said with a little high-pitched voice.
Iruka: You think so? even in real size. I'll make you feel so good you'll come tons of times on your own chest.
Madara feeling a little awkward and embarrassed by this conversation. He starts to look away so as not to see Iruka and so that he doesn't give him more caresses.
Madara:..y-yeah but here I am small not bigger than a hand. he said in a small, high-pitched voice with a shy look.
Iruka: Nothing prevents you from having fun even if it's only with my fingers.
Madara starts to blush a little because of him caressing him with his fingers.
madara: Yeah... it's true that I'm starting to feel good. he said in a cute tone.
Iruka: Yeah I know Madara-kun.
He had fun playing, touching Madara everywhere, on his bare chest, he smiled while undoing the Uchiha's pants. Madara has a naive look when he sees that Iruka starts playing with his bare chest and undresses him.
Madara: Y-yeah... It's even more sensitive this way...
Madara blushes a little more and starts to stutter thinking that Iruka has absolute control over his pleasure.
iruka: Madara, open your mouth. He said, licking his lips, he would like to know a few things.
Madara does so, opening his mouth as Iruka asks.
Madara: Yes...what do you want? He said in an adorable tone.
Iruka: Suck my index finger darling. he said while running his brown fingers into Madara's small mouth.
Madara can't refuse Iruka's requests especially when he starts calling him darling.
Madara therefore puts Iruka's index finger in his mouth and follows up with kisses. he passed his tongue against it, there was drool at the corners of his lips and his cheeks reddened.
Iruka: how naughty you are. He said pushing his index finger further into Madara's mouth. Like you are a pervert.
he looked at Madara's watery eyes, his blushing face, drool at the corners of his lips. So he sucked a cock rather than his index finger. Madara feels a little embarrassed by what Sanji is doing but at the same time he wants it to continue.
he feels a little redder and starts to stutter more and more.
Madara: I-I'm not that naughty...
Iruka: yes~ He ran his wet index finger against his pecs, rubbing his sensitive nipples after removing him from between Madara's lips.
Madara's cheeks start to get even redder than he usually does. It makes him feel good about Iruka cuddling him. He almost started stuttering every word he said.
Madara:..I-I'm not a rascal... and don't hesitate to make people want it. he said, his face half hidden by his hands because he didn't like to show himself vulnerable like that.
Iruka: So cute. He pulled Madara's pants off with his free hand.
madara starts to shake and get hotter from him touching him and starts to take off his pants.
Madara: Y-yeah it's really cute. he said a little playfully because he knew very well that Iruka had understood his message. he looks innocent, smiling like a child.
Iruka: I'll please you with a simple index finger, do you realize? He said, teasing Madara's cock with his index finger.
Madara says nothing and doesn't resist at all when Iruka teases his cock like this. he starts stuttering and blushing even more because of this. Her expression is totally naive or adorable while smiling at the same time. He keeps his eyes downcast in shame and fear because Iruka has absolute control in the situation.
iruka: Heee aren't these pretty pink floral boxers ~ he said while continuing to run his index finger against the boxers giving friction.
Madara blushed more and more when Iruka told him that his pink boxers with flowers were cute. he starts to feel hotter because of the situation and can no longer hold back.
Madara: Y-yeah I know these boxers are cute. I... I don't need you to say it!
Iruka: You're right, Mini Madara-kun as much for me. he said pulling down his boxers leaving Madara naked in the palm of his left hand.
Madara: W-why are you doing that...
Iruka: I love you, that's obvious, and I know you love me too. He said sulking, dare you tell me otherwise.
Madara: I like you...well...yes.
iruka: I knew it, but you have to be in the palm of my hand naked for you to finally tell me? said while running his index finger along Madara's body. Honey you are so bad at feelings.
Madara blushed even more when Iruka started running his long index finger all along his naked body.
he even starts stuttering in a cute and playful tone. He begins to squirm under what Iruka is doing. Iruka hums, spreading Madara's legs with his fingers.
Iruka: stay like that Madara-kun darling.
Madara didn't at all expect Iruka to do this and to do it so well.
madara: H-hey Iruka...
He starts to blush a lot more because Iruka is caressing his legs which are very sensitive and he has one of Iruka's fingers very close to his cock.
Iruka: now let's see if I can make you come with just one finger~
Madara can't deny that what Iruka makes is delicious and he starts to wonder what more would be like. Madara blushes too much and starts stuttering like a child because he doesn't know what he's going to do if this continues and if Iruka continues doing things like that. Iruka made his way with his index finger, pushing it against Madara's ass, sinking in gently. Madara was already too sensitive in this small body. he couldn't help but squirm and stutter more and more because of what Iruka was doing. Madara was also wondering what would happen if he continued to stick his fingers in her little ass.
Iruka: AWWW how cute it is when you squirm like that. He said touching Madara's bottom with his finger.
Madara blushes and starts looking at what Iruka is doing by necessity and he starts stuttering adorably.
Madara: Y-yeah it's okay... you don't need to say that... he said with a burning face and a playful smile.
iruka: Hmmm how full you must feel right? He said as he started to finger her.
Madara immediately stutters at Iruka's question and he starts to squirm a little. Her legs were shaking and uncontrollable.
Madara: N-oh... oh yes that's right...
iruka: Really adorable.
He moved his fingers in and out each time, pulling them in up to the knuckle, scratching Madara's prostate with his nail. Madara starts stuttering even more and making moaning noises. He even begins to stutter like a slightly annoying child.
iruka: I know you like it Madara-kun.
Madara makes a noise that sounds like "um hm". His face and upper torso are red.
Madara: I-I really enjoy... n-our time together like this...
he's even a little out of breath and he doesn't know how to say it without sounding like someone who really likes what Iruka is doing with him at the moment.
Iruka: Me too.
He continued to move more and more with flicks of his wrist that sent shocks of pleasure through Madara. madara was blushing, drooling at the corners of her lips, eyes hazy with pleasure, legs trembling.
Madara starts stuttering adorably because of Iruka.
Madara: M-m-m-my legs... W-they seem to be losing control.
he starts to sob with pleasure because he didn't expect wrist movements like that which also feel so good. Iruka looked at Madara as this squirmed in his hand, knowing very well that the little Uchiha would soon reach his climax by dint of being stimulated.
madara can no longer speak because he feels so good in his hands. It is literally melting like ice in the sun. He is therefore unable to respond to Iruka with words and therefore begins to squirm and stutter in a cute way in his boyfriend's hands.
iruka: Ohh what do I see~
He watched as Madara arched his head back, letting out a moan of pleasure as his body tensed and trembled. Eventually reaching his climax but Iruka continued to stimulate him with his index finger, so much so that Madara ended up having a second orgasm. it's the smallest load of cum Iruka has ever seen he almost wanted to laugh but did so internally so as not to ruin anything.
Madara couldn't believe what happened. It was the first time in his life that he felt so good.
Madara: O-oh...w-wow...
he puts himself deep in Iruka's hands and he looks at him with eyes full of surprise.
Iruka: Hmmm so little Madara~
how are you feeling ? relaxed ? He watched as Madara held his thumb to his chest, his face, neck, and ears red.
Madara is embarrassed by everything Iruka does. he had never heard or even seen a porno like he had just done.
Madara: Oh... I feel really relaxed now... He immediately starts stuttering at the same time. Really relaxed.
Iruka watched as Madara balled up his hands which was adorable honestly.
iruka: So interested in doing this again when you get your size again?
Madara looks at Iruka with an adorable look and he smiles.
Madara: Y-yeah I'd be up for doing that again when I'm my size again. He said, stuttering adorably.
iruka: I can't wait ~ little Madara -kun!
Madara remembers what they did and the feelings that evening and he feels like he wants to relive that with his boyfriend.
Madara: M-I want to do it again in a big way too. He starts stuttering adorably in response to Iruka.
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akemi-snow · 1 year
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KakaIru + Those Four Guys From Naruto
I'll assume you've seen the original versions with the canon couples. (I'd link it but have no idea what the OG really is). Now it's the gae version.
#kakairu#koteizu#Genrai#Naruto#Those two guys from Naruto#those two guys from naruto but it's not those two guys#genma shiranui#namiashi raidou#hagane kotetsu#izumo kamizuki#the funniest bit of this is that izumo's screencap isn't edited. Demon Possessed Izumo canon#Also funny that literally 2 seconds after that he's already putting his anger behind because he had a DUO battle tactic idea#Izumo: *is ready to falcon punch Kotetsu into another dimension after embarrassing him in front of 2 ANBU jonin*#Also Izumo: *includes his buddy his friend his sun and stars into his tactic ideas regardless because Friendship Means Friend*#Izumo is the embodiment of 'Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I stopped caring'#Also Izumo is currently on duty in that scene + dealing with Ko's lazy ass + just embarrassed himself in front of 2 respected jonin ->#and STILL had an idea for a killer top tier tactic right there. Brilliant baby. Smart boi. Intelligent cutie. Creative little muffin. I lov#Also this is in no way a diss to iruka. Iruka bby. Iruka my boy. Iruka my heart & soul since naruto 1st aired. i love u bby.#Kotetsu in canon: Wants to fight Izumo. Kotetsu as soon as Izumo wants to fight: NOPE *runs*#also gonna post the not gay version for the non shipper side of fandom. Not like I have more than 4 followers but in case it makes it out#It's just. I've seen The 4 Guys being shipped in PLENTY KakaIru fics. So I assumed someone might enjoy this lmao#also because i ship these 3. Everything gay I ship. I love me some non toxic masculine intimate friendship but I also love my gay sorry
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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ID by @concernedbrownbread: 4 panel comic of Naruto where Minato and Kushina jump on front of the Nine Tails' claws for Naruto.
In the first image, Minato and Kushina are pierced from the left by a claw, pinning them together. It's a side long shot. Baby Naruto is in a basket on the ground. Trees in the background. It's the middle of the night.
The second image is front facing. Kushina says, "Naruto, you will face a lot of pain in your life. Believe in yourself. And believe your dreams will come true. There are many, many, many, many, many, many more things I want to share with you. I wish I could stay with you longer. I love you." Behind her Minato's face is half visible. One of the 9 tails claws juts out from Kushina's chest as the other cage them in and run over into the next panel.
In the third panel, Minato pipes up, peaking around Kushina, "Naruto, as your father, I agree with your mother." And Kushina begins crying.
In the last panel, we see baby Naruto in a basket on an alter, squirming as blood soaks the grass around him. END ID
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teatitty · 21 days
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Iruka giving one of his shark teeth to Kakashi as a lover's gift and Kakashi wearing it as an ear spike
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saintpoems · 2 months
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iruka is so important to me. words cannot even begin to explain how i would feel if anything happened to him.
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mokutone · 2 years
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A dumb lil headcanon I have is that Yamato was assigned Naruto’s legal guardian in shippuden. (And that before it was Hiruizen, then Kakashi, then Jiraiya) just for convenience because he’s watching over Naruto all the time anyways.
oh god. sorry my response got really long but the fact is anyone even breathes a word of yamato being fatherly to naruto and i lose my shit and start beating my fist against the earth sobbing and shaking and etc.
now TO BE FAIR. i think if anyone should be naruto's legal guardian it should probably be iruka because iruka was the one who took care of naruto when naruto needed it most, and canonically naruto thinks of iruka as a father figure so much that he like, asks him to act as his father at his wedding, and he has this whole moment as a kid
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THAT SAID. i like ur ask, and when it comes to the idea of legal responsibilities, i find the idea of Yamato being granted (even temporary) guardianship over Naruto to be extremely funny and entertaining.
i think yamato would personally take a lot of pride in that and really enjoy it. i think he would love nothing more than to have a practical, obligatory tie to enable him in his desire to take care of the people he loves. i also think that he would be obnoxious about it, at least a little bit. partially because his sense of humor is a little weird, and partially because he has no idea how to act as a guardian figure.
like i think he'd say shit like "bedtime! that's an order!" and naruto would be like "oh, piss off!" and then yamato would use his scary face and naruto would get even more frustrated, and the whole time yamato would be like "wow, naruto is a great kid (if a little disobedient!) and this is such a fun game we are playing, even if it tires me out :)"
unfortunately i think, out of all the guardian/mentor figures that naruto has had, (sandaime, iruka, kakashi, jiraiya, tsunade, those elderly frogs, yamato...) i think yamato is the one he is least close with, and would least like to be a permanent fixture in his life.
i'm not saying that he doesn't like yamato, just that...i would be really surprised if there's a point after yamato gets captured, where naruto is like "man, we should really save yamato!" y'know?
i could be wrong! i haven't gotten there yet. but like. i'm not anticipating it. thats okay tho i love naruto and hes got a lot going on.
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#yamswers#agstudio9#sorry for SUCH a long response but i am constantly thinking about them bc yamato seems to care so much abt his stepstudent#that said. the idea of a story where yamato gets put in charge of naruto PURELY bc he has the mokuton + naruto has the 9tails#and naruto confuses and entertains tenzō#and tenzō upsets and frustrates and unnerves naruto#is an EXTREMELY funny concept to me.#especially if it happens before the shippuden timeline. now. listen. im being very silly here...but hear me out#imagine your name is [actually you don't have a name] and your ninja president tells you its time to be a ninja guardian to this ninja kid#and the kid is freaked out by you because you're impossible for him to get a read on and you scare him sometimes#and on top of that your former captain is laughing at you and the young man who was taking care of this kid is pissed and maybe jealous?#like it has all the makings of one of those wacky early 2000s movies about fail dads and their rebelious children#''THIS SUMMER...WATCH AN OUT OF TOUCH BLACK OPS SOLDIER TRY TO RAISE...KONOHAS DEMON FOX????''#now in theatres!#oh agstudio9. now im thinking on this. now im really dwelling on it.#iruka being over all the time bc he does not like the way this is shaping out and feels frustrated that naruto's guardian was assigned—#—not based on care or relationship to the boy. but on kekkei-genkai. but trying not to take it out on tenzō whose just Doing His Job#tenzō who has to learn how to make food more complex than vegetables in a pan/reheated frozens/Survival Gruel#ah. and. and maybe kakashi + tenzō dual-leading team 7 from the get-go... :) bc sasuke needs a sharingan-using teacher :)
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cicelythereaper · 1 year
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Five Comfort Characters, Five Tags
i was tagged ages ago by @notpotable (thank you!!) and promptly began to overthink the concept of "comfort characters" and "whether i even have any". here at last is a selection of five in no particular order:
uma (disney's descendants), by reason of Piratical Bisexuality
jiang cheng (the untamed), by reason of What If The Personification Of Stress Had A Lightning Whip
lan xichen (also the untamed), by reason of Blue
shikari (legion of super-heroes, dna run), by reason of Being Blorbo-Shaped
susan pevensie (the version from my specific narnia/box of delights crossover), by reason of Being My Beloved
tagging @neuxue, @chromatographic, @trueishcolours, @frog3798 and @neverthe1ess
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honeykngdom · 8 months
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not me ignoring part 3 of the iruka x sarutobi series and jumping straight to fleshing out part 4 which includes hella angst and hella smut.
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fightaers · 8 months
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remember the king / the soldier / the poet archetype ? which one of them is your muse ?
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agoddamn · 2 years
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Is that...body armor?? Is the slutty fishnet actually a plate carrier???
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asotin · 2 years
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the fact that people are voting so much for sakura, itachi and kakashi like we haven't got more than enough content about them already 😭😭
sorry friend but i've been spamming sakura
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kittykatninja321 · 2 years
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Here’s the poll btw
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kakashixhatakesxwhore · 5 months
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omg I just find you and your writings are amazing♥️
Can you please do some husband headcanons please?
surely, i can try my best, thanks for the ask!!
Husband Headcanons I
for Iruka, Kakashi, and Itachi (with wildcard appearances from Jiraiya and Obito) (GN!Reader)
Your fav isn't mentioned? Check out Husband Headcanons 2!
Warnings: couple swear words, couple sexual references (Reader Discretion advised), fluff, lmk if this sucks
Masterlist💿
Iruka
Would suggest the springtime for the wedding, but Iruka would still happily marry you whenever your heart desired
Danced with you throughout the entire reception, only getting tipsy (enabling you to get comfortably inebriated)
Begs to carry you over the threshold like a gentleman, and the two of you spent the whole night consumating the union
Best sex you had ever had, and Iruka was of the same mind - both of you were totally in your element on your wedding night, and couldn't stop until noon the next day
Honeymoon takes place in the Land of Flowers, within a small settlement near the coast
Iruka pays for a week's stay at an Inn, and the two of you spend the days watching the water and walking through wildflower fields, collecting colourful, fragrant bouquets as you went
Domestically, such a teamplayer - Iruka will happily do the dishes after you cook dinner, and vice versa, he'll mop after you sweep, he turns on lights for you while you open windows
Would happily have a pet, probably a cat (orange or calico), but wouldn't be opposed to something a bit more spunky like a gekko or a rat
Dances with you in the living room while it rains, takes you (and your pet) out in the sunshine - he just loves to spend time with you and be with you
Kakashi
The wedding was small, kept to just close friends and your immediate family, probably just within the courthouse with a nice little reception after
Kakashi would carry you all the way from the reception to your shared apartment, right over the threshold, and it would take only a Hokage-level emergency to get him away from you after
Can't take a very long honeymoon because of his duties as Hokage, but will take you out for a long weekend in one of the coastal villages of the Land of Fire
Despite the long hours he works, Kakashi is the most attentive husband ever
Fresh flowers decorate a crystal vase on the coffee table, replaced every week, the trash is always taken out without you having to ask, he'll surprise you with full breakfasts on the weekends AND do the dishes after
Gets all bubbly every time he hits someone with a my spouse and is constantly bringing you up in conversation just to do so
Many nights are spent cuddling on the couch after dinner, reading independantly
You want a dog? Lovely! Kakashi wants a dog. You want a cat? Great! Kakashi wants a cat. A bird? A snake? A gerbil? Bring it on, that sounds fun.
Such a funny man, still needing to parade around the village with you in his arm, as if not everybody is already aware
Itachi
We're doing an Everything'sFine!AU because I'll cry otherwise
Massive wedding, so many floral arrangements, easily half the village shows up, Itachi cannot stop smiling the entire day
Literally tears up at the altar when he sees you, can't contain himself, you're such a vision
Takes you to the Land of Waterfalls for the most peaceful honeymoon of all
You two spend a week, or two, meditating with each other, drinking special teas, swimming for hours, wrapped in a lover's embrace that knits your hearts together even closer
Of course, in the hustle and bustle of the weekdays, Itachi establishes Saturday as Cleaning Day, and will clean the entire house, top to bottom, by himself (but will very much appreciate any help you provide)
Sunday is the day Itachi reserves to spend with you, either out on the town, or in the house, resting and relaxing together
Compliments every single look of yours as if it's the first time he's ever seen you, Itachi just can't believe his luck, and gets heart palpatations every single time he hears you call him your husband
Gets way more vulnerable after marriage, allowing himself to open up with a different level of confidence
Jiraiya
Destination wedding so people don't want to come, he wants the ceremony to be perfect and intimate
Gets so fucked up at the reception that you have to carry him over the threshold
He's such a sweetie about it when he wakes up though, apologising and fucking you reaaal good the entirety of the next day
Takes you on a month of travel, literally to every single Land
Writes you special poems and stories to wake up to while he's cheffing up the best breakfasts ever
Writes an entire book about you, and it was a best-seller
No one makes a better cup of tea than Jiraiya, and he's always got a tea ready for when you wake up, when you come home, after dinner
The absolute king of being in the same room while doing separate things, you're in his lap or holding his non-dominant hand, and every once in a while you'll share a brief kiss that might evolve into something a bit more distracting
Hugging and kissing as soon as you come home - he missed you so damn bad and needs to let you know
Is a very organized messy, but not at all dirty, Jiraiya doesn't mind when you clean up after him but would honestly prefer you didn't (he can't find things after, even if you tell him exactly where you put things)
Birthdays, Anniversaries, any opportunity to shower you in love and gifts, Jiraiya will take it and run with it
He just adores you and lets everyone know about it
Obito
Goofball gets an Officiant Certification and marries the two of you, himself
His vows are so long and so sweet that you can't even get yours out without stuttering and crying
Obito whisks you away to the Land of Hotsprings for nearly a month, immediately after the rings are exchanged
Finds nothing more fun than going out on dates with you while married, he almost likes it more than when you two were just going steady
Can't stand to let you sleep while he's awake, no matter how poorly he feels about depreiving you of sleep
Kisses and hugs every time the two of you are reunited
Obito won't ever shut up about you when you're apart, and it gets on everyone's nerves but Konan who finds his musings sweet
Lives, loves, laughs domestic life - he will do anything to make you happy, including the most grueling chores (those fucking baseboards)
Always makes you laugh, no matter how you're feeling, and he loves your laugh more than anything
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rayshippouuchiha · 5 months
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the kits making sure Naruto has a good birthday for the first time tho
When Naruto's first birthday post the team coming together rolls around he doesn't really think much of it.
He's not completely ignored or chased off on his birthday anymore and there are a few people who wish him well and Iruka even gives him a cake but it's just ,,,
The day has never been about him even with the few people he knows care about him and Naruto gets that, understands it, knows that even with the festival the day is more about mourning for the older generations than anything.
And his time outside of the village has gotten him out of the habit of looking for anything else from anyone else too.
So he figures he'll do what he'd done during his years on the road, summon a fox or two, maybe even a toad now that he's back in Konoha, and do some training.
It's late when he gets back to his apartment, the festival is still in full swing and Naruto knows that there will be fireworks soon. So he'll do what he used to do as a kid, make his way onto the roof of the building and watch them from a distance.
Only when he lands on his balcony he pauses.
There's someone in his apartment.
Three familiar little someones actually.
Naruto huffs out a small laugh, pulls the balcony door open, and steps inside.
He feels himself melt just a bit at the sight that greets him.
His kits are all cuddled together on his bed, limbs thrown over each other, still in their festival kimonos and all of them sound asleep.
But what really gets him is the fact that his apartment has been decorated.
There are streamers and a half dozen very obviously stolen festival lanterns strewn all over the place. There are prizes from the festival stall games he was never allowed to play piled on top of his kotatsu, including three separate goldfish, all of them vibrant and oddly colored, in their own little bowls, right below the banner that reads "Happy Birthday Naru-sensei" in an adorable mix of three different handwritings.
And there, in the center of the table itself, is another cake, orange icing only looking a little bit melted from having sat out.
Naruto immediately abandons his previous plans.
Instead, he ghosts through the apartment, grabbing a change of clothes as he slips into his tiny bathroom to clean up.
Once he's done and wrapped in a new loose yukata, he ghosts back out of the bathroom, a clone appearing with barely a thought and moving to scoop the cake up to slide it into the fridge before quietly dispelling.
Naruto slides his way into his bed, eyes crinkling closed at the force of his smile when his kits move for him automatically, bodies separating from each other to move and latch onto him automatically. Heat-seeking little leeches that they all are.
Naruto sighs, nestles his head back into his pillow, and lets his eyes slip closed.
He lays there for the longest time, basking in the warmth of what has so quickly become his family.
When he finally falls asleep his dreams are sweet.
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In the morning the kits are outraged that they slept through him coming back home, upset over having missed his actual birthday and vowing that next year will be different.
They end up having cake for breakfast as Naruto oohs and awws over the various presents and prizes they'd won especially for him at the festival.
He refuses to admit that he tears up a bit at the three actually wrapped presents that were buried underneath everything else.
It ends up being the best birthday of his entire life.
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The answer is yes, yes they have plz see below~
✨MY FAVE KAKAIRU FICS✨
A change of pace this week from the usual sasunaru programming to celebrate Naruto’s gay dads, feat. my terrible memes
As per usual, I’ll try and find the authors to tag them, if you know who they are on tumblr, plz tag them in the comments! 💖
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Worship by decaf_kitty
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Careful it’s hot 🥵
Beloved decaf kitty, may your coffee never be bitter, may your pillow be the perfect temperature, and you never get writer’s block ❤️ amen! Please read this one shot it’s AMAZING
“Additional Tags: Slow Build, Romance, Resolved Sexual Tension, Explicit Sexual Content, Begging, Inappropriate Use of the Sharingan
Summary: Late at night, Kakashi and Iruka randomly meet at a ramen stand... One little conversation later, they're in Kakashi's bedroom, with Iruka on his knees, and a blushing Kakashi staring down at the sensei between his bare thighs”
Kintsugi by The_Rivers_Dark
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I excitedly followed each new chapter release of this fic 💕 most incredible descriptions of intimacy, a fantastic writer 💕 also Tsunade tries to meddle and it’s just terrific (read it to find out if it works tehe) 💕 so wonderful, a comforting fic like a warm hug (but also really sexy idk man I’m not a writer clearly haha).
“Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, Hurt/Comfort, less hurt more comfort, Comfort, hurt comfort that turns to comfort, hurt comfort that turns to comfort erotica, comfort erotica, Erotica, mutual pining to mutual love, Love, Romance, Smut, Shameless Smut, Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, come for the erotica stay for the comfort, come for the comfort stay for the erotica, if it’s broken fix it and never let it out of your sight again, painting with muted colours never suited my literary palette, Tsunade as a cockblock device and a meddler, plot arc what plot arc, pacing what pacing, Whirlwind Romance, we’re all about the comfort here, Roommates, And then they were roommates, Eventual marriage, Marriage, they get married at the end, Getting Together, Sweet/Hot, Happy Ending, for all you Kakashi-level perverts out there sexy tags include but are not limited to, Frotting, Mutual Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hair-pulling, Nipple Play, 69 (Sex Position), Spanking, Fingerfucking, Blindfolds, it doesn’t count as a threesome if one of them is a shadow clone, Sweet, Spicy, sweet and spicy, Rimming, Snippet beta we die like Akatsuki villains only to be resurrected again, Domestic, Cuddling & Snuggling, Idiots in Love, Light Bondage, versatile lovers, Top Hatake Kakashi, Top Umino Iruka, Belonging
Summary:
Kintsugi: The Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum. As a philosophy, it treats breakage and repair as part of an object's history, rather than something to disguise.
(Iruka gets heavily injured in a mission gone wrong. Problem is, Tsunade knows he won't stay in the hospital long enough to recuperate. Kakashi finds himself volunteering to be his carer. As they get closer, the tension between them reaches a boiling point. Complete.)”
Unspoken by RenGoneMad
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Incredible canon-compliant rewrite where Kakashi and Iruka meet much earlier (kind of, you’ll see). And Kakashi has a long time cruuuuuuush 😜 the banter/flirting is really cute. The pacing and development of the relationship is so so good! The way the author gets into their heads is just great. Both 🔥 & heartwarming! ❤️
“Additional Tags: Romance, Slow Burn, Anbu Hatake Kakashi, Fluff and Angst, Hatake Kakashi-centric, POV Hatake Kakashi, Secret Identity, Canon Compliant, Canon - Manga, Complete, Kissing, Sexual Tension, Obsession, But not unhealthy or creepy, Pining, Stalking, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Character Study, Implied/Referenced Suicide, (as complies with canon)
Summary: The memorial stone should be a place to mourn the dead, a place to remember the many sins and failures that haunt Hatake Kakashi.
To Iruka, it's a place to speak to his parents, and the mysterious ANBU who listens.
Follows Kakashi from ages 14 to 29, and the many ways Iruka changes his life”
The Outcasted by yeou_bi
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Sensual, erotic, all without anything explicit (yet?). They way they’re falling in love is so cute 😭 Just lovely ❤️ I hope the author writes more chapters! 😊🤞🏽
“Chapters: 3/?
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Additional Tags: Hospitalization, Illnesses, References to Illness, Loneliness, POV Alternating, Present Tense, Skin diseases, Slow Burn, Denial of Feelings, Nausea, Touch-Starved, Touching, Hurt/Comfort, Pandemics, Dysfunctional Relationships, Developing Relationship, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Bullying, Discrimination
Summary: During the outbreak of a mysterious disease, Kakashi finds himself sharing a clinic room with Iruka.
What begins as simple moments of sharing the same burden slowly turns confusing. When physical touch could mean an infection, it also becomes a commodity that's hard to come by for those who are recovering”
Thank you to all the talented authors! 💕
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