#total warhammer

[st-just]

Started this when I started the 'what game should I play next' poll and can now say I have finished it. Emperor Vlad I rules over the empire, and has also razed most of Norsca and Kislev to the ground.

[skitarii-boi]

why have a mostly balanced army when you can have 1920 clanrats and a few other units?

[modeus-the-unbound]

All I am saying is, if Total Warhammer 3 put out another Ogre dlc, but the faction is all female Ogre's....there are some VERY specific people who would pay to have their game be full of 9 foot tall, heavyset, women, who want to bully/kill/cannibalize them.

No joke, I am not one of them. But I am a big bitch who want's to play as those evil ogre women.

[jiskblr]

But Doctor, I am Beastmen!

[mayhamster]

[foremanissleepy]

Get used to the Dwarfs, you're gonna be seeing them for a while.

[dadimreaper]

I think that the total war series deciding to make official warhammer games is 10 Video Game Ideas Ever. A match made in heaven. Nobody else could do it. It feels like both warhammer fantasy and the entire total war series led up to that perfect crossover, each one adding the very thing that made the other a thousand times better. Total War games already had a great formula but the one thing it needed was a dash of fantasy and warhammer got to go from shitty plastic figures and dice gameplay to full scale battles the way it was meant to be. Truly genius

[weirdratblogs]

As someone who doesn't play tabletop and only watches the occasional video, I feel like Tomb Kings could do with living human units. Like the descendants of living tomb guards and shit.

Think: Marik's family from Yu-Gi-Oh!

[halfberry]

Beat the Total Warhammer 3 campaign for Azazel and concluded three things about Azazel.

He's definitely bisexual

He's definitely a top

He might be the single horniest video game character I've seen in many years

It was a fun campaign though. Valkia gave me the run around real bad but in the end she was bested because I mass spammed the new ridiculously OP Aspiring Champions mixed in with some halberds and giants to smash pretty much everyone in the final battle. His faction and he himself is way more fun than playing as N'kari who I didn't vibe with.

[primestartes]

I want Dechala the Denied One to have her rightful place.

Aggressively claps his metaphysical desk!

[st-just]

It's probably pretty inherent to the game and engine but honestly it's pretty unfortunate that the Demon Prince campaign sells you on the whole fantasy of 'character customization! Build your own unique demon prince drawing on the different gods as you like!' and then right from the start you're stuck with big growly stompy murder kill dude and it's' basically just a question of what gear to give him.

[kristylae]

The Legendary Lords when the Advisor speaks:

[gay-saltasaurus]

Total Warhammer 3 has taken over my life. It's 3 am please send help.

[tsapin]

custom size

[mayhamster]

Always a good time with Volkmar the Grim

[foremanissleepy]

Their guns are better, their infantry are better. But we have.... Horses...