#totallynotmeems

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roy brings a sort of “i need to constantly be showing love to my s/o or i’ll die” to jamie’s “give me attention or i’ll die”

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happy pride month to all y’all, but especially to these two.

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every friend group should include:

a himbo

a mean bisexual 

an even meaner lesbian

she/theys

he/theys

a token straight that’s on thin ice

an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized

and a short king

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i don’t think people understand just how much i love cynthia. they are the queer main character. the queer rep in just ten episodes of rotpl is amazing. queer characters being played by queer actors. this is the new bar, people.

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watching nimona again and man is this shit powerful. got me crying over the found family of it all.

they’re just a sunshine x grumpy couple raising their chaos child.

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didn’t see anyone do this yet, so figured i’d make sure rotpl got a proper delivery of news on tumblr

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so i started watching ted lasso, and all i currently have to say is that everyone on that team (or works for it) is queer. every. single. one.

ted and rebecca? they’re bisexual mom and dad. roy and keeley? pansexuals.

jamie is bi, colin is gay, sam is nonbinary, dani is polyamorous and pan.

isaac is bi, will and jan are gay, and beard is unlabeled.

(i’m also a keeley/roy/jamie truther)

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y’all have been talking about gil and jane friendship and i’m all for it. give me gil gossiping to jane. give me gil adopting frenchy as his little sister too. give me jane holding slumber parties for betty and frenchy. these two are wlw and mlm power duo. these two drag their significant others (richie and olivia) out on double dates.

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Jamie, before he realizes he's bisexual: Who hasn't had gay thoughts?

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i just love them so much. 

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more rotpl headcanons: queer edition!

Since tomorrow is the first day of Pride Month AND the day of the season finale I thought I’d do some queer headcanons to celebrate.

Jane -

bisexual (no lean), uses she/they pronouns

Olivia -

bisexual (no lean), uses she/her pronouns but open using others

Cynthia -

lesbian, uses all pronouns but favors he/they

Nancy -

pansexual, somewhere on the aroace spectrum

Hazel -

genderfluid, uses she/he/they pronouns, attracted to men 

Richie -

pansexual, uses she/he/they pronouns, genderfluid

Buddy -

gay, he/him, trans man

Susan -

lesbian, she/him pronouns, trans woman

Wally -

uses he/him pronouns but likes they/them as well, sexuality unlabeled

Rosemary -

bisexual, she/her, once she gets over her internalized homophobia

Lydia - 

lesbian, she/they pronouns, demiromantic

Dot -

pansexual, she/her

Potato -

straight, he/him

Gil - 

pansexual, any pronouns

Shy Guy - 

gay, he/him

...

note: everyone is an ally, i just didn’t want to write ally on each one

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my rise of the pink ladies headcanons:

Nancy:

one hundred percent believes in aliens

spicy food of any kind is her comfort food

holds grudges to the grave

favorite animal is a praying mantis

small family

Jane:

believes in the possibility of aliens

her mom’s cooking is her comfort food

she will forgive, but it takes her a little

favorite animal is a horse

big family

Olivia:

doesn’t believe in aliens

dessert is her comfort food

she forgives, but she won’t forget

favorite animal is a rabbit

big family (but distant)

Cynthia:

believes in aliens and thinks they could friend them

pasta is their comfort food

forgives, but pranks for some playful revenge

favorite animal is a goose

small family (but close)

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Roy: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Ted: I did. I broke it.

Roy: No. No, you didn't. Isaac?

Isaac: Don't look at me. Look at Beard.

Beard: What? I didn't break it.

Isaac: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Beard: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Isaac: Suspicious.

Beard: No, it's not.

Nate: If it matters-- probably not, but Jamie was the last one to use it.

Jamie: Liar, I don't even drink that crap.

Nate: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jamie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nate.

Ted: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Roy.

Roy: No. Who broke it?

Higgins: Roy, Sam's been awfully quiet.

Sam: Really?

Higgins: Yeah, really.

Sam: Oh, my god.

(overlapping arguing)

Roy: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each others' throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

(continued arguing)

Roy: *chuckles* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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do y’all know that feeling where you think of two characters with little to no interaction in a series and you’re like “this could be a good ship”

well that’s me rn with rotpl

there’s so many possibilities

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Keeley: I just need you to stay calm, okay?

Roy: Yeah, I’m just going to stay angry. I find that relaxes me.

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if i was in rotpl they’d never see that teacher again. he’d be missing for years. he’d be the town ghost story that kids tell to each other around the campfire. he’d be a warning to all the creepy men in town.

anyways, go watch grease: rise of the pink ladies if you haven’t already! it’s for the girl, the gays, and the theys!