#trash sponsoring trash

[horizonjade]

“Gotta say, it feels good to hunt by your side again.”

[theartofloss]

Aloy when she's hurt: 😤💪🏻

Aloy when Talanah is hurt: 🥺🤡

[manofthepipis]

Random question that’s answer is probably very obvious, but I’ll ask it just in case:

What kind of magic does each Addison specialize in, and what do they visually look like? I remember them being used in the big Spamton NEO fight in the last few chapters, but I was wondering if it could be a bit clarified?

Like, does Click’s magic just look like a Cursor, or is it more complex?

(Also, sorry if the question’s worded weirdly, I didn’t really know how to phrase it)

it's all good! i honestly had to go back to even remember what id written for that chapter just to regain my thoughts on their attacks lol

so i thoughtd id put a fun spin on some different types of advertising as if the addisons were enemies in the deltarune universe! their attacks are meant to be visualized in the deltarune fighting format, with bullets relating to their forms of advertising.

Clicks has a variation of cursors, based on clickable product advertisements that show up on webpages, whether that be pointer fingers or simple arrows, Banner has banner ads (which i imagined like literal fabric banners with some sort of advertising on them), Survey has poll-based advertising, which can be bullets of "most likely-least likely" (or whatever poll options they summon) being used as attacks, Sponsor is those ads that shows you sponsored items that pop up first in your search engine, and he doubles as sponsor ads in internet videos, the attacks being video shields or computerized reinterpretations of random items he's had lightners search in the past. Spam's used to be mail projectiles, but he doesn't use them anymore, with the exception of being Neo.

Like if you were in the game and had to fight an army of these particular addisons, you'd be met with a deltarune-style battle of cursors, banners, polling options, and random items from the light world's town. Maybe some coupons here and there. It'd be the reverse of spamton's battle, in where you actually have to buy things to spare them.

[lichenslittlegames]

i think ppl into f1 who aren’t robotics kids to know that bc the company that owns the haas f1 team sponsors first robotics (the biggest competition in my area at least) they try to advertise the haas f1 team. and also get us to work for them in the future

[annieqattheperipheral]

looking so blond and sooooo good

That last gif-- he lost he's about to table-hockey table-flip

no i joke he's not bc he's acting and in character. My goodness ppl, show some respect. this is union actor nathan mackinnon he's mentored by two-time Emmy winner sidney crosby

natemac making some of that bank money [lucille bluth: good for her!] with some weirdass commercial trying to do far too many things at once (see my tags)

[lean-mean-demon-genevieve]

Remember Friends: No toxins, not ever. Because: GUT HEALTH ABOVE ALL ELSE. It’s your second brain, didn’t you know? That’s why Gen prioritizes it whenever she can get paid travels and takes 13 supplements every morning that all do the same thing.

Unless, of course, she gets paid to promo a few brands of alcohol and can make a tasteless cute lil pun in the process.

I’m sure the sustainability of these drinks will offset the damage to your gut bacteria that is oh so fragile, according to Gen’s other messages. I’m sure that’s how that works.

Drink up, peasants!! 🥂

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

Sometimes I think of pre heartbreak Orellia and I’m like she was just a baby

[aurora-ze-aquarius]

Rosalia and Fernando Bernoulli

Francesco's parents, and F1's power couple

[eurosleaz]

sadie isn't a pretentious film snob she just dislikes the m,arvel industrial complex and hates that films have become 'junk food.' if she invites you over for movie night, you will have to choose out of her own little personalized criterion collection. if you can't pick, she's making you watch taste of cherry.

[horizonjade]

Remember when Ahsis got launched into the air by Redmaw?

[novalagomorphinterstellardust]

a literal banger hit

[manofthepipis]

Here are my own Addison/Spamton headcannons to add on! :]

(buckle up cause I got a lot)

If Spamton tries to talk about personal memories that he tried very hard to bury, (like his puppitfication), he physically cant. If he talks about a memory that overwhelms him his body would spaz out in glitches and error signs. (kinda like a system crash)

I feel like if the Adds were to get the grasp of healing magic, the first one to perfect it would be Clicks. (bc he already makes tea that heals you!)

Sponsor owns a motorcycle! (because they thought it made them look cool) And regularly takes it out for a spin when he's done with work for the day.

Survey is a secret horror fan, and when having movie nights with the other adds, they would always recommend horror movies that they personally like.

I feel like Banner really focused on clothing after Spamton went missing, (he only really did this as a side hustle/hobby beforehand) as it was a good distraction and a way to cope, and he found out he was really good at it! And made it his primary business.

When an addison gives a gift with no underlying intention/price tag attached, it is seen as a sign of a genuine friendship, familial, or courtship relations, (like when they all gifted Spamton the new phone) as all addisons are selfish in nature

Clicks 1000000000% cried at the Barbie movie and has a poster of her in his room lololol

Sponsor absolutely LOVES those shitpost videos on TikTok, like that smurf-cat that's been trending recently? his feed is FULL of videos like that

Its hard for Spamton to open up for a variety of reasons, because he HATES it when people give him pity, he's been dealing with that his whole life, and knows that bigshot's don't get those looks.

Along with fashion, Banner is CRAZY good at makeup, and that's when he and Clicks have most of their gossip sessions when doing Clicks makeup when they're hanging out together

Survey has a soft spot for holiday seasons (not just because of shopping sales and spike and sales, cause all addisons are scrambling when october hits,) but also because it's a time they feel all warm and fuzy with their family :]

To add on to the motorcycle thing, Banner was very against Sponsor getting one, as he heard about horror stories on those "death traps" (his words)

to add on to the one above, Sponsor didn't wear a helmet once, (cause he only needed to go like, a street down to grab something,) and Banner gave him HELL. bro went on a whole rant about Bike saftey and Sponsor always wore a helmet after that incident (a mad banner is very scary! cause i hc that he always keeps his chill) (Banner is not beating mom friend allegations)

Jevil LOVES messing with Clicks the most, as he's the drama queen, and his reactions are hilarious cause he HATES the clown. Jevil will do things like change his wallpaper, take secret selfies, or just flat out jumpscare him because it never gets old...

Sponsor is a BEAST at Just Dance, like, bro is doing breakdancing for every single song, and he WILL make EVERYONE do the dances correctly, (as clicks likes to half-ass it by just moving the controller correctly)

Banner is the strongest physically out of all the addisons. Y'know like, that punching bag game in arcades where the harder you punch the bag the more points you get? Banner DEMOLISHED that, and has one of the highest scores still.

Clicks secretly plays dating sim games as a guilty pleasure

also have you seen eviction day yet? If not, I HIGHLY reccomend! I will add a warning for flashing lights and disturbing imagry though, https://youtu.be/fzzGtz4v3YU?si=6-AD5j8qrGARbdM3

but yea! here are my silly lil headcannons for the silly lil guys :]

i'm incredibly happy with the energy we've created in the studio today

also known as omg i love these headcanons like this is great food hfjdksjdjdks

the first one i also share! and it's a bit of why i headcanon swatch feels distant from spamton out of everybody he talks to. Like they were rlly close at one point and talked a lot, and swatch was his shoulder at high stress points in his job. However when the Horrors happened, he physically couldn't explain anything, leaving swatch to wonder what exactly happened to him and then build up resentment for keeping them in the dark. They even tried to help at first, but help turned to hate real fast when neo got involved.

i love the idea over clicks and spamton maybe bonding over some healing magic, like i had something similar in mind for a future chapter but this rlly has me smiling at the possibilities. spamton would maybe give him some tips- for a price. He IS thinking about trying to capitalize the whole healing gig after all since he's good at it.

banner going into clothing after spamton disappeared makes sense, especially with keeping busy trying to forget about him (it's awful hard to with the mannequins looking the way they do, but maybe that's a good thing in the long run) also i adore the mom friend vibe these headcanons have about him. i'd love to add on to the helmet thing, as I feel Clicks would join him on this (he's protective) but sponsor (and maybe even survey) claims it's fine if it was just once.

i completely agree with surv and the holidays. honestly i feel like they're the most ambitious with holiday sales and are unmatched, kind of peaking during seasonal sales in general (seeing how many survey ads are in place when customer shopping is at an all time high). spamton was indifferent to the holiday craze (cuz even when addisons were at their busiest, he wasn't) but liked when everything settled down after they weren't as busy to talk with him again. I have a picture in mind of survey chilling with spamton and realizing this, how happy he is when they're not busy (and feeling as if he was supposed to be), and being happy in return, if not sympathetic to him.

jevil pranking the adds and being a general nuisance is just so funny to me. gosh i can just imagine the absolute chaos he'd bring to a tea shop, mixing up the names and flavors, upon the other things (especially the wallpaper that has me cracking up with ideas). spamton, at the request (and payment) of clicks, gets jevil to stop (maybe. it's unclear if hes actually stopped completely or if there's smaller pranks here and there) but he secretly finds it hilarious.

overall these headcanons are great and i'm so happy to see them shared

[ballroomnotoriety]

any animal we bring into our household gets exponentially weirder and i used to wonder if it was just our taste in pets but honestly it's just that when you listen to your animals and are delighted when they express opinions you end up with pets that are unafraid to be bizarre little gremlins and it's fucking hilarious.

[trashcreatyre]

Looking up that base reminded me of how I was watching a YouTube video from three or four years ago and got flash banged by an amino sponsor

[britishchick09]

senpai in rosiclare, illinois! :D

Submitted by Becky Curtis Brandt- The photographs of Robert Wadlow were taken in Rosiclare in the 1930s by my father, Fowler Curtis, Sr. In one picture, he is ducking under the Rosiclare Cafe sign to enter the restaurant. Mom (Mary Curtis) told us that once inside, the owner locked the door and pulled the shades so Robert could eat in peace without the crowd that followed him everywhere. At that time they didn't know they were looking at the world's tallest man, who holds that record s(ill today. In the other picture, he is standing with average height people who come about to his waist.

[99orphans]

guys, i want to invent

REVERSE REDBULL

it's a carbonated drink that's filled to the brim with melatonin, calcium citrate, cbd if i can, maybe some kava and valerian to add that tummy ache and liver damage

i can make flavors like chamomile, lavender, but i want to name the rest as just colors? yk like how some things just taste like colors? and people will try to guess the flavor bc it'll just say "natural flavors" and we'll give a prize to whomever can correctly guess the actual components of each color

i also want the branding to be like Liquid Death like where it seems like hardcore booze but no it's my seepytime dwink

i think this could really take off can someone help me pursue this dream?