#true crime stuff

[fandom-hoarder]

Been catching up on Morbid and the listener tales about crime in the family are giving me flashbacks lol. Like the one I just heard about someone's mom that tried to hire a hitman to kill the guy she was having an affair with, because he broke up with her, and she had her young child in the car when discussing it.

Have I ever mentioned how my dad tried to run my mom's boyfriend over with the family car when we were picking her up from work?🙃

[weliveintryingtimes]

Hey yes so i will have NO DAMN SYMPATHY for Jeffrey Dahmer on this blog.

None.

You see I HAVE done previous research on serial killers and similar types of abusers/killers, and you know what I've learned? These guys are a special brand of evil and projection.

[claired3lune]

I absolutely love Unsolved (Watcher's Version)

[smeegamae]

witnessed a fashion crime (adolin is close to tears)

& other characters under the cut

and a bonus kalmoash sketch >:)

[strawbebehmod]

Me: ugh this true crime podcast is so fucking boring i can’t work to this

Also Me: oh fuck yes now this is entertainment

[arbiterlexultionis]

Poltergeist

So, Danny, who’s blood is composed of mostly caffeine because the Box Ghost just WON’T FUCKING STOP attacking on the middle of the night, God Dammit this is the SEVENTH Time tonight how the Crap Baskets do you keep escaping the Thermos!! So, when he wakes up one morning needing both caffeine and ectoplasm in his sleep deprived state he just mixes a 4 pack of monster and beaker of ectoplasm in a jug and starts chugging to try and get it down before the taste hits and then stops. Takes a sip. Takes another. And realizes that it actually taste way better then either do individually.

So he starts mixing them up regularly, and eventually starts just phasing ectoplasm into still sealed cans so he can grab and go for the sake of convenience. Then some other ghost get a taste, like it, and start asking for more. So Danny gets some new friends and starts making ghost money selling his concoction, and as a joke based on the original name of the energy drink, paints over the can and relabels them Poltergeist.

For a while, business is booming but then a problem pops up. Real world items are contraband in the zone according to Walker, and most of the drink itself and the container it comes in is real world matter. Cue prohibition era shenaniganery as Danny and his allies became energy drink bootleggers, running from Walker, smuggling cases of Poltergeist, hiring ghost to help them with all of this, the whole nine yards.

I think this could work out pretty well with Danny and The Spooks, him and his boys mass producing and shipping out illegal ghost energy drinks could be a really cool plot line in my opinion, producing it, figuring out how to get it to the zone and all that as a group. I also feel this idea is just the right amount of wacky to work with the DP verse and serious/sensible enough to not be complete crack fic unless you want it to be.

When the Fenton’s and Valerie hear about that no good menace Phantom selling Highly Dangerous Ghost Drugs the flip their shit. The smear campaign is the stuff of legends. And then the truth comes out. It’s just a really Really REALLY tired teenager trying to stay awake and make some pocket money to buy first aid supplies and have some left over to buy food for homeless people.

If it’s a verse where Sam and Tucker are in on the whole ghost fighting thing then they are Energy Drink Kingpin Danny’s right and left hand men. Tucker’s the tech guy, figuring out how to build hidden compartments in vehicles to hide the goods, monitoring and screwing with Walker’s tech, managing accounts for human money he makes/figuring out how to exchange human money for Ghost money. Sam is his badass enforcer who keeps the underlings in line, and also uses her money and rich people connections to launder money and stuff. Proper crime boss stuff.

Eventually, everyone’s least favorite front loop catch’s wind of this. And I see this going one of two ways.

1) He comes to the conclusion that Danny’s not aloud to have nice things, and starts his own enterprise to compete with Danny. Stealing business, sabotaging production, tipping off Walker. General douchbaggery.

2) He is the opposite of opposition. He wants Danny as his Son, wants Danny to be just like him, wants to guide and train Danny the way he never got. So Danny, all on his own, building a criminal empire? Pissing off the authorities instead of being a little goody two shoes? Laundering money almost as good as his old man? It is wonderful and he is Here For It. Either he’s in the distance cheering him on or actively trying to help. “No no my boy, if you do it like that you’ll either end up broke or in jail for tax evasion. You’ve got to send your money through these channels and store it in banks of these countries. I’ll help you set up accounts.”

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Bloggers in the Supernatural universe trying to explain how the "Winchesters" that online paranormal investigators the Ghostfacers have some sort of beef with are actually notorious serial killers Sam and Dean Winchester, but all of this is possibly an elaborate roleplay based on the cult appeal "Supernatural" books by Carver Edlund, and also this all ties in to that guy with the trenchcoat who declared himself God and teleported around doing miracles for like a week in 2011, does anyone remember that guy? And speaking of, the fall of Dick Roman and SucroCorp! They're not quite sure yet how that ties in but...

[transgender-battlekukku]

Sonic characters who feel both like old people who drown their sorrows at the local bar and Penelope Scott listening teenagers

[keeps-ache]

1) i'm bad at games 2) i'm scared of people

[chrollohearttags]

decided I’m doing kinktober and a lil something new for October. So y’all getting two stories a day (fingers crossed!) so basically, sfw scary posts during the day and nsfw stuff at night.

[gayestcowboy]

reading books is so important and delightful and i am so glad i have started reading more again in my 20s after barely reading for fun through my teens. it’s so healing. i love you books

[anartificialsatellite]

It's so fucking wild to me that they just fucking lied about it and everyone just decided it didn't matter because they believed it could have been true

[theman-and-themachine]

In-universe fnaf true crime is crazy b t w. Henry faked his death between fnaf 3 and pizzeria sim because his number and address had somehow leaked and he was getting nonstop calls and visits about the tradgedies at freddy's.

There's intense debate on if it was really HENRY who went insane and killed his kid and everything else. I mean, he *was* brought in for questioning multiple times. There wasn't enough evidence to convict anyone. And it wasn't Henry who went missing, it was his business partner (gasp).

Mukbang true crime debate that devolves into the crack theory that william afton and henry emily were gay homosexual. There's jokes made at the expense of dead children. There's very weird ableist talk about autistic (probably something else too) henry emily.

[lucas-grey]

If you ever need more John Hopkins in your life, he narrated the audiobooks for the novels that Midsomer Murders is based on.

Yes, thanks for mentioning this! I already listen to them on Audible!

And all of you who have Spotify, there is a true crime podcast narrated by him named “Scotland Yard Confidential”. It has over 50 episodes, so there is a lot of Greys amazing voice there 😁 He also narrates the spotify podcast “Short history of…”. So if you are ever in the mood for his voice, listen to them!

[doctor-loboto]

regardless of what decade(s) the Psychonauts games are set in, they do apparently use the 2000s-era internet which I find delightful and should incorporate more into my fanwork

[pissmoon]

I like to watch true crime content about like fucked up sadistic murder cases, cannibalism, cults etc. but then the algorithm recommends you idiotic shit like cops just publishing videos where a person on drugs was trying to resist arrest and braindead cop lovers whining about wanting to crucify these people and how you can tell they are monster sociopaths because of their facial expressions and how they were mean to a cop